AKs And Assholes

We welcome y'all back to 2025 and joined with special guests Havoc and PNW for an exciting episode of everything and anything. We don't know what we are doing at this point, seriously, we are a tad lost.

Happy Hoplidays and this time not apologizingf for the posting schedule, hope youre all doing well, and hope to see yall in 2025.

I take full responsibility for not uploading these last weeks, I've had some issues on my end for not uploading and that's my fault. I digress, we hope you enjoy the episode.

I Still Don't know how to upload the opening with the episode Ok, I know I need to look into recording software, fuck off, enjoy the show, Its a mess but we're back.

Just a chill episode bringing us back from hiatus once and for all, we appreciate all of those who visited us on our last ep and all further eps to come!

We are back after a long break and big chilling, this shit was lowkey a nightmare, been trying to fix the problem for a month, i downloaded Chrome to upload this shit. Also first video cast

New changes are inbound, some things have changed, and this was a nightmare to upload, enjoy.

Big changes announced, and special guest PNW Guerrilla brought onto the cast where we discuss everything from nerd shit, to mental shit. A "controversial" figurehead joins us to discuss a little about himself, the groups he runs, and his standing as a bigger figure in the community on a very fun episode.

On this thrilling episode we bring on magazine guru Dianexis on to discuss awesome magazine oriented things and fun experiences. We learn about him, the mag project, a bit about the creator, and as always, shamelessly ask for a sponsorship. We hope ytou enjoy the episode.

Dive deep into an episode of AKs and Assholes, where hosts Toast and N7 have a compelling discussion of guns, parts, and backgrounds with the MFT customer support supervisor man (who also runs the twitter page), Mark. We go through Discussions that cause a good deal of discussion, and a good deal of laughing as we dive deep into the aspects and understandings of Mission First Tactical. Please go check out Mission First Tactical, its a small business that is going places with very innovative ideas and we had an absolute great time getting to have them on for this podcast and look forward to having them on in future podcasts.

Join us as Toast, Bubby, and N7 all spew an array of opinions and knowledge to Toast's roommate/best friend in regards to how to start with firearms and where to go with ones first/early rifles. Listen on a podcast that will take you through an opinionated valley of N7 and Toast constantly disagreeing, Centurion being preached, Bubby screaming dirty bird, and Concealed Development being mentioned briefly, all while the guest Eli listens and takes notes.

Go check out Sureshot USA and hope you enjoy this absolutely wild ride of a cast, a little Concealed Development holster talk and other things as well. We hope you have a great time enjoying this.

Bubby is now an official roster member, rounding out our inclusive retardism by adding a woman to the mix. We Laugh, talk, and plead for a sponsor, as we discuss gear or the budget and highest grade, all while being unable to hold a singular fucking thought. hope you enjoy

We delve into some more of the silly conspiracy theories and a good deal of dark/racist humor, as we sit back and quietly loose our minds. Big shoutout to our "not a sponsor" @condevholsterco for being the affordable and reliable holster option for the average and unaverage free man. Big Shout out to homies such as @cultlaser, @onijps, and @N7narcosis for always providing solid art, morale, information, and quality products to the average free man. Thank you and we hope you enjoy the episode.

Come along on an adventure with N7Narcosis, Bubby, and Toast, to find and learn that a stable conversation CANNOT be held in any fucking regard and that this week's notes were useless. Jokes are thrown, night vision is judged, girl cock is valid, and Lucas Botkins are feminized, as sobriety is out of the question and no one can fucking save us nor the listener from our own selves this time.

We do a little bit of talking with our co-host @spikesguides, traversing everything that is casual guy discussion.

For once, we enter in with a finely laid out plan and still manage to stray from it, Your heroes, Toast and N7 embark on a mostly wholesome shit on Hoplite feast and then talk about a bunch of fun things all while consuming alcoholic beverages. No guests just pure autism and N7 not being allowed to speak on the industry.

Its just late at night and we are having a good time, chillin and talking, no set topics, just bois being bois. it doesnt get much chiller than this, from the homie that brought Aks and Assholes, this new sub series is hoped to be continued with long standing friend @spikesguides aka Spike, and will hopefully be a more chill and relaxing pod.

A npossible cohost enter the fray (@n7narcosis), some jew jokes were made (he's not affiliated... allegedly), gun companies are shit on, and PRAISED, and none of us are sane. Welcome to the "Angriest man alive"'s first cohosted ep. Enjoy

Getting into night vision, learning, and life can all be scary, join us on this longer than normal cast to find out and learn things you probably weren't privy to prior to listening to this, and enjoy a couple heart to hearts and some things that very much needed to be said for the community. From talking night vision, to talking about bad companies, we even find ourselves in the corner of mental health this episode. If there is an episode you should listen to i can promise you its this one. Thank you to everybody who listens. and "Fuck you Lucas Botkins"

Didnt really know what we were doing with this one but I had a pretty good time.

We are retarded, opinionated, and legitimate with plenty of good and bad takes.

New Cohost, same vibes, the crew is together like one big happy family and both fun and some truth is had and revealed.

Go Check out Cultivated Laser and his work, hes a super awesome guy. Love Y'all catch you next week.

Cultivated topics about laser engraving, guns, gear, and situations, give a fun and entertaining episode to our newest sponsor @CultLaser, and his beautiful menagerie of engraved items. You Can Find Products mentioned in the episode at: https://www.cultivatedlaser.com/laser-engraving/ https://www.etsy.com/shop/CultivatedLaser?page=4#items https://www.avesrails.com/Rail-Kits_c_11.html or message @CultLaser on twitter.

On this episode of the new cast, we start off strong with Toenail being unable to do his own intro. We go off on autistic tangents and eventually stumble our way through the episode. (P.S. Yes I know conclave was not mentioned it's just good alliteration. Sue me -Definitely Toast)

Super Chill cast, with Voodoo, Braden from Childerburg, and Myself, just chatting about miniatures, guns, and crazy experiences.

The First episode of @def_not_toenail's new podcast segment with the AKs And Assholes Podcast, we sure do hope you enjoy the political values, origins, and the near blatantly racism jokes throughout the entire cast.

The somewhat medical cast comprised of all things bullshit and some shit tourniquet gives you an insightful view on how not to fucking die. https://www.snakestaffsystems.com/buy-now https://tuffpossumgear.com/product/iwb-tourniquet-carrier-etq/ https://www.amazon.com/Waterjel-53380M-Water-Jel-Sterile-Dressings/dp/B07JXT4GYM/ref=asc_df_B07JXT4GYM?tag=bngsmtphsnus-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=80264480984734&hvnetw=s&hvqmt=e&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=&hvtargid=pla-4583864000992770&psc=1 https://www.amazon.com/Waterjel-53380M-Water-Jel-Sterile-Dressings/dp/B07JXT4GYM/ref=asc_df_B07JXT4GYM?tag=bngsmtphsnus-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=80264480984734&hvnetw=s&hvqmt=e&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=&hvtargid=pla-4583864000992770&psc=1

We decided to do a cards against humanity cast and It went well? We think it did, you can suck our dicks.

We talk taxes and tyrants, and assortments of gear and mental health. We love you all and we want you to take care. -AKs and Assholes Crew

This late night cast was brought to you by the boys who started it all. Don't get me wrong its great to hear the old crew altogether, but this gives more of a classic episode feel with the original makers of "The Ice Box Podcast" and the creators of the successor podcast, "Aks And Assholes" duking it out over dumb fucking shit just like they used to. And this podcast's topic? Cursed guns made and paid for IRL, with all names dropped and tagged for your connivence. Hope you enjoy more of a classic podcast take. -T0ast (with a zero)

Dude this episode is a fucking roller-coaster that I wish would fucking end. Holy fucking shit bro, Friendly reminder this is a parody Podcast.

We were drinking and talking and that's really about it. We did discuss the fundraiser with FPC. That was pretty fun, anyways, enjoy.

He comes and strikes again but isn't as retarded as we remember, until the end. That wont stop pibb freom telling the same stories weve heard 50 times though, join us on an exciting adventure where honestly, only pibb and toenail talk.

We finally got crux on after 2 months. It was fun, we talk about toenail's dick, and we have a lovely evening.

We started the episode talking about atrocities and the shitstorm twitter is but then, an unexpected guest, Lord Dickgun had joinned at a humble request. and it gets real fun.

SEASON 3 IS NOW HERE, SHIRTS COMING SOON, PATCHES COMING SOON Feat. Luke from the "Biting the Bullet" podcast, and many other familiar names, the crew sends out their love for the recently passed co-host Hibby and talks about the gear they run and why they run it, from medical supplies to rifles, some links down below. Enjoy Bi-Weekly Schedule https://agilitegear.com/collections/combat-gear/products/k19-plate-carrier?variant=33156353556613 https://www.arsenalinc.com/usa/sam7sf-84e https://www.sigsauer.com/firearms/pistols/p320.html https://www.amazon.com/QuikClot-Advanced-Clotting-Gauze-24/dp/B07WV5P9RS/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?keywords=quikclot&qid=1682292104&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&smid=A2EJCTH67GJMT3&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExR0VRNlhaNFlGTklUJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwMzQzNTMxM0ZJTUdHRUIxR0U2UCZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwMTY4ODI4MzQyMlhIOTJNM0hVQSZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU= https://www.amazon.com/Improvised-Munitions-Handbook-TM-210/dp/1774642395/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3IYFA1JPWFMN8&keywords=improvised+munitions+handbook&qid=1682292149&sprefix=improvised%2Caps%2C129&sr=8-1 https://www.amazon.com/Improvised-Munitions-Handbook-TM-210/dp/1774642395/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3IYFA1JPWFMN8&keywords=improvised+munitions+handbook&qid=1682292149&sprefix=improvised%2Caps%2C129&sr=8-1 https://solatac.com

We.... we lost our minds on this one. Enjoy the Episode

Another bi weekly horrible episode where it starts out shit and ends up shit featuring some of the podcast favorite guests and most of the cohosts have returned.

There will be more and this episode was kinda old school for us, only pibb n I.

Dude even I don't know what the fuck was going on in this fucking episode half the time.

We discuss the awesome things about the International Harvester company, and how to deal with child molesters via. @PibbNibb's manifesto. Also we are probably the reason @Benadryl closed their account. 

Its an absolute shitstorm

A fun question episode where myself, Timmy, and Zach discuss norse pagan stuff.

The man, the myth, the army man makes a comeback and is more sane than usual, in this exciting and enticing episode primarily feat. only your favorite hosts and cohosts of this horrid shitshow we call a podcast.

We are stuck in the tunnels, send help

Happy holidays from the cast and more and we hope that you have a merry Christmas <3

This... this podcast was just downright horrible.

It really is just your average shitcast featuring a very based guy.