Skip to content
PodParley
Aliens n' Anal podcast artwork

PODCAST · comedy

Aliens n' Anal

by Loca and Cleo

Just outside Area 51, in the outskirts of Sin City, two girls are trying to signal spaceships, but only find assholes. Come join Loca and Cleo on their cannabis fueled adventures; where the conversation will always come back around to aliens and anal.Come get elevated with Loca and Cleo!

Publisher-supplied feed metadata · PodParley refreshed Nov 18, 2025 · Source feed

Subscribe · 0 Bookmark

Episodes

  1. S4E7 rant fest

    Rant fest ahead: lesbian porn vs lesbian sex

  2. S4E6 Sex n’ Food

    Talking upcoming spooky vacation and sex and food and food and sex….all the things.

  3. S4E5 BigFoot

    Cleo’s Pacific North West adventures and Bigfoot, also magical woods…lovely dark and deep.

  4. S4E4Cryptid Extravaganza

    Food ASMR. Join us as we chill and chat and talk about all the Cryptid stuff. Crunch, cronch, listen to us talk about the Squonk. What is your favorite Cryptid?

  5. S4E3 Strap-on Grinders

    Come away with us to place of fantasy, tentacular pleasures await-come and love the grind!

  6. S4E2 Orgies

    Join us as we dip our toes into the exciting world of orgies.

  7. S4E1 Stairs in the Woods

    After a long hiatus, where we went on many adventures and came across many strange things, we are back!!! And we are here to discuss the mysterious stairs in the woods. So join us, grab a snack, sit and stay a bit.

  8. S3E4 Cryptid Kinks

    Join us on a highly educated conversation about cryptids, monsters, and beasties of all sorts and find out what makes their beds go bump in the night.Plus MadLibs!!

  9. S3E3 Mel’s Hole

    We discuss holes of all kinds and really dig into the lore. As always, ASMR. This week featuring 80’s movie trauma, we talk uncanny valley and McDonald’s old mascot, Mac Tonight……….

  10. S3E2 Lube Tasting

    Join us as we taste test 15 lubes; which got our Aliens n’ Anal Seal of Approval, which were cast into a black hole…….

  11. S3E1 Megalodon

    Come join us for a new season of high n’ sexy shenanigans! This week we talk The Meg, or the Megalodon, or as he likes to be called, Don. Gremlin asmr and volume warning…duh

  12. S2E13 Finale

    Doughnut asmr, a game of will is sex toy? and the 12 days of creepmas.

  13. S2E12 Primal

    Snarls, growls and singing...oooohh my Full Blown Floral

  14. S2E11 Gamenight

    Join us as we have a silly and chill sesh playing cards against humanity. gobble gobble motherfuckers beware TGiF's new menu items lol

  15. S2E10 Skinwalkers

    Talking skin walkers and randomness....as always. Things go above Cleo's head. We speak whale.

  16. S2E9 Pegging

    Spicy content ahead, we talk pegging and all the anal play.

  17. S2E9 Wendigo

    Join us as we talk about the mythology and psychology of the wendigo, a brief musical interlude and gremlin asmr.

  18. S2E8 "Yeet a dick"

    Happy belated Halloween Analectuals! Sorry for the break is posting, we are back and better than ever! Join us as we talk about the intimate and the weird. Come get weird with us!

  19. S2E7 mermaids & randomness

    Mermaid talk continues, communication crevice, and alien love hotel sounds. Wish our sound person, the amazing Rex, a happy birthday on our instagram....aliens_n_anal !!

  20. S2E6 Merepeople

    Season of the Leo anallectuals!! Popsicle ASMR, trout people, and 90's/early 2000's dating shows.

  21. S2E5 - Buzzword on the inter webs, hollow earth theory discussion

    Desensitization through popular media and on a lighter note, a vagician!

  22. Lets talk Hellier and the God Helmet

    join us as we talk religion and the paranormal, Leo season and rainbow kisses.

  23. Ice cream asmr & kink(talk)

    Join us as we talk pony play, kitten play, alpha submissive and an anal play psa

  24. Happy Pride Month! Loud Noise Warning <<goat scream>>

    Happy Pride Month anallectuals!! Join us as we explore a Tom Hardy theory, deep voice appreciation, primal growling and, did Cleo get too high? And as always, gremlin asmr.

  25. Booty talk, alien buttholes and alien/human interactions

    Join us as we discuss alien/human interactions and alien influence on technological evolution. We also discuss our new plushie child's name, hair squids and are humanity's God(s) actually alien lifeforms? Praise Timmy

  26. Season 2; Hot Alien Summer

    Did you miss us? We missed you!! Join us for randomness, trying Seth Rogen's marijuana- HousePlant, giggles, horror movies aaaaaannnnndddd Goofy Gwaaaaaape!!!!

  27. Birthday Edition and having fun shopping Geeky Sex Toys

    Sex toys, candy, fetish talk and an Alaskan Pipeline.

  28. Sultry ASMR and Random Conversations

    Join us as we wing it bitches!! Shout out to Germany, Dumme Kuh summer look, trying new gummies and werewolf Jesus! Follow us on IG: aliens_n_anal

  29. Aliens in Film; sex, forbidden love and progeny

    Join us as we talk aliens in film and play a rousing game of, Marry, F@ck, Kill...Alien Edition!

  30. Saint Patrick's Day Special

    Luck o' the Irish themed sex toys and playing guess that cheeky Irish themed sex position; come spend St. Patrick's day with a couple of your favorite stoners.

  31. Alien food, Pony Play and ask me about me Gebra......

    Come hang out as Loca and Cleo speculate on what aliens eat, are Earthlings aliens drug of choice? Jerry's secret mission and sexy talon talk.

  32. Ghosts and Aliens, oh my...

    Join Loca and Cleo as they discuss aliens and ghosts. Also gremlin in the podcast and Cleo sings. Come and hang out and join the fun.

  33. Aliens n' Anal Valentine's Day Special

    Love is in the air here at Triple "A", or at the very least, sex is. join us as we explore dildos and ask the question, is the anus endless?

  34. Aliens and the Bermuda Triangle...continued

    The discussion goes on after gremlin interference and, a metal band is born?

  35. Aliens and the Bermuda Triangle

    The Bermuda Triangle: Is it a super highway for aliens? join us for gremlin sounds, snacks and some death metal-and, as alway, aliens and anal!

  36. Let's talk about sex...and aliens

    Join us as we go on an intergalactic adventure of randomness and sex.

  37. The Real Men in Black

    Come hang out with us as we discuss the real MIB and could they be visiting you next?

  38. Sexy Cryptid, Lady Labia

    Come hang out with Loca and Cleo as they discuss the discovery of a new cryptid and, as always, some random insights.

  39. Aliens and 2020 Recap

    Recap of 2020 and alien sightings, plus the theory that, with the year Earth has had, could this be the NYE they make contact? Prep for the new year with us and enjoy our the eclectic conversation.

  40. Birth of Aliens n' Anal

    Come hang out with Loca and Cleo as we talk about the birth of the podcast and get sidetracked with deep thoughts

  41. Film Pitch to Tim Burton

    Loca and Cleo talk a movie pitch to Tim Burton regarding a sequel to Mars Attacks

Type above to search every episode's transcript for a word or phrase. Matches are scoped to this podcast.

Searching…

We're indexing this podcast's transcripts for the first time — this can take a minute or two. We'll show results as soon as they're ready.

No matches for "" in this podcast's transcripts.

Showing of matches

No topics indexed yet for this podcast.

Loading reviews...

ABOUT THIS SHOW

Just outside Area 51, in the outskirts of Sin City, two girls are trying to signal spaceships, but only find assholes. Come join Loca and Cleo on their cannabis fueled adventures; where the conversation will always come back around to aliens and anal.Come get elevated with Loca and Cleo!

HOSTED BY

Loca and Cleo

Produced by kathleen hoyer-dartt

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Aliens n' Anal have?

Aliens n' Anal currently has 41 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Aliens n' Anal about?

Just outside Area 51, in the outskirts of Sin City, two girls are trying to signal spaceships, but only find assholes. Come join Loca and Cleo on their cannabis fueled adventures; where the conversation will always come back around to aliens and anal.Come get elevated with Loca and Cleo!

How often does Aliens n' Anal release new episodes?

Aliens n' Anal has 41 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

Where can I listen to Aliens n' Anal?

You can listen to Aliens n' Anal on PodParley by clicking any episode. We provide an embedded audio player for direct listening, and you can also subscribe via your preferred podcast app using the RSS feed.

Who hosts Aliens n' Anal?

Aliens n' Anal is created and hosted by Loca and Cleo.
URL copied to clipboard!