Skip to content
PodParley
Ambridge to Nowhere podcast artwork

PODCAST · arts

Ambridge to Nowhere

by ambridgetonowhere

BBC Radio's The Archers has been on the air since 1951, and its all been leading up to this. If you've ever wanted to hear 100% of two young people discussing the events of The Archers when only 50% of them actually listens to The Archers, then you sure must be glad you found Ambridge to Nowhere.Artwork by AK Nix

Publisher-supplied feed metadata · PodParley refreshed Apr 15, 2026 · Source feed

Subscribe · 0 Bookmark

Episodes

  1. 21. Chickens Have Guns And Are Homosexuals

    Don't text and canter, kids.

  2. 20. DarringTonight

    Alex and Ray check back in yet again with the local goings on in Darrington. Always remember your corvid byelaws, folks. . . . cw: short mention of grief

  3. 19. Pischole the Tiny Hound

    Improper gifts, break-ups, pen licences and rival villages. It's an action packed month. . . . . . cw: childbirth complications

  4. 18. Baby Come Out

    Ray and Alex discuss the miracle of birth.

  5. A Very Special Episode: The 70th Birthday Pub Quiz

    Welcome to this bonus episode in which Alex listens to The Archers' pub quiz special celebrating 70 years on the air. At one point he says 'genitals' very emphatically. It's a good time all round. This recording has been condensed, but if you would like to download Alex's full commentary track...

  6. 17. Protestants are from PlayStation, Catholics are from Xbox

    The metaphysical paradoxes of pub quiz patrons. Some bawdy cricket talk. Phillip Moss' slavery. One of these is not like the others and we wish we didn't have to talk about it.

  7. 16. Princess Digimon Dies on Air

    Borsetshire is only on the other side of the looking glass, a world of cake and wellies is but a whisper away from our reality. A chosen one may one day pierce the astral veil between our divided realms. Until then our only window across the cosmic divide is Radio 4. If Radio 4 really exists at...

  8. 15. Darkest Days of the Year

    cw: underage drinking, drinking while pregnant, alcoholism, modern slavery As you can tell from our content warnings, The Archers really brought the festive spirit this month.

  9. 14. Civic Duty is a Ladder

    I don't need to write this description, Jerry's handling it.

  10. 13. Jill's School for Gifted Archers

    In this Joycean epic we encounter mathematics, birthday wishes, a lost fortune, and a trying test of will. By 'will' I mean memory. It's a test of memory.

  11. 12. Gigabyte Brother

    My name's Welly Wearer and I want to commit crimes with fire.

  12. 11. Big Sexy Radish

    Ray and Alex don't spot a Shoebill but they do spot some rare dialogue.

  13. 10. Are We Human Or Are We Farmer

    CW: brief mention of passive suicidality. Why does Ray listen to The Archers? Why is a Weetabix not like a Shreddie? Can a horse Uber itself? Why have I used so many brand names in this month's blurb? These are the big questions.

  14. 9. Pavlova Pavlava

    Ray and Alex disregard the new monologue format and the cow it rode in on. Instead they embark upon a quest of unbridled creativity.

  15. 8. What a Blast!

    Ray and Alex explode back onto the scene with a fireball of an episode.

  16. 7. The Villains Episode

    Does playing squash make you a villain? Ray and Alex don't find the answer to this and many other life-affirming questions in this month's episode, dedicated to evil(ish)-doers and their (quite) evil deeds.

  17. 6. Cheesekicks

    Love is in the air - or is that just the smell of Helen's cheese?

  18. 5. What is Joy?

    Ray and Alex learn that some animals aren't really suited to finding lost cats.

  19. 4. Ghost Village

    We learn the results of the bid competition and hear about some spooky innuendos.

  20. 3. Thank you for sharing

    Ray and Alex risk the arcane wrath of English Heritage by dicking on Stonehenge a bit. They also talk about The Archers.

  21. Trailer 1

    A taste of a podcast where two people talk about BBC’s The Archers. Only one of them actually listens to The Archers.

  22. 2.1. Jim Lloyd Mini-Episode

    CW: mention of abuse of minors, related trauma, and re-encountering abusers. Ray and Alex talk about a recent Archers plotline surrounding the character Jim Lloyd. Conversation separated from our usual episodes due to sensitive content. Recorded July 2019.

  23. 2. Who knows horses better than a horse

    Ray shares their first full shitlist, separating the curds from the whey. Recorded July 2019.

  24. 1. The Buntening

    If you're often stumped when people ask you about BBC's The Archers, stop by our wicket to count our runs. Disclaimer: When Ray said granola they meant flapjack. We would like to apologise for this grievous oversight. Recorded June 2019.

Type above to search every episode's transcript for a word or phrase. Matches are scoped to this podcast.

Searching…

We're indexing this podcast's transcripts for the first time — this can take a minute or two. We'll show results as soon as they're ready.

No matches for "" in this podcast's transcripts.

Showing of matches

No topics indexed yet for this podcast.

Loading reviews...

ABOUT THIS SHOW

BBC Radio's The Archers has been on the air since 1951, and its all been leading up to this. If you've ever wanted to hear 100% of two young people discussing the events of The Archers when only 50% of them actually listens to The Archers, then you sure must be glad you found Ambridge to Nowhere.Artwork by AK Nix

HOSTED BY

ambridgetonowhere

CATEGORIES

arts

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Ambridge to Nowhere have?

Ambridge to Nowhere currently has 24 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Ambridge to Nowhere about?

BBC Radio's The Archers has been on the air since 1951, and its all been leading up to this. If you've ever wanted to hear 100% of two young people discussing the events of The Archers when only 50% of them actually listens to The Archers, then you sure must be glad you found Ambridge to...

How often does Ambridge to Nowhere release new episodes?

Ambridge to Nowhere has 24 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

Where can I listen to Ambridge to Nowhere?

You can listen to Ambridge to Nowhere on PodParley by clicking any episode. We provide an embedded audio player for direct listening, and you can also subscribe via your preferred podcast app using the RSS feed.

Who hosts Ambridge to Nowhere?

Ambridge to Nowhere is created and hosted by ambridgetonowhere.
URL copied to clipboard!