Airshipwrecked with Captain Proctor

Episodes

1. 48

   48: Psychedelic Steampunk

   Things get trippy when the Captain talks about Pink Elephants On Parade, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Psychedelic Steampunk band Jonny Squid. ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

   Jan 25, 2013
2. 47

   47: All I want for christmas is expensive steampunk stuff

   The show has returned, hopefully it will come out more frequently now. This christmas special is a little late, but you wouldn't have listened to it until after christmas anyway. Don't forget to check out the captain's web series's christmas special as well:...

   Dec 25, 2012
3. 46

   46: The Steampunkification part 1

   After the Captain's failed attempt to remove everything not steampunk about himself (28: You Can Jekyll but you can't Hyde) he and Jack Yackly attempt to go back in time and kill people who made the world not steampunk as it should be. ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

   Nov 18, 2012
4. 45

   45: All's well that begins well

   The Captain will end the controversy and discover how time really began! ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

   Oct 21, 2012
5. 44

   44: THE PHILOSOPHY OF K-POP

   As always, the title is in Caps because this episode has a very special guest, Lucy F. Tennyson. The Captain, Ms. Tennyson and Mr. Rotcorp discuss the deep philosophical meaning of that classic song "Gangham Style" (Whippet Gundam Style). ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

   Oct 6, 2012
6. 43

   43: Dr. Evil Strikes Back

   He's back. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

   Sep 22, 2012
7. 42

   42: This is not a filler episode

   This is definitely not a filler episode. It is actually part of the overall storyline, and it will make sense eventually, through some convoluted tie in at the end of the series, which at the moment has no end, just like this sentence (unless you stop listening), so we're all good! -ATUM (Amazing...

   Sep 9, 2012
8. 41

   41: DR. EVIL

   As usual, the show title is in caps because there is a guest on. And there are moles in this show.

   Aug 12, 2012
9. 40

   40: Musical Guest HYDROGEN SKYLINE

   Hydrogen Skyline will be performing with Abney Park in Denver, August 5th. That means that the Captain MUST GO! -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

   Jul 31, 2012
10. 39

    39: Off the Deep End

    Just another show where the Captain rants about physics and surrealist movies. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

    Jul 23, 2012
11. 38

    38: RETURN OF THE RED BALLOON

    And he did it again! This version really should work, and hopefully this whole mess won't happen again. It is an awesome episode, so don't give up. The long awaited return of the Captain's most popular guest. For new listeners, the shows with their names in all uppercase letters like this one…

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    Jul 2, 2012
12. 37

    37: Apocalypse Cow

    Why is this episode named Apocalypse Cow? Because it wants to be. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

    Jun 24, 2012
13. 36

    36: AnomalyCon part 3

    And again. Now the Captain discusses his favorite surreal film and reads a ridiculously long letter from Veronique Chevalier. Oh, and JOIN GOOGLE+ SO YOU CAN FOLLOW HIM! Facebook is going down after all. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

    Jun 23, 2012
14. 35

    35: Musical Guest UNWOMAN

    The Captain interviews Unwoman and plays much of her awesome Electronic/Cello music. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

    Jun 2, 2012
15. 34

    34: AnomalyCon Part 2

    Lots of stuff happens and the captain tries some new weird things. Of course, it isn't normal, why would it be? -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

    May 26, 2012
16. 33

    33: EVERYTHING CHANGES!

    And now...the show will never be the same again! -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

    May 19, 2012
17. 31

    31: Musical Guest BB BLACKDOG

    BB BlackDog is a steampunk band that the Captain interviewed at AnomalyCon. They are "super cool." -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

    Apr 6, 2012
18. 30

    30: AnomalyCon Part 1

    I get a new voice, and I'm now very talkative. Lots of interviews from the highlight of the year, AnomalyCon! If you were interviewed, you may not be on todays show. Due to the high volume of interviews the Captain is spreading them out. Never fear, if you were interviewed, you will be on the…

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    Mar 31, 2012
19. 32

    Log 25: The Imaginary Evolution of Swing

    The Captain's show is interrupted again, and he talks briefly about Muppets. What has this show come to? Here is the link to the Steampunk Lego's described. I highly suggest you pull up this link as you listen. http://flavorwire.com/233216/matt-armstrongs-amazing-steampunk-lego-inventions -ATUM...

    Dec 17, 2011
20. 31

    Log 23: PIRATES

    The Captain is attacked by air Pirates and they are in turn attacked by Daleks (Why? I don't know). -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

    Nov 26, 2011
21. 30

    Log 22: The Fires of London

    The Captain talks little as he is trying to get over a nasty sinus infection. However, he plays one of the strangest, discordant disturbing orchestral pieces ever written. The whole thing. I'm staying out of this one. The story below is somewhat short this week, but as soon as the captain is...

    Nov 19, 2011
22. 29

    Log 21: Steampunk Royalty

    The Captain declares himself King, and a Justin Bieber fan. Unfortunately, I did not have time to transcribe a journal entry because of the lack of interest in it, so if you want more stories then email [email protected]. Here are some links to things steampunks may find intriguing...

    Nov 11, 2011
23. 28

    Log 14: Capt-napped

    I have to run the show all by my self because the Captain is gone for an undisclosed reason. I still play his music though, not to worry! -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

    Sep 24, 2011
24. 27

    Log 13: They're Baaack...

    Excellent music selection tonight brought all the way back from the wilds of Oregon. Beware though, the captain does nothing but try to convert his listeners to tellotherpeopleabouttheshowism. ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

    Sep 17, 2011
25. 26

    Log 9: Dramatica

    I am not flattered at all Liz. Not even one little bit. Ok, maybe a little... -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

    Aug 18, 2011
26. 25

    Log 8: Dubbed

    The Captain reveals a shocking secret and does a badly edited interview with the one and only Gamera! (See video) -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

    Aug 13, 2011
27. 24

    Log 6: THE RED BALLOON

    I am once again rather quiet as the Captain has his first guest on. Please let me know if he rambled. (I do enjoy smacking him when he does). Also, as new tradition, shows with guests, (and therefore more enjoyable) will have their titles in capital letters. ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

    Jul 30, 2011
28. 23

    Log 4: Automaton Monster (In 3D!)

    Once again the captain makes obscure references. This time to 50s B-Movies! (Robot Monster, Plan 9 from Outer Space). He also records it in 3D, like Robot Monster was. Unfortunately, he forgot that he has a purely audio show... ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

    Jul 16, 2011
29. 22

    Log 3: Shhhhh...

    The Captain puts on his 'mopy bloomers' and enforces some strange musical rules. Excuse me if last weeks show downloaded twice or had technical difficulties, I am rather new at this. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

    Jul 9, 2011
30. 21

    Log 2: Kaboom!

    The captain starts recording the activities of the natives, but perhaps their holiday cheer is to much for him. Not me however. Sorry for the long wait. I hope to get the captain casting every week from now on. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

    Jul 2, 2011
31. 20

    FIRST EPISODE-Log 1: Wrecked!

    Listen as our valiant Captain struggles to survive the Wyoming wilderness and irritates the nefarious Mr. Miller! -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

    May 6, 2011