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Alternative Jargon

by David Ronan

Miscellaneous podcast brought to you by host David Ronan.

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  1. #70 The Pale King

    Welcome to the new "studio," where today we discuss a number of topics, firing from the hip and not looking back.

  2. #69 Where Do We Go From Here?

    Ask not what your AIPAC money can do for you, but what you can do for your AIPAC money.

  3. #68 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL Year 3

    Enjoy, and have a happy Halloween.

  4. #67 Six Sevant: The Autism Odyssey

    A comprehensive observation of Generation Alpha lingo and its subsequent meaning on the state of the linguistic and psychological zeitgeist we currently inhabit.

  5. #66 What The Hell is Happening

    Israel, Epstein, Trump, and more. What does it all mean? How compromised is Trump, or is it all a cover for something else? It doesn't make sense. What the hell is happening?

  6. #65 Most Obvious Fed

    This is for comedic and entertainment purposes only and is not to be taken seriously (Just like "FittestFlatEarther."

  7. #64 Vatican Privilege

    The Pope is dead, and it's time to elect another. Also, Jordan Peterson pissed off the National Socialist side of Twitter (X). Have an amazing day and thanks for watching.

  8. #63 Facebook is the Antichrist

    What does Facebook provide to you? And what does it require you to give? A pro-con list of having a Facebook account quickly turns into a conspiracy theory. Do not post. Have an awesome day.

  9. #62 Older Brother Core

    What is older brother core? Rodrick Heffley may be the best example I have, but what does it mean on a deeper level about Gen Z? Ee Er

  10. #61 AI Needs to Die

    The videos of Will Smith eating spaghetti from 2 years ago were the tip of an iceberg that could exterminate humanity. Why are so many people giddy and excited about producing slop? We tackle these tough questions in episode 61 of Alternative Jargon. Have a great day.

  11. #60 Infinite Jest

    What a crazy book. David Foster Wallace is an artist and a keyboard is his canvas. Somewhere Mario Incandenza is shaking hands while everyone squeezes a tennis ball.

  12. #59 r/CannibalismApologists

    Democrats are trying to do an auction in the Senate chamber, Armie Hammer is very hungry (hungry dogs run faster), Kanye is forcing kids to visit llamas, and crack is coming to the NFL.

  13. #58 Modern Mad Scientist

    Let's talk about Bryan Johnson, the modern Dr. Frankenstein. He's crazy, but he's awesome. They're also sinking ships in Florida for fish and potentially looking into Fort Knox.

  14. #57 Dancing on the Grave

    Today I'm cutting a rug on the Chiefs' and some singer's behalf. I don't HATE anyone, but I can certainly find things to dislike about them. If you don't dislike things, what power does your liking have? Enjoy.

  15. #56 Super Bowl Logos & NBA Devolution

    Today I nerd out on Super Bowl Logos, scorebugs, and all the behind the scenes to branding the big day. Then I talk about the declining visual quality of the National Basketball Association.

  16. #55 Pet Influencers & the Rise of Fascism

    Welcome back! The best passive income might come from your furry friend! Pitching a capitalist Fursuit of Happyness type of movie could be very successful. Also, I am baffled at the rise of fascism in our world once again (Patrick MaKampf).

  17. #54 Election Night Swatting

    I got swatted on Election Night. But who did I cast my ballot for? Find out in episode 54.

  18. #53 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL Year 2

    HP Lovecraft, prank calls, and the real horror: politics. Welcome to the second annual AJ Halloween Special.

  19. #52 Diddy & Trump's Vulnerability

    DISCLAIMER: all themes of assassination, death, and violence in this podcast episode are meant for comedic and entertainment purposes only. Alternative Jargon believes in listening to and allowing all political beliefs to be heard and does not support any means to silence them such as…

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  20. #51 My Sister

    My sister joins the show today.

  21. #50 Fall is Here

    Feel that breeze? See that NFL schedule? Autumn has returned, and I couldn't be happier.

  22. #49 My Humiliation Ritual

    This podcast episode is my humiliation ritual to induct myself into the Hollywood elite group. Just kidding, today I analyze the overuse of certain conspiracy theories, thus sending the ones that should be discussed to the wayside. #joke #podcast #satire

  23. #48 Goodreads and Gulags

    Are books the best medium for consumption? What differentiates them from exploring a story/topic from a movie? Also, living in 20th century Europe would've been crazy.

  24. #47 MrCease and Desist

    Did MrBeast commit crimes against humanity in a video? Are his virtuous actions getting in the way of criticism of him? Content that is just a means to an end sucks. Why are people huffing Galaxy Gas? Welcome to episode 47.

  25. #46 Stock Market Murder

    Wall Street is bearing, summer is a miserable hellfire, and people on TikTok don't know how to speak proper English. All speech in this episode is intended for comedic purposes and is not intended to spark any type of violent or hateful behavior. Sarcasm, satire, and humor is used in this episode...

  26. #45 Life is Art

    The least entertaining, most pretentious sounding episode I've ever put out. I'd like to preface everything I say in today's episode by stating that I do not hate the people described in a negative light in this at all, but that I only want what's best for them. Also, I'm not losing my mind. Enjoy.

  27. #44 Biden's Olympic Training

    Joe Biden has dropped out of the election to pursue Olympic Decathlon Gold. What does this mean for our country, and how will Hunter fit in as his father's plus one at the Paris village?

  28. #43 Shooter Résumé Help

    Nobody wants to talk about the future employability of Trump's shooter. Let's give him some tips today to help him out, because everyone gets a second chance. (He's dead).

  29. #42 LukeWilsonTV

    Luke Wilson is a YouTuber delving into topics like pop culture, anime, and much more through video essays and other forms of content. Find his channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSyrvXfwcSpmxvVUZ2tJ6dw Thanks to Luke for taking the time to have a conversation.

  30. #41 The End of the Empire

    Is the United States of America on its way out? Is the TikTok Ashley bot the best thing since sliced bread? Episode 41 of Alternative Jargon tries to answer these questions.

  31. #40 Heat Wave Rave

    Charli XCX, uncooked burgers, and talks of the immense US heat wave are featured in the Biblical episode 40 of Alternative Jargon.

  32. #39 Politicians in Masks

    #jokes #joke #comedy #notserious

  33. #38 Elections Don't Matter

    Who are you voting for? Who cares. It doesn't matter, I just want to get beef jerky and energy drinks for cheaper at the store. Welcome back folks.

  34. #37 Block Party Eve

    For all my Bloom people out there.

  35. #36 Caitlin Clark Arc

    I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO ENTER YOUR CAITLIN CLARK ARC IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY. BY THAT, I MEAN DOMINATE YOUR FIELD. WELCOME TO ALTERNATIVE JARGON.

  36. #35 Middleton East Conflict

  37. #34 Satanic Cultinary School

    LET’S DIVE INTO THE DARK WORLD OF FINE DINING AND WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT IF A FANCY RESTAURANT OPENS NEAR YOU.

  38. #33 Return of the Sting

    Today let's discuss Jesus Christ returning in the form of a stingray and Shane Gillis hosting SNL.

  39. #32 Lack of Algorhythm

    Today I discuss the Apple Vision Pro and how it will let you wear Fortnite skins someday. I also talk about how to keep your TikTok echo chamber interesting.

  40. #31 Stanley Cup Champions

    #joke

  41. #30 NFL Script Rant

    Today, I've got a bone to pick about the boneheads who truly believe that the NFL is scripted by a group of graphic designers. Sigh

  42. #29 Pedophile Exile

    Let's discuss everyone's favorite human trafficker and all of his buddies today. It's happening.

  43. #28 New Year Pep Talk

    Have a good year.

  44. #27 Vegas Dark Magic

    Let's discuss the crazy world of sports betting, as well as a give a pitch for a sportsbook where you can bet on real life lines, spreads, and overs/unders.

  45. #26 Conspiracies w/ Kelsey, Hannah, and Nick

    On the 4th ever guest episode of AJ, we dive into a multitude of conspiracies. From MK Ultra to Amelia Earhart, sit back and enjoy.

  46. #25 Solid Execution

    Today we will discuss the interesting methods of execution that have been used throughout the years. Brutal stuff man...

  47. #24 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

    The first ever special edition of AJ. Full of jokes, twists, turns, and scares, sit back and enjoy the show!

  48. #23 Emergency Alert Trolling

    TODAY I’D LIKE TO DISCUSS SOME FUN WAYS WE COULD USE THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM TESTED THIS WEEK, AND SOME OTHER HUMOROUS THINGS AS WELL. WELCOME TO EPISODE 23 OF ALTERNATIVE JARGON.

  49. #22 Taylor Swift (David's Version)

    Today, I'm feeling 22. Let's discuss the woman who is currently on top of the world.

  50. #21 The Pharaoh's Curse

    Let's discuss things you can buy cheap and things you can't, as well as uncover the Pharaoh's Curse.

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