Alex and Wez Polish a Turd
by Alex Benham
"You can polish a turd, but it's still a piece of sh*t!"Join Alex and Wez as they discuss some of the worst films ever made with a positive spin. Our goal is to make you watch these "turds" and give some love to all the loveless movies out there.
Episodes
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Speed Racer [Grab Bag]
This week we discuss Speed Racer for our Grab Bag season. Intro/Outro music by Kids Go Home Follow us on Instagram @PolishATurdPodcast Email us at [email protected]
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Arachnophobia [Grab Bag]
This week we ambush Hook Super Fan George with a movie about his worst fear - spiders! Arachnophobia is this week's Grab Bag pick! Intro/Outro music by Kids Go Home Follow us on Instagram @PolishATurdPodcast Email us at [email protected]
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Tier List [Nugget Episode]
We're taking a small break in our Grab Bag season to rank ourselves! We go back through each of our episodes from the very beginning and rank them from best to worst. Intro/Outro music by Kids Go Home Follow us on Instagram @PolishATurdPodcast Email us at [email protected]
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Ice Cream Man [Grab Bag]
This week we discuss the 1995 movie Ice Cream Man. Intro/Outro music by Kids Go Home Follow us on Instagram @PolishATurdPodcast Email us at [email protected]
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Creep [Grab Bag]
Join us for the first proper episode of our Grab Bag season. This week we discuss the movie Creep from 2004. Intro/Outro music by Kids Go Home Follow us on Instagram @PolishATurdPodcast Emails us at [email protected]
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Episode 0 [Grab Bag]
Welcome to the start of our new season - Grab Bag! This season we're covering a random assortment of movies picked by each of us. This episode sets us up for the whole season! Intro/Outro music by Kids Go Home Follow us on Instagram @PolishATurdPodcast Email us at [email protected]
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Super Mario Bros [Shideo Games]
Join us for the finale of the season as we discuss the 1993 movie Super Mario Bros! Note: We discuss Assassin's Creed and Tomb Raider near the start of this episode. We were unable to get these recorded but will do these in the future! You haven't missed any episodes! Intro/Outro music by Kids Go...
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Warcraft [Shideo Games]
This week we discuss the 2016 movie Warcraft. Which is or isn't based on World Of Warcraft... I can't remember. Intro/Outro music by Kids Go Home Follow us on Instagram @PolishATurdPodcast Email us at [email protected]
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Doom [Shideo Games]
We're back for another episode of Shideo Games! This week we discuss Doom with Hook mega fan George and with an intro by Hook episode participant Gerry! Intro/Outro music by Kids Go Home Follow us on Instagram @PolishATurdPodcast Email us at [email protected]
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McGee And Me: Skate Expectations [Nugget Episode]
We're taking a small break in our Shideo Games season to discuss the TV show - McGee And Me, specifically the episode Skate Expectations.
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Silent Hill [Shideo Games]
Join us this week as we discuss the 2006 movie Silent Hill, based on the video game series of the same name. Featuring our good friend and number one fan Oli. Intro/Outro music by Kids Go Home
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Hitman [Shideo Games]
This season on Polish A Turd we're discussing movies based on video games. Join us this week as we discuss Hitman, the one released in 2007 and definitely not 2015. Intro/Outro music by Kids Go Home.
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Resident Evil [Shideo Games]
Do good movie adaptions of video games exist? Find out with us on our brand new season of Polish A Turd. This season we're discussing movies based on video games - It's Shideo Games! Follow us on Instagram @PolishATurdPodcast Email us at [email protected] Intro/Outro music by Kids…
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MCM Comic Con & Brandon Sanderson [Nugget Episode]
We're back, kinda! In this Nugget Episode we talk about MCM Comic Con 2026 and Alex's favourite author - Brandon Sanderson. We wanted to kick things off with a little nugget episode to get you ready for a brand new season of episodes coming soon! Into/Outro music by Kids Go Home
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace [Turds Of The Titans]
Join us for our last episode of our Turds Of The Titans season! This episode we discuss The Phantom Menace by George Lucas. Intro/Outro music by Kids Go Home
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Ghosts Of Mars [Turds Of The Titans]
Join us for another episode of Turds Of The Titans. Our season where we visit some of the worst reviewed movies by our favourite directors. Intro/Outro music by Kids Go Home
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Hook [Turds Of The Titans]
Welcome to Turds of the Titans! This season we will be covering the worst reviewed movies from our favourite directors. This week we discuss Hook with guests George & Gerry. There are some audio issues within this episode, please forgive us! Intro/Outro music by Kids Go Home
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Halloween Ends [Nugget Episode]
We're taking a little break from our regular Turds Of The Titans season to bring you another Nugget Episode! This week we're discussing Halloween Ends with special guest Oli Evans. Intro/Outro music by Kids Go Home
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The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou [Turds of the Titans]
Welcome to Turds of the Titans! This season we will be covering the worst reviewed movies from our favourite directors, with some special guests along the way! Intro/Outro music by Kids Go Home
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Clerks 3 [Nugget Episode]
We're taking a short break from our Turds Of The Titans season to bring you another Nugget Episode! This week we discuss Kevin Smith's newest addition to the Askewniverse - Clerks 3! New episodes released every other Friday! Intro/Outro music by Kids Go Home
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Cursed [Turds of the Titans]
Welcome to Turds of the Titans! This season we will be covering the worst reviewed movies from our favourite directors, with some special guests along the way! Intro/Outro music by Kids Go Home
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Christmas Movies [Nugget Episode]
We're taking a short break from our Turds Of The Titans season to bring you our first Nugget Episode. This week we discuss Christmas movies with friend of the show, George! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Alex & Wez Polish a Turd!
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Death Proof [Turds of the Titans]
Welcome to Turds of the Titans! This season we will be covering the worst reviewed movies from our favourite directions, with some special guests along the way! Intro/Outro music by Kids Go Home.
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Yoga Hosers [Turds of the Titans]
Welcome to Turds of the Titans! This season we will be covering the worst reviewed movies from our favourite directors, with some special guests along the way! Intro music by Kids Go Home.
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House of Wax - "It is wax, like... literally."
Alex and Wez discuss the 2005 movie "House of Wax" ! "Come Right Here by Tendinite Creative Commons Attribution https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ freemusicarchive.org Source: https://bit.ly/2Z14vz1" My Chemical Romance - Helena - Cover - Teecorder - by "teecorder" on YouTube
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Dragonball Evolution - "The first rule is... there are no rules"
Alex and Wez are joined by friend and editor Ryan to discuss Dragonball Evolution! "Come Right Here by Tendinite Creative Commons Attribution https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ freemusicarchive.org Source: https://bit.ly/2Z14vz1"
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Movie 43 - “Poop”
Alex and Wez discuss the 2013 movie Movie 43 in their 43rd episode! No wait... in their sixth episode!
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Street Fighter - "Quick, change the channel!"
Alex and Wez discuss the 1994 Street Fighter movie in their fifth episode!
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Two Headed Shark Attack - “It’s got two heads!”
This week Alex and Wez discuss the 2012 movie Two Headed Shark Attack.
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Batman & Robin - "We're going to need a bigger cave!"
In this episode Alex and Wez discuss the 1997 Joel Schumacher film "Batman and Robin", "Come Right Here by Tendinite Creative Commons Attribution https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ freemusicarchive.org Source: https://bit.ly/2Z14vz1"
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Axe Giant - "MAAYYBELLE!"
Alex and Wez discuss the 2016 movie "Axe Giant - The Wrath of Paul Bunyan" in their second episode! Theme song - "Come Right Here by Tendinite Creative Commons Attribution https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ freemusicarchive.org Source: https://bit.ly/2Z14vz1"
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Transmorphers - "We fight machines, not each other"
Alex and Wez discuss the 2007 movie "Transmorphers" in their debut episode! Theme song - "Come Right Here” by Tendinite Creative Commons Attribution https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ freemusicarchive.org Source: https://bit.ly/2Z14vz1"
About this show
"You can polish a turd, but it's still a piece of sh*t!"Join Alex and Wez as they discuss some of the worst films ever made with a positive spin. Our goal is to make you watch these "turds" and give some love to all the loveless movies out there.
Hosted by
Alex Benham