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Achtung! Millwall Podcast

by Nick Hart

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The number one Millwall supporter's podcast, broadcasting weekly during the football season from beautiful downtown South Bermondsey ...

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  1. MONDAY WITH MERV - WBA DRUBBING REVIEW

    ACHTUNG! MILLWALL 902 “A lot of the guys there helped us last year in terms of where we finished last year. It’s all right when it’s going well, and everybody’s in the picture, and we’re all waving, and we’re all high-fiving each other. A proper team is when it gets difficult, how do you respond?...

  2. WEST BROMWICH ALBION 3-0 MILLWALL 07.11.26 | Achtung! Millwall Podcast 901

    Yet another shellacking for the Lions in the Midlands yesterday, all in all there is a sense of malice around The Den as we head into another welcome international break. This edition features in-game thoughts, musings and reaction from yours truly, combined with post-match voicemails from show...

  3. ERITH TOWN 4-2 DEAL TOWN 07.11.26

    THE DOCKER’S DEBATE PODCAST A terrific result for Erith in yesterday’s home fixture versus Deal Town, covered as always by show host Michael Avery and his entourage … Up the Dockers

  4. ERITH TOWN 2-0 REDBRIDGE 03.11.26 | LONDON SENIOR CUP

    THE DOCKERS DEBATE PODCAST The Dockers progress in the 2026-27 London Senior Cup at the expense of Redbridge, this edition features all the usual coverage of the match with show host Michael Avery. Up he Dockers

  5. BIRMINGHAM CITY 3-0 MILLWALL REACTION - ACHTUNG! MILLWALL 900

    One nil inside the first minute and three conceded in 30 made a disastrous night at St Andrews for the Lions. Any bounce from that fine win over Derby County last Saturday, was deflated quicker than a rogue nail in your tyre halfway through the Rotherhithe Tunnel. This poor evening’s work by...

  6. MONDAY WITH MERV - DERBY COUNTY WIN REVIEW - ACHTUNG! MILLWALL 899

    Hello and welcome dear listeners to our regular Monday morning conversation with Merv Payne, in which we chew over the Lions excellent 4-1 win over the Rams at The Den on Saturday. This edition features the ever-popular voicemails from: Aussie Dave Barnesy Bobby T Glyn Horner Jim Hackett Mark...

  7. MILLWALL 4-1 DERBY COUNTY 31.10.26

    Achtung! Millwall Podcast 898 In this edition we enthuse at some length over yesterday’s excellent 4-1 win - another four-goal scoreline for the Lions in the company of my niece Gunita. Her last visit to The Den was the win over Bolton in September and here she is again bringing her good luck……

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  8. Achtung! Millwall Podcast 897 - part two

    POMPEY LOSS MISERY CONTINUED … An extra edition over and above today’s regular ‘Monday with Merv’ show, featuring voicemails from regular contributors Barnesy, John Rankin and Lawrence Binnie… Achtung! Millwall is an independent Millwall FC supporters’ podcast covering Millwall news, match...

  9. POMPEY LOSS REVIEW - MONDAY WITH MERV 897

    POMPEY LOSS REVIEW - MONDAY WITH MERV 897 Storm, tempest and a dire Millwall performance on the South Coast dear listeners, the Lions going down 2-1 in a hapless showing at Fratton Park. In this edition show regular Merv Payne - along with yours truly - discuss the current Millwall situation and...

  10. ERITH TOWN 3-3 BURGESS HILL (4-5 on pens) | FA TROPHY

    THE DOCKER’S DEBATE PODCAST The Dockers exit the 2025-26 FA Trophy via a thrilling 3-3 draw with Burgess Hill, who prevail 5-4 in the penalty shoot-out - our congratulations go out to them. This episode features all the usual insight, banter and thoughts of regular show host Michael Avery and…

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  11. PORTSMOUTH 2-1 MILLWALL 24.10.26 REACTION | ACHTUNG! MILLWALL 896

    PORTSMOUTH 2-1 MILLWALL A very wet, windy and disappointing afternoon for the Lions in Pompey yesterday dear listeners, in this edition we have a personal review and thoughts on the sense of ‘lull’ pervading The Den at the moment. In addition we feature voicemail contributions from: Jim Hackett...

  12. MILLWALL 2-2 LINCOLN CITY 17.10.26 | TUESDAY WITH MERV ...

    TUESDAY WITH MERV MILLWALL 2-2 LINCOLN CITY 17.10.26 Hello dear listeners, a belated ‘Tuesday with Merv’ edition of Achtung! Millwall for you, reviewing the fallout from that disappointing draw at home to Lincoln City in the Championship. The show includes voicemail reactions from: Jim Hackett...

  13. MILLWALL 2-2 LINCOLN CITY 17.10.26 | ACHTUNG! MILLWALL 895

    MILLWALL 2-2 LINCOLN CITY 17.10.26 Hello dear listeners, in this edition Achtung! Millwall reviews what was overall a disappointing draw at home to Lincoln City in the Championship. Post match we have voicemail reaction from Bobby T and John Rankin. Achtung! Millwall is an independent Millwall FC...

  14. ACHTUNG! MILLWALL 894 - ‘STATE OF FOOTBALL’ SPECIAL

    ACHTUNG! MILLWALL 894 - ‘STATE OF FOOTBALL’ SPECIAL Featuring show regular Michael Avery, we discuss the new Independent Football Regulator report on the state of the English game and chew over what it does and does not tackle. This is then followed up with the belated in-game thoughts, musings…

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  15. MILLWALL 0-1 SWANSEA CITY 13.10.26 | Achtung! Millwall Podcast 893

    MILLWALL 0-1 SWANSEA CITY Hello dear listeners, in this edition Achtung! Millwall reviews that disappointing home loss to the Swans on Tuesday night in the Championship, with Nick Hart and Merv chewing over the cud. We also include extensive voicemail reaction from: Aussie Dave Barnesy Bobby T...

  16. MORE PRESTON WIN COMMENT | ACHTUNG! MILLWALL 892 PART TWO

    PRESTON NORTH END 0-1 MILLWALL Part two of our coverage of Millwall’s win at Deepdale in the Championship, with regular contributor Jim Hackett and reaction by yours truly. Amongst the issues Jim raises are: Why does Taryk Arconte keep falling over looking for free kicks? Should Camiel Neghli be...

  17. PRESTON NORTH END 0-1 MILLWALL 10.10.26 | Achtung! Millwall Podcast 892

    PRESTON NORTH END 0-1 MILLWALL - match reaction Achtung! Millwall reviews Millwall’s win at Deepdale in the Championship, with Nick Hart providing the immediate Millwall match reaction in conversation with show regular Graham Payne. In this episode we discuss Taryk Arconte’s offside issues…

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  18. ERITH TOWN 4-1 HERNE BAY | Isthmian League SE 10.10.26

    THE DOCKER’S DEBATE PODCAST This episode features coverage of the Docker’s excellent 4-1 home victory over Kent rivals Herne Bay, brought to you as ever by show host Michael Avery and sons. Show edit by Harris Avery. Up the Dockers!

  19. Achtung! Millwall Podcast 891 | Injury crisis comment plus Sunset Ruins interview

    An international break edition featuring comment by show contributor Mark Willoughby and reaction by yours truly, ALSO an interview with Lee of Sunset Ruins. Check out more from Sunset Ruins here - https://www.youtube.com/@sunsetruinsofficial Arrivederci Millwall Nick @AchtungMillwall...

  20. ERITH TOWN 2-1 SITTINGBOURNE 06.10.26 | Isthmian League SE

    THE DOCKER'S DEBATE PODCAST This edition features coverage of the Docker's exciting 2-1 win over Kent rivals Sittingbourne. All the action and reaction is brought to you by show host Michael Avery and Sons ... Up the Dockers!

  21. FAVERSHAM TOWN 0-0 ERITH TOWN 04.10.26 | Isthmian League SE Division

    THE DOCKER’S DEBATE PODCAST Yesterday’s action at the Aquatherm Stadium described by show host Michael Avery and his entourage… Up the Dockers!

  22. HAYES & YEADING 1-1 ERITH TOWN (ERITH WIN 5-4 ON PENS) | FA Trophy 3rd Qual 26.09.26

    THE DOCKERS DEBATE PODCAST This edition features this afternoon’s dramatic away win at Hayes in the FA Trophy 3rd qualifying round. Coverage as always with show host Michael Avery and hIs entourage…

  23. ACHTUNG! MILLWALL PODCAST 890 - Millwall thoughts, musings and tangents with yours truly …

    ACHTUNG! MILLWALL 890 - Millwall thoughts, musings and tangents with yours truly … In this edition Nick Hart reacts to the listeners emails, comments and posts on recent shows. In addition this stream of consciousness takes off along many a tangent and side street… The next edition of the show…

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  24. ERITH TOWN U18 1-2 FOLKESTONE INVICTA U18 | FA YOUTH CUP 1ST ROUND QUALIFYING

    THE DOCKER'S DEBATE PODCAST This edition covers the Docker's Under 18 side in their clash at Bayliss Avenue versus Folkestone Invicta U18s - covered by show host Michael Avery. Up the Dockers!

  25. MILLWALL 2-2 WEST HAM UNITED 19.09.26 | PART THREE | THE VOICEMAIL REACTIONS

    MILLWALL 2-2 WEST HAM UNITED - VOICEMAIL REACTION Achtung! Millwall 889 (part three) continues with the voicemail reaction to Saturday’s dramatic 2-2 draw at The Den versus our East London neighbours West Ham United In this voicemail edition we discuss the main talking points from what was a very...

  26. MILLWALL 2-2 WEST HAM UNITED 19.09.26 | PART TWO | MONDAY WITH MERV REACTION

    MILLWALL 2-2 WEST HAM UNITED - MONDAY WITH MERV REACTION Welcome, welcome, thrice welcome to the Monday with Merv edition of Achtung! Millwall 889 (part two) in which show regulars Merv Payne and yours truly review Saturday’s dramatic 2-2 draw at The Den in the so-called Docker’s Derby....

  27. MILLWALL 2-2 WEST HAM UNITED 19.09.26 | ACHTUNG! MILLWALL PODCAST 889

    MILLWALL 2-2 WEST HAM UNITED: MATCH REACTION In this edition of Achtung! Millwall Podcast we review the Lions 2-2 draw at The Den versus near neighbours West Ham United in the so-called ‘Docker’s Derby’, with Nick Hart providing the in-game thoughts and comment. Furthermore we have post game...

  28. MIDDLESBROUGH 2-2 MILLWALL 15.09.26 | ACHTUNG! MILLWALL REACTION | EPISODE 888

    MIDDLESBROUGH 2-2 MILLWALL 15.09.26: MATCH REACTION in this episode Achtung! Millwall reviews the Lions 2-2 draw at Middlesbrough last night in the EFL Championship, with Nick Hart and the voicemail posse. In this episode we discuss Millwall’s performance, relinquishing a two goal lead, but...

  29. BLACKBURN ROVERS 3-1 MILLWALL 12.09.26 | ACHTUNG! MILLWALL PODCAST 887

    BLACKBURN ROVERS 3-1 MILLWALL 12.09.26: MATCH REACTION Achtung! Millwall reviews Millwall’s 1-3 loss at Ewood Park yesterday in the Championship with Nick Hart and the returning Merv Payne providing the immediate Millwall match reaction. In this episode we discuss the poor performance of the…

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  30. MILLWALL 0-1 NEWCASTLE UNITED | ACHTUNG! MILLWALL PODCAST VOICEMAILS

    MILLWALL 0-1 NEWCASTLE UNITED 08.09.26: MATCH REACTION In this edition Achtung! Millwall’s voicemail reviewers cover Millwall’s home loss to Newcastle United in the Carabao Cup. In this episode they discuss the main talking points, including the terrific fighting performances of ‘Desmond’ Tutu,...

  31. MILLWALL 0-1 NEWCASTLE UNITED 08.09.26 - CARABAO CUP R3 - ACHTUNG! MILLWALL PODCAST 886

    MILLWALL 0-1 NEWCASTLE UNITED - CARABAO CUP R3 08.09.26 - EPISODE 886 Achtung! Millwall reviews a terrific, albeit losing performance at home to Premier League opponents Newcastle United. The episode includes the usual in-game thoughts with host Nick Hart and a huge welcome back to the BBC’s…

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  32. MILLWALL 4-0 BOLTON WANDERERS 05.09.26 PART TWO | ACHTUNG! MILLWALL PODCAST

    PART TWO - MILLWALL 4-0 BOLTON WANDERERS 05.09.26 - EPISODE 885 Achtung! Millwall reviews Millwall’s excellent home victory over Bolton Wanderers in the Championship with Nick Hart and 'the voicemails' providing the post-match Millwall match reaction from The Den last yesterday In this episode we...

  33. MILLWALL 4-0 BOLTON WANDERERS 05.09.26 | ACHTUNG! MILLWALL PODCAST 885

    MILLWALL 4-0 BOLTON WANDERERS 05.09.26 - EPISODE 885 Achtung! Millwall reviews Millwall’s excellent home victory over Bolton Wanderers in the Championship with Nick Hart and Ben Anthony providing the post-match Millwall match reaction from The Den last yesterday In this episode we discuss the key...

  34. MILLWALL 0-3 WREXHAM 02.09.26 | ACHTUNG! MILLWALL PODCAST 884

    MILLWALL 0-3 WREXHAM - EPISODE 884 Achtung! Millwall reviews Millwall’s home loss to Wrexham in the Championship with Nick Hart providing the in-game and post-match Millwall match reaction from The Den last night. In this episode we discuss the Lions injury list which is ever-increasing, the key...

  35. MILLWALL INJURY CRISIS - VOICEMAIL REACTION | ACHTUNG! MILLWALL PODCAST 884

    MILLWALL 0-3 WREXHAM - 02.09.26 In this edition the Achtung! Millwall voicemail reviews cover Wednesday night’s disappointing home loss to Wrexham in the Championship, with Nick Hart hosting the contributions of: Bill Slack - Craig Jones - Digger Dave - Glyn Horner - Hasan K - Jim Hackett - Jim...

  36. SE Dons FA Cup preview | The Erith Town Podcast

    The Docker's Debate presents show hosts Michael and Harris Avery in conversation about the forthcoming FA Cup tie between the SE Dons and Erith Town FC... Up the Dockers!

  37. Southampton 5-1 Millwall 29.08.26 | Match Reaction - Achtung! Millwall Podcast 883

    Southampton 5-1 Millwall: Match Reaction Achtung! Millwall reviews Millwall’s 5-1 defeat away to Southampton in the Championship, with Nick Hart joined by Lawrence Binnie to discuss the Lions’ disappointing performance on the south coast. We discuss the goals, key moments and individual...

  38. The Erith Town Podcast | Docker's Debate | Erith Town 1-1 Cray Valley PM (5-4 pens) 29.08.26

    FA Trophy action at Bayliss Avenue sees the Dockers progress over near neighbours Cray Valley via a penalty shoot-out. All the action, comment and incidents are featured in this episode with regular host Michael Avery plus his entourage. Up the Dockers! #ErithTown #CrayValleyPM #NonLeague #Podcast

  39. The Erith Town Podcast | Docker's Debate | Erith Town 4-0 Sevenoaks Town 25.08.26

    An excellent home victory for the Dockers! Covered in the usual style by show host Michael Avery and son Harris, plus the regulars of Bayliss Avenue...

  40. Achtung! Millwall Podcast 882 | Cambridge United 0-1 Millwall 25.08.26

    Well the Lions did enough in last night's Carabao Cup action at the Abbey Stadium, but it was no classic that's for sure. As it is Millwall go into the hat for tonight's Third Round draw, so despite a generally mediocre match - it's good enough. This edition features all the usual in-game…

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  41. Achtung! Millwall Podcast 881 PART TWO | The Norwich voicemails ...

    No Monday with Merv for a few weeks, instead it's Monday with Nick and the voicemails - our best wishes go out to Merv and his family. Huge thanks to all of our contributors in this packed programme - Adam Gillett, Aussie Dave, Barnesy, Bobby T, David Leadercramer, Glyn Horner, Hasan K, Jaime…

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  42. Achtung! Millwall Podcast 881 | Millwall 3-0 Norwich City 22.08.26

    Yesterday's DEMOLITION of the Canaries covered in all the usual glory by yours truly, followed by post-match conversation with Neil Andrews. What a decisive win, described by Alex Neil as the 'most complete' under his tenure at The Den. If the music of the 90s is your thing, why not check out...

  43. The Erith Town Podcast | Erith Town 2-0 Horley Town 18.08.26

    It's the Docker's Debate podcast - featuring coverage of Erith's fine 2-0 win over Horley Town at Bayliss Avenue. All the usual in-game thoughts, musings and shenanigans with show host Michael Avery, this week in conversation with Steve Holly of Sidcup-based retailer 'The Bed Store'. Up the Dockers!

  44. Achtung! Millwall Podcast 879 | Bristol City 0-2 Millwall 15.08.26

    The 2026-27 season gets off to a fine start for the Lions with this excellent two-goal win at Ashton Gate. The match turned on a first-half second yellow card for Randell of Bristol City, after which Millwall largely controlled matters without too much hassle. All the traditional fun of the fair...

  45. Achtung! Millwall Podcast 880 | Monday with Merv - Bristol City Review

    It's a huge welcome back to our regular Monday morning pundit Merv Payne, in the wake of course from Saturday's terrific away win at Ashton Gate. Our conversation is followed by the voicemail contributions of: Rob Woodford - Mike George - Martin Colwell - Mark Willoughby - Lawrence Binnie - John...

  46. The Erith Town Podcast | Dockers Debate | Erith Town 1-1 Punjab United (4-5 0n pens) 12.08.26

    Kent Senior Cup action starts the Dockers' 2026-27 season, Gravesend-based Punjab United prevailing on penalties in an entertaining match at Bayliss Avenue, covered here by show regular Michael Avery. Up the Dockers!

  47. Achtung! Millwall Podcast 878 | QPR 1-1 Millwall (0-2 on pens) Carabao Cup 1st Round drama 08.08.26

    A rather dull affair at Loftus Road gave no clue as to the twists and turns of football fortune in the post-game penalty shoot out. The Lions prevailing 2-0 with hero of the hour Lukas Jensen writing his own script with four successive saves, this after recovery from a season-long injury.…

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  48. Achtung! Millwall Podcast | From the past edition - QPR 3-4 Millwall 1951

    Well dear listeners, competitive football returns for the Lions with the First Round of the 2026-27 Carabao Cup, away at QPR. Also back therefore are the Achtung 'look back into the past' shows, this edition featuring a fine game in 1951 in which Millwall advanced past the Hoops in the 1950-51 FA...

  49. Erith Town FC | Docker's Debate Podcast | Erith Town 2-1 Maldon & Tiptree 01.08.26 pre-season match

    The Dockers bring their pre-season programme to a successful close with a 2-1 win over Maldon & Tiptree - coverage, comment and insights provided by Michael Avery... Up the Dockers!

  50. Achtung! Millwall Podcast 876 | Media day interviews with Jake Cooper and Max Crocombe

    Huge thanks to Max McLellan of Millwall FC for arranging this level of access ... Arrivederci Millwall Nick @AchtungMillwall [email protected]

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The number one Millwall supporter's podcast, broadcasting weekly during the football season from beautiful downtown South Bermondsey ...

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The number one Millwall supporter's podcast, broadcasting weekly during the football season from beautiful downtown South Bermondsey ...

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