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America's Asses: A Galcast
by America’s Asses
Three Chicago Ladies decided to create a podcast by women for everyone to discuss all things Marvel and MCU.
Episodes
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AAGC086 - Secret Invasion S1E3 (Mama’s on E)
In this episode Alyssa covers Secret Invasion S1E3. Jamie has absolutely no time to watch as much TV as Nikki and Alyssa does. Alyssa is torn between two lovers and Nikki tells us about her Skrull fantasies. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook...
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AAGC085 - Secret Invasion S1E2 (It’s All Fury’s Fault)
In this episode Jamie covers Secret Invasion S1E2. Alyssa explains her technique to keep Jamie awake. If Nikki was a Skrull she would be Lace from American Gladiators and Jamie is barely surviving up in these streets. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook...
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AAGC084 - Secret Invasion S1E1 (Rebel WITH a Cause)
In this episode Nikki covers Secret Invasion S1E1. Alyssa explains how she looked like a beat tomato, Nikki’s got a new boyfriend and Jamie is afraid to talk about certain movies for fear that the cast will start dying. And the ladies have a very important PSA. Socialize with us on our socials.…
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AAGC083 - Protector of ASSguard
In this episode the Jamie talks about Mjölnir and Stormbreaker. Nikki lies… she always says that she’s going to cut something out and then never does. All Jamie does these days is fall aslee…zzzzzzzzzzzz. And Alyssa buys her first DVD in 15 years. *WARNING* There is LOTS of TV talk… LOT. OF. TV....
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AAGC082 - Spoiler Warning Vol. 3
In this episode the ladies discuss Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. Alyssa talks about the drawbacks of being a “big podcast star”. Jamie is still doing the Incubator and exhausted by it. Nikki is convinced Jamie and Alyssa is hyped up on the goobely gop, and the ladies have big feelings about the...
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AAGC081 - Whipping Peggy Carter Out Her Ass
AAGC081 - Whipping Peggy Carter Out Her Ass In this episode the ladies celebrate Alyssa’s birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY Alyssa! Nikki and Jamie pin Alyssa head to head with our special guest... PT Guy (Greg) in a Marvel Quote Trivia contest. Jamie has a pretty big explanation as to why she’s so tired...
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AAGC080 - Thor & Order
In this episode the ladies celebrate Jamie’s birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMIE! Nikki and Alyssa tell us the things about Thor that you would only know if you read the comics. Jamie reminisces about her favorite burger joint, Alyssa got a medal, and Nikki’s son is a pinball wizard. Link to the…
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AAGC079 - That Time America’s Asses Met America’s Ass
In this episode the ladies talk about C2E2 and other Marvel News. The ladies are amazed by the talent and dedication people put into cosplay, Jamie loved her first comic con, The Bigs get husband of the year awards, Nikki’s anxiety was sky high, Alyssa is a PR professional. Oh, and the ladies got...
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AAGC078 - I’ll Carry Us… Into the Abyss
In this episode Alyssa talks about actors and actresses that were almost cast in Marvel roles….. Nikki has BIG opinions about who ruined Les Misérables, Jamie needs to find a teenage babysitter, and Alyssa is a trivia master. Little Big has no clue about the legend of “The Gray Sweat Pants” but…
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AAGC077 - Who’s Episode is this anyway?
AAGC077 - Who’s Episode is this anyway? In this episode Nikki talks about actors who have portrayed multiple Marvel Characters. The ladies wonder what Chris Evans smells like, Alyssa is a walking Marvel TV guide, Jamie really has nothing to say and Nikki is pissed off with Alyssa for stealing her...
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AAGC076 - Captain America: The Liar, The Hypocrite
In this episode Jamie discusses controversial takes on Marvel… And BOY HOWDY, does it piss off Alyssa. The ladies talk about the upcoming C2E2 (Chicago Comic & Entertainment Expo) Alyssa gives us a Glorious Glutes update, Nikki is regretting praying for a strong willed child, and Jamie got the…
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AAGC075 - How Do Junkies Do This?
In this episode Alyssa quizzes Jamie and Nikki about quotes from the Disney + Marvel series. Jamie tells us how she got to see a live taping of Double Dare, Alyssa has a great excuse as to why she hasn’t started her glorious glutes workout & Nikki has a steak house doppelgänger. Socialize with us...
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AAGC074 - SPOILER WARNING
In this episode the ladies talk about Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania and C2E2 in Chicago. Alyssa finally has a plan to get glorious glutes, Jamie’s little nugget make a cameo, Nikki reminds the ladies about her running must watch list, and the ladies talk about the man, the myth, the legend…...
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AAGC073 - Keep Rockin’ Those Glorious Glutes
In this episode Nikki rewrites Marvel storylines with Chat GPT. Jamie wants everyone to know that she has sporadic ass problems, Alyssa spent her Valentine’s Day with Charlie Cox’s ass, Nikki does the BEST impression of their dads, and the ladies aren’t sure if some rando named Kevin emailed them...
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AAGC072 - She-Hulk S1E9 (Don’t Have a Rack Attack)
In this episode Nikki covers the season finale of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law. Alyssa talks about how she took a 5 hour, “20 Minuet” nap. The Ladies have alternative phrases to “Calm your tits” and they finally reveal their last names. Jamie also has a major side effect to her meds. Socialize with…
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AAGC071 - She-Hulk S1E8 (COXXX)
In this episode Jamie covers the 8th episode of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law. The ladies talk Oscar nominations, and the cons of dating Daredevil with his bloodhound like smelling powers. Alyssa has a new Marvel crush, Jamie talks about how she thoroughly enjoyed writing her recap in her new king...
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AAGC070 - She-Hulk S1E7 (Abomaste)
In this episode Alyssa covers the 7th episode of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law. And boy howdy! If this isn’t art imitating life… The ladies talk about the twins epic birthday party, the upcoming phase 5 Disney+ Marvel series, and cartoons from their childhoods. Socialize with us on our socials. You…
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AAGC069 - She-Hulk S1E6 (We’re BAAACK)
In this episode Nikki covers the 6th episode of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law. Or should we say, Just Jen: Attorney at Law? It was a long hiatus, but the ladies are back with a vengeance. The ladies talk about ill placed pimples, perfect places to pick people up, movies that they are watching and…
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AAGC068 - She-Hulk S1E5 (WWJD)
In this episode Jamie covers the 5th episode of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law. The ladies ask the nagging question: What are culottes? & Alyssa is drooling over the fact that her sweetie, honey bunch, schnookems is the sexiest man alive. Jamie is still salty over one shitty trivia question, and Nikki...
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AAGC067 - She-Hulk S1E4 (Sniffles Stuffy McGee is Back)
In this episode Alyssa covers the 4th episode of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law. Welcome to phlegm talk with the Phlegmming Sisters… Nikki’s life is still in crisis but she’s working through it. Alyssa’s life is no longer in crisis… wink wink, nudge nudge… And Jamie is Sniffles Stuffy McGee. Socialize...
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AAGC066 - She-Hulk S1E3 (Hakuna Ma-Kumite)
AAGC066 - She-Hulk S1E3 (Hakuna Ma-Kumite) In this episode Nikki covers the third episode of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law. Alyssa is a smelly drunk, Jamie is on the mend, Nikki plans to watch the Deadpool movies, and the Princess became a legend on school picture day. Socialize with us on our…
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AAGC065 - She-Hulk S1E2 (Just Call Me Sniffles)
In this episode Jamie covers the second episode of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law. All the planets in retrograde are glitching the ladies lives, Nikki wishes Alyssa was a real hulk, Jamie is sick and explains how kids are walking petri dishes, Alyssa is smitten, the ladies finally talk about a movie...
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AAGC064 - She-Hulk S1E1 (I is She & She is I)
AAGC064 - She-Hulk S1E1 (I is She & She is I) In this episode Alyssa covers the debut episode of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law. Nikki explains why she was late to record with the ladies, Jamie can’t wait for Dunkin’ Donuts, and Alyssa finally saw tHaT mAstErPiecE of a film, The Incredible Hulk. And,...
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AAGC063 - Ms. Marvel S1E6 (Take 4)
In this episode Jamie covers the final episode of Ms. Marvel, episode 6. The ladies talk about how awkward first kisses can be. Alyssa keeps getting kicked out, Nikki adds, yet another item to her watch list for Jamie and Alyssa, and Jamie reminisces about her 2 A.M. cheeseburger runs to Rosie’s....
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AAGC062 - Ms. Marvel S1E5 (We Are F@cking Degenerates)
In this episode Alyssa covers Ms. Marvel episode 5. The ghosts in Nikki’s apartment are at it again. Alyssa is still the sweet baby angel of the group and Jamie explains why floor air vents are her saving grace. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook...
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AAGC061 - Ms. Marvel S1E4 (#blessedtobealive)
In this episode Nikki covers Ms. Marvel episode 4. The Ladies are super excited about their Girls Weekend, Jamie barely survived work, Nikki tells us about her drunken mass transit escapades, 911 was called and Alyssa has nothing going on in particular. Socialize with us on our socials. You can...
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Ass Sets Vol. 4 - Marvel After Dark (NC-18) Ep.21
Due to Nikki and her family going on their summer vacation this week, we were not able to meet up to record. We hope you enjoy one of our favorite past episodes from early on. ***WARNING*** NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 18. This week the ladies talk pick up lines. Specifically, Marvel themed...
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Ass Sets Vol. 3 - I’m Hanging Up On You (My Idiot Friends) Ep.17
Unfortunately we were not able to meet up to record this week. Because Life! We hope you enjoy one of our favorite past episodes from early on. In this episode Alyssa quizzes Jamie and Nikki on Marvel quotes. Let just say it didn’t go according to plan. BUT, on the plus side, Mr. Big and Little…
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AAGC060 - Ms. Marvel S1E3 (Names Are Hard!!!)
In this episode Jamie covers Ms. Marvel episode 3. The ladies FINALLY went to a movie theater. Jamie and Alyssa saw what you would expect them to see. Where as Nikki, not so much. But it was still a special theater outing for her. Jamie and Alyssa have quite a few freaky sister moments this...
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AAGC059 - Ms. Marvel S1E2 (Tw@t Waffle Tuesday)
In this episode Alyssa covers Ms. Marvel episode 2. The ladies think that the Scar-Jafar lady is super sketch. Jamie, the Rebel, tells us how she got her professor to remember her name. Nikki talks about how badass The Princess is, & Eagle eye Alyssa caught a tiny detail that the rest of us…
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AAGC058 - Ms. Marvel S1E1 (Like us, Stubby & Chubby)
A LOT has happened in the last few weeks. The ladies will get you all caught up with their life’s antics. Let’s just say that Big Mama #2 and Big Papa #1 are the last ones standing in the AAGC family. In this episode Nikki covers episode 1 of Ms. Marvel. Jamie and Nikki welcome Alyssa to the…
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AAGC057 - Sssecretsss (Don’t Take Em’ Off, Just Push Em’ to the Side)
In this episode Alyssa reviews MCU secrets. It’s a quickie folks. Like bathroom chinnanagins at a wedding kind of quickie. Let’s just say that Nikki is TRULY one of America’s Asses! She had some technical difficulty recording. But, it’s still a funny episode. The ladies finally plan their…
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AAGC056 - Moon Knight S1E6 (Making My Quim Quiver)
In this episode Jamie covers the season finale of Moon Knight. Nikki can not think of a single scenario where farts are NOT funny, Alyssa prefers lefty Twix, and Thor is making Jamie’s quim quiver. Note: We will not be recording next week. So we’ll see you all on May 12th. Love you 3000 Socialize...
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Ass Sets Vol. 2 - M. Knight Shama Lama Ding Dong
In this Ass Set, the ladies discuss their predictions for the last episode of Moon Knight. With special guests, Mr. Big, Little Big, Mr. Z & Ms. C (Mrs. Z) NOTE: This was previously recorded before any of us saw episode 6 of Moon Knight. Some of us were WAY OFF BASE. But some of us hit the nail…
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AAGC055 - Moon Knight S1E5 (Boats and Hoes!)
In this episode, Nikki covers Moon Knight episode 5. As hard as this episode was to watch and cover, It did explain a hell of a lot. Alyssa came back to the US as a bronzed goddess, Nikki wants to know what that movie was with Ethan Hawke where he makes a space ship out of a Tilt-A-Whirl, Jamie...
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AAGC054 - Moon Knight S1E4 (Popping Out of Nowhere Like a Yeast Infection)
In this episode, Alyssa and Nikki tag team Moon Knight Episode 4. Jamie is the cutest little Hulka-Maniac EVER, Alyssa loves that chicken from Popeye’s but her gallbladder doesn’t, and Nikki’s just a broad from the south side of Chicago trying to do her best. Reminder: Recording is sporadic for…
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AAGC053 - Moon Knight S1E3 (Short King Spring)
In this episode Alyssa does a fantastic recap of Moon Knight Ep.3. Nikki has fond memories of Polo Sport, Alyssa is pissed that she doesn’t know a passport forger, and Apparently Jamie’s in a Short King Spring relationship. Who knew there was a name for it? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Reminder: Recording is…
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AAGC052 - Moon Knight S1E2 (Popcorn’s Not The Only Thing That’s Burnin’)
In this episode Nikki recaps Moon Knight Ep.2. It’s been a long hard lent and Alyssa is thankful for being able to finally eat sugar again. Jamie cracks a few open and Nikki can’t stop dreaming about sweaty Oscar Issac. Because, you know, he’s attainable. BTW: Recording is sporadic for the Moon...
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AAGC051 - Moon Knight S1E1 (How am I going to recap this?)
In this episode Jamie recaps the first episode of Moon Knight. Alyssa thinks that there are too many Stevens in the MCU. Nikki defiantly knows that if Arthur judged her she’s getting the life sucked out of her and Jamie has the cutest sneezes ever. Full discloser: The ladies had some technical...
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AAGC050 - Dr. Strange 2 Trailer (Black Snot Everywhere)
In this episode Nikki recaps the latest Dr. Strange trailer. This episode has everything. There’s tattoo talk. There’s cake talk. And there’s mystical cow talk. The ladies make their Birthday plans & Jamie proves what a bad ass she truly is. Alyssa is headed to Mexico and just when we forgot…
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AAGC049 - Ships BOINKING in the Night (Dr. Darcy, Living Her Best Life)
In this episode Alyssa quizzes everyone on Marvel Relationship nicknames. The Bigs joins the ladies for a riveting game of Who’s a Dumb Ass? Nikki schools Little Big on Barbra Streisand, Mr. Big explains SnewSnew, Jamie’s “got nothing,” and Little Big has the biggest brain out of all of us....
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AAGC048 - Loving Lovers Who Love to Love (Barf)
In this episode Jamie covers Marvel couples who have yet to make it into the MCU. Nikki has a BIG BEEF with Alyssa, Jamie tells us how she would have sex in outer space in the name of science, and Sweet Baby Angle Alyssa is currently taking applications for guys who can make their boobies dance....
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AAGC047 - Hawkeye (Kohl’s Is My Mothership)
In this episode Nikki covers the top 10 comic book easter eggs in Hawkeye. Alyssa explains why she still has a beef with her parents. ($1 Barbie Doll dress vs. Lego kits) Nikki is confused as to what people do in order to have a reason for elbow patches. And Jamie is the big sister everyone’s...
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AAGC046 - Higher, Further, Faster, Baby (How the MCU Inspires Us)
In this first episode of 2022, Alyssa tries to inspire Jamie and Nikki with inspirational MCU quotes. Jamie and Nikki were totally inspired. But they’re dumb asses left Alyssa UNINSPIRED! Also, the Rona infiltrated 2/3 of America’s Asses. Of course our Sweet Baby Angel, Alyssa escaped the wrath…
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AAGC045 - The Holiday Special (It's The Most Busiest Time Of The Year)
In this last episode of 2021 the ladies discuss the top holiday Marvel comics. The ladies give us their first initial impression of Hawkeye & Jamie makes the best birthday cake ever! Alyssa tells us about Puppy Chow & Nikki made a big investment. Thank you all for your constant support throughout...
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AAGC044 - Bad Ass Bitches of the MCU
In this episode the ladies discuss their favorite bad ass bitches of the MCU. Complete with honorable mentions from “EVERYBODY.” Alyssa explains the art of going pee at the movie theater, Jamie tells us all about her “shower Thoughts”, and Nikki has a hill to die on. Socialize with us on our...
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AAGC043 - Battle of The Marvel Couples (The Hubby Episode)
In this episode, Alyssa quizzes Mr. Big and Nikki as well as Little Big and Jamie on their knowledge of their spouses’ Marvel likes and dislikes. It’s a battle between couples. Or is it a battle between Jamie and everyone else? Nikki and Mr. Big make their elevator pitch for the romcom “De Udder...
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The Dollar Tree East of the Mississippi - AAGC042
In this episode, as the ladies are eating ALL the Halloween candy, Jamie enlightens us about the complicated relationship between Marvel and Disney. Alyssa tells us about her cocktail weenie fingers, Nikki gives us a quick history lesson about Pirate Radio, and all Jamie remembers is being too…
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The Halloween Special (Vampires Don’t Sparkle In The Sun) - AAGC041
It’s Spooky Ookey Halloween! In this week’s episode Nikki talks with the ladies about Scott Allen’s cbr.com article entitled “The 10 Times Marvel Dabbled In Horror” Alyssa finally realizes how dumb the Twilight series is and Jamie (or Natcho1397, as we like to call her) is strictly a zombie girl....
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Explore the Marvel Universe (The more you know *DING*) - AAGC040
Alyssa takes the reins this week as she tells us about her and Jamie’s experience at the largest exhibition celebrating the Marvel Universe at Chicago’s MSI. (Museum of Science and Industry) It’s a museum of SCIENCE… and… INDUSTRY ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Anywho… In this episode Alyssa explains what 31 looks...
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