Almost Everything

After a year of fighting the government, we've finally been given the all clear to open the vault and post these 1 year old recordings. WE'RE BACK BABY! Enjoy x

After an incredibly long time away from the podcast, we're back with another episode in the same studio! We've got Life Hacks, Anonymous Genuine Dilemmas and more in this brand new episode of the Almost Everything Podcast. ENJOY x

He's here and he's majestic! Finally we have Aldo on the pod making his first special guest appearance. Sit back and enjoy this magnificent beast in action.   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS    https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

Tune into this instalment of the Pod to find out an exciting announcement for a brand new season coming soon!  

Not much to say here... it's that time of year! Merry Christmas xx

The 57th episode Tim special! - Famous 57's - Fun 57 facts - 57 questions for Tim  ENJOY!   If you want to support the podcast you can! Sign up for our patreon! www.patreon.com/almosteverything   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

Hiatus...complete. In this ep we're dusting off the vocal cords and "nothing but a good time", Tim becomes the godfather, we're not going to Ibiza and instead we go down an educational route with hindsight advice. We practice dad jokes, discuss sperm splat, the future of the pod and have riveting date conversations. Tim doesn't think hangovers are real and Lewis trips over running. So yeah, its all over the place.  ENJOY!   If you want to support the podcast you can! Sign up for our patreon! www.patreon.com/almosteverything   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]  

We're lively in this one with plenty of tangents for you all to enjoy. Tim sets a new record of days without gin, Lewis tries Prime and we discuss spending ludicrous amounts of money on tonic water. We dive into the real reason Tim got kicked out of a London club, sightseeing without taking a photo and Charlton AFC becomes the official club of the podcast.

What's on the agenda for this episode? So glad you asked. Tim has huge news that involves a rough job, project Great Dane is in full swing and we talk lifting numbers. A sad realisation of our age occurs and a great debate is sparked while discussing Lewis' weekend away. Winning the jackpot, becoming a beer vulture, sex dolls selling out and role play all feature in the back half of the episode so you don't want to miss this one!   ENJOY!   If you want to support the podcast you can! Sign up for our patreon! www.patreon.com/almosteverything   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

This is an episode filled with tangents to rival all other tangents. Here are some main talking points: - Saying bad things about the French - The Easter long weekend - Juvenile diabetes & how to eat TimTams - Crunchy tackle award - Closing store update - Project Great Dane  - The pregnant superpower - Joining the dad bod crew - Vandalising schools as kids  - Politics talk... How not to vote   ENJOY!   If you want to support the podcast you can! Sign up for our patreon! www.patreon.com/almosteverything   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]                  

We get off to a rough start again but we're back with another episode to bless those earholes. In this ep we tangent ALOT, but here are some key points... *Tims favourite number  *Who would you want on your team? *Don't let Tiger drive *Project Dane Coles *Sloppy or Firm *Full on Koftas *Getting hit so hard you can hear colours *Closing down update *Schemes are bad *Outliers, don't worry bout it *Trying to cancel each other ENJOY!   If you want to support the podcast you can! Sign up for our patreon! www.patreon.com/almosteverything   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

After a terrible intro, the boys are back again with another episode. In this addition of the pod there's a lot of sweating, sleeping pills and backyard cricket. We discuss soft play and getting kicked out of a club,  as well as falling asleep and being shirtless in a public bathroom. There's a beautiful chaos with this one and we hope you ENJOY!   If you want to support the podcast you can! Sign up for our patreon! www.patreon.com/almosteverything   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

Half a century wowee! Thank you everyone for the support over the past 50 eps and here's to another 150 xx   Here's how it goes... *Tim's Melbourne trip *The shop that's always closing down *When your phone listens to everything you say *'What'd we say??' - An Almost Everything Podcast Quiz *Return of the Deaf Scam *Tim's long lost poem *'Trust The Podcast'   ENJOY!   If you want to support the podcast you can! Sign up for our patreon! www.patreon.com/almosteverything 20 patrons and we get a tattoo...   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

Who are these guys being so consistent? Another banger to bless your eardrums, we fight like a married couple and Tim steals the bride. A good friend of the show gets married and Tim opts for an 11 hour train trip instead of a 1 hour flight. We discuss sacrifices you make for your partners, AI robots and creaming fast, as well as silly vape flavours and the iPhone 4. It's just business as usual really.   ENJOY!   If you want to support the podcast you can! Sign up for our patreon! www.patreon.com/almosteverything 20 patrons and we get a tattoo...   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

It's a bit late but it's Tims fault. In this episode Lewis becomes a troll under a bridge, we discuss how bad drivers are the worst, Tim has a road rage incident and a hoodie with suspenders makes a surprise appearance. We finally crown listeners of the month and some important explanations take place. ENJOY!   If you want to support the podcast you can! Sign up for our patreon! www.patreon.com/almosteverything 20 patrons and we get a tattoo...   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

Big one for you here everyone! (5 in 5 btw) We discuss, mixologists, dogs in lightning, epileptics in storms, a sticky fingers review and jumbleroo returns! We have big baby news and one of us is jobless. It's just business as unusual really... ENJOY!!   If you want to support the podcast you can! Sign up for our patreon! www.patreon.com/almosteverything 20 patrons and we get a tattoo...   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]  

This one's a little shorter, but boy oh boy is it jam packed! It's all over the place, I don't even know where to begin. There's a new segment called Jumbleroo, we discuss the hectic week that's been and some key moments from it, including the Super Bowl, seeing celebrities in the wild, a v8 family car and a couple horny goats.   ENJOY!   If you want to support the podcast you can! Sign up for our patreon! www.patreon.com/almosteverything 20 patrons and we get a tattoo...   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

Wowee, 3 weeks in a row? Who are these guys!? In the episode we cover a range of topics, from wine to toothpaste, and irrational icks to when deliveries aren't on time. We try read each others minds and Lewis gets fired up a couple times turning into a Karen. We discuss the 3 horse race, a ghost burglar and a terrible nights sleep.   ENJOY!   If you want to support the podcast you can! Sign up for our patreon! www.patreon.com/almosteverything 20 patrons and we get a tattoo...   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

Coming at you again with another ep. This one is literally all over the place so we hope you're wearing some safety equipment. Some key moments include NFL chat, the new spa boy, how Tim brushes his teeth, must watch tv series, would you rather questions with Tim, receiving an ass paddling, pubes in your teeth, a cool story with a billionaire and carp herpes.   ENJOY!     If you want to support the podcast you can! Sign up for our patreon! www.patreon.com/almosteverything 20 patrons and we get a tattoo...   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

Back once again!  The Busy Boys are back in the studio delivering another podcast. We dive into a lot of topics with this one, including some reminiscing from 4 years ago, doing mushrooms with Michelangelo, our aspirations for the year and a soothing zen session. We cover a terrible tattoo, classic old people sayings, mining and the Indian culture.   If you want to support the podcast you can! Sign up for our patreon! www.patreon.com/almosteverything 20 patrons and we get a tattoo...   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]  

Boom! Another episode. Here's the format: 1. Weekly Catchup 2. Segment: Boss Moments 3. Listeners of the Month 4. Our American Sports Teams ENJOY!     CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean     Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]    

Once again blessing your eardrums. This one is all over the place with stories from the Mumbo's return, a terrible haircut and collaboration with We Got The Chocolates. We're back with regular episodes.   ENJOY!   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean     Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

We bring a fresh new episode to bless your eardrums once more. I can't be bothered writing this in detail, so here are some bullet points on what to expect. - A formal apology to Rick - Espresso taste test - The early phone hang up - Top listeners of the month - The dog sh*t in France - Signing burgers - Lewis makes a big mistake - A complimentary insult - Soggy sayo and smack talking   ENJOY!       CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean     Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]      

WOWEE! Back in the same studio after 2+ years. In the banger of an episode we discuss 3D films, smoking on airplanes, plane food and shooting webs. Tim thinks he's a superhero at making playlists and we both date Taylor Swift briefly. We answer many questions like, how old is Megan fox? How do you identify old facebook friends? Why are masquerade masks used to protect someones identity? and What does machine gun Kelly go by in the bedroom.   We hope you ENJOY!   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean     Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]  

A little trailer for what will soon grace your earholes. Season 4 is coming and you're not going to want to miss it. Subscribe to all our socials so you don't miss a thing.   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean     Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Subscribe to the youtube channel - Almost Everything Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVAe7vWQF5q684PmIB5d1A    Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

Back once again! What an episode you all have to look forward to, I'm jealous of you really. In this podcast Tim & Lewis discuss the new half season, multiple passports, how family takes it out of you and Tims close call with the feds. A weather theme takes over the middle part of the podcast as discussions about going to school with no air conditioning and a rain covered Australia takes place. Burning down a laser tag building, a seamless segue, 4 seasons in 1 game and rugby shithousery make a notable appearance. Some controversial topics arise, including companies expanding out of character, accusing the big companies of money laundering and the contents of meat. We hope you ENJOY!   CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean     Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]    

Come one come all to another episode of The Almost Everything Podcast! This episode was a pain in the a$$ to edit so I can't be bothered writing a detailed description, its funny and that's all you need to know, ya nosey scumbags.    CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com  Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean     Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

Well well well, look who's made a return. We're back with another pod and I can't be bothered to write a detailed description like normal. All you need to know is that its jam packed full of weird and wonderful stories and segments. We're sorry its taken so long but the busy boys have been busier than ever. We hope you ENJOY! Love from Lewis and Tim xx   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

WE’RE BACK WITH A BANG! In this episode the tale of the old lady shitting in the alley is told, granny arse is discussed and chasing the devils cum is definitely not a saying. Tims expensive taste comes up, grooming your beard and not wiping make an unfortunate appearance as well as using money as chopsticks. More to look forward to is “where’s the beef?” Meeting celebrities, roasting comedians, famous coasts of the world and more roasting of John Bishop. ENJOY!   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

It's new mic time babyyy, coming to you crystal clear and sleeker than ever. In this episode a serious isolation is in action, we discuss the buffer brothers and shaking hands with covid. There's panic in the UK, we bond over pushing the petrol light limit, and talk about breaking down. Apparently it's international coffee day when we recorded so naturally we had six. Air Jo coffee makes a return, middle aged women with bobs are taking over and a new instalment of Lewis reads recommended tweets! We find out what grinds Tim's gears, stuck up nurses make a cameo, and covid tests make grown men cry. Pineapple Brat, an Indian update, and we find out the the USA has the most downloads this week!!   Enjoy xx   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

3 days late but we got there in the end! In this episode we cover Tims 2 day bender, feminists, a gamblers chat takes place and we give the perfect example of practicing what we preach. We agree on guilty playstation pleasure, see what it’s like in isolation with Tim, discuss passport hold ups and half day Fridays. Covid continues to confuse us, liquid gold makes a return, the Indian wave is upon us and koala whacking is a thing. Beers are spilt as we wish Howard to get well soon. And if your looking to pickup, the podcast is the best way to make an impression.   ENJOY!   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

Well well well, another weekly episode to caress those eardrums. In this episode we discuss the big move, the new studio and watching your heart rate. We have a lengthy covid chat zzz... The hot topic of triangles or boxer briefs takes place, an update on the angry trolley boy and a hostage situation. More of the busy boys, Tim taking the reins, Blitzen Dickson and taking the pod places.   ENJOY!   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

Wowee, what a show we have for you. Tim the Italian makes an appearance, there are more stories of our week in England, hanging up on important calls and the ring dinger. Big news on the house move, being shoulder deep in boxes, angry trolley boys, angry guy or flaccid guy? The sex quiz, spiky d*cks, country download update and guilty pleasures.  ENJOY!!   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

Two in two BABY!! Your boys are back with another banger. In this episode we cover the testimonials from you, Britney Spears, controversial topics, the wrong podcast direction, deaf scams, a ballsy cat, mice plague, rat bites, the worlds longest pube, how it's all bad for only fans, bang bros, benson the pod dog, copyright issues, and a podcast lawyer.   Enjoy!   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast   Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST   Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

Boy oh boy are we glad to be back! The season is off to a hot start with chats about saunas, laptop struggles, the pod dog, 3 years of podding, curry nights, new whip, cop encounters, listener testimonials, comfy car seats and weird sayings. ENJOY!!   Follow us on the gram & tiktok @almosteverythingpodcast Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST Or flick us a testimonial and genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]    

For our day 1 listeners we bless you with an audio only special with EXCLUSIVE content. Keep your ears peeled for the big announcement 👀   We hope you ENJOY!   Follow us on the gram & tiktok @almosteverythingpodcast Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST Or flick us a genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

We're back from a mini hiatus with a banging new episode! In this bad boy we discuss a new speedo design, which side does it flop to? unpopular opinions, burgers... higher or wider? Rick & Morty season 4, boiling crustaceans, uppers and downers, and a new segment : KIWI DOCTORS!!! We hope you enjoy.   Follow us on the gram & tiktok @almosteverythingpodcast Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST Or flick us a genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

We’re in the mood for the nude and bringing you another episode. We describe our microphones and discuss out of context dessert, Michael Jordan, growing 8 inches, are NBA players faithful? The ‘full thottle effect’, the dicktionary is cumming, Lewis’ speeding ticket, the mysterious envelope, big tings in the mixer, bats on a power line, movies titles that give away the plot, who’s the greatest sportsman? The infamous jambaroo video and coins at a strip club. ENJOY!!   Follow us on the gram & tiktok @almosteverythingpodcast Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST Or flick us a genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

You can’t hold us back now baby! We’ve got an external hard drive and we are ready to infect your eardrums and bring you yet another episode. In this ep the third business meeting takes place, we discuss the length of the podcast, segment sequence, the almost everything dictionary, stubby holder merch, liquid gold returns again!! Pineapple milkshake beer?! Everybody loves Gavin, hitting a wall, the pod we didn’t release, massive head loss, unpopular opinions, poo bear chasing a butterfly and coffin beds. ENJOY!   Follow us on the gram & tiktok @almosteverythingpodcast Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST Or flick us a genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

Welcome to the red tie event, a Mother’s Day special of the podcast!! In this episode we cover, baby bargains, tearing up over chick flicks, the chick flick Hall of Fame, thirst for Firth’s girth, gluten-free vegan beer, Brighton Le Sands… Not is classy as it sounds, which movies make you cry? tears that don’t respond to gravity, having a good cry, the YouTube rabbit hole, people falling over, dash cam videos, street fights, chalkboard versus whiteboard, raw with Gordon Ramsay, teppanyaki fails, ASMRshole.com and the scroteseam. ENJOY!   Follow us on the gram & tiktok @almosteverythingpodcast Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST Or flick us a genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

We’re dressed, ready and on a mezzanine level to bring you another episode of the podcast. In this episode Liquid Gold returns, we discuss if beers were celebrities, visiting beaver town, weapons for league players, garden drinks, our daily routine, people watching Olympics, party ties, Trust The Pod segment is back with a new jingle, how to hold your drinks, skipping phone queues, a rough ride with Vodafone. ENJOY!   Follow us on the gram & tiktok @almosteverythingpodcast Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST Or flick us a genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

Coming to you LIVE on the front lines of coronavirus lockdown! A podcast first for us as we debut a supplementary video for the ep on YouTube. In this episode we cover, chucking Easter in the background, ghost titties, the podcast TikTok, Tim’s Pringle diet, possum invasion, social distancing beard, if coronavirus was a party, the nightclub supermarket, England’s lockdown weather, people who exercise in casual clothes, wine teeth, blowup sex dolls, getting so angry that you pop a stiffy, treadmill orgasms and George Pell getting off. ENJOY! Follow us on the gram & tiktok @almosteverythingpodcast Or flick us a genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

We're back face to face in the studio!! We hope your speakers have recovered and are ready to be re-broken. In this ep we discuss Apple in the UK, artistic people movers, the specs of Lew's whip, identifying as a calculator, roundabouts in England, fiat pics, Aussie artists, the "hemitudial" ditch, Madonna - the thottier Marilyn Monroe, shushing a baby, kid-free cafes, inconvenience-free zones, Tim goes on a tangent and childhood crushes. ENJOY! Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast Or flick us a genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]  

We’re back and fully lubricated! We’re in the same room, we’ve popped a strepsil and our vocal cords are clear for podding. In this episode we discuss Tim’s big suprise for Lewis, our week in England together, Tim gets a passport in 2 days, a postman with tourrets, in a director’s box, a free tie & scarf, in a penthouse with a royal family member, napping on a toilet seat, Tim’s rally, Tim gets kicked out of a club, noticeable hills, 400 year old soup, pleading ignorance, riff raffs with the nik naks, breaking speakers worldwide, Lewis’s terrible geography, our first gay bar experience, parental instincts, Lewis’s big news! And “a fog fuck of a day”. Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast Or flick us a genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

Thanks to Steve jobs and the power of the interwebs Tim and Lewis are back coming to you live from FaceTime! We talk about the ‘pretty’ free country of England and their diet, Black Friday sales, açai bowls, the 6 brass strings and a PlayStation controller to pass the time, peeing on a fence, charities getting your bank details, mobility store throwback, new segment: Trust The Podcast, how to eliminate splash back, warning of the triangle of death, a nude beach life hack, “if you don’t like old people don’t go to public pools”, tims extra disposable cash, Audi dreams, the car situation in England, the big Aldo stitch up, Billy...the best dog ever and breaking speakers once again!   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodcast Or flick us a genuine dilemma via email to [email protected]

Yes you read it correctly... season 1 of the Almost Everything Podcast comes to an end. But we're not going out quietly! In this episode we discuss our plans for season 2, an old lady gets a face full of grass, we debut some asmr with toast, producer grizzy joins us in the studio, Deanna the spam follower, and we take a trip down memory lane of what has been the best year of our lives so far... We hope you enjoy!!   Follow us on Instagram @almosteverythingpodcast Send us your genuine dilemmas to [email protected] 

We’re outside, on the beach and under the stars for this one...until we gave way to the winter weather. In this episode anti social Lew takes place and we talk about, pretending to be in rock bands, band name: viagra... slogan: rock solid, wind free zones, tax write offs, tea in winter, demolishing 2 pizzas alone, winter rigs, tim’s on the soy milk, mezzanine level of spirituality, chilling in the boot, cleansing the colon, nutty flavours, DIY colonic set, McDick n Balls, our cozy fashion, shoe tapping, mi casa shoe casa, who's the older soul?? and a special deal if you see us in the flesh! OPTION 1: a hug or cuddle. OPTION 2: proof of subscription and receive the rest of our drink.   Follow us on Instagram @almosteverythingpodcast Send us your genuine dilemmas to [email protected] 

We're back with a boom! In this episode we are cracking open a cold one in the bro robes on mothers day, name a better combo...we'll wait. We discuss death threats from a deaf lady, old men in Hawaiian shirts wearing Birkenstocks, grown men with shopping trolleys, balls under the table, getting bored with people when drunk and a NEW SEGMENT: jobenile questions with Jobe - do camels have nipples?     Follow us on instagram @almosteverythingpodcast Send us your genuine dilemmas to [email protected]

We're in the original studio for this one! In this episode we tell the story of how we (Tim) got jumped by junkies, getting kicked in the lumbar spine, putting a verb to things, the ongoing demand for us to create business advertisements, all you can eat wings, Tim's terrible lip incident, listening to Marvin Gaye on record and of course a bit of feedback.   Follow us on Instagram @almosteverythingpodcast Send us your genuine dilemmas to [email protected] 

Boy oh boy did we have fun with this one. In this episode we release the radio advertisement for Scooters & Mobility, talk about our thrift shop endeavours, give an informative lesson on how to tell if she's into you/single, and we reach a peaceful state of zen. Hope you all ENJOY!   This episode is brought to you by AIRJO COFFEE, visit airjo.com and use code AEPOD20 for 20% off your first purchase.  This episode is also brought to you by KELA Hair Jewellery, visit kelacharms.com and use code AEPOD30 for 30% off.   Follow us on Instagram @almosteverythingpodcast Send us your genuine dilemmas to [email protected]