all of this is temporary

Garret Schwartz is in the house, ladies and gentlemen!! ...and we couldn't be more excited to have him. Hopefully he doesn't do what we all think he's going to do and become both Ray Stone and Melodee Gates by wearing our skins

VERY SPECIAL BOMB WITH ME EPISODE!! Welcome the lovebirds back from the hills back from the mountains back from the cabin and back into the loving arms of the home studio. Join Ray Stone and Melodee Gates as they try their best to come to grips with the FACT that they are indeed now mega rich and famous.. Special treat at the end! Ray moves on past round one of the funniest person in the universe contest... TUNE IN

First female prime minister for Japan gives Trump a golden set of balls... and other stuff too but that one is the best

Did you miss us? Don't worry, they didn't call it quits, the babes have just been busy. But they're BACK BABY and better than ever. Join Melodee Gates and Ray Stone as they welcome into the cabin studio in the woods Mr. Cullen Barrett!

Mike Johnson is a bitch and should get slapped, and Trump is building himself a trophy... cuz he ain't gettin a Nobel.

So many F's given! Ai ain't but Trump might be an angel.

...and there's no such thing as PPAER BEARS! -Dimitri Peskov

Monkeys goin' monkey, nameen.

How soon is too soon? Let's find out together! This is a spicy one

Rounding up Mexicans? I didn't know they aren't whole people!

Where's Waldo? Well he's nowhere to be found on the Google home page that's for sure. Blue stripes, red stripes, and congress is a twat. Lets all eat chips

NOPE. YEP. OKAY.

It's BLEAK I tells ya! Or it's not. All truly rests upon which cheek you turn, my brethren. So ADJUST YOUR SHORTS

Puppies!! That should do it. Don't worry folks, we've set the game to easy mode so you can just sit back and enjoy as Melodee and Ray celebrate bucket of beers night in this week's episode of all of this is temporary

The world is animated, so why can't we? The lizard people is why! Yeah but what about the money? Kittens I say! Now you understand

It's all just a scam ladies and gentlemen, the train is going where it's going and there ain't nothing you can do about it!

Viva la revolución! The king is dead, long live the king! They'll never take us alive!! Join Melodee Gates and Ray Stone as they lead the charge to victory in this weeks' gripping episode of all of this is temporary.

It's all unicorns and rainbows out there folks; nothing but puppies 'n a bowl as the old saying goes. Puppies 'n a bowl

Clearly logic and reason are out the window. Can we please just get to the part where everything is Eden and champagne falls from the sky? Don't forget your bottle-umbrella!

Steve Harvey is a cheeseburger and head to head driving is just plain old missionary in this weeks newest, latest, most recent, up to date, cutting edge, current episode of all of this is temporary. Join the mega-famous duo Melodee Gates and Ray Stone for their whopper of a 29th episode. Hungry yet?

Just breathe... everything is fine.. everything is going to be just fine. My mom used to say to my brothers and I, "Get your little black ass over here", but we weren't... doing anything illegal so I don't know why she would say that

Take to the streets and rejoice; the robotic utopian future awaits. In exactly two years from two days ago today, we shall be free

When asked how he feels about America's best and most favorite podcast "all of this is temporary" starring Ray Stone and Melodee Gates, President Donald Trump said, quote: "Are these two even real? Probably maybe they're, and I'm not even talking about specifics, I mean, I could if I wanted to but I don't want to, and quite frankly I do want to but I probably won't, and they're probably ai is what they're saying, all of the best people are saying it, very credible people.".

Donald Trump gets cooked by South Park creators' rizz... and bussin ain't cap, unc.

News News the musical fruit, the more you read the more you juke

For the Epsteinth time, I never met the guy but he was my best friend, long time, in terms of life. Everything you ever wanted to know about anything... and more. Join The illustrious Melodee Gates and Ray Stone for another round of innocuous mediocrity in the best damn podcast you'll probably never hear.

It's getting hot under the collar... but not in Arizona!

Less is more, Epstein never happened, Moscow cracked corn, and I don't care.Oofda

Hey Bear! Hey bear! Hear all about it.. But wait, there's more

Lion... Liver...Leo... there's no kings like a Spain king. Join Melodee Gates and Ray Stone as they get their Buga on. What's a Buga Sphere? Nobody knows.

DID SO!!! DID NOT!!!

Las bombas son nuestras... But since nobody speaks Spanish, no one will ever know!

Sheeeeit, (as they say in The Wire) he's damn good police!... and a pretty good open mic host as well. The microphones were red clipping hot, but the sparkling lemon water was ice cold on this very special episode with our very first guest, SAL Luciano everybody!

Mars attacks! Wait... nope, that was Israel

Mom! They're at it again!!!

Exactly the same only different. Ray Stone and Melodee Gates explore the many similarities between this show and Gerda Turdburger (am I saying that right?) The comedy is ramping up from this little creek by the cave so buckle up. P.S. the passenger seatbelt doesn't work

The sky is falling... or is it

Don't taze me bro! But I will accept one shot to the bean-bag.

If it's Thursday and you know it... You know the saying. Big week, less filling. Let's keep this one nice and light

Everything is so relax. No fairies exists for worrying about what's happen. Only 37 minutes to enjoying for you this tuna. Maybe it's is and maybe it's is it.

BOMB WITH ME EPISODE! They're over the hump and officially mega-famous, and not a moment too soon. Join Raymond Stone as he attempts to lull his prized co-host Melodee Gates to sleep with his jokes and antics. Trust us, she's impressed, but was taught at a young age that you show it by dozing off a bit.

BLAH BLAH YADA YADA

There's nothing news under the sun

It's finally here! The long awaited episode 21 marks official success for the infamous Raymond Stone and Melodee Gates. Clearly these two have salt on their minds and tequila in their veins. Listen as the dynamic duo discuss diving diving diving. And a little more diving.

and on the 8th day of May, a new pope was elected... and so he put on the big hat

THIS JUST IN!!

Well this is it, the episode where our infamous Raymond Stone and Melodee Gates have to decide if they actually want stardom or not. The rules clearly state if you make it to twenty-one episodes, you instantly become famous! It's a tree shaking good time this week with stories, trips, and a special announcement. Tune in!

Mommmm, Kamala is talking again! Don't worry honey, everything will be fine.

Deep sea fishing for miners not minors.

These two will do absolutely anything to bring the excitement! Well, at least they will travel to Austin and back. Join Melodee Gates and Ray Stone as Ray attempts to anger the great god of Easter with his 'humor' and Melodee weighs just how much more time she is going to give to this poor simpleton.