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Amateurs

Comedians and relationship amateurs Spencer Glassman and Lily Langen talk about being rookies in the game of love, laugh at each other's misfortune and occasionally give incredible, life-changing advice.

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  1. 18

    In Zorg We Trust!!

    Heeeeyyyy Amateurs! Bet you were worried we wouldn't be able to keep doing the pod now that Lily is a famous Zorgstress in HollyZorg?!!! Well she graced us with her presence on the pod thank ZORG! A super fun ep with minimal offensive parts and a couple mediocre impressions. Your hosts Spencer Glassman and Lily Langen talk about Passover (kind of), roasting each other on Roast Battles Toronto and what to do now that the coat tails are on the other butt!! @yes_imspencer on everything@lilylangen on everything

  2. 17

    She's Like A Sleeper Agent for Being Sad

    What's up AMATEURRRSS!!! Here's another steaming pile of episode for your eyes and ears! We're happy to be sharing another fun episode of the pod. In this episode, your hosts, Lily Langen and Spencer Glassman talk about body image (oops), ChatGPT, how our parents messed us up and proper birthday party etiquette! @yes_imspencer on everything@lilylangen on everything and you KNOW we love you all romantically!

  3. 16

    Some Girls Do Box Jumps

    What's up AMATEURRRSS!!! We're back and betta than eva!It's been a minute but we're so happy to be sharing another fun episode of the pod. In this episode, your hosts, Lily Langen and Spencer Glassman talk about going to the gym, bad moods, home cooking and how all the old people are kicking it.. the bucket that is!! @yes_imspencer on everything@lilylangen on everything and you KNOW we love you all romantically!

  4. 15

    Best Fries Forever!!

    On today's episode, hosts Lily Langen and Spencer Glassman deliver what is either the world's longest terrible ad or the best and cheapest ad ever made. They take a bff quiz and do some much needed catching up, while stuffing their faces with delicious burgers, fries and shakes courtesy of Burgers and Fries Forever <3

  5. 14

    He's Actually A Good Person!

    Lily Langen is joined by boyfriend, comedian and honorary Amateur Dave Luca, live at Comedy Bar. With special guests Dean Hebscher, Thea Rainford and Olivia Stadler!

  6. 13

    Only Bully Bullies

    In this episode, Spencer Glassman and Lily Langen boldly go where no comic has ever gone before - EarnestTown... The gals get real about industry envy, getting bullied for being hot and sticking to things even when you'd rather not. We love you all romantically!!

  7. 12

    The Dissociative Episode

    Hosts Spenny G and Old Liler talk about mental health, the Goon economy, why war sucks, and praying away the gay. Follow @amateursthepod, @yes_imspencer and @lilylangen for more!

  8. 11

    Amateurs Live: The Sequel

    Lily Langen and Spencer Glassman peddle their antics for an adoring crowd made of one guy and the comics waiting to come on stage. Callum O'Neil, Sarah Bennett and Freddy Jan join the show to talk love languages, what not to eat on a first date, d*ck photo albums and how to win at arguments!

  9. 10

    Table For Tomb

    The Amateurs are back with another bangin' epi. New location, same hard-to-follow conversation. This was filmed back in January so please excuse any out-of-date political opinions or references to trends! Dab! Love you all romantically, see you at the live shows!

  10. 9

    Amateurs and Its The Same But It's Night So It's Different

    This episode was recorded one chilly night in November. We left it in the oven until we could be sure it was ready for you. Lily Langen and Spencer Glassman sit down by lamplight and talk about getting an agent, RIP Liam Payne, a community ravaged by crime.

  11. 8

    We Did It In Front of Everyone

    This is an extra special episode of Amateurs as Lily Langen and Spencer Glassman took the show on the road (very close to both their houses) and recorded the podcast LIVE AT COMEDY BAR. This will be a monthly occurrence in addition to as many at-home eps as we can get to. God we're tired. This episode featured extra special guests: Chris Sandiford, Dave Luca, Kari Johnson and Noah Maloney! Thank you to Dave Luca for recording and filming the episode and to Alex Squire for doing tech!! ENJOY SICKOS

  12. 7

    This is Hella-Ween

    Spencer and Lily are BACK in the club chairs and back to their old tricks... OR TREATS!! It's hella-ween and we talk Original Character Costumes, cockroaches, and all things Aunt Cookie <3 We love you all romantically <3

  13. 6

    Wives and Girlfriends

    Lily and Spencer had first kisses that didn't count (with girls), Spencer did it with a nerd, Lily got reverse catfished by a proffessional football player AND we still don't know if love makes you funnier after all.

  14. 5

    101 Dalmatians of Sodom

    Lily and Spencer got accosted by rogue men on the street, Spencer's gf get's punched by a fridge, we hear an illicit excerpt from the next great work of erotica and women can be doctors after all!

  15. 4

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Hole

    This episode starts dirty and ends deep. Comedians Lily Langen and Spencer Glassman talk about pegging, movie characters with IBS and compulsive grinding in this week's wonderful and wise episode!

  16. 3

    2 Girls 1 Braid

    Lily has a new boyfriend and Spencer has a lozenge in this new live, laugh, love-isode!

  17. 2

    Have You Been Feeling Scene Lately?

    Lily and Spencer get hostile with each other, talk about matters of the heart(attack), reveal how to tell if a boy likes you and mediate on being the best at literally everything!

  18. 1

    Some Girls Are Born On Boxing Day

    Lily and Spencer talk about first dates, the trauma of having a body, hookups that sting and lots more in this magical first episode!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Comedians and relationship amateurs Spencer Glassman and Lily Langen talk about being rookies in the game of love, laugh at each other's misfortune and occasionally give incredible, life-changing advice.

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Spencer Glassman and Lily Langen

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How many episodes does Amateurs have?

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What is Amateurs about?

Comedians and relationship amateurs Spencer Glassman and Lily Langen talk about being rookies in the game of love, laugh at each other's misfortune and occasionally give incredible, life-changing advice.

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Amateurs has 18 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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Amateurs is created and hosted by Spencer Glassman and Lily Langen.
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