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Almost Grown Up

by Kamil & Azeem

Kamil & Azeem discuss the generational condition, interspersed with impromptu funnies.

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  1. #35 Kamil's Going to Butlins?!

    We reminisce on some of our favourite bands and albums, talk about whether nature vs nurture, and the good days of torrenting everything. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/AlmostGrownUp Thanks for watching! Kamil & Azeem

  2. #34 Does Gymshark Make The Best Gift Socks?

    A dive into why we're bad at giving gifts, Azeems supposedly comfy socks, and whether thongs are just walking wedgies. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/AlmostGrownUp Cheers for listening! Kamil & Azeem.

  3. #33 Why Playstation is Better Than Xbox

    We talk all things video games in this one. From the retro ones to pushing the boundaries of what's possible, and how they're pretty much on par with big money movie productions these days. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/AlmostGrownUp Thanks for listening! Kamil & Azeem links - Crash Bandicoot...

  4. #32 "So She Pulls Her Dress Up and There's a C*ck"

    Many tangents are taken in this one. From how we'd handle a surprise package to the future of drink driving, and Kamil continues his struggles with speech. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/AlmostGrownUp Thanks for listening! Kamil & Azeem

  5. #31 Wanna Get In My Hot Tub?

    Wim Hof techniques, swimming in the River Thames, and why we don't bathe. Follow us: linktr.ee/AlmostGrownUp Thanks for listening! Kamil & Azeem

  6. #30 Becoming Parents?!

    Drift car gender reveals, kids crying on planes, and the scary truths behind parenting. Follow us: linktr.ee/AlmostGrownUp Thanks for listening! Kamil & Azeem

  7. #29 Not-so Nationalists

    Voice cracks, head-butting asteroids and being the bottom of the racist pile. Follow us: linktr.ee/almostgrownup Thanks for listening! Kamil & Azeem

  8. #28 "What Would Your Mating Call Be?"

    Making things awkward, first-date stories, and Azeem's admiration for Sandra Bullock. Follow us: linktr.ee/almostgrownup Thanks for listening! Kamil & Azeem

  9. #27 "If her head is there, then what the f*ck is that?!"

    Ghost stories, punching Mike Tyson in the face, and summoning Elvis with Ouija Boards. Follow us: linktr.ee/almostgrownup Thanks for listening! Kamil & Azeem

  10. #26 "I Used to Think You Hated Me"

    Cancel culture, not acting your age, and saving lives. Follow us: linktr.ee/almostgrownup Thanks for listening! Kamil & Azeem

  11. #25 "Would You Sell Your Sperm?"

    Experiences of being in a band, recording music, and when persistence becomes a detriment. Follow Us: linktr.ee/almostgrownup Thanks for listening! Kamil & Azeem

  12. #24 "Cry If You Want To"

    Azeem passing out, Kamil's broken wrist, and sticking long cotton buds in your nose Follow us - linktr.ee/almostgrownup Thanks for listening! Kamil & Azeem

  13. #23 Saying No to Seal's C***

    Hair transplants, being sold a dream, and a ketamine fuelled gig. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/almostgrownup Thanks for listening, Kamil & Azeem.

  14. #22 Karma Broke My Collarbone

    The power of Reddit, Karma, and superstitions. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/AlmostGrownUp Thanks for listening! Kamil and Azeem

  15. #21 Shut Up, Let Me Speak.

    A Christmas Day break up, WWE Divas, and communicating through memes. Follow us: instagram.com/almost.grownup twitter.com/almostgrownup2 Thanks for listening! Kamil and Azeem Links: https://youtu.be/BjDWuJtCfkY

  16. #20 Finding Your Girlfriend's OnlyFans

    Our take on OnlyFans, Belle Delphine, and Kamil's awful puns. Follow Us: instagram.com/almost.grownup twitter.com/almostgrownup2 YOUTUBE: tinyurl.com/agupodcast Thanks for listening! Kamil & Azeem

  17. #19 We Get Exposed

    Breaking sets and internets, a dive into paralysis by analysis, and Kamil's acting career. Follow us: instagram.com/almost.grownup twitter.com/almostgrownup2 Youtube: tinyurl.com/agupodcast Thanks for listening! Kamil & Azeem

  18. #18 Moral Dillema

    Bitcoin, part-time vegans, and Azeem's existential crisis. Thanks for listening! Follow us on: instagram.com/almost.grownup twitter.com/almostgrownup2 YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/AGUPodcast

  19. #17 - YouTuber Call Outs

    Testing boundaries, the art of pegging, and being at the top of your game. Follow us on: instagram.com/almost.grownup twitter.com/almostgrownup2 Thanks for watching! Wishing you all a Happy New Year. Kamil & Azeem.

  20. #16 Christmas Special

    Getting in the festive spirit, gingerbread CBD oil, and Mother Mary's soap opera. Follow us: instagram.com/almost.grownup twitter.com/almostgrownup2 Thanks a lot for listening to us goofballs! Kamil & Azeem

  21. #15 Weapon of Choice

    Mosh pits, musical tastes, and surviving a zombie apocalypse Follow us: instagram.com/almost.grownup twitter.com/almostgrownup2

  22. #14 Catch Up

    Deliveries, a surprise colonoscopy, and random product ads. Follow us: instagram.com/almost.grownup twitter.com/almostgrownup2 Thanks for listening! Kamil and Azeem

  23. #13 What's Going On

    A global catch-up, Christmas adverts, and the perfect beekeeper. Follow us: instagram.com/almost.grownup twitter.com/almostgrownup2 Thanks for listening! Kamil & Azeem

  24. #12 Nobody's Here Pt.2

    Part 2 with Jerome Sabourin. Age limits, adolescence, and saving penalties. Follow Us: twitter.com/almostgrownup2 instagram.com/almost.grownup Links: timeslaverecordings.com mypetflamingo.bandcamp.com timeslaves.bandcamp.com mypetflamingo.bandcamp.com/album/miracle-lounge

  25. #11 Nobody's Here Pt.1

    We're back! And this time with our good friend, and special guest, Jerome Sabourin. Learn about his labels 'Timeslave Recordings' and 'My Pet Flamingo"', a film he's producing, and all about the music of 'Donor Lens' and 'Kid Neon'. Nipple Follow Us: twitter.com/almostgrownup2...

  26. #10 "Results May Vary"

    Breakups, kayaks, and wiping your butt with ivy. Follow us on: instagram.com/almost.grownup twitter.com/almostgrownup2

  27. #9 "Help a Brother Out"

    Virtue signalling, hench forearms, and an Uber therapy session. Follow us on: instagram.com/Almost.GrownUp twitter.com/AlmostGrownUp2

  28. #8 "Have You Heard About Diego the Tortoise?"

    Everyone's got a butt, we go deep, and identifying as a dragon. Follow us on: instagram.com/Almost.GrownUp twitter.com/AlmostGrownUp2

  29. #7 "The Only Dumb Thing There Was Me"

    Losing jobs, hitting the tranny, and squirting in faces. Links to blogs mentioned: miker81.wixsite.com/mikemma & instagram.com/___association/ Follow us on instagram.com/Almost.GrownUp twitter.com/AlmostGrownUp2

  30. #6 Face-to-face

    Spirit bombs, creative juices, and correcting dictionaries. Follow us: instagram.com/Almost.GrownUp twitter.com/AlmostGrownUp2

  31. #5 "I'm gonna have to ask you to step outside the ve-hicle"

    Azz is miserable, the world needs help, Kamil gets rear ended, and shins get kicked. Follow us on: instagram.com/Almost.GrownUp twitter.com/AlmostGrownUp2

  32. #4 "Don't Underestimate a Llama"

    Nipple tassels, skateboarding and stimulating your inner ear. Follow us on: instagram/Almost.GrownUp twitter.com/AlmostGrownUp2

  33. #3 The Middle Generation

    Drunk driving tanks, a Chatroulette girl, and why we started this podcast. instagram.com/Almost.GrownUp twitter.com/AlmostGrownUp2

  34. #2 First Rule of Book Club

    X-rays, government chipping and a BJ speech. instagram.com/almost.grownup/ twitter.com/AlmostGrownUp2/

  35. #1 Weapons of Mass Distraction

    Did your first time last almost an hour? https://www.instagram.com/almost.grownup/ https://twitter.com/AlmostGrownUp2

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TOPICS IN THIS SHOW

Adulting Conversational Podcast Generation Gap Life Transitions Societal Commentary Spontaneous Humor Youth Culture

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Kamil & Azeem discuss the generational condition, interspersed with impromptu funnies.

HOSTED BY

Kamil & Azeem

CATEGORIES

society culture

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Kamil & Azeem discuss the generational condition, interspersed with impromptu funnies.

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