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Airport Patrol

by Comedy Brothers

Comedy Spoof of Airport Border Security. Passengers who have failed to declare anything are waiting for a bag search by an airport security officer named Bob Trackers. The passengers wait as Bob searches their bags. They desperately want to take their food and souvenir items home without being spotted by the dreaded Airport security patrol. They conceal, hide, and will say anything to keep their precious items. But our airport security officer Bob is determined to find if any undeclared forbidden items are cleverly hidden. Bob and his trusted dog Scout usually find something suspicious. Bob will confiscate any item not allowed into the country by law. Listen to this hilarious spoof and LOL with your friends as you travel.

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  1. Fowl Play & a Belly Dancer

    A hilarious and funny spoof of Airport border patrol. Airport Customs patrol officer Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. The plane landing today had terrible turbulance and the pilot was knocked out....

  2. Shake Your Maracas

    A hilarious spoof of Airport security. Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. Today Bob scans a suspicious bag with a smiley face sticker on it that says: Please don't open me. The luggage is from a…

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  3. Jamaican Jerk

    A hilarious spoof of Airport security. Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. Today Bob scans a bright colored bag from an incoming plane from Jamaica. Bob and Scout wait to see who picks up the bag. A…

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  4. Bollywood Dancer

    A hilarious spoof of Airport security. Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. Today Bob scans a bright colored bag from an incoming plane from India. Bob and Scout wait to see who picks up the bag. A...

  5. Karen Read Jurors Speak

    Breaking news: The Karen Read Jurors Response to how they each voted in the trial.This is a comedy podcast that does parodies and spoofs. An exclusive news interview: The 12 jurors from the Karen Read case are interviewed by Pod News reporter, Linsley Law. Miss Law asked the jurors how they voted...

  6. From Russia with Love

    A hilarious spoof of Airport security. Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. Today Bob scans a large luggage with a protruding item coming out of it from an incoming plane from Russia. Bob and Scout…

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  7. Praying Nuns

    A plane from Rome, Italy is landing at the Australian airport. Bob is inspecting the bags offloaded from the Italian Flight on his X-Ray computer. Bov finds evidence of organic matter in a couple of suitcases carrying bibles. A group of three Italian Nuns claim the bags and head to the green line...

  8. Abandoned Package: Colombian Beauty Frisk Search

    Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared. But today someone from an incoming plane from Columbia left a package on the plane. Bob takes Scout to look at the bag. Scout then hunts down the passenger who left the suspicious bag on the plane. Scout...

  9. Fishy Business

    Airport Patrol is a hilarious spoof on Airport Border Security. Our border security TSA Bob Trackman careful inspects packages, passangers and luggage daily with the help of his detective dog Scout. Today he has found an incoming plane from Vietnam with bags filled with fishy matter. A nice…

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  10. Scout the Wonder Dog

    Scout's story. Scout was dumped in the bushes as a puppy. He was a skinny scrawny little thing. He was full of ticks and had a one-track mind for food. He peed on anything when he found food. One day Scout was eating a live chicken he found by ripping open a suitcase from the airport terminal....

  11. Airport Patrol: Risky Body Search

    Airport Patrol is a hilarious spoof on Airport Border Security. Our border security TSA Bob Trackman careful inspects packages, passangers and luggage daily with the help of his detective dog Scout. Today a suspiciosu bag was left under a seat on a plane plane from Columbia. Bob takes Scout to...

About this show

Comedy Spoof of Airport Border Security. Passengers who have failed to declare anything are waiting for a bag search by an airport security officer named Bob Trackers. The passengers wait as Bob searches their bags. They desperately want to take their food and souvenir items home without being spotted by the dreaded Airport security patrol. They conceal, hide, and will say anything to keep their precious items. But our airport security officer Bob is determined to find if any undeclared forbidden items are cleverly hidden. Bob and his trusted dog Scout usually find something suspicious. Bob will confiscate any item not allowed into the country by law. Listen to this hilarious spoof and LOL with your friends as you travel.

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Frequently asked questions

How many episodes does Airport Patrol have?

Airport Patrol has 11 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on August 10, 2024.

What is Airport Patrol about?

Comedy Spoof of Airport Border Security. Passengers who have failed to declare anything are waiting for a bag search by an airport security officer named Bob Trackers. The passengers wait as Bob searches their bags. They desperately want to take their food and souvenir items home without being...

How often does Airport Patrol release new episodes?

Airport Patrol publishes weekly, based on its 11 episodes since June 2024.

Who hosts Airport Patrol?

Airport Patrol is created and hosted by Comedy Brothers.
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