ADHD After Dark

Send us Fan MailA calm, focused recording was never on the menu. We’re juggling The Isle dinosaur survival and Marvel Rivals while our group chat energy turns into a full-on ADHD After Dark spiral, complete with bad plans, worse timing, and the kind of trash talk you only survive with close friends.We start with life updates that somehow turn into everything at once: a hockey championship flex, a promised Survivor watch that sparks an argument, and the reality of moving into a not-so-ready house where maintenance fixes the wrong things and an outlet might literally be wired backward. Then we’re right back to gaming, making bold calls like we’re geniuses, until we learn the hard way that “let’s jump the big one” is not a strategy when the big one is a T-Rex.And just when you think we’ll stay on games, the conversation detonates into stories and rabbit holes: the infamous laugh-too-hard puke sprint, road trip sign comedy, and a surprisingly serious detour into cult documentaries, FLDS “prophets,” Scientology, and why dystopian shows like The Handmaid’s Tale hit differently when real belief systems echo control and power.If you like comedy podcasts, gaming podcasts, and unfiltered friend-group banter that swerves into real talk without warning, hit play. Subscribe, share this with a friend who can’t stay on topic, and leave a review with the most unhinged tangent you want us to chase next.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailA $1.75 can, a tiny fork, and a very bad idea. We set up Oyster Mania as a quick special and ended up with a full-on endurance test of budget smoked oysters, from the first briny splash to the final, pride-fueled bite. What starts as jokes about a missing co-host turns into a live review where smell, texture, and ego collide in real time.We walk through the whole experience: the pop of the tin, the cat-food aroma, and the strange balance of smoky chew on the outside and mush within. Hot sauce becomes the coping mechanism that almost saves the day, and then we make the fateful decision to bite the chili marinating in the can. It’s less a pepper than a sponge of liquified oyster essence, and the reaction is immediate—wide eyes, near-gag, stunned silence. Still, curiosity and stubbornness push us to stack three, then five oysters, testing whether quantity changes quality or just amplifies the ocean funk.Between bites we swap notes on texture, argue about tinned fish worth trying next—sardines, anchovies, squid, maybe caviar—and take a quick detour into Fallout 3 remaster rumors. By the end, we land on a candid score: a three to three-and-a-half, edible with help, unlikely to be repurchased, and absolutely unforgettable for the story alone. If you’ve ever wondered whether the cheapest can on the shelf is worth the risk, consider this your field report—complete with hot sauce strategies, cautionary tales, and a reminder that some flavors live longer in memory than on the tongue.If you had to pick one tinned fish for us to try next, what’s your vote? Subscribe, share the episode with a friend who loves food dares, and leave a review to help us pick our next terrifying can.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailImagine four friends wrestling for control of one body—bidding away their willpower, rolling dice for every move, and chasing three absurd objectives each. That’s the game we played, and it turns a dumpster wake-up into a full-blown odyssey of chaos, strategy, and questionable choices. The rules are simple: pick three skills, pick three goals, then fight for the wheel. Unskilled actions need a perfect roll; skilled ones ease to a three. Miss, and someone else grabs control. It’s improv comedy fused with game-night tension.We push the premise to its unhinged limits. The story rockets from a dumpster in Gary, Indiana to a flaming McDonald’s, a hijacked firetruck, and a baffled set of cops. One player leans hard into “Firestarter,” turning the map into a chain of bad decisions you can’t stop listening to. Another tries to out-talk every problem with “Smooth Talker,” scoring points in the strangest ways. Meanwhile, tasks like “get a beer,” “work naked without getting in trouble,” and “enter a contest and win” become mini-heist plots powered by dice and desperation. Every bid drains willpower; every roll might end your run. The suspense is real because the rules are brutal but fair.Between explosions and persuasion checks, you’ll hear how constraints spark creativity. Skills reframe actions, willpower bids become mind games, and the table energy keeps the narrative sprinting forward. By the finale, the scoreboard tells one story while the trail of wreckage tells another—and both are hilarious. If you love actual-play chaos, improv that says yes-and to everything, and friends pushing a simple system to cinematic extremes, this episode is your jam. Hit play, pick your favorite agent of mayhem, and tell us who you think should have won. Enjoyed the ride? Follow, share with a friend who loves chaotic game nights, and leave us a review to help more listeners find the show.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailA jar explodes in the pantry and we’re sure it’s a ghost. Turns out it’s caramel and gravity—but that sticky mess becomes the perfect kickoff to a night where anxiety runs hot, jokes run long, and real life keeps interrupting our games. We swap quick wedding updates and then dive into the wild pre‑ceremony saga: a set of DMs that detonates a relationship in front of a room full of friends. It’s cringey, messy, and uncomfortably honest, and we talk about boundaries, consent, and how fast group chats become courtrooms when receipts start flying.The mood whiplash is classic us. One minute we’re laughing about a server who sweetly assumes “partner” while bagging leftovers, the next we’re stress‑testing trust with a cat baptism prank that pushes the line from funny to frayed. If you’ve ever had friends who love bits a little too much, you’ll feel this one. Meanwhile, games are buzzing in the background—Destiny chaos, Rivals calls, and an indie horror throwback—until our soul‑link Pokémon run turns into a team ethics lesson: one bad swap, three partners down. It’s hilarious and a little brutal, just like co‑op with people you love.We wander into car repairs that cost more than a console, DoorDash vs cooking debates, and a culinary redemption arc courtesy of maple‑pecan pork chops. A long, committed riff on “Trevor the Hedgehog” tests the limits of confidence theater; spoiler, he’s not real. We close on a bar story with a suspected gunshot and a desperate bathroom hunt, because of course we do. If ADHD friendship, unfiltered storytelling, gaming side‑quests, and chaotic humor are your thing, you’ll feel at home here.Hit follow, share this episode with a friend who loves a good bit, and drop a review with your most chaotic pre‑event story—we’ll read the wildest ones on a future show.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailRaw, unfiltered, and unapologetically authentic – this episode exemplifies everything that makes ADHD After Dark a podcast unlike any other. When three friends get together with zero filters, the result is an hour of hilariously chaotic conversation that jumps between nostalgic references, embarrassing confessions, and surprisingly thoughtful tangents.The chemistry between the hosts shines as they riff on everything from an impossible taco challenge (seven pounds of meat, anyone?) to the proper technique for wrapping a burrito. One particularly memorable moment involves a host joining the call wearing nothing but a captain's hat and strategically placed sticky notes – setting the tone for the boundary-pushing humor that follows.Between crude jokes and playful insults, the conversation takes unexpectedly thoughtful turns. A discussion about the disappearance of salad bars from American restaurants reveals how changing health regulations have altered dining experiences over decades. Nostalgic deep dives into 90s cartoons like "Cow and Chicken" and "Hey Arnold" tap into shared cultural touchpoints that many listeners will immediately connect with.What truly sets this episode apart is the hosts' willingness to venture into vulnerable territory. A refreshingly honest conversation about mental health medication and its side effects demonstrates how the podcast uses humor to normalize important discussions while maintaining its entertainment value. This blend of crude humor and genuine vulnerability creates a uniquely engaging listening experience.The episode culminates in an impromptu video call with a girlfriend that creates hilariously awkward moments, followed by a cliffhanger ending as one host abruptly leaves to face the consequences of his on-air antics. Will all hosts return next week? Subscribe now and join this wild ride through friendship, nostalgia, and the art of saying exactly what's on your mind.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailAfter taking a few weeks off, the ADHD After Dark crew returns with their signature brand of unfiltered chaos and tangential conversations that somehow manage to be both hilarious and occasionally horrifying.The episode kicks off with Coco sharing his near-disaster experience at Murky's wedding, where the greenhouse venue turned into a heat trap that almost resulted in an unfortunate vomiting incident. This leads to a series of wedding anecdotes including the police officer who was there to tase willing guests and bathroom shenanigans that set the tone for the rest of the show.From there, the conversation pinballs between topics with reckless abandon—gaming updates about the upcoming Grounded 2 release, encounters with territorial geese, and a deep dive into the bizarre world of AI-generated videos. The hosts dissect the trend of Sasquatch AI memes and other algorithmic oddities that have taken over their social media feeds, revealing both fascination and concern about where this technology is heading.Be warned that this episode contains some genuinely disgusting medical horror stories, including a cautionary tale about proper fleshlight maintenance and a seven-year sinus infection with an origin story you'll wish you could unhear. The crew also dedicates time to wrestling news, covering Adam Cole's potential retirement, relationship drama in the wrestling world, and Seth Rollins' recent injury that may or may not be part of a larger storyline.Subscribe to ADHD After Dark for weekly episodes that capture the authentic experience of friends sharing stories, laughs, and occasional wisdom while letting their unmedicated minds roam freely across the landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to leave a review if you enjoy our particular brand of beautiful conversational disaster!Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailWhen friendship meets microphones, anything can happen—and in this episode, it absolutely does. What begins as casual banter about cat medication mishaps (including a near-catastrophic jalapeño popper incident) quickly evolves into one of our most unpredictable conversations yet.We're recording on a special occasion: the last podcast before Murky's wedding! Between celebration plans and competitive cornhole tournament tales (including one friend's impressive 30-beer championship victory complete with WWE-style gold belt), the pre-wedding excitement is palpable. The friendship dynamic shines through as we trade stories about childhood sports experiences, from embarrassing wrestling uniforms to football helmets that couldn't contain certain oversized heads.The conversation takes an unexpected educational turn when we explore Mormon religious practices, particularly the concept of "soaking" and other theological loopholes. Our genuine shock at discovering certain Mormon beliefs about Native Americans leads to a fascinating (if occasionally irreverent) discussion about religion, beliefs, and the lengths people go to interpret rules. Even South Park's infamous Mormon episode gets fact-checked against reality.As the episode winds down, we share updates on moving plans, upcoming gaming sessions, and our concerns about the future of the Destiny franchise under Sony's ownership. From suggesting bizarre game titles like "Super Soakers: The Mormon Sex Game" to debating the value of $40 expansions, our unfiltered conversation captures the essence of friendship: jumping between topics, laughing at ourselves, and turning even the most mundane subjects into memorable moments.Want more chaotic conversations from friends with no filter? Subscribe now and join us for our special wedding follow-up episode!Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailHow does a "simple weekend project" transform into a multi-day nightmare? Zeno takes us on a wild journey through his recent bathroom renovation disaster that should have been completed in one weekend but stretched into an odyssey of mishaps, miscalculations, and moments of pure frustration.The saga begins with confidence and optimism as Xeno's girlfriend Krista suggests they simply replace the shower surround and refinish the tub - a project she assures him will take just two days at most. But reality quickly sets in when they discover the tub refinishing product requires a full 72 hours to cure (not 24 as initially thought), meaning no access to the only shower in the house for days. The challenges multiply with each step: ill-fitting shower surrounds, broken paint rollers, defective caulk guns secretly leaking from the back, and last-minute plumbing issues requiring emergency hardware store visits minutes before closing time.Beyond the renovation chaos, the guys take listeners down an unexpected rabbit hole discussing some of the most bizarre self-published books ever discovered online. From outrageous titles to questionable content, this tangent provides much-needed comic relief following the home improvement saga. The conversation showcases the podcast's trademark ability to seamlessly blend personal stories with unexpected discoveries that leave everyone laughing.Whether you're contemplating your own DIY project or just enjoy tales of plans gone hilariously awry, this episode serves as both entertainment and a cautionary tale. Remember: sometimes the best renovations are the ones you hire professionals to handle! Have you experienced your own home improvement disaster? Share your story with us and join the conversation!Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailA simple encounter with an aggressive goose at a collision center parking lot spirals into the workplace conspiracy theory of the year. When our host defends himself with a plastic car part, he has no idea he's starting what his coworkers will soon dub a wildlife vendetta. The next day, bees mysteriously appear at the workplace, followed by a hawk the day after. Is nature targeting him, or is there a mole amongst the humans feeding information to the animals?Between fits of laughter, we journey through gaming memories, from offering Kingdom Hearts advice to a first-time player to recounting epic betrayals in Among Us. One host describes successfully gaslighting an entire lobby after an obvious in-game murder, while another shares the terror of being hunted by friends in horror games. These shared gaming experiences showcase the friendship and rivalry that defines our group dynamic.The conversation takes a revealing turn when we discover how much money we've collectively spent on Steam games over the years. With individual totals ranging from $3,749 to a staggering $11,641, we confront the uncomfortable reality that most of these games remain unplayed. This leads to reflections on childhood economics, including nostalgic discussions of "poor kid foods" like spaghetti with bread and butter that many of us grew up eating.Whether you're interested in workplace humor, gaming stories, or nostalgic conversations about growing up, this episode delivers equal parts laughter and relatability. Have you ever wondered if the local wildlife might be plotting against you? After listening to this episode, you might start paying closer attention to those geese in the parking lot.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailWhat began as a cigarette intervention quickly spiraled into one of our wildest episodes yet. When we calculated that Murky spends over $14,500 annually on cigarettes, we hatched a plan to release his phone number one digit at a time until he cuts back—but that was just the beginning of our journey down the rabbit hole.The conversation takes a sharp turn when we stumble upon Feet Finder, an online marketplace where people sell photos of their feet to fetishists. What starts as a joke quickly becomes a genuine exploration of this unusual economy. We scroll through dozens of niche categories, from "smelly feet" to "toe jam," and discover that some sellers claim to make $800 in just their first two months. Before we know it, we're making accounts and comparing seller strategies, questioning whether this might be the side hustle none of us knew we needed.Just when you think the episode couldn't get more unpredictable, we transform into an impromptu game show called "Game Breaker." The twist? Players must answer personal questions about the host without knowing the secret rule that determines correct answers. As the game progresses, personal revelations emerge—including our host's paralyzing fear of up escalators (stemming from witnessing an elderly woman perpetually tumbling as a child) and a traumatic encounter with stingrays that left lasting psychological scars.Whether you're fascinated by unconventional online economies, enjoy watching friends figure out hidden game rules in real-time, or simply want to hear grown adults discuss their deepest fears while making inappropriate jokes, this episode delivers on all fronts. By the end, you'll understand why escalators, stingrays, and foot photography will never be the same for any of us.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailBuckle up for a journey through the chaotic, unfiltered minds of friends who leave no topic unexplored. This episode showcases the beautiful randomness of ADHD conversations as we bounce from dungeon crawling to digestive disasters without missing a beat.We kick things off with tales from our D&D campaign, where character development reveals more about ourselves than we intended. Hear about "Lubong," whose deliberately reduced intelligence stats (from 10 down to 6) mirror the impulsive decision-making many of us experience in real life. Meanwhile, creepy horror games with haunted dolls transition perfectly into our personal ghost stories, including a night at a haunted house so terrifying that one of us fled at 3 AM after allegedly spotting a "ghost child."Food becomes our obsession midway through, igniting passionate debates about fast food chains that reveal our sensory preferences and fixations. The Five Guys small fry phenomenon (enough to feed a family of four) becomes a metaphor for excess, while our detailed critique of burger oil puddles demonstrates how intensely we experience ordinary things. When one host shares his doctor's recommendation to try high-fiber foods and probiotics before antidepressants, the resulting digestive adventures take center stage in a segment that's equal parts hilarious and relatable.The episode reaches its comedic peak with an impromptu bathroom trip broadcast that transforms into five minutes of uncontrollable laughter. This moment perfectly encapsulates what makes our friendship special – the ability to find extraordinary humor in ordinary moments and the willingness to overshare in ways that make others feel less alone.Whether you're neurodivergent or simply enjoy authentic conversation, this episode offers a judgment-free zone where every random thought, embarrassing story, and passionate opinion is welcomed. Subscribe to ADHD After Dark for weekly doses of chaos, comfort, and connection with friends who understand that the best conversations have no roadmap.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailWhat happens when drug dealers have a violent disagreement at a sex party in the same London mansion where Bonnie Blue set her 1,000+ encounter record? That's just one of many bizarre tangents we explore in this wildly unpredictable episode.Starting with a narrow escape from law enforcement involving a stolen-then-recovered vehicle, we quickly veer into territory that no GPS could navigate. Gaming enthusiasts will appreciate our heated debate about Monster Hunter luck distribution (spoiler: Zeno has all of it), complete with tales of extremely rare drops and photographic evidence of a disturbingly accurate Lord Farquaad character creation.The conversation takes unexpected scientific turns when we consult AI to determine exactly how much pressure the human urethra can withstand (approximately 6-7 PSI, in case you're curious). We also discover the world's oldest living llama is spending his twilight years bringing joy to chronically ill children – though our dark humor imagines he might be yearning for retirement of a more permanent nature.Personal stories abound, from childhood claims about dinosaurs and Jurassic Park vehicles to planning our upcoming group pedicure session. We reminisce about gaming classics like Turok, Doom, and GTA3 while debating the tactical advantages of various bathroom defense strategies. And yes, we somehow manage to work in a celebrity sighting at "the shittiest bar in town."Ready for an audio adventure that combines pop culture, scientific inquiry, and completely unhinged speculation? Hit play, but maybe use headphones if you're in public – we can't be held responsible for the strange looks you'll get when you inevitably burst out laughing.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver tried recording a live podcast only to be hilariously derailed by unexpected technical meltdowns and a video we probably should've skipped? That's exactly how we kick off this episode, navigating through chaos with laughter as our best compass. As we grapple with bizarre scenes and decide to pull the plug on offensive content, we find ourselves dissecting an intriguing email from Alex San Filippo of Podcast Match. His quirky offer to discover our "podcaster personality types" leads us down a rabbit hole of grammar critiques and conspiracy theories, leaving us to wonder: is this email too good to be true?Our podcasting journey is a testament to spontaneity and camaraderie, as we share the quirks that define our show, "Wheelchairs for the Blind." Despite a marketing strategy that’s as laissez-faire as it gets, we're both perplexed and pleased by our growing listener base. We banter about our unique approach, from episode titles to the unexpected debates about our most loyal listeners. And then there's the fun of our mid-2000s gaming nostalgia, our take on "Cats: The Musical," and the police officer prank tales that have us giggling through the absurdity of it all.Things take a turn for the unexpected when we stumble upon our online presence that we didn't know existed. Between surprise YouTube uploads and a comedic YouTube comment by a familiar gamer, we're left navigating the delightful chaos of discovering our digital footprint. We wrap up with an outlandish story of a pregnancy announcement that's as dramatic as it sounds and Murky’s Discord serenade that lingers in memory. Whether it's laughter over a new horror film starring Cher or debates on genetically modified Brussels sprouts, this episode is packed with unpredictability and pure entertainment.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, we dive into the chaos of modern social media, from the recent TikTok outage to the outlandish case of a Welsh woman sending fart videos as revenge. We explore how these events reflect our reliance on digital platforms and the absurd lengths individuals go to in seeking revenge and validation online. • Discussing the implications of the TikTok outage • A deep dive into the bizarre story of the farting videos as revenge • Exploring the petty behavior exhibited in social media culture • Reflecting on the absurdity of modern digital interactionsTwitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver wondered what happens when you mix family chaos, unconventional anniversaries, and a touch of vodka? Let’s just say it’s as unpredictable as a morning grooming mishap that leaves you looking like a hairless wonder. This kickoff to Season 3 starts with the hilarity of juggling family FaceTime calls during a grocery run and segues into the light-hearted celebration of a "deafiversary," proving that humor is the best companion for life’s toughest moments. We even ponder the unlikely pairing of Wolverine and an X-Men 3 t-shirt – because why not add a dash of superhero flair to the mix?But hold onto your MRI machine – things take an unexpected twist when a woman discovers the shocking effects of bringing a butt plug into a scan room, only to realize it's not entirely silicone. Picture the magnetic mayhem and the awkward explanations to follow, all wrapped in a layer of dark humor that will leave you wide-eyed and chuckling. If that’s not enough, we share tales of public escapades involving unconventional accessories, blending disbelief with laughter in a way that only we can.As the journey unfolds, we stumble into the realm of quirky subcultures, from furries and their fursonas to TikTok's book fandom and a cat hilariously high on catnip. The stereotypes are as amusing as a Venn diagram about furries' interests, and our reflections on conventions provide both humor and insight into these unique communities. Add some digital mischief and a dash of holiday-themed dark humor, and you've got a whirlwind of topics that promise to entertain and provoke thought in equal measure.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailWhat happens when life throws a curveball and your wedding date gets moved up? Join us as we navigate through unexpected changes, like Murky’s hurried nuptials and the surprise return of a family member. We’re getting real about the absurdity of pay-to-win mechanics in gaming, with a spotlight on the costly boosts in Unite. We also welcome Farha, who shares his journey from streaming to DJing, sparked by burnout from the relentless world of GTRP.Fast-food nostalgia is on the menu as we reminisce about the dearly departed McDonald's Snack Wrap and the legendary Meat Mountain from Arby’s. We poke fun at failed imitations from other chains and tackle the McRib's controversial allure. From secret menu challenges to culinary concoctions like the Chicken Big Mac, we’re savoring the quirky fast-food adventures that leave us with both cravings and chuckles.Our conversations take a whimsical turn with tales of D&D antics, NSFW discussions, and bizarre world record attempts. Laugh along with us as Farha regales us with stories about furry conventions and iconic internet moments. We’re exploring healthcare awakenings with a humorous twist and contemplating the peculiarities of daily life. As we bid farewell for now, our blend of humor, camaraderie, and candid observations promises to leave you entertained, eagerly awaiting our return next year.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver wondered what surprising drink discovery could become your new favorite? We kick off with a candid chat about forgotten explicit songs and stumble upon the unexpectedly delightful White Russian. We'll have you laughing as we share a sobering tale about a friend's dad's near-tragic motorcycle accident, emphasizing the importance of helmets, and the absurdities of dealing with insurance companies. Get ready for some light-hearted banter as we navigate the quirky world of ADHD, hyper-fixation, and the wild idea of trying Russian roulette in a hand simulator game.For all the gaming enthusiasts, this episode is packed with co-op game recommendations that will have you eager to gather your friends for a session. From the epic "Ark" update featuring Power Rangers to reminiscing about our favorite D&D podcast moments, we’ve got you covered for your next game night. We don’t shy away from playful insults and personal anecdotes, making our conversation both relatable and entertaining. Plus, we tackle the serious issue of a massive data breach, offering insights on credit monitoring and dealing with data brokers.Lastly, movie buffs will get a kick out of our review of the hilariously absurd film "Alligator" and the surprisingly good "Werewolves Within." Listen to our outrageous early blogging days of hunting for the worst films at the dollar store, and laugh along to our brainstorming session for future podcast ideas. We also recount a hilarious inappropriate Zoom meeting incident and share our thoughts on the logistics of future episodes. You won’t want to miss this episode filled with laughter, unexpected twists, and genuine camaraderie.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver wondered how a simple car ride or a shower can turn into a hilarious adventure? Join us as we recount our latest escapades, starting with the DMCA's unexpected impact on streaming and segueing into some laugh-out-loud moments involving awkward body positions. We'll also share a story that's both cringe-worthy and comical about measuring our manhood with paramicrometers. And just when you think it can't get any more bizarre, we'll tell you about our surprising encounter with furries at a local flea market.Our recent D&D session was nothing short of chaotic brilliance. Picture this: a character's unexpected pregnancy results in a party wipe, thanks to disastrously low dice rolls and a horde of newborn slimes. Add to that some dragon seduction, dragon reproduction, and the hilariously awkward situations that arise in our fantasy campaigns. We reflect on the secrets our characters keep, the wild decisions they make, and how unpredictable these epic adventures can be.Finally, grab some popcorn for our breakdown of the absurd plot of a low-budget movie about mutant horseshoe crabs. From a dream involving ball bearings and a swan-worshiping cult to a climactic battle between a giant shark mech and a colossal crab, this movie review is nothing short of a rollercoaster. We also sprinkle in some of our personal stories, like near-arrest experiences and a kayaking trip that took a turn for the worse. This episode is packed with laughs, bizarre anecdotes, and the kind of madness only the ADHD After Dark Podcast can deliver!Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver wondered how a bard with a magical beard would fare in Dungeons & Dragons? Or what happens when beard trims go hilariously wrong? Join us as we share some of our funniest personal grooming disasters and dive into the whimsical world of character creation. From a bard who strums his beard to battle tunes, to a demi fiend inspired by Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, we've got some unique and humorous takes on D&D characters that will leave you laughing and inspired.Feeling the heat from heavy coding sessions and debating the merits of various antiperspirants, we can't help but share our quirkiest personal hygiene stories. Ever had a ringworm scare from a questionable barber or wondered if salt lamps and sandpaper could solve your skin issues? We've got a bizarre but entertaining discussion lined up, complete with debates about sweating gnomes and the anatomy of sweat glands. Plus, we touch on some light-hearted banter about porn and physical attributes, showcasing our offbeat sense of humor and camaraderie.From chaotic bottled water debates to nostalgic Digimon memories, our conversation is packed with entertaining anecdotes and off-the-wall humor. Whether it's sharing our preferences for brands like Dasani and LaCroix, reliving classic anime conventions, or playfully reenacting scenes from Mario and Popeye, there's never a dull moment. We also tackle everything from McDonald's new beverage-only chain to gaming favorites like Destiny 2 and Phasmophobia, wrapping it all up with a fun guessing game that keeps listeners engaged and laughing. Don't miss out on this rollercoaster of an episode!Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailIs a donut secretly a dumpling? Join us on ADHD After Dark as we embark on a hilariously chaotic journey through playful debates, awkward high school memories, and the whimsical world of food definitions. From cat antics to nostalgic geometry class rants, our banter will keep you laughing while pondering life's quirky questions. Special guest Switch spices things up with tales from an Ultimate Werewolf game gone awry and our first adventures at Waffle House on the 4th of July.Ever wondered if cat girls could be more than just a fantasy? Our conspiracy theory segment dives into the bizarre and amusing, peppered with satirical lectures and unique event adventures like "Gretchen's Butt Riot" at Doki Dokan. We'll also give you the latest on our revived Gameboat project and share some eyebrow-raising comparisons of hygiene standards across different gaming communities. Plus, a sneak peek into our upcoming convention plans and the allure of a maid cafe.Wrap up the episode with a mix of spirited discussions on the Florida housing market, nostalgic trivia quizzes, and a laugh-out-loud voice-acting challenge that promises to be a riot. Whether it's debating the merits of Boomers versus younger generations or sharing hilarious gaming mishaps, this episode is packed with engaging and eclectic content. Don't miss out on the fun, the laughs, and the insights that make ADHD After Dark your go-to for an entertaining podcast experience!Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailWhat happens when a Power Rangers outfit, a broken soda bottle, and a family vacation gone wrong converge in one episode? Brace yourself for an uproarious ride as we kick off with "ADHD After Dark," where technical mishaps and playful banter keep us on our toes. Murky's struggles with screenshots and Zeno's impulsive purchase of an expensive Power Rangers costume lead to uncontrollable laughter. And just when you think it can't get any crazier, a lunchtime disaster involving a bloody taco adds another layer of chaos to our day.Next up, we untangle the messy web of "Dysfunctional Family Drama," detailing a vacation marred by misunderstandings over dietary restrictions and simmering family tensions. From my sister's inability to differentiate between vegetarian and vegan to my mother's emotional pleas for more quality time, we lay bare the frustrations that turn a getaway into a stress fest. Then, we take you to Myrtle Waves water park for the "Cabana Chair Confrontation," where a battle over lounge chairs escalates to a manager's no-nonsense intervention, teaching us all a lesson about standing our ground.Throughout the episode, we sprinkle wild tales and candid conversations, from gaming updates and creators' struggles to bizarre late-night banter and quirky personal stories. Hear us laugh about prosthetic legs, recount excruciating kidney stones, and even plan a Christmas party amidst the madness. We wrap up with a review of a hilarious drinking game and a rundown on promoting some online platforms. With raw humor, high energy, and personal anecdotes, this episode promises to keep you chuckling and engaged from start to finish.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver wondered about the untapped erotic potential of household appliances? That's just one of the wild tangents we explore in this uproarious episode of ADHD After Dark! We kick things off with Xeno's multiple hilarious attempts at an intro, setting the chaotic tone for the night. From reminiscing about the legendary "oh no" meme and Murky's unforgettable spit-take, to contemplating the bizarre notion of microwave porn—our conversations are anything but ordinary.Our personal updates and casual chatter take center stage as we navigate through job resignations, social plans, and the eternal debate over the best dishes at Panda Express. Coco's introduction of her adorable new kitty, Kalala, inspired by Inuyasha, adds a heartwarming touch amidst the laughs. And don't miss our ridiculous jokes and anecdotes that keep the energy high and the smiles wide throughout the episode.Gaming enthusiasts, you're in for a treat! We dive into recommendations from "Vampire Survivors" to classics like "No Man's Sky" and "Portal," while also sharing some foot hygiene tips and the advantages of cloth boots for those with smelly feet. Our banter is filled with camaraderie and teasing, promising an engaging, laughter-filled listening experience that captures the essence of our dynamic and irreverent humor. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs, personal stories, and the kind of offbeat discussions that only ADHD After Dark can deliver!Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver found yourself trapped in a belly laugh over the notion of an emotional support alligator named Wally wreaking havoc in Georgia? That's just a taste of the ridiculousness we dabble in on this week's podcast. Our after-dark adventure takes listeners from oil-soaked workdays to the sentimental value of Precious Moments figurines, all served with a side of hearty debate over the cultural authenticity of Americanized Mexican food. We're tossing back drinks, sharing stories of workplace absurdities, and even touching on the poignant moments of recent tragedies with a candidness only our crew can deliver.Have you ever covertly lived in a grocery store sign? No? Well, we didn't either, but we've got the scoop on someone who did, and it's a highlight in our discussion about the harsh realities of homelessness, the comical mishaps of overnight shifts, and the jolts of an unexpected earthquake. Our banter sways from casino escapades and fishing triumphs to animated recommendations for 'Smiling Friends', ensuring there's never a dull moment. We're all about embracing the unexpected exits, debating pop culture, and celebrating those little victories, like cashing out a three-cent casino voucher in defiance of the house.Wrap up the night with us as we recount a Long Island Iced Tea-soaked dance club adventure, complete with an emergency Uber stop and a realization that our days of wild partying might just be behind us. But it's not all throwbacks and nostalgia; we're also dreaming big with hypothetical celebrity guests (looking at you, Adam Sandler), and irreverently questioning good versus evil—with a twist only Satan himself might appreciate. So grab a drink, settle in, and let our voices be the company you didn't know you needed for this rollercoaster ride of an episode. No guests this week—just us, your hosts, and enough personality to keep the conversation as diverse as it is deep.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver found yourself nibbling on a bit of peeling skin after a sunburn? Yeah, we went there—skin eating, Costco escapades, and the mystical world of Fallout lore all get a seat at our table this time around. Our ADHD After Dark family goes on a hilarious romp through tales of domestic triumphs like Gaz's chicken dinner, the bewildering economics of bulk shopping, and nostalgia-soaked anticipation for Skyrim's game release. We even cart you through a peculiar Costco haul that'll have you reconsidering your next shopping list.As if wandering the aisles of Costco wasn't enough of a mind-bender, we tread into deeper waters, grappling with the portrayal of Satan in pop culture and the complexities of religion. Stick around as we open up about the heartache of losing a parent, and how humor can be a salve for grief. Then, we'll tickle your intellect with a heated debate on moral ambiguity in religious texts—yes, we're serving up thought-provoking chitchat with a side of chuckles.Keep those headphones snug, because our journey takes a few more twists down the rabbit hole. Character creation gets a dose of the bizarre with a parasitic mushroom knight and an illiterate wizard, while haunted truck stop tales challenge the skeptic in all of us. And, when it comes to life's realities, we don't shy away from the raw discussions on parenting in the digital era, the trials of disciplining, and the importance of steering the next generation right. So, get ready for an episode that's as entertaining as it is unexpected—just the way our motley crew likes it!Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailSaddle up for an audio odyssey that'll whisk you from the clinks of cocktail glasses to the heart of pop culture pandemonium. As your hosts, we're mixing up a cocktail of tales and trivia, starting with our dear Marky's whiskey woes and culminating in a raucous game of 'Um Actually' where our guest, XenoStream38, brings a tidal wave of expertise on Kingdom Hearts. We've got the beats, the banter, and the bizarre – like that time we discovered sour milk isn't the secret ingredient to a great night out.Our trivia showdown is the kind of party where Morse code confessions and ruby slipper mix-ups spark more laughter than a stand-up comedy routine. Put your pop culture prowess to the test alongside us, and you might find yourself shouting answers with the kind of fervor usually reserved for game show contestants. From the intricacies of Dungeons and Dragons to the surprising forays of Daft Punk into anime, we're uncovering gems and jests that'll keep you hooked.And before we sign off, the juicy tidbits about an unaired Power Rangers pilot and the Final Fantasy universe are just a taste of the geeky goodness we're serving. The stakes are as high as the fun factor in our picture round where every point earned is a testament to our shared love for the iconic and obscure. So, if you're craving a cocktail of chuckles and challenges, this episode's got you covered. Join us and our guest XenoStream38 for a pop culture pilgrimage that's as heartfelt as it is humorous.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver had one of those days where nothing goes to plan? That's pretty much how this episode kicks off, with Chris Pratt stirring the pot in the animated world as the new voice of Garfield. We crack open the discussion with our thoughts on his foray into iconic character roles and dive into the mixed bag of emotions that movie trailers can evoke. Then, switching gears, we give a shout-out to gaming enthusiasts with the release of "Another Crab's Treasure" and its soul-testing gameplay. But hold onto your joysticks, because the real entertainment begins when our pal Murkey enters the scene—or rather, his voicemail does. We navigate the moral labyrinth of sharing those voice nuggets without spilling too much tea.Our weekend escapades are up next, and let's just say they involve everything from an anti-climactic OnlyFans debut to a dramatic dance with potential dairy disaster. There's also a sentimental farewell that tugs at the heartstrings, proving our lives are as unpredictable as a game of Mario Kart. And for those who get a thrill from DIY dangers, you'll get a kick out of my shocking (pun intended) foray into electrical work. We even tackle the less discussed yet equally perplexing issue of underwear lint, because let's face it, nobody warns you about these things in life.Wrapping up, we go full throttle on a variety of topics, from the perils of chafing to the curiosities of animal biology, with a respectful nod to the furry fandom. We fumble through some awkward humor, including a Grindr goof that's too good not to share. But it's not all fun and games—we also wade into the murky waters of government policies, societal concerns, and the sigh of relief heard 'round the gaming world as the FCC takes a stand against intrusive regulations. So, join us for an episode that's a veritable rollercoaster of emotions, information, and the kind of belly laughs that might just make you snort your coffee.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver find yourself in the most bizarre situations that just scream ADHD? That's the essence of our latest after-hours chat on ADHD After Dark. We kick things off with a good-natured roast of our technical snafus before diving into discussions that make the unpredictable our playground. From the peculiarities of our personal lives, like Zeno's unique body quirks, to the downright jarring like unexpected police visits over open garage doors—our conversation is a wild ride through laughter, community quirks, and the odd reflection on the fine line between vigilance and overreaction.Get ready to mix it up with us as we shake together the perfect whiskey sour recipe, all while drawing hilarious parallels between ourselves and the iconic characters of Letterkenny. As we share our epic fails and triumphs with various alcoholic potions, including the notorious Papa Smurf, you'll hear all about the shenanigans that ensue when our group gets together. Whether it's a tale of gastrointestinal misfortune after a rich meal or the shared challenge of navigating life with ADHD, we promise you an episode that's as memorable as it is chaotic.Wrapping things up, we don't shy away from the heavier topics: a thought-provoking dissection of a police incident gone awry with an acorn, and the broader implications for law enforcement. But it's not all seriousness as we bounce from topic to topic, from toilet humor to our unforeseen content nature, and even considering the merits of Femboy games. Whether we're discussing the intricacies of cocktail crafting or the unexpected benefits of a listener's feedback, we're here to bring you the kind of unscripted, genuine banter that feels like catching up with old friends. Join us for an episode that's as unplanned as life itself, but twice as entertaining.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver been tickled pink by the thought that our quirkiest traits might just be a maternal gift? Our latest ADHD After Dark episode is where genetics meets jest, as we chuckle over the legacy we inherit and the odd legacies we could leave behind. It's a wild ride through the comedic mines of familial traits, complete with risqué hypotheticals that'll have you clutching your sides in laughter. Navigating the laugh-out-loud labyrinth of politics and privacy, we sidestep the usual banter for a satirical romp through the world of microtransactions and gaming reviews. Remember the time a Kung Fu Panda character's demise became an adult entertainment hit? We're still scratching our heads too. From the state of Texas to the state of confusion over Dragon's Dogma 2's microtransaction mania, we've got hot takes that are more entertaining than a cat interrupting a gaming session—though that happens too.But it's not all fun and games—well, actually, it is, but with a thoughtful edge. We wax poetic about the universe with a dive into quantum theory, musing on the existential hilarity of quantum immortality. Plus, join us as we muse over the therapeutic nuances of gaming content creation and the balancing act of life, hobbies, and relationships. Whether it's Chicago's Mexican Independence Day fireworks or navigating the Havencraft card chaos, we promise an episode that's as insightful as it is uproarious. So if you're craving a dose of humor with your daily dose of pondering, plug us into your speakers, and let the good times roll!Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver wondered what it would be like if your wildest, most absurd movie ideas played out on the big screen? Well, buckle up, because our latest episode of ADHD After Dark is a rollercoaster through the zaniest concepts, from Dong Blade's nefarious plots to Nipolas Cage's extraordinary... assets. We're not just spitballing hilarious blockbusters; we're diving into tales of Shadowverse shenanigans, Yu-Gi-Oh card game nostalgia, and Murky's mood swings that are as unpredictable as Chicago weather.Sometimes life throws you a curveball, and who better to hit it out of the park than a crew that finds humor in even the most mundane moments? Join us in a laugh-out-loud journey where we conjure up movie magic, ponder Zeno's suspicious card game luck, and share personal anecdotes that'll have you feeling like one of the gang. We're talking a Twilight-themed trip to Forks, Washington without a vampire in sight, and crafting cinematic epics that have us reaching for the phone to pitch to Netflix. No guests needed – our clubhouse is brimming with personality.Now, if you're into a little raunchy banter and bathroom humor, you've come to the right podcast. We're reminiscing about podcast firsts, grappling with the aftermath of bad decisions (and even worse farts), and throwing social media mishaps into the mix. So plug in those earbuds, find a comfy spot, and get ready for a session with friends who'll leave you in stitches – it's ADHD After Dark, where every conversation is a surprise party you didn't know you were invited to.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailHey friends and fellow foodies! Ever wondered if you could have a blast without blowing the bank on a steak dinner? Well, buckle up for this episode because it's a whirlwind ride through the quirky and the quintessential, served up with a side of serious savings savvy. Our gang, joined by the ever-charming Monty, trades insider secrets on stretching those dining dollars at fast food joints and debates the merits of splurging on a luxurious aged wagyu. We even have a laugh over someone's "innovative" steak aging method that might just redefine gourmet for you.Now, who hasn't had their share of home improvement hiccups or pondered the peculiarities of modern conveniences? Sit back and enjoy as we swap stories of delivery dilemmas, the surprising cost of a Mickey D's run, and the unexpected twists of tackling DIY projects. It's all about the hilarious harmony of life's little chaos, from unexpected strong winds to the allure of virtual avatars. And speaking of technology, we dive into the virtual landscape, musing over the idea of swapping our faces for Vtuber personas, because who doesn't want to keep a little mystery in their online lives?Wrapping things up, we don't hold back in our cheeky, no-stone-unturned discussion about the hypothetical price of dignity—we're talking risqué dares and romantic misadventures that'll have you in stitches. Then, as we sketch and play our way through drawing games, the conversation veers into a delightful detour of Yu-Gi-Oh game tales and pepperoni-laden artistic critiques. It's a full platter of random delights, with every topic seasoned with our signature humor and a dash of the unexpected. So come for the tips, stay for the tales, and let's share a hearty laugh at this wild banquet we call life!Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver found yourself chuckling over the enigma of belly button lint or the alchemy of toast-making? Prepare for belly laughs and nods of agreement as we wade through life's everyday oddities and the more profound waters of familial bonds and on-set safety concerns. We're not just here for the punchlines; we navigate the emotional complexities of having an engaged father figure, supporting family through tough times, and the delicate balance of humor and gravity that life often presents.Imagine a world where 'katana nipples' and 'cannon dicks' aren't just the stuff of wild imaginations, but the topic of our latest banter-filled episode. We're crafting a superhero universe that's got us questioning the limits of love and the power of nipples – all in good fun, of course. But it's not all myth and metal bands; we also share a cautionary tale about keeping online transactions safe and debate the delicate etiquette around tipping our favorite delivery drivers.Wrap up your year with the most outlandish Christmas action musical concept you've ever heard – yes, we went there, complete with 'Nipple Cage' and 'Dong Blade'. It's a roller coaster ride through the inventive to the incredulous, and we're taking you with us. From jury duty shenanigans to credit card point-hunting, get ready to be entertained, enlightened, and possibly a bit puzzled by our thrilling and sometimes absurd adventures. Join us, and who knows, you might just find yourself inspired to cast your own characters in the grand drama of life.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver wondered how a no-holds-barred, laugh-until-your-sides-hurt kind of conversation among friends sounds like? Well, wonder no more! This episode has us, your audacious hosts, joined by the ever unpredictable Zeena in a riotous exploration of personal dimensions that'll have you in stitches. Imagine a world where tape measures become tools of comedy and size really does matter – or does it? We tackle everything from adult film fallacies to bedroom tales with our signature blend of crude humor and startling candor, all while sipping our favorite drinks and contemplating the virtues of a more secluded chat space.It's not just a measurement contest; it's a full-blown revelation of insecurities, surprises, and the raw truth that comes out when filters are off and spirits are high. Zeena's impromptu showcase leads to a raucous dissection of expectations versus reality, and you can bet we're serving up every detail with a side of saucy commentary. This episode isn't just another podcast; it's a front-row seat to the unscripted and the unexpected. Brace yourself for an episode as enlightening as it is entertaining, and join us for a session that proves being over the top is just the right amount of fun.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver wondered if you've got what it takes to survive in the wild... or at least outlast a feisty weasel or a crafty crocodile in a hypothetical showdown? Strap in for a wild ride as we navigate through a jungle of laughter, intimate confessions, and the kind of survival strategies that would make Darwin himself raise an eyebrow. Along the way, we'll crack the code on the secret life of fetishes, from the garden-variety to the truly out-of-this-world, and spill our most cringe-worthy personal tales that will leave your sides splitting or your heart warming—sometimes both at once.Get ready to cast judgment on our questionable culinary choices and learn why "girl dinner" might just be your next go-to comfort meal. We've got the lowdown on everything from human autophagy to spectral lovers. Plus, we shine a spotlight on the bold and the brave who dare to embrace their unusual desires, whether it's the allure of glossy hair or the enigmatic charm of robotic companions. Our fearless hosts and their equally daring guests plumb the depths of human sexuality with humor, candor, and the occasional blush, proving there's no topic too taboo for our intrepid crew.But that's not all—ever pitted your wits against an animal in a battle of hypothetical survival scenarios? We do just that, offering strategic insights on going toe-to-toe with the animal kingdom's finest. From the tiny might of a mouse to the daunting bulk of an elephant, we assess our odds in a series of whimsical matchups that are as entertaining as they are unlikely. And because no competition is complete without a prize, we round off the episode with a reveal of our gaming triumphs and the dubious honor bestowed upon the victor. Join us for this episode of hilarity, humanity, and a dash of the wild side of life.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver wondered what cooking spaghetti with ADHD is like, or why gaming nights with friends can turn into a scene straight from a Lovecraftian tale? Prepare to chuckle and nod as I recount a near-disastrous kitchen caper involving Parmesan, Alfredo sauce, and a gas leak. Marquis and I flip the script from culinary crises to a weekly dose of board game madness, proving that even the most eccentric hobbies make for the best stories.Horror flicks often peel back layers we never knew we had, and this time we're not holding back. From the unexpected romantic misses at Comic Con to the eerie Disney-Amityville connection, we’re sharing it all. We’ll even throw in a segment where we live-test our personalities—think of it as a reality check with a side of laughter. And if that's not enough, get ready for a raw dive into the world of kinks and fetishes, where etiquette meets exploration, and nothing's off-limits, not even 'actirasty'.Our shenanigans don't end at the bedroom door; they follow us into the roaring crowd of a concert. Witness Murky's legendary transformation from mosh pit king to not-so-great next-day worker, a reminder of why we love him and why we sometimes keep a safe distance. Tie it all together with a candid conversation about the nuances of adult relationships, and you've got an episode that's as much a rollercoaster as our lives. So, buckle up—this isn't your average podcast. It's a journey through the hilarity and humanity that make us who we are.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver found yourself reminiscing about the snacks you devoured during those Saturday morning cartoons, or felt the rush of excitement at the thought of a snowstorm? Well, buckle up, because we're about to whisk you away on a nostalgia-fueled adventure that's equal parts heartwarming and ridiculous. From the antics of a naked swimmer in a Bass Pro Shops aquarium to the tender act of rescuing a stray cat, our latest episode is packed with the kind of stories that'll have you laughing, cringing, and maybe even shedding a tear.We don't shy away from the eccentricities of life, like the unexpected thrill of a live minnow shot or the colorful aftermath of indulging in too much artificially dyed food. But it's not all fun and games; we also delve into the emotional depths of coping with loss, the bittersweet passage of time, and the complex webs of family dynamics. Alongside our anecdotes and debates, we somehow manage to fit in a playful sing-along to Taylor Swift, proving once again that music is the ultimate mood lifter.So, if you're looking for an escape from the mundane or just need a good chuckle, come join us. We'll explore the quirky corners of everyday occurrences, share tales of virtual reality shenanigans, and maybe even help you appreciate the simplicity of a good snow day. Trust us, you won't want to miss the wholesome yet wacky roller coaster ride that is our little podcast community.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEmbark on a rollicking adventure as Murky and I swap tales of chili-based mishaps and the kind of proposal stories that could only come from two incurably quirky souls. Picture the scene: a Floridian beach with a beatnik vibe, a stealthy ring hand-off that almost went awry, and enough laughter to make your belly ache. It's not just about the love and the gas—we're peeling back the curtain to share a little of the magic that happens when two people are crazy enough to think they can spend a lifetime together.Now, who would've thought a horror game could lead to our most streamed episode, or that our voices would reach fans from far-flung corners of the globe? It's a candid romp through our podcast's hall of fame, with shoutouts to our most devoted fans (cheers, Amaranth!) and a side-splitting roast of our baffling Spotify stats. And don't get us started on Fansly—our bold new venture where our viewers’ wildest dreams become a reality. We're breaking down listener habits, share statistics, and the kind of subscription plans that might just make us podcasting legends. Yet, it's the off-the-cuff moments that truly define us. From whispered tales of haunted houses to the wild world of objectophilia, we're jumping headfirst into discussions that'll have you questioning your sanity—or ours. Throw in a dash of the Five Nights at Freddy's movie critique and the odd scramble to figure out how 'pumpkin' and 'tinder' could possibly be related, and you've got yourself the podcast equivalent of a night out with your wildest friends. So, grab your headphones and get ready for an episode that will not just tickle your funny bone but might potentially fracture it.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver wondered just how wild and unpredictable podcasting can get? We’re diving into the deep end with a laugh-out-loud episode that explores the absurdity and hilarity of our podcasting journey. We venture into everything from the inevitable frustrations of rapidly evolving tech to the madness that ensues when a new microphone is released the week after you just purchased a so-called 'latest model'.Prepare yourself for banter that borders on the absurd as we explore the zany world of podcasting and its myriad unexpected detours. We take you on a journey of a crazy night involving a 10 foot tall man, drugs, and some intense football discussions about everything from the Buffalo Bills fan base to the 2006 Chicago Bears season. We also navigate through the quirkier topics like the bro code, independent city living and even the colorful world of Power Rangers. And just when you think it can't get any more wild, we crank up the nostalgia dial, reminiscing about our high school days, senior college experiences and the bizarre trends of Pokemon Red and Blue. We even take a comical look at our own transformations over the years and bring the laughs full circle as we discuss the next season of ADHD After Dark and the joys of adulting. So strap in, listeners, because we're ending this season with a bang! It's goodbye for now, but hey, the future is looking mighty intriguing.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver wondered what it's like to set up an OnlyFans account? Well, we've got the answers! We dive headfirst into the world of online platforms and tackle the process of setting up an OnlyFans account. We go through the nitty-gritty details, from choosing a username and password to pondering over the big question—should we reveal our faces or not? That's not all, folks! We also contemplate setting up a Discord account and dive into the gaming world. Now, setting up an OnlyFans account isn't just fun and games. We grapple with the challenges thrown our way, such as age and identity verification, and the platform's privacy policy. We offer insights on how to avoid offensive language and topics while using the platform. Plus, we take a deep look at how to manage content, connect a bank account, and even consider various payment options. We even delve into the mystery of the missing help pages on OnlyFans.As a special bonus, we venture into the realm of 'Smash or Pass' websites and the Pokémon and Smash Bros universe. We explore the wide range of images available and discuss the reasons behind their classification as 'smash' or 'pass'. We also emphasize the importance of verifying images before making a decision, ensuring suitability for the platform. So, buckle up and join us for a whirlwind journey into the world of OnlyFans and much more!Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailAre you ready to challenge your preconceptions? This episode takes you on an enlightening journey through the world of BDSM within a gaming context, cracking open the complexities of trust and the unique power dynamics found within these relationships. We unpack the intricacies of a coach-subject dynamic, highlighting the growth that can be achieved by willingly surrendering control. This discussion isn't for the faint-hearted but promises to provide a new perspective on how to balance pleasure and pain.Personal relationships can be tough, and navigating them within a BDSM context can be even more challenging. We tackle these nuances head-on, delving into the world of communication, specifically focusing on the trials that can arise when conversing with ex-partners. The role of trust is examined, shedding light on how strong, fulfilling relationships are built. This episode also explores the tools and techniques used to craft the perfect BDSM scene, sharing insights that will enhance your understanding of this often misunderstood world.As your hosts, we have planned an informative talk for our next session, continuing to explore the complexities of BDSM and its relationship with personal growth. We will discuss the importance of having a coach you can trust, giving you the tools to overcome communication obstacles when dealing with ex-partners. We strive to emphasize the importance of understanding and respecting personal boundaries within these relationships. Get ready for an insightful discussion that will broaden your horizons and change the way you view BDSM.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailWhat happens when you mix a surprising response from Shell, chat about personal budgeting, and the quirky humor of exploring Jojo references in VR Chat? You get a podcast episode that's full of laughs, nostalgia, and unexpected twists. Shell, working with Prexy, has given us a reason to anticipate our future episodes, while our personal budgeting issues, like Markey's camera and Katelyn's savings, add a touch of reality to our unusual discussions.Fasten your seatbelts, because we're taking a detour through the bizarre world of adult video games and role-playing. We share our perspectives on game production value and mechanics, highlighting games like Seaword and Paris Hilton Dress Up, with a fond look back at Stick Death and Newgrounds. Packed with hilarious conversations, we navigate the chaos of scam emails, caffeine-infused cup noodles and the intriguing Axe Mommy energy drink.As we wrap up, we venture into the graphic world of gameplay experiences, scrutinizing Seaword's peculiar instructions on character interactions. The team also gets to navigate the complexities of scam emails, a curious one from a certain Alex Marvin being a notable highlight. With our recording schedule set, we're ready to take you on more such wild rides in the future. So, buckle up and stay tuned!Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailWhat if you found yourself knee-deep in a world of hilarious misadventures, crypto scams, and hard-hitting podcasting realities? Buckle up! This episode dives headfirst into the whirlwind experiences of Merky and Xeno, as they navigate through the laugh-out-loud stories of their friends and the enigmatic identity of their email correspondent, Precious.From deer urine wrestling tales to uncovering a friend's shady crypto connections, every minute is a wild ride. Yet, amidst the chaos, we find time to do some grown-up talk too! We discuss the intricacies of the podcasting world, digging into the value of podcast appearances for businesses and the varying packages offered by services like Podcast Virtuoso. But things get interesting as we start questioning the authenticity of Podcast Virtuoso's services, and their possible links to potential crypto scammers.In a captivating climax, we unveil disturbing revelations about Tia Silver and her involvement with the suspicious Neverland Company. And that's not all! We also ponder the future - discussing the potential uses and risks of AI voice generators in making believable recordings. For an episode peppered with laughter, intrigue, and surprising insights into the evolving podcasting and crypto landscapes, you don't want to miss this one!Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver found yourself caught up in a whirlwind of absurdity that leaves you in stitches? Well, buckle up. We've got wild tales of ex-girlfriends hooking up, hilarious impressions of Jesse Ventura, and a peculiar, vaguely desperate email that transformed an otherwise average day into a riot of laughter. Imagine receiving an email from someone who wants to discuss the impact of ADHD on career decision-making on your podcast. Picture the awkwardness, the peculiar request, and the sheer desperation in the follow-up message. We also received a guest's one-sheet and short interview, which left us questioning how their message and expertise might impact our audience. It's not every day you find yourself negotiating for a guest spot that comes with a side of Jesse Ventura impressions and plans for a pizza party podcast. Finally, how about this for a twist? A bathroom story so graphic it's hilarious, a sprint to the door witnessed by a neighbor, and an email response so bizarre it brings the team closer together. It's more than just a podcast about ADHD; it's a hilarious exploration of life, its occasional absurdities, and a chance to maybe learn a thing or two. So tune in, share a hearty laugh with us, and embrace the rollercoaster that is life!Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver receive a bizarre package in the mail and wonder who could've possibly sent it? Well, join us as we unravel the mystery of the giant dildo and men's cross-dressing panties that landed on our doorstep, providing much amusement and a whole lot of confusion. Venturing into the realm of video games, we share our favorite monsters from the Monster Hunter world and the impact the pandemic has had on our gaming lives. As if that's not enough, we even discuss the theory of our neighbors suspecting us to be undercover FBI agents. Intriguing? You bet.The laughter continues with recollections of our time at Gen Con - an escape room adventure and funny incidents that are too good not to share. Ever thought about what's it like to play Power Rangers RPG? We get into specifics of each color ranger's specialized powers and the mysterious quantum dice. But it wouldn't be a complete episode without a little touch of nostalgia. We take a walk down memory lane and relive our high school days, throwing the spotlight on Josh, our Joker-obsessed edgelord.As we steer the conversation towards more casual topics, you're bound to get caught up in our gaming discussions and hilarious anecdotes. From food mishaps that nearly cost someone their truck to humorous chats about kissing someone with a beard, there's a lot to keep you entertained. Ever wonder about the strange things we do at work? We share stories about sending tic tacs to each other and creating workplace chaos. So, strap in and get ready for a roller-coaster ride of laughter, nostalgia, and captivating conversation. You wouldn't want to miss this!Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailPicture this - two grown men, one obsessed with streaming marble games, another with beer in the shower. Sounds rather peculiar, doesn't it? Well, that's just the start, as we journey through a series of humorous stories and laughable banter that will keep you hooked right from the beginning, till the very end. From strange tales of men in bars to the absurd antics of Elon Musk, every topic is filled with hilarity and fun-filled discussion.Remember the first time you watched an anime, or stumbled upon the intriguing world of furries? There's this indescribable charm and humor associated with these often misunderstood cultures. As we talk about the anime series Wolf and Spice, the plot thickens with the idea of one of us being a fox-woman. And then there's the unexpected twist of MLP porn, which is guaranteed to leave you in splits.Finally, we turn the clock back and reminisce about our humble beginnings, the meals we had when we were broke, and the treats we relished despite our limited budget. The mention of those poverty-stricken meals like Vienna sausages and Kraft macaroni and cheese is sure to tickle your taste buds and make you laugh. We wrap things up with a quirky discussion about eating baloney, Elon Musk's antics, and video game pranks. So buckle up and get ready for a laughter-filled rollercoaster ride with us!https://youtube.com/shorts/FtNmFVi9Ok0?feature=shareTwitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailIn this thrilling episode of our podcast, titled "The Owenverse Is Back," we dive headfirst into the delightful and surreal world of My Little Pony fanfictions, where we share a laugh reading some of the most peculiar ones aloud. We transition into a humorous segment that sees us lightly roasting Xeno for his questionable decision to forego sunscreen on a recent kayaking trip. Be sure to lather up next time, Xeno!We shift gears to discuss our friends at Joysticks United, reminiscing about their uniquely inventive Power Rangers DnD session. It's a tale you won't want to miss, and we urge listeners to check it out on their podcast page.As we plunge back into the "Owenverse," we find ourselves facing off against the enigmatic Roy O'Bannon, leader of Wheelchairs for the Blind. When our battle concludes, we're shocked as he makes an unexpected pivot to join our motley crew.We close the chapter with John, alias Merky, stuffed unceremoniously into the trunk of our trusty Lightning McQueen, under Coco's watchful gaze. Our journey takes us to the mysterious statue of a weeping Owen Wilson, where this whirlwind of an episode concludes. Buckle up, listeners; it's a wild ride through the Owenverse this week.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver been spanked by Satan? How about playing Halo during the Ukraine conflict? Or contemplating the concept of eternity in a hellish casino? Well, get set for a wild ride as we discuss those and a whole lot more in this episode. Brace yourself for the hilarity that ensues as we delve into my epic 4th of July sunburn saga and ponder the amusing assertion that we're all a smidgen gay.Ever wonder about the strange behaviors of cats or the ludicrous death of a cartoon dog in 'Scary Movie?' Get ready for some gut-busting laughter as we share our experiences with our furry friends, including the mysterious 'Bagool.' And if that's not enough to tickle your funny bone, join us as we debate the appropriateness of music during intimate moments and recount an awkward Uber ride to a gay sauna. We wrap up the episode with a foray into professional wrestling, examining the sometimes-toxic relationships between these larger-than-life characters. We'll also look at a controversial YouTube apology video by Colleen Ballinger (aka Miranda Sings) and the resulting meme. From pondering the potential of using Plank as Zordon to discussing the absurdity of the yellow ranger's original character in Halo, we've got plenty of laughs in store. To top it all off, we tackle the burning question on everyone's lips - is beans on toast considered poor people food in Britain? So, grab a cup of joe, sit back, and join us for this episode filled with hilarity, controversy, and a dash of randomness.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver wondered how to land an airplane with just the guidance of air control? Well, we sure did, and the answers may surprise you. Strap in for an episode laden with laughter, playful roasts, and wild memories. Our very own Markey finds himself in the hot seat as we pick on his 'racist' tendencies and probe his history with malfunctioning microphones. And the fun doesn't stop there as we welcome our guest, Farah, to the circus - delving into comical tales from our Discord server experiences and introducing Mattman's 'balls' to the conversation. We dial up the nostalgia as we revisit our childhood years in our segment - Sibling Rivalry and Childhood Memories. Expect a bellyful of laughter as we relive Markey's ingenious wrestling tactics employed to retrieve stolen meals from his thieving brother. We also engage in a spirited debate over the size of Mattman and the timeless question - Totino's pizza, yay or nay? From outrageous Tinder finds to the enigma of landing an airplane, we've got an episode that will keep you chuckling and guessing. So, grab your earbuds, and buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity and chaos.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver wondered what it really means when a Brit calls someone a Muppet, Trollop, or Wanker? Well, buckle up for a wild and hilarious ride as our guest Crazy takes us on a deep dive into the world of British insults! We compare these terms to their American counterparts and even discuss the versatility of words like 'slut' and 'dirty whore' in British humor.You won't want to miss the infamous Apple Juice Poop story that has us cringing and laughing in equal measure, and we also explore the bizarre world of American fast food and its potential impact on our health. From mounted deer heads adorned with women's panties to the challenges of mastering Guitar Hero, this episode is brimming with side-splitting anecdotes and eye-opening discussions.Lastly, we chat about random topics such as the unexpected success of an American team at Le Mans and the country's strange obsession with credit cards. Plus, we share a hilarious bet revolving around Crazy's Twitch link that almost cost us some money. Get ready for an uproarious, thought-provoking episode that will leave you wanting more!Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailWhat happens when Satan himself joins us for a chaotic and hilarious conversation? Prepare to laugh out loud as our number one listener, Farha, takes us on a wild ride through off-track banter and some truly outrageous stories. We'll discuss topics like creating a Pornhub account for the podcast, Murky's body count, and a hoodie that looks like a vagina. And trust us, you'll want to hear our take on Murky being racist and Satan's assistant having cancer.As former streamers, we take a trip down memory lane and share some of our experiences. We chat about meeting roommates in college, Indonesian accents, streaming platforms like Glimmish and Trovo, and Candy playing T-Ball. We also reflect on the challenges of committing to a streaming schedule and debate the differences between streaming and podcasting. But we must warn you, things get a bit heated as we argue about who carries the podcast!Hold on tight as we share some inappropriate con behavior and jokes that'll have you in stitches. We dive into Zeno's cosplay and the absurd idea of him "building a bomb" to get a picture, as well as Zeno having a "mighty morphine sword" and Murky's body count. The conversation takes an unexpectedly dark turn as we explore the concept of a "dead dad club" and the jokes we've made around it. So join us for this unforgettable episode filled with stories of Coco and Ty's college days, Candy playing T-Ball, and so much more!Also go buy coffee from our buddy G Millie's sponsor: https://coffeebrandcoffee.com/?ref=Fsd-Kkepd7MlK Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd

Send us Fan MailEver wondered what kind of hilarious and outrageous conversations can unfold when friends get together? Well, buckle up and join us for a laughter-filled adventure as we explore topics like family-friendly Michigander insults, the value of a good sound effect, and even the crazy life of a Pokemon! You won't be able to contain your laughter as we dive into discussions on food porn, inappropriate office humor, and the prospect of a dunk tank at the end of the school year celebration.In this wild ride, we also stumble upon the strange twists and turns of the Pokemon universe. Get ready to chuckle about Murky's big ass, Xeno's good looks, and the horny Pokemon, Do-gong. Plus, you won't believe our take on the depressing reality of a Ditto's existence: being born just to produce eggs and the theory that all Dittos are just messed up Mewtwos. Trust us; these aren't your average Pokemon conversations.But wait, there's more! As we continue our casual banter, we tackle the comedy gold that stems from inappropriate workplace chats and discover the dark side of ADHD. From Farah's ASMR to the sound of Inception, we leave no stone unturned in our quest for laughter and entertainment. Plus, we'll explore the bizarre world of video games, Soulja Boy's fake game console, and the wild fan base of Rick and Morty. So come along on this comical journey as we navigate through the hilarious and unpredictable conversations that can only happen among friends.Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd