PODCAST · comedy
Across the Cxntry
by emli bender & Lindsey Poyar
Zany comedy pod hosted by Lindsey Poyar & emli bender who share their weekly thoughts on life across the country as a modern-day American lady and the necessary b*tching that comes with it. Both of them are best friends as well as being really hot & funny.Support us on www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry xoxo Gossip Girl,,,Lindsey Poyar is a freelance photographer based out of Cleveland, Ohio where she currently runs her own art studio, Popshell Studio. emli bender is a tech babe rolling through the streets of Seattle, Washington.
Episodes
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episode 34 - chimpanzees and foxes and bears, oh my!
I'm sorry my goofy goobers we recorded this beginning of March and you're getting it now. Did you miss us?? we missed you! In this episode we talk about pros and cons of owning exotic pets. Follow us on instagram @acrossthecxntry support us on patreon and please like, comment and subscribe <3
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episode 33 - the gossip girl episode
Happy Valentine's Day u lover birds! Join Lindsey and Emli and they catch up on recent events before diving into the cultural phenomenon that is Gossip Girl. Please rate us on whatever app you're using and support us on patreon.com/acrossthecxntry
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episode 32 - bath salts and olive oil
howdy you goofballs! did you think we were done?! Lindsey Poyar and Emli Bender are back better than ever in the new year, Lindsey teaches you a secret new way to paint and Emli talks about the relevant subject of bath salts. Like and subscribe or I'll tell Santa on you >:) happy NYE u fools!...
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episode 31 - thanksgiving leftovers
I'm so bad at uploading! This episode is fun and cute, we talk about thanksgiving & Lindsey shares exciting news for the future! Please rate us, follow us on insta & support on patreon 💞 www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry
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episode 30 - halloween spooktacular
edit: sorry i uploaded this 2 weeks later i went to ohio & then forgot as well so uwu - emli happy halloween y'all, we missed you!! xoxox In this week's episode we go over costumes & movies for Halloween, the best holiday of the year. Follow our insta @acrossthecxntry & support us on...
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episode 29 - jumbo huddy
Howdy y'all we recorded this two weeks ago and I'm posting it now, listen to Lindsey tell u about being a SanFran socialite rubbin' elbows with the hudsters whilst emli regals us about PNW weddings. SUPPORT US www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry rate us loves!
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episode 28 - birthday bash
hi guys! across the country is back;; in this week's episode we discuss emli turning 27 in Cleveland as the girls hang out IRL also look out or Lindsey will bully you teehee www.patreon.com/acrosstheccxntry pls support us luvs 💞
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episode 27 - spooky bug stories
we're back bitches ~ sorry for the hiatus; we've been busy never experiencing depression or anxiety while tripping over dollar billsssssssss anyway this week's ep is about bugs and ghosts; a Cxntry staple! farm fresh straight to table eat up u lil slut yum yum patreon.com/acrossthecxntry
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episode 26 - cross country girls
It's a new episode ✨ recorded a week ago but posted now welcome to my joker brain 😈 i don't remember what we talk about but it's funny and hot also we have huge boobs. GIVE US 5 STARS! patreon.com/acrossthecxntry
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episode 25 - we're cowboys now
Special Texas episode y'all ~ emli & Lindsey met up in Marfa, Texas to get down n dusty with the locals. Tune in for a super late episode that we recorded a week ago & I'm posting meow patreon.com/acrossthecxntry instagram.com/acrossthecxntry XOXO
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episode 24 - eating burritos with forks
Hi QTs ✨ this week emli rages over a slight inconvenience while Lindsey casually retells having to go to the police recently. Didya miss us? More episodes at www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry Find us on IG at @acrossthecxntry uw we wuv u
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episode 23 - death + euphoria
Hi babies n ladies, in this week's episode ya girls Lindsey & emli get a lil serious on death but more importantly Euphoria & the current season 2 that's been coming out. More episodes on our patreon www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry follow our insta @acrossthecxntry
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episode 22 - rihanna is pregnant
Rihanna is friggin' preggers n it's episode 22 of Across the Cxntry y'all! Join yr fav hot hosts for a super late upload this is like a 2 week old episode by now hehe ya girl broke her software but we gucci meow. This episode's topics are BABIES n SLAPPING don't worry not together tho teehee!...
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episode 21 - fjording that ox
hi you goons welcome back to keeping up with the kardashians AKA the newest nickname for podcasting babygirls Lindsey & emli 💘 In this week's episode the girls oogle over Lindsey becoming a celebrity (photographer!) and emli talks about fjording or something i remember i said that word at one...
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episode 20 - riding the bull
howdy cowgirls in this week's episode emli & Lindsey chat about Cleveland love and the worst things to break out on a dance floor. subscribe to out patreon uwu patreon.com/acrossthecxntry this is why we have no ads jsyk 👀 insta: @acrossthecxntry
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episode 19 - oi govna it's a new year
hello y'all it's a new year 💙 Across the Cxntry hosts emli & Lindsey are popping bottles of champagne & catching up on the holidays. Also Lindsey takes us down the road of Nickleodeon lore 👀 follow us on @acrossthecxntry on IG, support us & listen to the bonus weekly episode on...
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episode 18 - uncanny christmas
good holidays y'all! in this episode Lindsey has a lil cough & i don't mute it 😈 this is ur reminder to drink fluids and celebrate happiness & love <3 also while ur at it what if u went to our patreon? 😶🌫️ maybe like comment subscribe?? @acrossthecxntry on instagram or on gmail u silly slots!
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episode 17 - sticks & stones & broken bones
Hi babes 🧜♀️ in this week's episode emli & Lindsey talk about taking tumbles & playing it cool. If you'd like to come to Lindsey's clothing swap in CLE follow @acrossthecxntry on instagram for more details 👀 GO TO www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry to watch more episodes 🥰 please rate us on…
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episode 16 - squirrelly dans
What whaat this is an episode on time? In this week's ep emli & Lindsey talk about their itchin' anxieties and flossin' dreams. idk! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON >:) www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry insta: @acrossthecxntry
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episode 15 - star crossed lovers
in this episode emli & Lindsey critique comedy from their ivory towers of hilarity (jokes!). after talking about goofs n gaffs they talk about guns because that's the american xillenial switch up for y'all o gosh 😬 go to patreon for extra episodes u goons! www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry INSTA:...
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episode 14 - sights n smells
late upload because emli was having fun! this was supposed to be a week ago imagine you're in a time capsule. emli shares intimate texts with Lindsey and pretends she's okay & Lindsey regals us on being a hot $influencer in the clerb. Patreon pwease: www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry instagram:...
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episode 13 - car talk
Howdy y'all 🤠 in this week's episode emli & Lindsey touch on recent events & emli rants about cars because some of y'all just can't behave!! u goofs 😡 extra episode comes out this friday at www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry <3 Insta: @acrossthecxntry like comment & subscribe :"
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episode 12 - the first lil squirt
oh sheesh! it's a late upload y'all since emli was too busy partying this weekend 😳 Join everyone's favorite pair of hunnies; in this week's pod the girls catch up on girl band conspiracies and taking tinkles. check out our IG @acrossthecxntry sextra episodes on patreon woah...
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episode 11 - secure start
ur fav girls curl up in the october air; Lindsey gives insight on what it's like being a hot girl influencer and emli recants her weekend at the movies. wow! we missed u 💞 EXTRA episode on www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry subscribe or else we're gonna put ads on here 😡 instagwam…
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episode 10 - new new new
zoinks scoob! in this episode emli finally learns how to use her microphone, Lindsey reinvests in her art studio, & the girls get serious on some Halloween thoughts. also we keep talking & made our first premiere episode 👀 coming out in a few days & avail only on www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry...
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episode 9 - signing in and running late
Join QTs Lindsey & emli for more seasonal spooks as they settle into autumn season & hate on terrible landlords. Emli tells the spookiest scary story she's been told & Lindsey toils until 1 am for YOU. THE AUDIENCE. Please donate to our fund to protect Lindsey from the raccoons:...
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episode 8 - i'm spooked out
New new audio set up, Lindsey & emli this week catch up on this generation's Y2K (Instagram being down for a few hours) and talk about celebrity fatigue before then spooking each other out on the thought of Mark Cuckernerd. Support us in case IG goes down again 🥺 www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry...
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episode 7 - hooters in hawaii
Oh sheesh y'all it's a new audio set up. Tune in this week for emli to recall her weekend in Bavarian autumn as Lindsey shares impressing a Broadway cast but they instead circle around the surburban hell that is chain restaurants. Support us www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry Suggest things to us...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Zany comedy pod hosted by Lindsey Poyar & emli bender who share their weekly thoughts on life across the country as a modern-day American lady and the necessary b*tching that comes with it. Both of them are best friends as well as being really hot & funny.Support us on www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry xoxo Gossip Girl,,,Lindsey Poyar is a freelance photographer based out of Cleveland, Ohio where she currently runs her own art studio, Popshell Studio. emli bender is a tech babe rolling through the streets of Seattle, Washington.
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Zany comedy pod hosted by Lindsey Poyar & emli bender who share their weekly thoughts on life across the country as a modern-day American lady and the necessary b*tching that comes with it. Both of them are best friends as well as being really hot & funny.Support us on...
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