Episodes
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S21E06 - The Blobs
Christine says the women are blobs, Hunter and I have the same laptop bag, and I remember who Chud Nathan really is for like the fifth time
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Drinkin' Tea, Meltin' Rings, Lookin' at Bees
Meri and Christine talk things out but DON'T work things out because she's married to David now, Janelle looks at some bees, and then a jeweler confesses he's never had three ex-sister wives come in together to melt down their wedding rings
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S21E04 - Instagram, Line Dancing, and More Color Analysis
We unpack that crazy instagram video from this weekend, Janelle dances the night away, Meri brings her dog on a date, and we find out Christine is an autumn.
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S21E03 - Analyze Me, Baby
Meri hangs out with her sycophantic friends for her birthday, Truely climbs behind the wheel with her cool new haircut, and Janelle gets analyzed
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S21E02 - Is This About The Kitchen?
The ladies are still talking about the trauma of sharing a kitchen 20 years after they stopped having to do it, Meri goes on a maybe date with Ron, and Janelle talks to some lady who wrote a book about relationships or something
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S21E01 - The New Era Begins
We open this new era by talking about Coyote Pass for the ninth straight season, making vague statements about each other, and hemming and hawing about being in the same room for a few hours. Great sign for the future of this show!
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Season 21 Trailer Discussion
So what now?
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S20E19 - Reunion Tell-All One-on-One PART 4
In the final episode of Season 20, Kody yells about Meri getting catfished, Robyn says she doesn't owe anyone an apology, and Suki fails us one final time
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S20E18 - Reunion Tell-All One-on-One PART 3
Kody thinks David doesn't know jack sh*t and his info all comes from polygamous construction workers, Janelle continues to be weird about her relationship with Kody, and Meri gets honest with us about her feelings regarding the sister-in-law to sister wife pipeline
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S20E17 - Reunion Tell-All One-on-One PART 2
Robyn and Kody talk in circles while directly contradicting each other but also insisting they are embodiment of honesty, Janelle insists there was no backdoor deal, and David gets all riled up
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S20E16 - Reunion Tell All One-on-One PART 1
Kody points his finger at Janelle, who points her finger at Kody, while Meri points two fingers at both of them, as Robyn points her fingers wherever she can. Also Christine is there.
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S20E15 - One Final Apology
Kody gives the stupidest apology yet, Janelle experiences sweet release, and Meri shows feet on her date with Ron
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S20 E13 & 14 - Apologies Mean Nothing
Meri and David refuse to let Kody off the hook, Robyn makes me laugh out loud at her audacity, and Christine decides to get literal in the basement
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S20E12 - Eggs & Garbage & Beer
Kody and Robyn have a garage full of garbage, Ron cooks eggs, and Christine and David suck down some beers before another stop on Kody's apology tour
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S20E11 - Refusing To Mingle With The Singles
Kody manipulates Janelle to a degree I no longer thought capable, Meri refuses to mingle at a singles mingle and claims it's her right to do so, and Christine...plays pickleball
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S20E9&10 - The End Of An Era
We finally close the chapter on Coyote Pass, Christine continues to find fun new locations where she can talk about how much she hates polygamy, Robyn makes other wives pain about herself, and Kody pretends he has guilt
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S20E08 - Finding Solace
Kody mispronounces words and thinks he would've been a better polygamist if he just told his wives sit down and shut up, Meri reveals that she's been legally asked to sit down and shut up, and I don't really get what David and Christine are doing in this episode tbh
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S20E07 - Robyn's In Love With a Stripper
Meri "randomly" "stumbles on" a letter from Kody she "forgot" he wrote 30 years ago, Robyn calls Kody a stripper, and Christine discusses why Paedon can only communicate in movie quotes
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S20E06 - Droppin' Eggs
Robyn makes a gross reference to ovulation, Kody doesn't remember what the B&B looks like, and Christine wants Kody and David to be besties
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S20E04 - Stinky Pheromones
Kody forgets he's the father to Christine's kids, Janelle thinks a janky tree propped up against the side of Maddie's house is a symbol for her future and Robyn gives a tearful goodbye to The Haunted Mansion
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S20E3 - What Do You Know About Eggplant Emojis?
Mykelti almost get sucked up into a twister, Kody gets himself a new delicious dining room, and Meri has a painting party with a bunch of horndogs
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S20E02 - Hide Your Dogs, There's Polygamists Around!
David makes me legit LOL, Meri claims to be hilarious, and Robyn pretends she doesn't want to move into a mega-mansion. Plus, another terrible Special Forces recap!
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S20E01 - Finger Lickin' Good
Our favorite lunatics are back! Meri gets ready for speed dating, Janelle wears the label of Witch proudly, and Kody and Robyn make us all squirm with discomfort as they make sex jokes. Plus I do a terrible job of recapping Kody's first episode of Special Forces!
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Back From Hiatus!
I explain my unexpected and unannounced summer hiatus and then regale you with the tale of meeting Christine
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S03E02 - Let's Talk About Sex, Baby
The Browns have some rules for the kids and their associates, Maddie calls Robyn out for her promiscuity, and Robyn refuses to get a job, even when one is literally handed to her
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S03E01 - Frontal Lobes
Kody announces the big news, Christine is afraid of leading the children to the sharks, and Robyn's got concerns about their neurodevelopment
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S19E29 - Tell-All Reunion One-on-One Part Four
We finally reach the end of the road! Kody refuses to reveal details of his premarital dalliances, David makes a great point about polygamy, and Janelle makes sure we all know she's an Earth Mama who loves food, wine and sex
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S19E28 - Reunion Tell-All One-on-One Part Three
Kody claims poor Ariella has no one to pay for her college, we listen to a lot of gross kissing sounds, and I wonder just what the hell is going on in the state of Utah
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S19E27 - Reunion Tell-All One-on-One Part 2
Kody has a hair on his jacket and then has a staring contest with Suki, I wonder if Christine has actually moved on, and Janelle speaks for us all when she says she simply doesn't like Kody and Robyn
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S19E26 - Reunion Tell-All One-on-One Part 1
I ramble a ton because I think I forgot how to do a podcast after 3 weeks, Kody mistakes Batman Begins for The Dark Knight, and Meri demonstrates what a woman in therapy looks like
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S19E23
A quick note
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S19E22 - Diesel Jeans
Meri and Janelle refuse to hug, poor Truely doesn't want to watch Christine pretend to be a stripper, and we get a good view of the top of Kody's head
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S19E21 - Kody's Buns of Steel
We're back in (sorta) present day! Janelle checks out the trees she spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on, Meri finally realizes Robyn is not her friend, and I ramble on about how I don't understand baptisms
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S02E11 - Daydreamin'
Mona drives around in circles looking for rentals for an entire month, Robyn's got big news, and Kody takes a load off
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S02E10 - Moving in Chaos
Robyn suggests her 10 year old buy his own bedroom furniture, Maddie has thoughts on philandering men, and the Browns once again prove they cannot go anywhere or do anything without chaos
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S02E8&9 - Sledding Toward Disaster
Christine's whole deal is basically boiled down to one scene, Meri turns 40 and runs into a house, and the Browns attempt to buy 4 houses at once and are shocked it doesn't work out
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S02E07 - A Perilous Christmas
Meri climbs up onto the roof and flirts with the tree man, I make wrong assumptions about the Utah County district attorney, and then I get stressed out watching Kody pack up the car to go to a remote cabin
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S02E06 - Sharing Friendship and Colonoscopies
We go deep with Meri, Janelle meets a fun friend at work with a "different type of relationship", and Christine and Robyn serve ambrosia and jarred sauce at a dinner party
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S02E4&5 - Earth, Wind, Fire, Air & Sammy Hagar
The Brown family celebrates Halloween by dressing up as...something, we learn that Robyn genuinely believes her kid is a cry baby because she gets hurt easily, and we talk about Meri losing her job while Christine parties in Vegas.
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S02E03 - All About The Benjamins, Baby
Kody and Janelle go on a romantic trip to Moab, we dig into their finances, and Robyn hopes and prays she brings some sort of value into this situation (jury's still out on that one)
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S02E02 - Ranchin' With The Grandparents
The Browns prove that they're really bad at road trips, I once again prove do not understand the geography of the Western United States, and then Kody tries to prove he knows how to teach a horse good manners
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S02E01 - Climbing Up That Heal
We discuss the dolls clothes of it all, wonder why the Browns can only say heal when they mean hill instead of heal, and watch Kody choke on live broadcast tv
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S19E20 - Bailey's Shots and the Plotz Plot
We head out on a cross country road trip, I question everything I know about what baptisms are, and Janelle goes to a bar to shoot Bailey's Irish Cream
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S19E19 - The Worst Episode of the Season
I snooze away as Kody and Robyn paint picnic tables, David wants a shrimp themed room, and we learn the origins of Uncle Grandpa Dad
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S19E18 - The B-Word
A random realtor roasts Kody, Christine and Janelle begin new business ventures, and then Kody calls Meri's best friend a b**ch and I get real heated about it (also I know there were audio issues in the beginning, I'm an idiot!)
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S19E17 - Lapdances and Chainsaws
We finally reach the end of the wedding journey, Meri hangs some curtains, and Kody does his best to contribute to the deforestation crisis
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S19E16 - The Price is Right
We learn some Brown Family game show lore, discuss Kody's virginity, I complain a lot about the weather and then I say some controversial stuff about Christine (...again)
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S19E15 - Kohl's Clothes
I judge Robyn and her kid's sartorial choices again, Kody laments not seeing Meri's ta-tas, and Christine compares David to Kody for the 10 billionth time
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S19E14 - Lightning Bolts and Stained Dresses
Meri gets a lil nasty and pisses me off, Robyn gets a lightning bolt through her body, and Christine has an engagement party in a fast casual taco joint
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S19E13 - Private Parts
This week we discuss Christine's various private parts, meet two uniquely named former polygamists, and have a strange conversation in the Haunted Mansion