Alderaan Places
by Alderaan Places
You know those weird guys rambling about Batman while simultaneously quoting The Jimmy Neutron movie outside your local bar? Basically, it's that.Long time friends try to keep themselves entertained by talking about all the things they love and find even the slightest bit funny. From DC, to Marvel, to Sci-Fi/ Fantasy; chances are it will come up.A Disappearing Pants Productions LLC Podcastpatreon.com/disappearingpants
Episodes
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Prince Eric Is Spider-Man...From the 90s
The Shrimp Lord is runnin' back to theaters this summer in Forrest Gump 2: Shrimpin' Ain't Easy. This week, we watch the new Spider-Man: No Way Home teaser so you don't have to. No worries, it is spoiler free! We also dive into the problems of Space Jam: A New Legacy and fix by just coming up…
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Brendan Fraser is...The Center of the Universe
Cereal Mashups, Brendan Fraser's Hollywood takeover and a Ghostbuster/Christmas Carol crossover you didn't know you needed! All of this and much more in a brand new episode as Taz and Tyler return from a short break. As always, thank you for taking time to listen to our podcast! Like what you…
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Vesemir's Semi-Annual Jurassic Boogaloo Compilation Extravaganza
As Taz and Tyler continue to recover from the summer show, relive some of their favorite moments in this compilation for the ages. It's got a little bit of everything like DinoBoy Rodeos (Giddy Up!), Flintstone Murder Drama, Batman's Dick (we'll let you figure that one out for yourself) and...
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Who’s the Boss Baby: The People vs Bruce Springsteen
This week we dive into the Boss Baby Cinematic Universe and explore the landmark three way court case that answers the age old question: Who Is the Boss? Boss Baby? Springsteen? Danza? Also, we give too much thought to the Turner and Hooch legacy sequel and have a quick check in with Jek Tono...
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Dact Man: The Human Pterodactyl
"Critics are saying that Batman As Told By The Dinosaurs is a tale for the ages!" Taz and Tyler return this week from a short break to bring you more enjoyable nonsense. If it isn't Tom Selleck as Batman in the lost Friends episode that grabs your attention, then it is definitely Osmosis Jones as…
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A Tale of Two Snorkins: A Compilation
With Tyler on a well deserved vacation this week, we thought we'd treat you to a compilation of the best of the best of Jek Tono Porkins, AKA Supreme Leader Snoak, AKA Grand Leader Snorkins... The Great. I honestly had forgotten how wild his adventures had become. The Force help us all.
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TBS Presents, Spider-Man 4: With Great Power Comes John Malkovich
In a world where Venom never belonged in Spider-Man 3, John Malkovich openly exists in the RaimiVerse and J. Jonah Jameson has put a lot of work into The Memoirs of a Menace aka his Spider-Man Photo Album. We've done studies and let's just say Sam Raimi had some big BIG plans for the remainder of...
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2 Degrees of Harrelson Ford
There is only one unstoppable force that can take care of business AND work overtime. That's right, it's Rob Schneider's Justice League. No, it's the Schneider League. Basically, it's the Justice League of Rob Schneider characters. Welcome to the Schneider Verse. In a special "May the Fourth"...
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Rambo IX: Full Quickening
If ya had the chance to change yer fate....wood ya? This week, we discuss what could have been if Owen Wilson were cast Thor along with Ben Stiller as Loki. Can I get a *WOW*? Also, Taz got to see some of the new Mortal Kombat flick and gives us the low down but you know we still have to predict...
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Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin's Wario
Warner Bros. is cancelling DC films for no good reason, Jerry Seinfeld is Batman and Bill and Ted gotta bring some historical figures from this decade to the future for their history project or they'll be held back for the hundredth time! Cue the Seinfeld theme! Join us this week as we discover...
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Monsters INCredible
You thought you had played every fighting game but it turns out you missed the most important one. Introducing the Disney Channel Original Fighting Game! It's got everything you could possibly want, like fighting, microtransactions, battle royale, a compelling storyline and of course a wide array...
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Goonies Never Say Diabetes
In a world where KFC owns everything....wait, no one really wants that right? Well, buckle up and take a glimpse into what that might look like as Taz and Tyler dive into the ever expanding deep fried "Colonelverse" empire that KFC has created for themselves. It's got everything you could…
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TESLA Presents, Elon Musk’s Flesh Motorcycle
What if the auto bots were eco-friendly? What if Macho Man Randy Savage has been alive all along in Quantumania with all of his other wrestling friends? Okay, what if I told you that Ice-T has his own Law & Order spinoff series about a fast food criminal investigation unit? Yeah? I had a feeling...
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The Legend of the Mask of the Mark of Zorro
You ever just stop and ask yourself, "What's Antonio Banderas up to these days?" or how about who would win in a matchup of Pitbull AKA Mr. WorldWide versus Seale AKA Mr. Kiss From A Rose? Okay, we got it, you're actually wondering why a Mortal Kombat/Animorph crossover game or tv series never...
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Nostalgia Colored Glasses Feed Drop! E=MC Eat My Shorts
In this special feed drop of Disappearing Pants newest Podcast, Darbi and Taz are joined by Alderaan's own Tyler! "In this episode we visit Retroville Texas to talk about our favorite boy genius: Young Sheldon. I mean Jimmy Neutron. Definitely, Jimmy Neutron. From the hilarity of peeing in the...
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Looney Tunes Ragnarok
This week, Taz and Tyler dive into the multiverse of both Marvel and DC, fanboy over Garth Brooks and Betty White, and question why Bill Murray never played Norman Osborne. Oh, and did we mention Elon Musk creating RoboCop? Follow, Share and Leave us a review! We'd love to hear your feedback! Be...
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McPickle or McRib?
Taz and Tyler are back to discuss the Star Wars shows they wish Lucasfilm would have announced at Disney's Investor Day along with McPickle vs the McRib, Charles Darwin's tortoise and much more! Follow, Share and Leave us a review! We'd love to hear your feedback! Be sure to check out the Patreon...
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Macho Man Gonna Give it to You and the Quarantine Justice League
Quarantine super heroes? Check. Macho Man Randy Savage? Check. Hawkeye's ill fated music career? Double check.
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Bruce Wayne Arkham Boi
After an extended hiatus the boys are back to talk about Bruce Wayne Arkham Boi the amazing, and entirely fictional, butler simulator. Oh, and there's some talk about the Avengers deleted scenes, and the Next Gen Console War. But mainly Arkham Boi and Hawkeye hate.
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#VesemirCrystal
The guys talk about the important things. Like Batman's penis, Henry Cavill's potential as Batman, and our pick for Vesemir in the Witcher. #BillyCrystal4Vesemir
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Jurassic World 2: Dinoboy Rodeo
We answer some questions, give a spoiler filled review of Jurassic World 2 and Taz tries to guess what happened in Solo.
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Mr. and Mrs. Taz
Tyler and Taz are joined by Darbi, a.k.a Mrs. Taz. Maybe his brain will work better with the other half around... But probably not.
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You Want Batman? Fine! Here's Batman!
Taz and Tyler attempt to talk about new trailers Logan and Lego Batman but instead ramble about Batman and whatever other weird thing comes into their brains.
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Stephen's Strange Return
The guys catch up with Stephen and special guest Logan. It... Gets strange...
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Suck Some Dak
Tyler and Taz finally get around to discussing the DC TV crossovers, as well as what they expect in the next half of Arrow and Flash, and another entry in the Saga of Snorkins.
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Or is it Snorkins?
Tyler and Taz discuss the Logan, Power Ranger, and Spider-Man Homecoming trailers, create the worst possible DC/Marvel Mash-Up characters, and spin the epic yarn of Sith Lord Porkins aka Snorkins.
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"Biggs, Wedge, and Porkins" or "Three Men and a Jedi"
In the first episode of the year Taz and Tyler recap 2016, say goodbye to an icon, talk Rogue One and Power Rangers, look forward to 2017, and promote a possible Star Wars sitcom.
About this show
You know those weird guys rambling about Batman while simultaneously quoting The Jimmy Neutron movie outside your local bar? Basically, it's that.Long time friends try to keep themselves entertained by talking about all the things they love and find even the slightest bit funny. From DC, to Marvel, to Sci-Fi/ Fantasy; chances are it will come up.A Disappearing Pants Productions LLC Podcastpatreon.com/disappearingpants
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