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AhoyMateys's podcast

by Holly E & Carrie R

A podcast covering every episode of Veronica Mars!

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  1. Ahoy Mateys #8: Clash of the Tritons & Lord of the Bling

    Its another of our resurfaced episodes, this one covering 1.12 and 1.13. In Clash of the Tritons, Veronica investigates a secret society while also snooping on her classmates to investigate Lilly's murder. In Lord of the Bling, Logan deals with a family tragedy and Veronica searches for an old...

  2. Ahoy Mateys #7: An Echolls Family Christmas & Silence of the Lamb

    Its Christmas in July! Or something like that, in this re-posted recording from 2013 where we're chatting about Veronica Mars season 1, episodes 10 and 11. Yes, episode 6 is still missing for now, which was a commentary track for 1.10.

  3. Ahoy Mateys #5: Like a Virgin & Drinking the Kool-Aid

    Lost episode #5! In this recording from 2013, Holly and Carrie are joined by our pal Cathy to discuss Veronica Mars season 1 episodes "Like a Virgin" and "Drinking the Kool-Aid."

  4. Ahoy Mateys #4: Return of The Kane & The Girl Next Door

    We're back with another lost recording of our original coverage of Veronica Mars in 2013. In this episode, we're covering the 6th and 7th episodes of season 1. In "Return of the Kane," Veronica has to investigate a suspicious class election, while we get a few peeks into the home lives of the…

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  5. Ahoy Mateys #3: The Wrath of Con & You Think You Know Somebody

    Its another lost episode of the pod! In this one from 2013, we're chatting about the fourth and fifth episodes of Veronica Mars season 1. In "The Wrath of Con," Veronica helps Wallace's crush with a scam she was caught in, while the viewer gets a glimpse into Veronica's 09er days. In "You Think…

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  6. Ahoy Mateys #2: Credit Where Credit's Due & Meet John Smith

    Welcome to the second of our lost episodes! In this recording from 2013, your hosts are chatting about the second and third episodes of Veronica Mars. In "Credit Where Credit's Due," Veronica investigates identity theft at the Echolls household that brings her into the orbit of the PCHers biker...

  7. Ahoy Mateys #1: Pilot

    With the news of a potential Veronica Mars revival, your hosts Holly and Carrie wanted to make sure that all of our episodes were available. When we started Ahoy Mateys in 2013, we wound up losing some episodes in a hosting move, so we're re-posting the missing episodes now. In this ep, we're...

  8. Ahoy Mateys #42: The Thousand Dollar Tan Line

    The Ahoy Mateys crew is back to talk about the first Veronica Mars novel, The Thousand Dollar Tan Line. Holly and Carrie are joined by Kate as we talk about the first chance to get into Veronica's brain via the written word. We're also discussing the mystery of Hayley DeWalt and Aurora Scott, the...

  9. Ahoy Mateys #41: Veronica Mars Movie Commentary

    If you were curious about what its like to watch the Veronica Mars movie with Holly & Carrie, this episode is for you. Cathy & Kate join us to do a commentary track for the film. Queue up the movie to the WB logo, push play when we count down and enjoy our insights and jokes throughout the movie.

  10. Ahoy Mateys #40: The Veronica Mars Movie

    We made it, Marshmallows! Holly and Carrie both saw the Veronica Mars movie in a theater, and we both had to drive to entirely different states to do so! We've got nearly two hours of analysis of the movie for you. Up first, we talk about the film's central mystery and the new characters…

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  11. Ahoy Mateys #39: Movie Predictions Part 2 - Spoiler Boogaloo

    In Part 2 of our Movie Predictions podcast, Holly is joined by Melissa, Serrae, Kate & Tabby to talk about about all the spoilery bits we avoided in the first part: the first 8 minutes of the film, various clips, and pieces of info we've picked up from reading reviews, tracking the tumblr &…

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  12. Ahoy Mateys #38: Movie Predictions, Part 1

    We've finally made it to our movie predictions episode! Special guests Cathy, Kate, Melissa, Serrae, and Tabby join us as we talk about what we think we'll see in the Veronica Mars movie. Our discussion was very long, and so this first part covers what we're calling the spoiler-free chat. It...

  13. Ahoy Mateys #37: Weevils Wobble & The Bitch is Back

    We made it to the end, Marshmallows! Its both awesome and sad that we've reached the final two episodes of Veronica Mars. In "Weevils Wobble But They Don't Go Down," Veronica helps Weevil prove that he didn't create fake Hearst ID cards. Meanwhile, Wallace gets invited into a secret society that...

  14. Ahoy Mateys #36: Debasement Tapes & I Know What You'll Do Next Summer

    Up first in this week's episode, we're talking about "Debasement Tapes," where Paul Rudd guest stars, Leo's back, and Mac builds Logan a website dedicated to asses. Next up, we're talking about everyone's summer plans in "I Know What You'll Do Next Summer." These episodes gave us a good…

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  15. Ahoy Mateys #35: Papa's Cabin & Un-American Graffiti

    We're down to our last 6 episodes of Veronica Mars, and perhaps the low point of the series for your hosts. First, we have the resolution of the Dean's murder in "Papa's Cabin." While its all well acted, and there's a couple twists that make it interesting, investment in the new characters is…

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  16. Ahoy Mateys #34: Postgame Mortem & Mars, Bars

    In this week's set of Veronica Mars episodes, the case of the week stretches out over both hours. Veronica and Keith investigate the death of Hearst's basketball coach after he's found dead beside the PCH. His son is accused of the crime, but Veronica ends up behind bars as she and Keith…

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  17. Ahoy Mateys #33: Poughkeepsie, Tramps and Thieves & There's Gotta Be a Morning After Pill

    Prepare yourselves for some ranting, mates. This week, we're talking about hookers, trust, forgiveness and Madison Sinclair. In "Poughkeepsie, Tramps, and Thieves," Veronica helps test-seller Max locate a girl he met who was secretly an escort hired by his roommates. In "There's Got to Be a…

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  18. Ahoy Mateys #32: Spit and Eggs & Show Me the Monkey

    We're thrilled to have Rowan Kaiser back with us this week to discuss these two episodes. In "Spit and Eggs," we're talking about the resolution of the rape case arc, the death of the dean, and the breakup. Holly didn't even cry this time. In "Show Me the Money," we discuss Parker, Mac and cute...

  19. Ahoy Mateys #31: Of Vice and Men & Lord of the Pi's

    We're continuing with season 3 of Veronica Mars and its kind of bumming us out. In this week's episodes, Veronica helps find some missing people, one of which is Patty Hearst. She also helps clear Mercer of the rapes, blackmails her boyfriend, revisits the Fitzpatricks and gets roofied. As…

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  20. Ahoy Mateys #30: President Evil & Hi, Infidelity

    This week, we're talking about "President Evil," where we're entertained by the cases of the week, even if we think the Dean's case doesn't make a lot of sense. We're happy to see a case involving Weevil, but less amused by Veronica's accusations against him. We're even less happy at the…

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  21. Ahoy Mateys #29: Wichita Linebacker & Charlie Don't Surf

    Its guest star awesomeness this week, as we talk about Ed Begley, Jr., Armie Hammer & Lindsey McKeon in "Wichita Linebacker" and Matt Czuchry & Laura San Giacomo in "Charlie Don't Surf." We're not particularly fond of the case oft the week in "Wichita," but we are thrilled to have Weevil back and...

  22. Ahoy Mateys #28: Welcome Wagon & My Big Fat Greek Rush Week

    Welcome to season 3 and the CW, everyone! In "Welcome Wagon," new kid Piz loses his all his stuff, and we have some thoughts about his early characterization. Holly and Carrie discuss the new credits, the remixed theme song, the somewhat different tone and the new characters. In episode 2…

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  23. Ahoy Mateys #27: Not Pictured

    We've reached the end of season two in this week's episode! Cathy & Melissa join us this week to talk about "Not Pictured" and season 2 overall. We have a lot of thoughts about Veronica's graduation dream, Lamb being a supreme douche, and Beaver as a cartoon villain. In the spoiler section, we…

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  24. Ahoy Mateys #26: Look Who's Stalking & Happy Go Lucky

    Its time for us to go to Alterna-Prom! I'm sure other things happened during "Look Who's Stalking," but we mostly want to talk about Veronica, Logan Echolls, & his Epic speech. And his white tuxedo. And Veronica's teary elevator ride. We're less happy (rimshot!) with the legal shenanigans in…

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  25. Ahoy Mateys #25: I Am God & Nevermind the Buttocks

    Veronica's being haunted by the bus crash victims this week in "I Am God", and we have mixed feelings about the dream sequences. We're less mixed up about that flashback makeout and Wallace & Logan working together on the egg drop project. We also have concerns about the believability of the…

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  26. Ahoy Mateys #24: The Rapes of Graff & Plan B

    We're saying goodbye to Hannah Griffith & welcoming back Troy this week! In "The Rapes of Graff," Veronica helps Troy when he's accused of rape while on a visit to Hearst College. Meanwhile, Logan's affection for Hannah may be greater than we thought, though you can't tell it by the next episode....

  27. Ahoy Mateys #23: Plan B Commentary

    Its a special episode of the podcast, where we invite you to watch Plan B along with us as we offer commentary on the episode. Its true, we talk about their clothes a lot: Logan's tee, Weevil's henley, Veronica's jacket! But we also talk about hair! When we're not being shallow, we do manage to...

  28. Ahoy Mateys #22: Versatile Toppings & The Quick and the Wed

    This week, we're barely putting up with bad acronyms & Kristen Cavallari. Up first, in Versatile Toppings, the Cho's pizza boys are getting mugged, the gay Neptune High students are getting blackmailed, and Terrence Cook is in the spotlight for the bus crash. In The Quick & The Wed, Jane's sister...

  29. Ahoy Mateys #21: Rashard & Wallace Go to White Castle & Ain't No Magic Mountain High Enough

    Longest podcast title ever? Maybe. We're happy to have Rowan Kaiser back with us to talk about these two episodes. Up first, in "Rashard & Wallace Go to White Castle," Veronica helps Wallace resolve the matter of the hit and run he was involved with in Chicago, while Logan and Weevil scheme to...

  30. Ahoy Mateys #20: One Angry Veronica & Donut Run

    Its our most expletive laden episode yet! Cathy & Melissa join us as we talk about the conclusion of the coma baby storyline. Up first, we tackle One Angry Veronica, maybe our least favorite ep ever, where Veronica gets jury duty, Logan gets teary eyed, and Duncan gets even more mother-expletive...

  31. Ahoy Mateys #19: Ahoy Mateys & My Mother, the Fiend

    That title just looks weird, huh? This week, we finally get to talk about the episode from which our show gets its name! In "Ahoy Mateys," Veronica helps Keith investigate who is haunting the parents of one of the bus crash victims. She also finds time to get into trouble with Logan, the kind…

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  32. Ahoy Mateys #18: Rat Saw God & Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner

    We're back to mostly gushing after last week's grumbling! Up first, we're tackling "Rat Saw God," where its old home week as Abel Koontz & Aaron Echolls return to Neptune. The real star of the hour is Logan's leather jacket, though. We also discuss how this episode raises some interesting…

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  33. Ahoy Mateys #17: Green-Eyed Monster & Blast From the Past

    This week, we're grumpy. Up first, we're talking about Green-Eyed Monster, where the case of the week is silly and the Duncan & Veronica relationship continues to baffle. Then we're on to Blast From the Past, where Duncan actually gets a somewhat likeable personality, even if its completely...

  34. Ahoy Mateys #16: Driver Ed & Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang

    In this week's ep, we're talking "Drive Ed" and "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang." The aftermath of the bus crash in "Driver Ed" finds Veronica with mixed feelings as she helps the driver's daughter prove her father didn't commit suicide. In "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang," the Casablancas house of cards...

  35. Ahoy Mateys #15: Normal Is the Watchword

    Season 2 is here! We're thrilled to have Rowan Kaiser, AV Club writer and super cool person, with us to talk about the season 2 premier, "Normal Is the Watchword." Rowan reviewed Veronica Mars for TV Club. We're discussing the door cliffhanger, boyfriend drama, and the difficulty of redefining a...

  36. Ahoy Mateys #14: Leave it to Beaver

    We've reached the end of our journey through season 1! In this week's episode, we're focused solely on the season 1 finale, "Leave it to Beaver." We spend some time talking about Veronica's psyche, Keith as the best dad ever, the clues to the murderer throughout the season, and Logan Echolls' no...

  37. Ahoy Mateys #13: M.A.D. & A Trip to the Dentist

    Its a long one this week, y'all. Up first, we're talking about "M.A.D.," as Veronica helps take down the douchiest douche in Neptune with a little mutually assured destruction. Meanwhile, her secret relationship with Logan gets tested. And maybe they take the time to light up my screen with a...

  38. Ahoy Mateys #12: Weapons of Class Destruction & Hot Dogs

    We've finally reached all the kissing. Yep, that's right, we're talking about making out. Specifically, Logan Echolls & Veronica Mars. In this week's episode, we're discussing THE KISS. In "Weapons of Class Destruction," Veronica investigates a bomb threat to the high school while juggling the…

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