All Beef

This weeks ALL BEEF was recorded late Spring with DA GIRLS Kitty Long & Erica Wickham!! It was supposed to come out on JUNE 19th (HAPPY JUNETEENTH, AGAIN!). Kitty is a first-timer but will be back & you'll recognize Erica from episode 7!! The girls talk about if their cats would be good people or not, sentient poodles, and hot customers! Amber reads the girls some restaurant coded Am I The Assholes and the results will SHOCK you. Please enjoy this PERFECTLY AGED All Beef eppy!! 

BONUS BEEF! Y'all, the dang HOT BOYZ are back to promote their next show September 10th at Honest Friend! In this truly special episode, it is simply TOO HOT outside to be smart! Eli & Matt talk to Amber about childbirth, Matt thinks fish are amphibians and Eli has beef with bar customers who share their opinions! There is A LOT going on in this episode, but we promise ITz ALL BEEF GURLLL!

Jules Wagner joins Amber to celebrate the freedoms (& hells) of working in the service industry. Jules has beef with Dove Soap, specifically when it is in her dog's belly! Amber tells Jules about being held hostage by a guest's fart. Jules has also been a LIFEGUARD (brag!) and a SKY SERVER during the pandemic...and the results will shock you. The girls agree you shouldn't live on earth if you eat soup in the summer! Gag along on this (unintentional) barf-heavy eppy and enjoy your holiday weekend on a gay lake! Follow Jules @julesmwagner on InstagramCatch Jules Wagner performing with Gwen Rose & Nina West on the Columbus Comedy Festival this August!! 

ALL BEEF IS SOOO BACK for SEASON 2! Kickin things off with some WOrK TrAumA & DrAMa with our returning guestie and NOW MARRIED bestie, BRIDJET MENDY! We got some BEEF with getting FIRED (literally & LITERALLY!). Bridjet has been putting her whole p*ssy into life between buying a home and stepping into her Tim Allen power! Amber talks about her job burning down (WOMP). Did you know people take bear mace to restaurants?! It is ALL BEEF <3 

BONUS BEEF! Season 2 is coming this JUNE, but eat up this teaser with Amber's comedian friends MATT COOK & ELI DISABATO! The HOT BOYZ are putting on a showcase MAY 30th at The Nest with LeRon Crowder, Amber Falter, Steven Hobson, Tristan Shae & Tanya Vora! Enjoy this appetizer to Season 2 where Eli talks about the origin of his family's long history of making doodie gravy, Matt can't tell a lie, and we hear their meet-cute story of falling in love at the GYM! Amber thinks babies come from the bellybutton and the boys give her an intervention! FOLLOW THE BOYS@mattfuckincook@elidisab@hotboyzcomedy614@ambermariefalter

Josh and Amber read a handful of wild LISTENER stories! Horrors of Halloween candy, weird customers in silly shirts, and a man who brought props?! NO THANKS!The BAD news? This episode concludes SEASON ONE OF ALL BEEF.The GOOD news? Big plans on coming back, and hotter and STRONGER (PROMISE).Even BETTER news? Amber has a lot of comedy show you can go see LIVE until we are unthawed and ready to return!Feb 13 @ Hashtag (Amber & Josh are doing improv together) Shortcake & BeefFeb 19 @ Bada Bean (Brats open mic with the BRATS) Feb 20 @ Little Grand (CU Coffee + Comedy Fest)Feb 21 @ The Nest Theatre (Kitty Long Production!)Feb 24 @ Sirens (yes, the gentleman's club!) w Terrance ThaGAWDShow!Mar 6 HEADLINING @ Ludie Senatus Art Gallery w Steven Hobson!Mar 13 @ Hashtag for Tye Erskin and Friends! Thank you all again for listening, ALL BEEF will return <3

Amber lasted one episode of being kind of structured : ( WELCOME BACK TO CHAOS, HEATHENS! This week fellow South Ender and certified RAT Josh Waddle joins Amber for a full yap. Amber talks about her new god (the big fish in the sky), Josh brags about having bacon wrapped tuna burps at the gym, and they both get bullied by teens more than you'd think! Tune in next week for part two of this episode - WE WOULDN'T SHUT UP ! Next Friday Josh and Amber read some listener stories!Hate this episode? Want to hate us in person?! Come see Amber & Josh perform improv together Feb 13th at Hashtag Comedy Club. Follow Josh's food account @TheColumbusMouth to see him eat regular food for full price with no filters or promos! Do YOU have a wild customer service story to share? WE WANT TO HEAR IT! Email [email protected] with the headline ALL BEEF STORY in the subject line! Thanks for listening! 

A WHOLE NEW BEEF! This is host Amber's 1st STRUCTURED(ish) episode (please don't DM her, but Venmo her!)! All Beef officially is to be taken VERY SERIOUSLY now that it has a THEME SONG?!(THANK YOU, MAX!)! Horror host Lindsey Bowes swoops in like a HERO to unload about past jobs working for REAL LIFE MONSTERS! Amber doesn't know her Pokemon from her Mucinex monsters. AND they both gasp over All Beef's FIRST SUBUMITTED LISTENER STORIES!!! Huge shout out to Caitlin Menosky for writing in such KILLER and MADDENING tales!! A lot of FIRSTS this week on ALL BEEEEF! Do you have a wild story from working as a bartender? Or an insane tale from working in a call center? Bonkers retail experience? WE WANT TO HEAR IT! Email Amber at [email protected] with the headline ALL BEEF STORY in the subject line!Thanks for listening!

Happy January, and Merry Christmas? Erica Wickham joins Amber and they kick things off with a NIGHTMARE SWAP! Self-proclaimed "Meanie bo beanie" Erica shares a spoiler alert from the movie The Santa Claus and speaks on growing up next to her neighbor, Mothman! Amber tells a true tale about a SODA POP controversy at work and they both share what video game they played AGAINST doctors orders! Stay tuned until the end for some BONUS GHOST STORIES from the girls! Scary Christmas to all! And to ALL a good BEEF!

New year, new BEEFS! Amber is joined by her FAVORITE FRIEND, Stacie! You've heard her shouted out in nearly every episode, and now she is here in the THRIFTED FLESH! Amber admits to watching plane crash videos, Stacie wonders why anyone would ever go into a cave, and they yap a lot about FASHION and BREAST MILK ART! Welcome 2026, happy belated Rapture! This episode was recorded in September but is released on AMBER's BIRTHDAY! 

This Boxing Day Amber is joined by Freddy Marshall-  Local bartender, hottie and keeper of LUCKY CHARMS! Freddy admits LYING to an Applebee's (and getting away with it!), Amber misquotes Austin Powers, and they both want to be a twin, until they DON'T! 

Double the BEEF double the FUN! Episode 4 is chaos with DOUBLE guests Angie Healey & Olivia Smith! Amber admits to eating a bug (BUT WHICH KIND?!), Angie teaches you how to hide your boner AS A LADY, and Olivia ALMOST saves a goldfish. And together, they tackle the big service industry question we have all asked ourselves since the day we were born-  are people more EVIL in the MORNING?! 

Bridjet joins Amber in her haunted studio for a third week of ATTEMPTED podcasting! The mentally ill girlies share insecurities & their BEEFS with comedy life, Bridjet breaks down how to become top dog at an estate sale, and you can get a glimpse into their SNACK MINDS while they learn about Bridjet's many past lives as a ICE CREAM DREAM GIRL! 

Sydney sits with Amber as she continues to LEARN PODCAST! Her gracious patience from teaching and working in libraries is obvious as Sydney gently teaches Amber about Roblox, the rewards of library life and unpacks marrying a sword guy!

Angie sits down with Amber for her first podcast recording -  and you can tell! Follow along for some midwest besties with ADHD while we talk about poor kid posture, punching frozen bags of fries when customers make you angry, and what Angie calls "nervous high-fiving".