Allen After Dark

Allen takes a trip back in time to his high school days and some of the guys that excited him for a very specific reason.  He also muses over how an "act your age" point of view should be interpreted.

With high inflation and global conflicts raging, a frustrated Allen takes a look at several issues including the struggles average people are having while living in a material world. He considers his options if the only jobs available were coal mining or adult entertainment and wonders if people look at him as a dirty old man.

Allen has a few choice words for Caitlyn Jenner before considering the positive aspects of self-checkout in retail stores and the upsides of hookup apps. Feeling sentimental, Allen recalls his first time in a gay club and the sense of freedom as a result of that first experience.

Allen takes a trip back in time to remember some of his weirdest experiences in public. An incident during a recent visit to the mall leads Allen to discuss envy and jealousy.

Troubling personal incidents affect this week's discussion as Allen takes a look at the gay community's place in the world and how we can be guilty of making assumptions about others and their lifestyles. Allen discusses another sex dream and the joys such dreams can evoke.

Allen takes a look at "gaydar" and discusses how accurate it really is and he openly wonders the reasons why we base our personal worth on how attractive others find us. Prince Alberts, bad luck, and hooking up with "straight" guys complete this week's conversation.

Allen discusses a vile new anti-transgender bill moving through the republican-controlled Tennessee state legislature that includes a public registry. Taking a look at today's hottest male celebrities on the HBO show Heated Rivalry, Allen wonders if many of them hook up the same way average gay men do. Allen considers cancel culture and if he would ever be a target.

Recalling an incident from his past, Allen shares his anxiety and fears of being an embarrassment to his friends.

After taking to his soap box to talk about phony troublemakers that play the victim, the discussion turns to a unique portion of the male anatomy and how delicate they can be. 

In a randomly wild episode Allen discusses everything from his thoughts on what it would feel like to be a sex object to the erotic act of getting a haircut and the obvious reasons he could never run for political office.

A disturbing dream makes Allen consider the true power of the human brain and how it relates to today's technology and the growing influence of AI. In classic Allen After Dark style, the topic turns to a discussion about human-like robots that could revolutionize sexual relationships and the adult entertainment industry.

An interesting incident at the grocery store kicks off this week's episode before Allen climbs back up on the soap box to unleash on Tennessee republicans and their latest attempt at banning same sex marriage and suggests an alternative target for their bigotry.

While getting dressed for a Bear Night celebration, Allen coimplains about clothes sizes, ponders men that wear leather, savors the thought of how good Henry Cavill smells and the meaning of life.

Allen takes an hilarious look at southern vernacular and reflects on the reasons he may not have an accent and the shocking mid-episode realization that maybe he does. In true southern style he shares real life experiences with countrty stereotypes and the challenges of being from the bible belt when visiting other parts of the world.

Allen shares a recent revelation about the word "alone"  that completely changed his understanding of the origins of the feeling of loneliness.  He takes a look at the fictional characters of Bill and Frank from The Last of Us series in an effort to explain his new understanding.

Allen recalls a recent drunk texting incident and muses on several unrelated topics from his "moonshiner" uncle to the hottest actors on network television and the one time he tried to be a stripper.

Allen considers the fun of adopting an alter ego, the joys of changing your physical appearance and how men struggling with a mid-life crisis want to impress others. He also recalls his "first love" and the importance of communication.

While he continues to be sick, Allen reflects on the whispers of a government cover-up regarding his illness and reveals a horrifying conspiracy theory that he believes is true.

Allen takes a look at his personal struggle to communicate his intentions (sexual or otherwise) more clearly when it comes to talking to men.

In what may or may not be the most controversial episode of the year, a thought-provoking question came up in a discussion and Allen answers it in true Allen After Dark style.

A broad range of topics make up this week's episode including the reason gay men become priests, the sex life of Santa Claus, whether sex could ever be boring, the pleasures of hooking up with straight guys...and a Golden Girls mention.

Allen ponders his childhood crushes and what their lives might be like now with a nod to all his secret hookups that he will never reveal. He reflects on an ugly family confrontation that resulted in an act of revenge targeting him.

On Krampusnacht Allen wishes for the ultimate Christmas present: Henry Cavill.  But when reality kicks in, he takes a look back on the Christmas season as a poor gay kid living in the bible belt and the unexpected joys that came with the holiday season.

In a ridiculously random episode, topics range from men wearing gray sweatpants to the joys of manspreading. Allen shares his thoughts on being described as a bad boy.

Running into an old acquaintance at the grocery store stirs a lot of emotions for Allen in this week's episode and he ponders how it must feel after losing the most important person in your life.

Allen shares the joyous news and all the spicy details of his first and only nocturnal emission and contemplates dreams and dark fantasies that all of us have.  NSFW.

An unusual but not uncommon encounter at happy hour leads to a discussion about some of the strange behaviors gay men (and men in general) have when trying to hook up. 

Allen recounts some scary events in his life and recalls some of his favorite paranormal and supernatural tales he's heard.

Allen takes a tongue in cheek look at fear and something that frightens him more than almost anything else.

In the spirit of the Halloween season, Allen considers the possibility that guardian angels exist and ponders the notion of fate and if there is a supernatural presence that controls every aspect of our lives.

Halloween season continues with a flashback to some of the strangest and potentially paranormal experiences of Allen's life.

Kicking off the Halloween season, Allen takes a trip back in time to talk about scary experiences that he encountered in gay clubs and other miscellaneous places.

Home improvement becomes a sexy adventure when expensive home repairs lead Allen to reminisce about a plot that appears in many gay adult films and the thoughts of being a star of such a movie with a similar storyline. This leads to a discussion about cruising and hookups in gym locker rooms.

A happy birthday announcement on social media leads to a surprise revelation that kicks off Allen's birthday celebration with a shot-taking, smut-talking podcast party event. The party spirals into a conversation about gay siblings, the hottest men in Hollywood and the thought that our names could reflect more than just a name that people call us.

Allen takes a look at straight actors and ponders the reasons for performing in gay adult entertainment and if they ever get bored during their scenes.  He also considers the possibility, or maybe the horror, of creating an OnlyFans site as a means of financial support. Everybody slips up and says the wrong thing at the worst possible time at some point in their lives and Allen takes a look back at some of his biggest blunders with his blabbering mouth.

Allen makes irreverent and unscientific observations into his own concept of genetics and how our DNA may affect every aspect of our lives including our taste in music and art. He also seeks an answer to the question "what's the meaning of life?"

Jumping back on the old soap box, Allen unleashes on supporters of the orange clown and their efforts to destroy the democratic republic known as the USA.

Finding a five dollar bill in a parking lot leads to this week's discussion about ego and the effort people make to impress others.

Ears burning? Nose Itching?  Allen takes a look at some of the most well-known folklore he experienced while living in the south and their meanings. And where would a discussion about the south be without a discussion of the house wine of the south known as sweet tea.  But before all that, Allen reflects on a dinner date gone wrong.

A shocked reaction from a bartender leads to this week's discussion about the good ole days before ATMs and cell phones and how people managed to survive without such luxuries.

A sexy encounter at the grocery store inspires Allen to discuss exhibitionism and he addresses the question: what if you could choose not to be gay?

Feeling nostalgic, Allen takes a trip back in time to reminisce on the childhood joys of summertime in the south

A man in New Orleans fired from his music teaching position at a Catholic school when parents discovered the obituary of his deceased husband leads to a discussion about trust.

Allen muses over the reason he believes some men don't like to kiss and the potential connection with their egos which leads to a discussion about people with manipulative behaviors. Allen questions why people in general are seduced by manipulative personalities and openly wonders if all of our behaviors are based on fear.

In recognition of Independence Day, Allen reflects on the recent US Supreme Court ruling on a Tennessee case that further diminishes civil rights in the transgender community, leading Allen to recall a time in the 1990s when gay rights were beginning to take shape.

A wide array of topics are included in this week's episode from the story of a Tennessee high school senior being denied her diploma for coming out of the closet on social media to the joys and challenges of dating hairy men and the horrors of elbow skin.

It's an Allen After Dark Pride Party! Celebrating Pride in all it's unique styles, Allen takes on the anti-gay establishment in a way that only Allen does with lots of drinkin', cussin' and all around nastiness.

A Facebook memory brings back a solemn time in Allen's life and leads to a discussion of men and mental health. Celebrating Pride Month Allen takes a look at what is expected of men in the bible belt.

Allen jumps on the soap box to address his temporary irritation with extreme southern accents along with other irritating behaviors such as never taking responsibility for one's own actions.  He discusses a certain type of sexual activity he saw in adult entertainment and he brings the drama, taking on a serious issue caused by a local evil queen.

Allen's latest mid-life crisis leads to a discussion about hair color, former classmates, sexual kinks, and the weird dreams he's been having lately.