All About the Biscuits

Some episodes are funny.Some are uncomfortable.This one is about standards.In this episode of All About the Biscuit, I start with light—grape juice mistaken for coffee, freezing dog walks, and the small absurdities of everyday life—but it quickly turns into a deeper conversation about accountability, responsibility, and how we treat people when no one’s looking.We talk about nostalgia and why shows like Stranger Things hit so hard, the growing literacy crisis and why passing kids who can’t read helps no one, and the uncomfortable truth that parenting doesn’t stop at protection—it requires presence and responsibility.Then we get serious.After watching a new documentary on Alabama’s prison system, I unpack what “do the crime, do the time” really means when inmates are living in conditions that fall below any reasonable human standard—overcrowding, filth, corruption, and a system profiting off labor while offering no real solutions. This isn’t about leniency. It’s about whether there’s a line we shouldn’t cross as a society.This episode isn’t here to tell you what to think.It’s here to ask what we’re willing to accept—from parents, leaders, systems, and ourselves.🎧 Listen now.🧈 Butter your biscuit.📅 Subscribe and stay with us—because these conversations matter.

BONUS EPISODE 🧈For the first time, All About the Biscuit passes the mic.In this bonus conversation with Pour One & Pass the Biscuit, we get into education, skilled trades, work ethic, and why the “one path fits all” mindset is failing more people than it helps.This isn’t about college vs. trades — it’s about honest options, real preparation, and conversations we avoid but shouldn’t.Sometimes you’ve got to pour one, pass the biscuit, and tell the truth.

Some mornings you wake up sick, loud, and dropping everything in the house — and sometimes that chaos feels like a perfect snapshot of the world we’re living in.In this episode of All About the Biscuit, I mix humor with hard truth, from klutzy mornings and public FaceTime disasters to why paying bills online feels harder than it should. Then we slow it down and talk about family — the loss of the dinner table, secrets no one addresses, golden children, money after death, and what happens when parents protect instead of parent.A true-crime conversation about Martha Moxley becomes a bigger reflection on accountability, silence, and how families quietly break when no one talks.It’s funny, uncomfortable, and honest.If you’ve ever wondered, “Who raised you?” or felt like common sense is disappearing — hit play.🎧 Listen now.🧈 Butter your biscuit.

What happens when kindness beats politics, anger goes viral, friendship gets real, and a protein shake makes you look like you crapped yourself?In this episode of All About the Biscuit, I bounce between laughter, frustration, and some honest reflection on the world we’re living in right now. We talk about a 20-year-old mayor in a tiny Iowa town who won simply by showing up and being kind—proof that leadership doesn’t have to be loud or angry to work.Then we dive into why so many people seem permanently furious on social media, yelling into their phones and forgetting they’re live for the world to see. When did outrage become the personality?I also slow it down for a real moment—sharing what it felt like to learn that a longtime friend is quietly battling alcoholism, and why showing up matters more than fixing anyone.And because life has a sense of humor, we wrap it all with a chocolate protein shake disaster that turned my car seat—and my dignity—into a crime scene.This episode is funny, raw, a little spicy, and very human.If you’ve ever laughed at the absurd, questioned the anger, or needed a reminder that decency still exists—this one’s for you.🎧 Hit play.🧈 Butter your biscuit.

"I have a disease." Those words hit hard. Hearing a friend admit they're an alcoholic changes everything. Subscribe today.

Didn't spill it. Didn't miss my mouth. Just…dropped it. No arthritis. No bumps. Just "Well son of a biscuit." Guess I'm sitting in it.Subscribe today.

Brewskis by the fire, reflecting on 2025. Reached out to an old friend. His reply: "I have a disease." Be a better friend. Subscribe today.

Woke up in dead silence to rustling in the bathroom. Thought a burglar was inside! Armed with my pew-pew, I stealthily cleared every corner. Turns out, no one was there. False alarm!Subscribe today.

A 20-year-old woman got elected mayor of a town of 144 people in Iowa just by being nice and kind. An administrator suggested she run, and she won by over 70%! Subscribe today.

Everyone’s Busy… Cool.This week on All About the Biscuit, we’re calling out the weird flex of modern life: when “being busy” becomes a personality trait. You know the type—always slammed, always behind, always “circling back” three days later.Spoiler alert: Being busy doesn’t automatically mean important. Sometimes it just means disorganized, bad at communicating, or dodging a simple text back.We talk about the difference between actually busy and chronically unavailable, how slow responses create unnecessary chaos, and why basic communication skills shouldn’t be a luxury item.And before anyone gets defensive—yes, this podcast is still a work in progress. I’m figuring it out in real time, getting better every week, and probably calling myself out just as much as anyone else. Growth over perfection.Expect laughs, a few uncomfortable truths, and that moment where you realize… yeah, this one might be about you. Or someone you know who’s “swamped” but somehow still online.Pull up a seat. Grab a biscuit. Let’s talk about it.

People are too "busy" to communicate. No, you're not. If you're that busy, manage your time better. You have the time. Episode drops Wednesdays @ 7 AM

My wife's a pot hoarder! 37 pots! She finally let me take them away. Annie Pots cleared space...until she finds new ones! 😂Episode drops Wednesdays @ 7 AM

Marriage: when your internal timeline means *nothing*. "Salty boy?" I'll be your salty boy. 🤣Episode drops Wednesday @ 7 AM

This episode goes from serious to absurd really fast.We talk about an elementary school that built a wooden punishment box for kids — including special needs children — and ask how anyone thought that was okay. Then we reset with a 2:47 AM standoff with my dog, an awkward Chick-fil-A food pickup where I admitted my favorite gift was a Slinky, and people paying $100K to poop in a luxury tent on Mount Everest.It’s funny. It’s uncomfortable. It’s honest.New episodes drop every Wednesday at 7 AM — come back each week for more All About the Biscuit.

A 53-year-old man reveals his favorite Christmas gift was a Slinky. Did he really just say that to this kid? The bubble is real.

This homeowner decked out his house with Clark Griswold-level lights. The HOA wasn't thrilled and started charging him $50/day! What happened next? Justice. Pure, Christmas light justice.

A school uses a dark wooden box as a form of punishment for children, including those with special needs. Is this an acceptable method of discipline for students? This is mind-blowing!

Let's keep it real, raw, open, honest, funny, and serious. Think about what we're doing. Don't be so selfish. Light up your house, but don't burn it down!

🔥 All About the Biscuits – “If Only You Could Listen” (Pt. 2)If walls could talk… barber shops and Northern Tool would be screaming.In “If Only You Could Listen” (Pt. 2), we dive headfirst into the realest conversations nobody records—the rants, the raves, the unfiltered opinions that only come out between hair clippers, tool aisles, and two dudes catching up after way too long.This episode is raw.It’s funny.It’s a little unhinged.And it’s the kind of honesty you don’t hear online because it doesn’t fit in a caption.From life updates and “remember when” moments, to today’s world, work, stress, and the stuff everyone’s thinking but rarely says out loud—this is what happens when you actually listen instead of scrolling.No scripts.No filters.No pretending.Just real talk, real laughs, and the reminder that some of the best conversations happen in the most random places.🎧 Drops Friday👉 Follow, subscribe, and tune in—because if you could listen… you’d realize you’re not the only one thinking it. 🧠🥃

🎄 All About the Biscuits – “Those Old Xmas Stories (Pt. 1)”Remember when winter meant sledding until dark, ice skating on ponds you probably shouldn’t have been on, and parents who just said, “Walk it off”? Yeah… same.In Those Old Xmas Stories – Part 1, we’re taking it way back—to broken bones at 5 years old, ice skates that felt more like weapons, and Ghost Pond (yes… the pond inside a cemetery across the street from where I grew up 👀).This episode is all about old-school Christmas chaos, growing up feral in the winter, and the moment my dad officially became my hero after a holiday injury that turned into a lifelong story.We laugh.We reminisce.We wonder how we survived the 80s/90s.And we definitely admit… it just isn’t like the old days anymore.If you miss the kind of Christmas where memories were made outside, rules were loose, and stories somehow get better every year—this one’s for you.🎧 Listen when it drops Wednesday🎄 Part 2 hits Friday (and yes… it gets even better)👉 Follow, subscribe, and don’t miss it—because these are the stories that stick like biscuits to the soul. 🧈

🎙️ This Week on All About the Biscuits — Hanging With the Ladies: Part 2We’re back with Part 2 of Hanging With the Ladies, and things escalate quickly 😅. This episode dives into the very real discovery that you can join a senior community center at 50… and honestly? These ladies have a busier social calendar than most people we know. Coffee meetups, events, plans on plans—absolute legends.Somewhere between that realization and waking up at 3:39 AM wondering if anyone else on the planet is awake, a dangerous thought creeps in: Do I ask my wife to join too? Bold move. High risk. Possibly life-changing.It’s funny, relatable, slightly unhinged, and proof that the ladies are doing life better than the rest of us.👉 Listen now and don’t miss out🎧 Subscribe & listen on YouTube and Spotifyhttps://www.youtube.com/@AllAbouttheBiscuits/streams💬 Like it? Share it. Love it? Tell someone awake at 3:39 AM scrolling for a podcast.New episodes keep coming—stay with us.

🎙️ This Week on All About the BiscuitsThis episode took a hard left turn into the wonderfully unhinged—and we loved every second of it. We’re talking toothbrush head holders shaped like tiny motorcycle helmets (because your Oral-B deserves to live fast and brush hard 🏍️🪥), and then we roll deep with our Crime Junkies Club—a legendary crew of about 15 senior ladies who know their true crime, sip their tea strong, and absolutely do not miss a detail.It’s edgy.It’s hilarious.It’s slightly concerning (in the best way).If you like bizarre household upgrades, dark humor, and a room full of women who could absolutely solve a cold case before lunch—this one’s for you.👉 Listen now. Subscribe. Leave a review. And tell a friend who owns a weird Amazon purchase or loves true crime a little too much.

When the club leader brings surprise Christmas gifts, everyone realizes they came empty-handed. A lesson in holiday preparedness—or maybe just a funny, foolish moment?

This person's love for their toothbrush cover knows no bounds. It's not just a protector; it's a source of joy, comparable to a moped helmet or a treasured toy.

I tried cold showers to kickstart my day! A personal journey into morning routines, plus a toothbrush cover recommendation (link below!). Small changes, big impact.

In this follow-up to our original DMV saga, we head back to everyone’s favorite place—yes, the DMV—expecting the usual chaos and frustration. Instead, what starts as another long, line-like day turns into a reminder that kindness, patience, and a good biscuit can turn it all around. From unexpected help at the counter to a simple comfort-food reward afterward, this story proves that sometimes the best happy endings are small, warm, and covered in butter.

🎙️ Next on All About the Biscuits: DMV Edition 😅You ever sit at the DMV for two hours just waiting for a new license… and somehow walk out with a whole collection of the funniest, wildest stories you didn’t ask for?Yeah. We’re talking THOSE stories.The overheard conversations.The plot twists.The “did he really just say that?” moments.All served up biscuit-style on the next episode. 🧈😂Grab a seat, grab a biscuit, and get ready to laugh at the everyday chaos we all secretly love to hate.Episode dropped. Listen in! 👀🎧

Ever heard a customer say "Thanks for nothing"? This employee did. After trying to help, the customer's exit line was unforgettable. See you later, Godzilla!

Counting slippers in line... some closed-toe, most with socks! The mystery of the alphabetical ticket system? Wizard of Oz magic at play.

75% of people at the airport look like they just rolled out of bed. The airport is a better people watching experience than anywhere else.

🍪 ALL ABOUT THE BISCUITS — FRIDAY 12/5 🍪This week’s episode is pure everyday-life chaos — pajama-pant shoppers, unfiltered real talk, and the kind of jokes that make you look wild laughing alone in your car.Tune in on Friday.👉 Come laugh, relate, and question humanity with us.🔥 Don’t miss it.

🍪 ALL ABOUT THE BISCUITS — WED 12/3 🍪This week’s episode is pure everyday-life chaos — pajama-pant shoppers, unfiltered real talk, and the kind of jokes that make you look wild laughing alone in your car.Tune in on Wednesday.👉 Come laugh, relate, and question humanity with us.🔥 Don’t miss it.

Tomorrow’s episode is a little love note to the tiny things we forget to appreciate — the quiet wins, the peaceful pauses, the everyday comforts that hold our lives together like warm butter on a biscuit.As the year winds down, we’re talking gratitude, perspective, and why the small things are sometimes the biggest gift of all.If you need a reminder to breathe, smile, and appreciate what’s right in front of you, this one’s for you. 💛👉 Tune in tomorrow to All About the Biscuits.Let’s slow down, laugh a little, and be thankful together.

🍪 ALL ABOUT THE BISCUITS — WED 12/3 🍪Alright y’all… this week’s episode went off the rails faster than a shopping cart with one busted wheel. We dive into the chaotic, beautifully unhinged reality of everyday life — from grown adults wearing pajama pants to Publix (you know who you are 👀) to the kind of “life lessons” you only learn after your knees pop louder than your music.If you’ve ever said “I need a nap” before 10 am… this one’s for you.Grab your coffee, your biscuit, whatever dignity you have left — and tune in Wednesday.🎙️ All About the Biscuits👉 Laugh with us. Cry with us. Judge with us (lovingly).👉 And hit that follow button so you don’t miss the chaos.Let’s make Wednesday weird. 🍪🔥

Always appreciate your spouse and the hidden efforts that you don't see or realize until they are out of town.

Today I met a man who looked EXACTLY like Santa Claus… beard, belly, the whole North Pole starter pack. 🎅😂He stopped by the Blessing Fridge, grabbed some donated food, and told me it’ll feed several families on Wadmalaw Island. Then he thanked me — but really, it’s YOU who make moments like this happen.If Santa’s out here picking up food for local families… y’all know the need is real. ❤️Want the full story (and some extra laughs)?🎙️ Tune into the podcast this Wednesday. Don’t miss it.

Chick-fil-A: Chemicals & CharityThis week, we dive into the shocking chemicals hiding in Chick-fil-A… but also why their donated food absolutely keeps the blessing fridge full. It’s a delicious contradiction, and yes—we’re eating it anyway.

We know Chick-fil-A isn’t exactly farm-to-halo perfection… but let’s be honest—we still eat it, love it, and donate every nugget we can to the Blessing Fridge. 🤷‍♂️🍗Sometimes the heart wins over the ingredients list.

Veterans Day & Rogue Hair PatrolThis past week, we honored our Veterans… and also aimed at the real enemy: those wild nose and ear hairs that ambush us without warning. Grab a biscuit and join the mission—gratitude, laughs, and questionable grooming tips included.

Just found out my new friend does possum rescues. Yes… actual possums. Suddenly, my life feels way less chaotic. Tune in to the next episode of All About the Biscuits, where we unpack this wild plot twist, question his life choices, and maybe adopt a possum named Biscuit.  Subscribe today - https://www.youtube.com/@AllAbouttheBiscuits/streamsFollow us @allaboutthebiscuits

Veterans Day & Rogue Hair PatrolLast week was Veterans Day, we’re feeling patriotic, and apparently, our ears are feeling furry. We saluted and honored our heroes, roasted ourselves, and confronted the unruly hairs that grow like they’ve reenlisted without permission.Subscribe on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@AllAbouttheBiscuitsOr Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ZwOfNXJjsuTn0SW7nEsP5

The biscuit banter continues! In Part 2, we pick up right where we left off — rolling deeper into the laughs, the left turns, and the “you can’t make this up” moments. It’s a blend of spontaneous stories, quick wit, and a dash of real talk that keeps the conversation fresh and unpredictable. Pour another cup, pull up a chair, and let’s see where it takes us next.

Kick off the conversation with a plate full of laughs, curiosity, and unfiltered real talk. In this first installment of “Let’s See Where It Takes Us,” we dive into life’s flaky, spicy, and unexpectedly sweet moments — the kind that make you stop, think, and laugh at how wild the ride can be. Whether it’s stories from the road, random rabbit holes, or those “did that really just happen?” moments, this short and easy listen sets the tone for the biscuit revolution: unscripted, unapologetic, and all about wherever the conversation leads.Join Us Friday for Pt 2

Clean Hands, Dirty TruthWe’re talkin’ hygiene — not just your shower routine, but how you treat folks when no one’s watchin’.You can’t spray cologne on a bad attitude, buddy. Listen now and laugh with us on All About the Biscuits — it’s messy, real, and smells better than your gym bag. Also on YouTube, subscribe today - https://www.youtube.com/@AllAbouttheBiscuits/streamsFollow us @allaboutthebiscuits

“After food shopping, I tried to get a haircut… twice. Each time, four new patrons appeared. Are they cloning people in the back like Tom Brady and his dog? 💈🤣New episode drops 11/12/25 @5AM

All About the Biscuits is back with another bite of workplace truth. In Part 2, we’re calling out the Billy Bullsh***ers — those bosses who talk big, do little, and somehow take credit for your hard work. 🙄 We share stories, survival tactics, and the sweet satisfaction of knowing karma serves biscuits piping hot.

All About the Biscuits is back with another bite of workplace truth. In Part 2, we’re calling out the Billy Bullsh***ers — those bosses who talk big, do little, and somehow take credit for your hard work. 🙄 We share stories, survival tactics, and the sweet satisfaction of knowing karma serves biscuits piping hot.

Good service isn’t a command—it's a conversation. 🍽️Restaurant etiquette matters: say hello, be kind, and remember your server is a human, not a button to push. Polite guests get better experiences… barking orders only ruins the meal for everyone. Let’s raise the bar, not our voices. 👏✨

All About the Biscuits dives into the real-life struggle of job hunting when you’re “too experienced” to be hired — that awkward space where you’ve earned skills and pay… but that now counts against you. We get candid about the frustration, the grind, and the hope. Then we lighten it up with a hilarious (and painfully relatable) rant about diners who flag down servers like they’re at an auction. Sit back, laugh, and feel seen!Dubby Energy Drink: Get 10% off with ALLBISCUITSAll Proceeds Go To RJ's Mission Foundation, our grassroots nonprofit serving Veterans, first responders, and their families.https://www.dubby.gg/Dubby review - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KET-5Z1dGu0Check out our foundation - https://www.rjsmissionfoundation.org/

All About the Biscuits dives into the real-life struggle of job hunting when you’re “too experienced” to be hired — that awkward space where you’ve earned skills and pay… but that now counts against you. We get candid about the frustration, the grind, and the hope. Then we lighten it up with a hilarious (and painfully relatable) rant about diners who flag down servers like they’re at an auction. Sit back, laugh, and feel seen!Dubby Energy Drink: Get 10% off with ALLBISCUITSAll Proceeds Go To RJ's Mission Foundation, our grassroots nonprofit serving Veterans, first responders, and their families.https://www.dubby.gg/Dubby review - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KET-5Z1dGu0Check out our foundation - https://www.rjsmissionfoundation.org/