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ACES Radio
by Morgan Hughes, John Zidar Alex Thomas, and Darby Schaaf
Join hosts John Zidar and Darby Schaaf as they discuss all things Columbus Crew SC, Major League Soccer, and their ever-increasing levels of celebrity fandom. Glory to Columbus. Here we go.
Episodes
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Episode 220: Do Worry, Pipa's Handsy
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in good ole' Andy Condom (in Spanish) and talk about how the radical left has cancelled yet another one of our feral male attack pigs. Brought to you as always by injecting bone broth straight into your limp dick to cure weakness, this is ACES Radio; a show…
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Episode 219: Front Office Pants-Shitting
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Ralph Schudel and Travis Irvine to fight the final boss of Nordecke restructuring: Bronte. Find out who has the deepest vag in their book club, hint: it's Morgan. Evonne stopped by to lie about what I said about the depth of my vag, which is why that bitch…
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Episode 218: It's Always Hell in Cincinnati
Join the Latin Boys as they don't welcome in celebrity guest of the week Little Tiny Baby Dick Tony, and discuss the Crew dog-stomping (???) Cincinnati FC in the first leg of 2026 Hell is Real brought to you by Miami Valley Propane and built by ZZ Boots Wild Man's Leather and Lace. What do we do...
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Episode 217: Bronte CANCELLED Nordecke 😲
BREAKING: Bronte, who a lot of people are calling a sex criminal
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Episode 216: George Santos MOUTH CHAMPION
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Travis Irvine, Doug from Mansfield, and Bronte who was upstairs drinking illegal poison. Hashtang welcome in Nationwide. Hashtang duck vaginas. Hashtang born in a wet mouth.
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Episode 215: Open Cup Sensual Male Artwork
Long may you bathe in the heterosexual sunlight of friendship, as two men who are friends so frequently do. #SaveTheCaps
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Episode 214: NWSL to Columbus? (Motorcycle Sidecar Edition)
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Dusty Rhodes from Beavercreek and discuss the NWSL coming to Cowtown. PS Aerosmith rules and Prince sucks.
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Episode 213: Nordecke Workshop is DEAD
John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. I don't hate you, John. I don't even dislike…
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Episode 212: New Season, Same Drama
Join the Latin Boys as they celebrate Mike Arace's event at R Bar on 2/14. Oops we forgot to talk about this, so the entire description of this episode is just the fact that Mike has an event at R Bar on 2/14. Go to thedisrespected.com and go to R Bar. You think you're better than me? You…
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Episode 211: Season 10 Finale (How Thick Can That Horse Leg Get?)
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Mike Arace from The Disrespected to break down the 2025 Columbus Crew season, and also Chris Walsh from Steel City Massive to talk about all the drugs that Joey does, which is a lot of drugs. Almost all the drugs. Probably all the drugs. Hashtang Chris…
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Episode 210: Upper 90 Club
Join the Latin Boys as they assault Ben. The levels are not off at all, Bronte has NEVER sold himself out, Morgan is in no way drunk, Alex has no information about President Licoln's birth, and Aerosmith is the greatest American rock band of all time. PERIOD.
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Episode 209: The Disrespected Era Begins
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome Mike Arace back to the show for the 1,000,000th time. Donald Trump has been interested in this for a long, long time. Beronte flushes paint down the toilet. Subscribe to The Disrespected right now.
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Episode 208: Nordecke Banishment
Just hit play.
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Episode 207: The Worst Show Yet
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Jason Hernandez from Beavercreek and Justin Cedarbloom from Manhattan. We talk about stuff that will upset the small baby bitches on Discordecke. Join us.
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Episode 206: Columbus Astray
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in guest of the week Luca from Columbus Astray. Jean leaves after Segment 2, Drabs talks about eating wavy stomach meat, Alex has the prettiest butthole in Michigan, and Morgan does his typical five minutes of yelling slurs. Columbus Crew!
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Episode 205: Retro Screaming
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Josh from Retro Screamers, and celebrate the upcoming hot gay sex month of June. Hashtang Bills Mafia, hashtang little blasters.
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Episode 204: Triple Nordecke Drama
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Chris Lamacchia and Justin Cerderbloom to discuss the destruction of our natural geographic rivals, the upcoming game against Charlotte FC, why Morgan is the number one professional sex haver, and also we call 1-800 sex numbers for the final 20 minutes of…
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Episode 203: Issa Sleeps
Join the Latin Boys as they try to be as quiet as possible, as to not awaken our sleeping GM.
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Episode 202: Cumlumbus 2K25 n' 4-eva
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Chris LaBrunye and celebrate Season 10 of the failing ACES Radio. Do not let Lumbus out of the closet.
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Episode 201: Season Wrap-Up (#Justice4Sassy)
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Justin Cederbloom from the Crew Club at The Ohio State University, put a bow on the 2024 season, and discuss how Chad Marshall killed the cat from Homeward Bound before a game against Toronto in 2013.
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Episode 200: Red Bulls and The Diamond Jubilee
Join the Latin Boys as they celebrate 200 episodes of the failing ACES Radio.
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Episode 199: Inter Miami and Astrology
Join the Latin Boys as we discuss Messi, Mo getting cleated in the dick, and why where the planets were when you were born matters.
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Episode 198: Never Forget 9/11
Join the Latin Boys as they discuss league domination, front office drama, and never forgetting 9/11. Brought to you by Supporter Supply and co-hosted by Travis Irvine, it's the worst episode ever of an already-horrible show.
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Episode 197: Crew to Cleveland
Join the Latin boy podcast table as they discuss: Crew moving to Cleveland, a "clean zone" around the stadium, and additional cool and good things. Hashtang butts, hashtang sluts.
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Episode 196: Everything Happens on Thursday
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Travis Irvine to discuss Aidan leaving, Bez leaving, Crew vs New England, and why it is okay to have your phone say "ouch my penis" whenever you plug it into a power source.
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Episode 195: Supporter Drama
Join the Latin Panel as they discuss the upcoming CCL Final, and historically bad leadership decisions made by elected Nordecke officials.
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Episode 194 (Chug that Goo)
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in the GCGBAG, discuss CONCACAF Champions Cup, and celebrate the latest AGS Attack banger.
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Episode 193 (Clean Grandma Underpants)
Join the Latin Boys as they discuss Crewzers FC versus the scab refs, Beavercreek supporter groups, Dayton being a suburb of Germantown, and why you should clean your grandma's ass before using t-shirts as underpants.
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Episode 192
Season NINE. Why are you still here? Go Crew.
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Episode 191 (MLS Cup Champions)
Join the Latin Boys as we celebrate your Columbus Crew winning MLS Cup 2023, and continue to not deal with Morgan's laptop being a piece of shit.
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Episode 120 (Wet & Boy & Old & Bucket)
The weekly releases continue! Morgan flees the country and Brent rises from the dead. MLS Cup cometh to Columbus complete with movie stars, pre-gaming at bars, and ticket war scars. All hail our robot overlords!
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Episode 189 (Miazga did 9/11)
Celebrate two episodes in the last 8 days, as we welcome former Boston Celtics beat writer Mike Arace back to the Trash Pocket. Also the Crew are playing Cincinnati, so we'll talk about that. Matt Miazga's whereabouts on 9/11 remain unknown. #BillsMafia
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Episode 188 (Columbus Butt-Licker)
Join the Latin Boyz as we welcome Mike Arace back to the Trash Pocket, and discuss the upcoming playoff game at Orlando City. Never forget the Columbus Butt-Licker.
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Episode 187 (Playoff Vibes)
Young boy hat takes, setting the record straight about playoff format, Hot Takes and zero Travis Irvine weed jokes. You'd expect nothing less from the 38th best podcast in Cowtown. #butts #sluts
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Episode 186 (Raccoons vs. Muppet Babies: This Time It's Younger)
Join the Latin Boys as we discuss: which Crew player would be best for Taylor Swift, why the Earthquakes owner has as small of a penis as Anthony Precourt, and why the Continuing Champion got banned from Twitter.
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Episode 185 (Crankin' Down on Montreal)
Join the Latin boys as they discuss the Houston loss, the impending Montreal loss, and why sweet sweet old man Keyth Naas is trying to do a cancel culture on a new Crew podcast.
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Episode 184 (Zelaray-gone)
Channel your Twitter rage for Dong Arber as you join the Latin Boys in saying goodbye to Lucas Zelarayan. ACES Radio does not condone the licking of mouths.
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Episode 183 (Zidar's Engaged)
Join the Latin panel of podcast boys as we welcome in celebrity guest of the week Travis Irvine, and discuss how to dry someone's tongue with our mouth. Hashtag Columbus Crew.
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Episode 182 (Central Ohio Dick)
Join the latin panel of podcast ladz as they welcome in longtime boner boy Travis Irvine, discuss the parking lot warz of 2023, and drink in the sweet sweet tears from Austin, TX.
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Episode 181 (Iced Cream / Wet Corn)
Join the Latin table podcast boys as they discuss soccer, the valley of the kings, and how many fingers you have to put on your friend's fingers to stop them from moving a soccer team. Supporter Supply discount code is BOYSON. Lemme smash.
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Episode 180 (Young Boy Party)
Join the latin boys as they preview Crew vs Atlanta and grab little tiny baby pieces of paper out of a young man hat.
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Episode 179 (Lowkey Vibes)
Join Jean, Drolbs, The Boy, and Construction Cove Mo as they preview the 2023 Columbus Crew season, brought to you by Activations and ZZ Boots Wild Man's Leather and Lace.
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Episode 178
Join the Latin Boyz as they discuss pieces of paper and welcome in Doug, the president of the number one supporter group in the Tri-Valley area. #POWERDOG
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Episode 177
Join the lads as they discuss cat urethras with Andrew Wiebe, and listen to Morgan as he fills you in on all the latest terms from gay culture.
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Episode 176
Join Morgan and John as they explain how to continue to keep politics out of sports by attending two grassroots events on Wednesday 9/21. Please note that this is a TRAINING VIDEO and is meant for the ears of JULIE STANKEY ONLY.
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Episode 175
Join the trash pocket panel as they discuss how to keep politics out of sports.
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Episode 174
Please enjoy the worst episode of the Trash Pocket ever recorded, in which the TOXIC LADS sounds like they're broadcasting live from 610 WTVN studios.
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Episode 173
Grab your bottle of EZ Squirt purple donkey juice and celebrate the Crew's expected goal championship with us!
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Episode 172
2022 Columbus Crew season preview, including details on how many free boys are available in Grandview parking lots. VIBES ONLY.
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ACES Radio: Episode 171
How many fingers in your mouth is it going to take?
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Frequently Asked Questions
How many episodes does ACES Radio have?
ACES Radio currently has 220 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is ACES Radio about?
Join hosts John Zidar and Darby Schaaf as they discuss all things Columbus Crew SC, Major League Soccer, and their ever-increasing levels of celebrity fandom. Glory to Columbus. Here we go.
How often does ACES Radio release new episodes?
ACES Radio publishes regularly with 220 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.
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Who hosts ACES Radio?
ACES Radio is created and hosted by Morgan Hughes, John Zidar Alex Thomas, and Darby Schaaf.
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