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Join the Latin Boys as they don't welcome in celebrity guest of the week Little Tiny Baby Dick Tony, and discuss the Crew dog-stomping (???) Cincinnati FC in the first leg of 2026 Hell is Real brought to you by Miami Valley Propane and built by ZZ Boots Wild Man's Leather and Lace. What do we do with the Pringles can, Bronte?

BREAKING: Bronte, who a lot of people are calling a sex criminal

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Travis Irvine, Doug from Mansfield, and Bronte who was upstairs drinking illegal poison. Hashtang welcome in Nationwide. Hashtang duck vaginas. Hashtang born in a wet mouth.

Long may you bathe in the heterosexual sunlight of friendship, as two men who are friends so frequently do. #SaveTheCaps

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Dusty Rhodes from Beavercreek and discuss the NWSL coming to Cowtown. PS Aerosmith rules and Prince sucks.

John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. I don't hate you, John. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate this idea that you're the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world.There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass.You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don't know if you're as good as Dwayne though. He's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is. Whoops! I'm breaking the fourth wall. I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company. And I've been vilified and hated since that day, because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar.And he split just like I'm splitting.But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship. I've grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon's brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me! And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little collector cups.I'm not on the cover of the program. I'm barely promoted.I don't get to be in movies.I'm certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network.I'm not on the poster of WrestleMania.I'm not on the signature that's produced at the start of the show.I'm not on Conan O'Brian. I'm not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be. And trust me, this isn't sour grapes. But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I'm not makes me sick! Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you're the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You're the ones that buy those programs that my face isn't on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face so you can get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you're too lazy to go get a real job. I'm leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I'll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling.Maybe I'll go back to Ring of Honor.

Join the Latin Boys as they celebrate Mike Arace's event at R Bar on 2/14. Oops we forgot to talk about this, so the entire description of this episode is just the fact that Mike has an event at R Bar on 2/14. Go to thedisrespected.com and go to R Bar. You think you're better than me? You probably are. Go to R Bar anyway.

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Mike Arace from The Disrespected to break down the 2025 Columbus Crew season, and also Chris Walsh from Steel City Massive to talk about all the drugs that Joey does, which is a lot of drugs. Almost all the drugs. Probably all the drugs. Hashtang Chris Walsh, Hashtang Grand Prize. Bless.

Join the Latin Boys as they assault Ben. The levels are not off at all, Bronte has NEVER sold himself out, Morgan is in no way drunk, Alex has no information about President Licoln's birth, and Aerosmith is the greatest American rock band of all time. PERIOD.

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome Mike Arace back to the show for the 1,000,000th time. Donald Trump has been interested in this for a long, long time. Beronte flushes paint down the toilet. Subscribe to The Disrespected right now.

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Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Jason Hernandez from Beavercreek and Justin Cedarbloom from Manhattan. We talk about stuff that will upset the small baby bitches on Discordecke. Join us.

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in guest of the week Luca from Columbus Astray. Jean leaves after Segment 2, Drabs talks about eating wavy stomach meat, Alex has the prettiest butthole in Michigan, and Morgan does his typical five minutes of yelling slurs. Columbus Crew!

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Josh from Retro Screamers, and celebrate the upcoming hot gay sex month of June. Hashtang Bills Mafia, hashtang little blasters.

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Chris Lamacchia and Justin Cerderbloom to discuss the destruction of our natural geographic rivals, the upcoming game against Charlotte FC, why Morgan is the number one professional sex haver, and also we call 1-800 sex numbers for the final 20 minutes of the show because Mike is stuck in a cancer machine getting treated for bad guys in the liver.

Join the Latin Boys as they try to be as quiet as possible, as to not awaken our sleeping GM.

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Chris LaBrunye and celebrate Season 10 of the failing ACES Radio. Do not let Lumbus out of the closet. 

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Justin Cederbloom from the Crew Club at The Ohio State University, put a bow on the 2024 season, and discuss how Chad Marshall killed the cat from Homeward Bound before a game against Toronto in 2013.

Join the Latin Boys as they celebrate 200 episodes of the failing ACES Radio.

Join the Latin Boys as we discuss Messi, Mo getting cleated in the dick, and why where the planets were when you were born matters.

Join the Latin Boys as they discuss league domination, front office drama, and never forgetting 9/11. Brought to you by Supporter Supply and co-hosted by Travis Irvine, it's the worst episode ever of an already-horrible show.

Join the Latin boy podcast table as they discuss: Crew moving to Cleveland, a "clean zone" around the stadium, and additional cool and good things. Hashtang butts, hashtang sluts.

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Travis Irvine to discuss Aidan leaving, Bez leaving, Crew vs New England, and why it is okay to have your phone say "ouch my penis" whenever you plug it into a power source.

Join the Latin Panel as they discuss the upcoming CCL Final, and historically bad leadership decisions made by elected Nordecke officials. 

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in the GCGBAG, discuss CONCACAF Champions Cup, and celebrate the latest AGS Attack banger.

Join the Latin Boys as they discuss Crewzers FC versus the scab refs, Beavercreek supporter groups, Dayton being a suburb of Germantown, and why you should clean your grandma's ass before using t-shirts as underpants.

Season NINE. Why are you still here? Go Crew.

Join the Latin Boys as we celebrate your Columbus Crew winning MLS Cup 2023, and continue to not deal with Morgan's laptop being a piece of shit.

The weekly releases continue! Morgan flees the country and Brent rises from the dead. MLS Cup cometh to Columbus complete with movie stars, pre-gaming at bars, and ticket war scars. All hail our robot overlords!

Celebrate two episodes in the last 8 days, as we welcome former Boston Celtics beat writer Mike Arace back to the Trash Pocket. Also the Crew are playing Cincinnati, so we'll talk about that. Matt Miazga's whereabouts on 9/11 remain unknown. #BillsMafia

Join the Latin Boyz as we welcome Mike Arace back to the Trash Pocket, and discuss the upcoming playoff game at Orlando City. Never forget the Columbus Butt-Licker.

Young boy hat takes, setting the record straight about playoff format, Hot Takes and zero Travis Irvine weed jokes. You'd expect nothing less from the 38th best podcast in Cowtown. #butts #sluts

Join the Latin Boys as we discuss: which Crew player would be best for Taylor Swift, why the Earthquakes owner has as small of a penis as Anthony Precourt, and why the Continuing Champion got banned from Twitter.

Join the Latin boys as they discuss the Houston loss, the impending Montreal loss, and why sweet sweet old man Keyth Naas is trying to do a cancel culture on a new Crew podcast.

Channel your Twitter rage for Dong Arber as you join the Latin Boys in saying goodbye to Lucas Zelarayan. ACES Radio does not condone the licking of mouths. 

Join the Latin panel of podcast boys as we welcome in celebrity guest of the week Travis Irvine, and discuss how to dry someone's tongue with our mouth. Hashtag Columbus Crew.

Join the latin panel of podcast ladz as they welcome in longtime boner boy Travis Irvine, discuss the parking lot warz of 2023, and drink in the sweet sweet tears from Austin, TX.

Join the Latin table podcast boys as they discuss soccer, the valley of the kings, and how many fingers you have to put on your friend's fingers to stop them from moving a soccer team. Supporter Supply discount code is BOYSON. Lemme smash.

Join the latin boys as they preview Crew vs Atlanta and grab little tiny baby pieces of paper out of a young man hat.

Join Jean, Drolbs, The Boy, and Construction Cove Mo as they preview the 2023 Columbus Crew season, brought to you by Activations and ZZ Boots Wild Man's Leather and Lace.

Join the Latin Boyz as they discuss pieces of paper and welcome in Doug, the president of the number one supporter group in the Tri-Valley area. #POWERDOG

Join the lads as they discuss cat urethras with Andrew Wiebe, and listen to Morgan as he fills you in on all the latest terms from gay culture. 

Join Morgan and John as they explain how to continue to keep politics out of sports by attending two grassroots events on Wednesday 9/21. Please note that this is a TRAINING VIDEO and is meant for the ears of JULIE STANKEY ONLY. 

Join the trash pocket panel as they discuss how to keep politics out of sports. 

Please enjoy the worst episode of the Trash Pocket ever recorded, in which the TOXIC LADS sounds like they're broadcasting live from 610 WTVN studios. 

Grab your bottle of EZ Squirt purple donkey juice and celebrate the Crew's expected goal championship with us!

2022 Columbus Crew season preview, including details on how many free boys are available in Grandview parking lots. VIBES ONLY.

How many fingers in your mouth is it going to take?

ACES Radio is dead. Long live ACES Radio!

You're listening to the latest, lamest, and DEFINITELY LAST EPISODE OF ACES RADIO! That's right kids, we're going out on top! Well, for the team. For us, it's definitely the bottom. After lad check-in, special guest MORGAN HUGHES (#rest) joins us to recap MLS Cup. We talk roster moves, new jerseys, and answer YOUR questions of the week! Also, Mad Libs from Evonne, man balls, prediction recap (quiet, Bront), and our final sign-off. I can't believe we've done this.