PODCAST · comedy
Agnes & Leona
by agnesandleona
Surviving the sea of stupidity, one podcast at a time.
Episodes
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Fashion: Farmcore, Curtains, & Shaved Eyebrows
Annnnnnnnnd, we're back. Yeah yeah, we know. It's been a while. All we can say is: 2020 But trust us, we're back with the same Statler & Waldorf vibes we always had, and the burning question: What in the ACTUAL fuck is "Farmcore". Apparently the hills are alive with terrible clothing, and we need...
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Etiquette: Ethel Cotton, Roosters, & Taupe
When you think of etiquette, you may think that Emily Post wrote the book. You're not wrong, but did you know that there's a WAY more hilariously offensive tome on the topic? Welcome to the Ethel Cotton Course on Conversation... and trust us, it's quite the conversation piece itself. But even…
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Thumbs: Sociopaths, Lavender & Obstinance.
If a serial killer has the best of intentions, is he really so bad? Dexter was likable enough... eh? Ok, settle down- no one is murdering people here. But plants... that's another story. This week we delve into the heart and mind of Agnes as she grapples with her crimes against plants. Leona has...
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Nachos: Lactose Intolerance, Porn Names & Brilliant Ideas
We're so excited to have our very first SPECIAL GUEST! Meet Sloan... aka "Ebony Hannah" if we're using our porn names. He's pretty amazing, as are his stories of hiking after WAY too much cheese. And there also may have been a minor incident with cat-fishing some hippies up in red rock country....
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Experts: Podcasting, Parenting & Ecoli
Did you know that people can have more than one child?? Revolutionary concept! THANK GOD there are people brave enough to podcast about it. We are not those people. Also, GTFO with your nonsense. And while we're ranting, all you "masterminds" can suck it too. For the record, spouting off an…
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Vacation: Sea Urchins, Lieutenant Dan & Barracudas
Would you pee on your best friend? You're damn right you would! Intentionally, because she swam through a school of jellyfish... get the mind out of the gutter, you freak. This week we're back, and we're all over the damn place. Don't mind us while we rant a moment about people refusing to wear...
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Workout: Legwarmers, Traction & Crowbars
Where were you in the mid 80s? If your answer is wearing thigh-high leg-warmers while sweating with Jane Fonda to some totally awesome synth music, Agnes was right there with you. Fast forward 25 years, quarantine bodies are less than svelt, and Agnes thought it would be a good idea to find Jane...
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Nightstands: Sex Toys, Handguns & Laxatives
The gun isn't for the cat... lets just make that clear right from the top. The gun is for the apparent line of people in Leona's bedroom trying to steal her multiple passports. Now that we've cleared THAT up, lets talk about what else is in the nightstand... It's a fun game to play while playing...
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Dreams: Banana Splits, Monkey Bars & Feeding Chicken Nuggets to a Chicken
Dreams... we all have them. Can you remember yours? This week, Agnes and Leona go full narcoleptic and talk about what happens when the lights turns off and the sheets come up. We're talking about everything from Leona stealing banana splits from Joe Exotic, to Donald Trump proposing a threesome...
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Moonrise: Full Moon Rituals & Burning Sombreros
It's a full moon tonight, which means we're getting our inner witches on. Settle down, this isn't Salem and we're not sacrificing anyone. Yet. We may have come close last summer, but he survived. We're talking about little rituals, re-defining the phrase "bat shit crazy" (too soon?) and setting...
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Goals: Panic Remodeling & Respiratory Roulette
Panic shopping has become a thing in recent weeks, but Agnes here had to be different. She's panic remodeling. With no experience, or knowledge, and questionable ability. She's got 4 more days to learn plumbing, hook up a gas stove, install cabinets & counter tops, tile... and maybe if there's...
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Weird: Chopped, Remodeling & TP Rations
You know what's weird? EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW. But, we're making the best of it, the only way we know how: bottle of wine and a microphone... with an appropriate six feet between us! This week we're talking about the old 'Rona, quarantine, and laughing a lot. Because a little laughter goes a long...
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Apocalypse: Coronavirus, Toilet Paper & CALM THE HELL DOWN
It's the end of the world as we know it! And we feel fine... (Thank you, R.E.M.). So honestly, PUT THE TOLIET PAPER DOWN. We're all about being safe, practicing social distancing, and being considerate of our fellow citizens who may be higher risk than we are. But seriously, calm the fuck down.…
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Pranks: Scary Santa, Podcasting & Commitment
We take humor pretty seriously. So much so that our nearest and dearest are often material/victims. AlsoThis week, we meant to explain why the hell we're podcasting at all, which somehow turned into talking about Agnes and her twisted pranks. If you've ever seen a life sized animatronic Santa...
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Blame: Car Accidents, Imported Vehicles & The Philippines
So here we go again- it's funny how one trip to a third world country several years ago keeps rearing it's ugly head. This week, Agnes & Leona talk about an attempted vehicular homicide in the Philippines, and how it relates to a recent incident right here in a major metropolitan city of the ole…
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Shipwrecked: Clive Cussler, Roadtrips, & Maritime Adventures
It is with heavy hearts that Anges & Leona record this week. Today we heard of the passing of literary pirate of our hearts, Mr. Clive Cussler. Clive Cussler was a New York Times best-selling author, and real life sea adventurer. We have a special love for dear Clive and his series of books "The...
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Therapy: Doctors, Life Coaches & Alcoholics Anonymous
We need professional help. And by "we", we mean EVERYONE. But mostly us, because who are we to tell anyone else how to live? Let's leave that nonsense to the life coaches of the world. Also, can you life coaches stop spamming our inboxes? If we want your help, we'll go play in traffic till you…
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Cinema: Erotica, Horror & 50 Shades of Bullshit
Do you remember where you were when Sharon Stone showed her hoo-hah to the world? What about when Buffalo Bill lowered that basket of lotion? We're guessing you weren't with your Nana... and if you were, we have the number of a great therapist for you. Which brings us to the topic of…
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Eruptions: Relationship Goals, Blackheads & Sebaceous Cysts
You know how to tell if someone loves you? They'll pop a pimple for you. You know how you tell if someone is absolutely OUT OF THEIR DAMN MIND? They watch hours of blackheads, cysts, and boils being lanced on youtube. Grossed out? Yeah, so are we. But, it turns out that those people who love...
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Singage: Bathroom Instructions & Tattoos That Never Need to Happen
"Shit's about to go DOWN"... did you need a sign for that?!? Yeah, neither did we. We also didn't need the one in the kitchen telling us to cook, eat, pray, OR love. Basically, the idea of instructions via signage in the home is pretty annoying. And somehow that took us down the ADD rabbit hole…
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Digestion: Trash Pandas, Laxatives & Sedatives.
Warning, DO NOT MIX THE ABOVE INGREDIENTS. I promise, it's a bad idea. Also, maybe don't listen to this on a full stomach. This week Agnes & Leona tackle the topic of indigestion- and it was totally unintentional. We start off with the simple and sage advice of humorist Dave Barry who said…
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Timecards: Punching the clock on life.
Are you ready to die? No really, we're asking. Cause we have NO IDEA if when you come to the end of your life you're looking for the clock to punch out. Agnes was ready... but is that the norm? Join us as we talk about death (again), sprinting dachshunds, self-hospice, and how freaking awesome it...
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Taken: Kidnapping, Whorehouses, and the Philippines
This week, join Agnes & Leona for a story about being "taken"... sort of. It's an adventure about southeast Asia, a brothel and, the untimely (supposed) death of a best friend. Tune in to find out how it all ends. Or not... Agnes & Leona is a podcast about absolutely nothing. Cheers!
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Funerals... they make us laugh too.
Ever notice how people go absolutely crazy when it comes to funerals? We get it. Death... It's traumatic for the living. But it also can be really funny. Agnes & Leona begin their podcast with a story about the end. And talk about people who are a little nutty when it comes to showing they care....
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Surviving the sea of stupidity, one podcast at a time.
HOSTED BY
agnesandleona
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