PODCAST · comedy
Aimee+Shawn
by Beasley Media Group
Aimee+Shawn are just like you! Trying to get through this thing called life without going nuts! The two share their hilarious realities in a way that is the opposite of "Instagram Perfect." Plus, they've got trending stories, fun games and more that is sure to make you laugh. Real People, Real Funny. Join us!
Episodes
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FULL SHOW: It Was Sweet... Until The Knife
Aimee's husband's good friend and quasi-uncle to her boys got a gift for their house. And when Aimee and her hubby pointed out an issue with it, he bought another gift. Shawn's youngest wanted a one gallon insulated water bottle for his 7th birthday, and he seems more amped about that than he…
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FULL SHOW: Attention People Right Now
Shawn got a jolt of a wakeup call overnight... his Ozempic regimen has not been a walk in the park. Why he was downing honey at midnight. Aimee's hubby got stopped visiting a school and was LEVELED by a young kid's comment to him. We talk about the subtle digs that people make towards old people....
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FULL SHOW: Ever Seen A Drunk Kangaroo
WHAT A WEEKEND! Aimee's son won his football game and went to a big, fancy wedding. Shawn and Sammi went to see Mat Franco and flew to Denver to check out Casa Bonita... ...oh and they got married back in May. WHY DIDN'T THEY TELL ANYONE?! Shawn explains. Plus, do you think your house is haunted?...
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FULL SHOW: Dirty Jugs And Stuff
The weekend is FINALLY here and Aimee and Shawn cannot be happier. Shawn went to check out Marriage Can Be Murder (which has been around for 26 years at this point) and Aimee can't understand why she hasn't seen it yet. It predates both of them, and they've been here for years. Aimee's oldest...
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FULL SHOW: P-H-R... Skip!
Aimee has stumbled across a ton of Alex & Ani bracelets that she plunked down hundreds on years ago. Now she doesn't wear them and wants to donate them. But are they going to go back in style? Shawn had a conversation with Sammi and she told him she didn't feel entirely comfortable that his dad...
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FULL SHOW: Thirty Days Has September, April, June, and November
At long last, Aimee has returned from her two day sick-out! Will her time off make her susceptible in Can't Beat Aimee, or will her reign of terror continue? Shawn was driving down the street and saw something that is so "Vegas," but in every other city in America it'd probably be illegal.…
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FULL SHOW: Who Has The Best Butt In The World
Aimee+Shawn listened to the entire Taylor Swift album drop last night and we are EXHAUSTED... but we are powering through it. So worth it. Why do we care about how toilet paper is hung? Why does it bother us so much? Shawn's sons are going at it in the Lock Of The Week sponsored by Port Of Subs....
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FULL SHOW: Thubtumping
Shawn is back and that means the podcast is back! Thanks for hanging in! Today is the 2nd of October and while we all know October 1st was an awful day in Vegas history, 2 October was inarguably the best. It showed what the city is made of. So... why do we have to wait for a tragedy to rally...
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FULL SHOW: Still A Creep Outside
We are stumbling across the finish line this Friday... but WE GOT THIS. Aimee is ready to start a new winning streak in Can't Beat Aimee, Shawn is getting ready to celebrate his dad's 80th. WE GOT THIS! Aimee wants to sit down and talk to her parents about... the past. They, like all of our...
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FULL SHOW: Don’t Wear Hamburger Pants On Safari
Shawn threw a birthday party for his now 7 year old! So... how'd it go? Aimee is stuck in "EverestTok" watching and obsessing over people climbing Mount Everest. Does she want to do it now? HELL NO. Meanwhile, Shawn is absolutely taken by a woman on Instagram named BlackForager who tells you…
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FULL SHOW: Tooth Fairy Is Getting Cash Advances On Credit Cards
Yet another tooth came out of one of Shawn's kids' mouths and now Aimee's youngest is losing teeth! We are going bankrupt... err... the tooth fairy is going bankrupt! Aimee's friend has VERY strange taste in sandwiches. Turns out a lot of us are weird. Shawn's lady questioned him over his…
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FULL SHOW: Well, Let’s See How We Say That
Aimee is already mourning the loss... of her cash. Romie's tooth is growing in crooked and she knows braces can't be far away. Lock Of The Week is done for Week 3. Can Shawn's son Colin keep his lead or will Aimee battle back from her deficit? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and...
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FULL SHOW: You're Live On The Air, Don't Swear!
We were ON IT today! Got onair a minute early... on a Monday? We can't be stopped! Shawn took his family to play some pickleball on Saturday night, and a couple families at the court once again had Shawn feeling some indignant rage. Plus how much freedom should you give a teenaged kid? Aimee is...
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FULL SHOW: I’m Gonna Never Call Again
Aimee and Shawn's boys are back at it in the Lock Of The Week presented by Port Of Subs! Now it is legit with Boomer's Sportsbook delivering the odds and oddsmaker Nick Bogdanovich giving us the lowdown on who has the Lock Of The Week, and whose pick is most weak. Ever see a warning sign and you...
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FULL SHOW: A Clean Sweep For The Sheep
Aimee really wants to play pickleball, but she has no one to play against. Shawn bumped into a bunch of people he knew yesterday... but he didn't remember any of their names and he feels like a jerk. Jimmy Kimmel was "indefinitely" suspended by ABC after the FCC Chair threatened the network over...
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FULL SHOW: Ernesto Medina Garcia
Shawn's son made an amazing piece of artwork with some help from dad - a hand drawn map of America! It's pretty great... so when he asked to bring it to his mom's house... Shawn put the kibosh on it. Was he in the wrong? Aimee's son is about to do a "fun run". Shawn's just had theirs. Why are fun...
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FULL SHOW: Al Qaeda Tempesta
Wow, how lucky are we! Our new and upgraded studios now have a new feature: an incredibly loud construction crew on the other side of our wall. /sarcasm Aimee is already noticing Halloween decorations in her neighborhood and she thinks, on September 16th, that's a bit early. The audience is torn....
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FULL SHOW: Plant Based Chicken Sludge
(The top of the show is missing because, of course, more tech issues over here) Aimee has tied her way into a win in Can't Beat Aimee for three shows in a row. Will she finally win one free and clear? There are some words like Caribbean and Pecan that, at any given time, you end up saying the…
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FULL SHOW: Bros Before Hoes
They finally caught the (alleged) Charlie Kirk shooter and he turns out not to be what many were saying. And several Las Vegas residents are without a job this morning for celebrating his death. Aimee wants to know why every dad tries to make everything a lesson. Why? The Port Of Subs Lock Of The...
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FULL SHOW: I’ve Been Gaining Weight For A Role
Woof. Doing a show on a day like today is not easy. The assassination of Charlie Kirk (whether you agree with him or hate his guts is terrible), another school shooting, the anniversary of 9/11. But we showed up today and did our best. Aimee's son wanted to wear his cap and gown for picture day…
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FULL SHOW: If I Put On A Coat, I Don’t Become A Jacket
Shawn's fiance is about 14 years younger than Shawn, but it seldom ever rears it head. That was, until, she saw his social security number. Aimee's son just wanted to take an offer for a free class at a gym, and ended up getting suckered into a membership. Aimee is ready to pounce on them. Plus...
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FULL SHOW: Sayamara, Aimee!
(Hey, sorry we don't have the entire show on the pod today! Long story short, computers suck.) Aimee witnessed a madman on the Strip yesterday. No, nothing to worry about. Just a window washer. But there isn't enough money on the planet that could get her up there. Shawn's sons came to play in…
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FULL SHOW: The White House One
Aimee is sounding a bit hoarse today. Sure, she was in California cheering on her son for his football game, but she was also in a long conversation with someone she is convinced was an NPC. Shawn had to go to he sons' school to get to the bottom of something with one of his boys, and while h was...
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FULL SHOW for September 5th, 2025
Aimee may have been off today (show 777!) but she checked in and defended her Can't Beat Aimee crown! Shawn announced the three finalists in our Taylor Swift Engagement Era Prize Pack giveaway! We listen to the best Tay Tay fan theories and leave it up to you to vote for the winner on our…
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FULL SHOW: We’re Just Hanging Out… Out Our Pants
It's a big day for Aimee! Sure, it is her wedding anniversary, but more importantly it is BEYONCE'S BIRTHDAY! That's important, right? What would you do if your dog that you love bit your child in the face? Aimee knows someone who this just happened with and we can't imagine. And Lock of The Week...
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FULL SHOW: You're Projecting
Shawn made it to work on-time today! All it took was a math problem... Aimee could solve a lot of her math problems if she took up an offer in her DMs. A new deal at Caesars has Shawn thinking about the first time he ever visited town... and plenty of other people have their "first time" stories....
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FULL SHOW: There's Police Reported Ahead, I Gotta Go!
We are celebrating the engagement of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce with an Engagement Era Prize Pack! Do you have a great Taylor Swift easter egg or conspiracy theory you think no one else knows? Text a video of you explaining it to 702-597-1027 and you could win! Aimee was kind of creeped out at…
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FULL SHOW: E As In eBay
The weekend is FINALLY HERE! Who will get to meet New Kids On The Block? Aimee hates returning things but she schlepped her way to Target to do just that. Except she forgot the item in the car. So... she walked back to the car and drove off. What?! The games today were... trying. Plus Aimee gave...
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FULL SHOW: My Dad Once Knew Someone That Worked In The Mob
We still can't get to sleep at a decent hour. What in the actual hell. Now that we've shamed Cracker Barrel into keeping its old logo... which company needs shaming next? Aimee has a company in mind. Her solar isn't working and the company behind it is ghosting her. See Privacy Policy at...
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FULL SHOW: Down Like A Mad Rat
The world is HEALED. Taylor Swift is engaged to Travis Kelce, Cracker Barrel is keeping the old logo. Annnnd... ah nevermind. There's a mass shooting in Minnesota. While everyone was freaking out about Taylor getting engaged, Shawn was worried about a roundabout being installed in a decade in…
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FULL SHOW: Eifelle
LET IT BE KNOWN THIS SHOW HAPPENED JUST BEFORE TAYLOR SWIFT ANNOUNCED SHE AND TRAVIS KELCE ARE ENGAGED. AIMEE IS NOT WELL. That said, hot off her first loss in Can't Beat Aimee, can she pull it together and take on her first male opponent? Shawn did something he rarely does as an adult, and Aimee...
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FULL SHOW: Summerlin South Little League Are Your United States Champs!
We were glued to our TVs over the weekend watching Summerlin South Little League take the US Title and make it all the way to the World Series Championship! Shawn spent the weekend making his eldest son less gullible. Meanwhile Aimee spent the weekend regretting not listening to her mechanic....
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FULL SHOW: The Occupational Therapist Has A Chair!
Let us speak for all of us when we say... THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY! Shawn witnessed his lady do something that has him concerned that perhaps society is somehow OVERmonitoring their health. Let him explain. Aimee wants to know who the hell left a kiwi in the studio. And we get our answer live and...
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FULL SHOW: Don't Worry, You're Fine
Aimee was getting some help coming out of a parking spot, only to be led astray by the guy helping her. Now she's got a damaged car, and she's the only one to blame. Shawn and his girl had a double date and Shawn recognized her competitive nature is a massive liabiltiy. See Privacy Policy at...
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FULL SHOW: Buzz Lightyear
Today we introduced a new game called Can't Beat Aimee... and if you can't, you should be ashamed. Shawn somehow convinced his soon to be 7 year old son not to have a birthday party, and he's thrilled. Aimee is NOT OK with the term "work wife". Let her explain... See Privacy Policy at...
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FULL SHOW: Pissed Is An Emotion
Shawn got a random message from his ex's beau's ex. The conversation was totally cool, but it was out of the clear blue sky. How long does it take you to get over a relationship? Aimee's husband deletes his texts all the time and she thinks it is incredibly sus. Shawn thinks it could be…
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FULL SHOW: I Got 2nd And Also Last
Happy Monday. Sorta. Kinda. We had ourselves a weekend. Shawn's stress on Friday caused his back to cease up like it never had. Stress-related muscle tension. So... everyone at the Albertson's got together to make him feel better about the world. Aimee's son Romie doesn't want his sister to marry...
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FULL SHOW: How Dense Is Your Meth
Both Aimee and Shawn have something going on sinus wise. Sniffling. Sneezing. Is it the new building? We knew we should have saged this place. Aimee's friend saved someone's life in the middle of a restaurant and got a round of applause. Shawn has aspirations of being fit. But while is brain…
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FULL SHOW: I’ll Trade You A Speaker For A Gyno Chair
The Taylor Swift episode of "New Heights" dropped and Aimee (and everyone else) listened and watched yesterday. We talk about the aftermath. Shawn forgot to pack something on his trip last week, leading to him doing the most effeminate, yet most confident thing he's ever done. Plus Aimee has been...
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FULL SHOW: You Don't Say!
HOLY COW THAT WAS A LONG WAIT. Sorry we didn't have a podcast for a while there. If you didn't hear, we moved studios. And yeah. Wow. Aimee's youngest seems to take everything SUPER literally. Turns out, most kids at that age are the same way. Plus we talk to the winner of our Coolest Summer Ever...
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FULL SHOW: My Mind Gets A Little Foggy Sometimes
Well, after 740 shows, this is our last one in the original 102.7 VGS studios. Everything was supposed to work until 10am... but the phone lines had other plans. Aimee was at her nephew's birthday at (REDACTED) when she witnessed the biggest injustice. Only 1 hour, not enough time to open…
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FULL SHOW: The Hamsters Had Nothing To Do With It
Shawn reached a major milestone on the way to work today and he wants to shout it from the rooftops! Aimee got sucked into doing a trending TikTok dish and her family loves it. Only one problem: now everyone else is doing it and the ingredients are sold out. Why is it that women can go to a…
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FULL SHOW: Screw Your Back
Thankfully the studio didn't up and die on us today! We'll mark that as a win. Why are pillows such a pain in the ass to perfect? Aimee knows IMMEDIATELY if she has the wrong one. Shawn was woken up at 7 in the morning over the weekend by someone installing hardwood floors. What do you do about...
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FULL SHOW: He’s Like The Black Mr Clean
It was a... challenging show. Sure, Shawn was back but the station went OFF THE AIR. All before we move to our new studio soon. HALP! While Shawn was in Boston he witnessed an absolute bonehead of a father that nearly got his baby killed. Aimee's son Jayden might be a beast on the football field,...
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FULL SHOW: Salmon Sperm Facials
Shawn shares a story of something so grotesque that his fiancé Sammi will never look through her sunglasses the same way again. Aimee finally met her step-daughter's boyfriend... and so did the rest of the fam! Did Patrick shun him? Plus... salmon sperm facials for everyone! See Privacy Policy at...
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FULL SHOW: Cheese Louise
Bob's Repair HVAC + Solar Experts have teamed up with us to give away a FREE HVAC system for someone in need! We talk to the owner Freddy and give details on how you can win! Shawn was off to go to a funeral over the weekend, and while he was in the procession he almost witnessed a MURDER. See...
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FULL SHOW: The First Racketeering Is Free
Aimee is in major need of coffee. We're going to need more than coffee if we plan on moving to our new studio in a month. Shawn is trying to find a way to break through with his youngest son who has taken a bit of a turn against dad lately. Do they need therapy, or does Shawn? Aimee's…
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FULL SHOW: We Drag Ass Together
Today is 102.7 VGS' third birthday party! THANK YOU for making us part of your day every morning! Aimee is sleep deprived and might try a split sleep schedule. It sounds... exhausting. The studio is quite literally falling apart. Our station is moving to a new studio soon and in the meantime, it…
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FULL SHOW: Aimee Our Resident Historian
Monday is here and while Aimee took it easy this weekend, Shawn put another 1000 miles on his car on a road trip. During the road trip he could only look with horror as a crack spread on his passengers side window. Meanwhile, Aimee didn't notice the change to her grocery store app and is now...
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FULL SHOW: Even With God’s Help The White Sox Are Terrible
Aimee is really in the need of a cold shower, but none of her water is cold now that it's summer again. Shawn showed his twig, berries and everything else to a doctor yesterday. Aimee is used to it at this point. Getting your car broken into feels so violating. We talk about a big haul that…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Aimee+Shawn are just like you! Trying to get through this thing called life without going nuts! The two share their hilarious realities in a way that is the opposite of "Instagram Perfect." Plus, they've got trending stories, fun games and more that is sure to make you laugh. Real People, Real Funny. Join us!
HOSTED BY
Beasley Media Group
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Aimee+Shawn are just like you! Trying to get through this thing called life without going nuts! The two share their hilarious realities in a way that is the opposite of "Instagram Perfect." Plus, they've got trending stories, fun games and more that is sure to make you laugh. Real People, Real...
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