All Sequels Go To Heaven

We watched the end of the 9th Doctor's episodes. Well, the less scary ones anyways. 

Griffin's still busy being a doctor, so Spencer and Roman are doing a spin off project called All Sequels Go to Time Lord, in which they'll watch Doctor Who and discuss how bad Roman's freaking out about it. (Also, Griff's invited to join whenever he can. But he's doctor, so like, it's tough. But also there's a Doctor in this show, so it's sort of like he's still here with us in spirit)Thank you to Kelly Burroughs for the still great cover artThank you to Spencer's mom for her guest appearance on this episodeTheme: Doctor's Orders by Carol Douglas

This week we watched Chip n Dale: Rescue Rangers, which was actually a fantastic movie that I would've liked to watch at my leisure and not an hour before the podcast. Go check it out for yourself and then come back and listen. Go ahead. We'll be here.

This is a Public Service Announcement: If you have a pacemaker, make sure you're not living in a microwave. And if you are, please don't be afraid to tell it to your doctor. They won't judge you, and it's not worth losing your life over. Thank you.

Hey yall. Got a lil bit of echo on this one. Also we recorded it before we found out how bad Ezra Miller got (and is continuing to get) so boo him. And boo JK Rowling.

This week we watched the only Batman movie SO FAR where the batsuit has nipples, and we have to say, it's a welcome change.

This week we watched Daddy's Home 2. It's going in my holiday rote. That and Missile Tow.

We watched Lil Fockers this week, a movie that nobody enjoyed, including the people making it. Well... maybe Andy Garcia? At least I hope he enjoyed it... I wonder what he's up to nowadays. Is he married? I feel like he's married to like Uma Thurman or something crazy like that? What? He's not married to Uma Thurman? You know what, just go listen to the ep. I'm gonna be googling for like 6 hours.

You had to know we'd go off for this one. You just HAD to know.

Don't watch this movie. Listen to this episode, but please don't watch this movie. Watch the Batman movies instead. Even Batman watches them, apparently.

There is always a former professional hockey player, there's always an Alex, there's always a smashed banana. -Biofrost Infinite

This week, we're slamming hard then repeatedly assuring the camera crew that we're ok. We just gotta walk it off. Also, we're wearing a horse costume. We talk about the rising stars of jackass, and how badly their junk gets ruined over the course of this movie. We also talk about how scary animals are, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (of course), and movie trailers for too long.

We're back from hiatus! And we're finishing up with delving into the darkness with Ip Man 4: The Finale! This movie was really cool and good, but what would've been better is Lincoln if Daniel Day Lewis didn't TALK OVER ALL THE COOL FIGHT SCENES

Lana really went off with this one yall. People being extremely weird to Trinity? Yes. A bold stance on what the ultra rich need to do right now? Yes. The absolute freshest Morpheus there's ever been? YES.Check this one out with us, featuring the amazing and hilarious Seth Lilley!

There are 8 types of movies: 1. Essences2. Characters3. Challenges4. Locations5. Skills & Items6. Events7. Actions8. EpisodesThis movie was a Challenge

We watched Goon: Last of the Enforcers. It's sort of a troubling movie, but there's some good stuff in there. Also, Griff made some absolute BANK during the unboxing emporium.

As we continue to Dip Into The Darkness, we watched D3: The Mighty Ducks. So toss on some Pantera, pick up some trash, and play some actual damn hockey, Charlie. You're such a toxic presence on this team and in this movie. And Adam Banks is really the heart of this team. Just shut up and ride the pine, Conway. Geez.

*clears throat* lebong jamesthat is all.

We started Dipping Into the Darkness with Sing 2, a movie that has plagued Roman for some time now. But because we're gluttons for punishment, we also watched Sing 1, gathered together in Dallas, before seeing the movie together and then recording. And it was actually good? But also Bono really was in it. I dunno. I still feel conflicted. Just take a listen.

Happy New Year! But first, let's take one last look at 2021 (if we must) as the boys each picked their own sequel and came to report to the class. Were any of them good? Were any of them bad? Were any of them actually discussed on this episode? Let's find out together!

Merry Christmas Eve! We sat down and watched The Muppet Christmas Carol (I think for the first time for all of us, strangely). Obviously it's great, but do you know what would make it better? A Metallica pinball machine, and a wife who tried to win it for me.

on todays episode we explore the possibility of clone driven reality show, we disappoint a small French boy named Claude, we start a beef with DJ Khaled, and Griff puts the team on his back like that though.

We watched Christmas Prince 3: A movie where there's a curse on a queen's child and war is on the horizon if an important historic document is not found, and then nobody does anything about it. Just like how Nord VPN does nothing for you (at least unless you value your privacy online).

It's December 1st, which means we're officially on that holiday creep. So we started out with the original Avengers: Frosty and Rudolph go to a circus in summer and try not to die! It's a whole thing. Also, Dune was pretty good.

I literally think we spend more time talking about other Sherlock Holmes adaptations than this one in this ep. And also a quick diversion through a dumb Crypto ad, ska music, and of course, Sing 2.

We visit a franchise we first attempted in one of our very first practice episodes: James Bond. It's a great movie, but coulda used slightly more tubed drugs.

Have you seen the latest Make A Wish Kid rankings? How do you feel about these goblins we captured? Listen

Yall know that one extremely sultry picture of Timothee Chalamet Willy Wonka? Yeah, that one. Give it a nice long look and then let this podcast drift you into the depths of his resting bedroom eyes. Oh, we watched Twitches Too.

We watched another Addams Family sequel, which means another really not very good movie featuring the Addamses. But better than an acapella cover of With or Without You.

We're finally back! Starting our spooky season a little late, we watched Tremors: Shrieker Island. It posed big questions like: Where the hell did they get that huge gun? Should we watch the old movie with the huge gun? And finally, should Roman go with just a mustache?

Griff was away filling out residency applications this week, because he's actually way smarter and more successful than us and has important things to do from time to time. So Spencer and Roman took some time and watched an episode of Fast & Furious: Spy Racers, the wildly prolific Netflix series. And they talked about car asses. Give it a listen.

The lyrics to the jam jar song. This will make sense when you get there:Our Blob, is an awesome Blob, it throws usto heaven above with bouyancy, power, and love our Blob is an awesome blobOur Jar, is an awesome Jar, he weighs2000 poundsIt bounces us off the BlobOur Jar is an awesome jarOur Jam is tasty Jam, it lives inside the Jarwhich bounces us off the BlobOur jam is tasty jam

We watched Stuart Little 3: Call of the Wild this week, a direct to DVD, animated sequel to Stuart Little that somehow returns like all of its cast. And adds Wayne Brady and gives him a funk number. And yet... it's ok. I dunno. Listen.

Come for the discussion of Bill and Ted Face The Music, leave once you discover it's mostly us talking about famous bassists, stay for the wild names that famous bassists have.

We watched another Looney Tunes one. It was absolutely nuts. Daffy knows Nixon. Joan Cusack raises aliens. Brendan Fraser hates Brendan Fraser. It's wild.

Ok, we do have to put a warning on this one. Our episodes are NSFW. This one is VERY NSFW. One of our most blue yet. But we had achievements to unlock, so we had to do it.

We watched The Suicide Squad, but not the Olympics, and also we told a long story about the time Griff narced on our mom at Disneyworld. Check it out!

this week we watched Glass with special guest, Carl Szmutko from the Stuck In Development podcast. Give his podcast a listen, but if you run into Chad or Chunk(s) tell em to GO BRUSH THEIR TEETH!

This week (and by this week we mean, when it was relevant) we watched Space Jam: A New Legacy. It's an absolutely bonkers movie with too much Austin Powers and not enough The Mask. Just like every movie. Including Austin Powers.

We watched the absolute CLASSIC Agent Cody Banks: Destination London, Executive Produced by Madonna and Jason Alexander. Read that again. Yeah, wild huh?

If you cast the jerkofficus spell a thousand times a day, how good do you think you'd be at ping pong?This movie sucks.

This week we have a very special episode, returning to our roots to talk about the 49th edition of the Nathan's 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest. Which would've been way better if they:1. Let Kobayashi back2. Let the the eaters cut pro wrestling style promos 3. Held it on the surface of the sunBut overall, still not bad.

Dominic Toretto memes are all over the internet right now. But come and hang out with people who are REAL family (and Spencer and Dan). We brought Dan Baron back to talk F9, who has 9/11 birthdays, and how long you have to work at Disney to find out about the clone army.Check out Dan and Roman on their Manifest Actual Play RPG streams Tuesday nights at 8:00 CST on twitch.tv/waypointlive

This week we watched Hoodwinked 2, which really should have been better considering all the voice talent. Anyways. Think about this episode the next time you're in Blockbuster and you see that crazy clown's face staring up at you from the Playstation 1 Games.

Were the Flying Graysons a high wire tontine? What ever happened to Macho Man Randy Travis? Did they really bring in Karl Urban for this film for like 2 lines? Find out the answers to these and so much more on this week's episode of ASG2H!

If anybody out there knows someone named Coke Ranch, or names their child Coke Ranch, they are allowed to guest on the podcast any time. Ball's in your court, universe.

This week we watched Cruella, a SPECTACULAR movie about the dog-based Jokering of a young woman inflicted by the INCOMPERABLE littering enthusiast Emma Thompson. Be careful with this one, it'll cork ya right in the eye and not feel bad about it. So please, very carefully, give it a listen.

We had a little bit of trouble with Spencer's audio this week, but we did NOT have any trouble talking about this wild movie where Sylvester Stallone greased up John Travolta to within an inch of his life to go out there and spread the gospel about not trusting rhythm guitar players. Now go ahead and pour one out for Steve Inwood and give it a listen.

Paddington 2 is a fabulous, wonderful movie. We all loved it. We can't wait to get on the blob and let the big jam jar send us straight to heaven so we can watch it again forever.

Woooooof yall. Please don't watch this movie. Watch anything else. While you listen to this episode.