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After We Take Out The Garbage

by AWTOTG

After we take out the garbage, we can sit in the basement. One desk, two mics, a couple cats. Just you and me sitting talking face to face. Aww yeah.

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Episodes

  1. Season 6 Episode 1 - Bustling With Birds

    So here we are. What has it been? A year and a half? So much has changed... but who cares! We're too interested in talking to our friends Patrick and Summer, dang it! Before they decide to make their foray into podcast land with their upcoming production "Birds Talk Biology," we make them wade…

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  2. Season 5 Episode 1 - Dollaz & Changez

    It's our first episode of Season 5?!? What about the last 6 months?? Nope nope nope - it's like they didn't even exist! Just listen and we sort of lazily explain ourselves. But the real topic of the day: MONEY. Cardi B was right when she said it. She was also right when she said a ho never gets...

  3. Season 4 Episode 11 - Food & Puppies, Obviously

    Short description, long podcast: this is *another* late post, buttt... Low and behold we happened to have our friend Israel from The Other Brew over. (Side note, listen to The Other Brew!) We play games and ignore our topic like good podcasters. At least there are some good Hayley-made sound...

  4. Season 4 Episode 10 - August Nights of Beers & Queers

    Imagine you are in a pile of mulch. Now imagine crawling out of the mulch and getting covered in splinters. You look like Groot... But now you're one of many topics of conversation of tonight's podcast! Erica and Ian join for a foursome of levity and frivolity. But we don't use words like…

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  5. Season 4 Episode 9 - Acid Trip of a Podcast

    Not sure what to say here. The title pretty much says it all. We've got our pal Jon and a special visit from our old friend Ted. Also a surprise visit from... Well you just have to hear him to understand. There is some good art discussion as well as a dive into the documentary Minding the Gap.…

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  6. Season 4 Episode 8 - When Jeff Blueberg Mutters

    It's been too long, eh? How long, you ask? Well long enough for Hollywood to spit out a great documentary entitled "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom". We chirpchort like a gaggle of Camptosauruses in a Late Cretaceous therapod nest about it with our good friends Ben and Suzy. If you still need...

  7. Season 4 Episode 7 - Grrrllll

    Girl talk episode. No guests, just a couple of gabbie gals chattin' it up at a desk. Two mics. A couple... well you know the drill. Apparently this episode was brought to you by Slim Jims, Birch Box, and Glade? I'm sure they would be happy to know their products are being put to good use....

  8. Season 4 Episode 6 - With The Williamszes

    So this was a random podcast we recorded a couple weeks ago with some of our besties. And if there's one thing you will learn here, the more you know about Hayley the more you know about Marsha. But you'll also learn about Dan. He played in with in the dirt with rocks and sticks as a kid.…

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  9. Season 4 Episode 5 - USPS, We All SPS

    You didn't think we could do it, but we did it. Today is Mail Day at AWTOTG - three guests, one mail carrier. Not to mention a brown. Just plain disgusting if ya ask me. We hardly even broke topic! In our world that's sort of its own sin, but the mail is weirdly interesting. Oh yeah, I didn't…

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  10. Season 4 Episode 4 - Spelling Or Whatever

    Ok, so I know we always say that we ignore our weekly topics, but man! We seriously ignored the hell out of our topic this week. I will say we did enjoy the company of... each other. And what to say about St. Patrick's Day weekend? Well nothing apparently, because we didn't talk about that…

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  11. Season 4 Episode 3 - Turn Me On

    Turn us up. Turn us out. But don't turn us on. Or don't turn us off. Because we are turned on. Or... Yeah. This week features sexbots, mistaking men for ladies, a comparison of the hottest instruments (helpful tip: no flutes allowed), and probably way too much butt talk. As you listen try to...

  12. Season 4 Episode 2 - Kittentine's Day

    Cats are great and cats are fine. Cats are my favorite valentine. You may think that they are furry, but you'd better pet them in a hurry. If you don't, they will meow. Check out this sweet episode now. P.S. This is a late Valentine's Day episode. It's about cats. And you might learn to punch a...

  13. Season 4 Episode 1 - Don't You Forget About Garbage

    It's a new year and we have a new laziness about putting up our podcasts. Just kidding. We've always been lazy about putting up our 'sodes. Well, this is a new year, new season, and... new guest! Kevin is our favorite barista at Larry's Parkit, and he delivers the goods. We talk about farts and...

  14. Season 3 Episode 21 - OMG REAL GARBAGE TALK

    Hey, we actually decided to talk about garbage on our podcast entitled "After We Take Out the Garbage"!! What happens now? Do we implode? Do we turn into human piles of trash? Do we devolve into a blathering group of siren impersonators? You'll never know unless you listen. But can we all agree…

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  15. Season 3 Episode 20 - Booty Pop AKA Let The Gaming Begin

    Hello. It's been a minute, but we're back and ready to rumble. We're going zero to crunk in less than 60 minutes. We're making dreams come true like a first boob touch. You get the idea. "What is so special that you had to wake me from my podcast apathy?" you ask. Well our good friends Steve and...

  16. Season 3 Episode 19 - National Taco Wednesday on Thursday

    Tacos. Sleek, sexy, and elegantly designed for your pleasure. We'll make this short and sweet. This episode's got taco-talk, death, and beer. And it's all on the web just for you! Hot chachacha!!

  17. Season 3 Episode 18 - No Thanks To Eric Johnson

    Not just one Eric, but TWO Erics. Imagine the possibilities. Now stop imagining and listen! Unless you're trying to taste of course. Because that's a thing. This episode is heavy on beer and booze talk so we may have broken the record for longest Good For The Gut segment. Trust me though: it's...

  18. Season 3 Episode 17 - Gabo's Big, Cavernous Hole

    Holy crap Wisconsin has some cold, wet holes. And we entered one! This episode is a real learning experience. Learn about your body's cleavage. Learn things about Hayley that are TMI. Learn about how your greasy ass nose can save your beer. But most importantly learn to love yourself. Just…

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  19. Season 3 Episode 16 - A Chris-py Ham and Ry-an Surprise

    Stop everything you're doing and listen to this episode! And do it like it's your... HOBBY. Get it? Because that's the topic tonight! If you've been listening for the last couple of years, you might remember our friends "picture-y" Chris and "cheesy" Ryan. Well they're back to talk disc golf,...

  20. Season 3 Episode 15 - The Post-Flood Pre-Flood Convo

    So this podcast is a whopping 2 weeks late! Sorry... we were dealing with the fallout of the Great Basement Flood of 2017 in the interim. Don't you worry though. This one features returning friend Bill as well as new friends Jon and Matt. We talk Cloverfield, Myspace, mosquitos, and other…

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  21. Season 3 Episode 14 - The Great Cousin Revival

    It's [after, but recorded before] the 4th of July!! And you know what that means. When you're here, you're family! I ain't talkin' 'bout no Olive Garden. I'm talkin' 'bout a cousin roundtable. Cousins who come from the mean streets of... San Diego, Portland, and Cherry Valley. You, my friend, do...

  22. Season 3 Episode 13 - Only The Good Die Young

    Fly freaky foursome Friday! Just kidding. We recorded this on a Thursday. And that's all I have to say about this episode, because after this one there are no more words...

  23. Season 3 Episode 12 - The Mostly X-Files Episode

    "I love Orgy... the band." - Literally the (almost) opening words to the episode. Why would you not listen? So this episode turned into a reminiscing of X-Files for a while, but with our friends Jon and Bill, it's wayyy awesome. We get down and dirty with the memories without even turning our...

  24. Season 3 Episode 11 - Leaping Lizards! Let's Liam!

    Special guest alert!! Bet you can't guess his name by this title. Yeah, okay. It's Liam. We sit on the precipice of the black hole that is Rockford, get into our vessel, and time travel back to ye good old days. And by the way, one of us is wearing pizza. Obviously, this makes one of us the…

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  25. Season 3 Episode 5 - The Second Name Episode

    ...Featuring Eric & Rachel Johnson! What what! So imagine you're floating in a sea of Benedict Cumberbatches. You ponder what moniker to replace your name with but stop to have a Lawnmower Saison on the way. All of a sudden Ke$ha is out the gate presuming to goad you into some midnight Uncle...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

After we take out the garbage, we can sit in the basement. One desk, two mics, a couple cats. Just you and me sitting talking face to face. Aww yeah.

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After we take out the garbage, we can sit in the basement. One desk, two mics, a couple cats. Just you and me sitting talking face to face. Aww yeah.

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