Amityvilleville
by Radiotopia
If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “Wow, I’d really love to listen to Reply All/Hyperfixed's Alex Goldman and former VICE culture writer Caroline Thompson absolutely lose their minds watching every Amityville movie ever made,” then boy do we have a podcast for you! On a cold November night in 1974, 23-year-old Ron DeFeo Jr. picked up a .35 caliber rifle and crept room to room in his lakeside family home in Amityville, New York. By dawn, his mother, father, and four younger siblings all lay cold and dead in their beds. Over the last half century, this gruesome family annihilation and the alleged paranormal haunting that followed have inspired the production of nearly 100 films in the Amityville Horror franchise. And Alex and Caroline are ready to watch them all. Welcome to Amityvilleville, a podcast dedicated to driving its hosts to the brink of insanity. Join Alex and Caroline as they make their way through the entire back catalog of this terrifying, campy, fly-filled series one wee
Episodes
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The Amityville Harvest
SOMEONE GOT VAMPIRES IN MY AMITYVILLE. It doesn't make sense, and it doesn't matter! Nothing matters! Everything we do is meaningless! Watching these movies is meaningless! A guy talks about having to poop in this movie. As of this recording, Amityville Harvest is available on the following...
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Witches of Amityville Academy
This one is kinda like Practical Magic. And like Harry Potter. Alex hated it, Caroline liked it. Among the least offensive of the Amityville movies, but also among the most boring. We also talk about a trip we took to the Amityville house. Alex's Amityville Movies Ranking Caroline's Amityville...
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Amityville Vibrator
CONTENT WARNING THIS ONE IS NASTY We have to bleach our eyes after watching this, and still it was far from the worst one we've seen. A gory porno with the unsexiest sex we've ever seen, Amityville Vibrator is about what happens when a director thinks they can be John Waters without any of the...
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Scared Stiff II: The Amityville Whore/Amityville Witch Activity/Amityville Cabin
3 Amityville projects for the price of one! This episode has NakedSword original Scared Stiff II: The Amityville Whore, the comedic short Amityville Witch Activity, and the baffling but mercifully short Amityville Cabin. As of this recording, these movies are available on the following streaming...
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Amityville Island (Feat. Rob and Brian of Box Office Gross)
(TW: discussion of sexual violence in this week's episode) Mark Polonia is back, and he's answering the question: What if Amityville but on an island. There are possessed sharks and bears, zombies, nanobots, and enough dangling plot threads to knit a sweater. Follow Rob and Brian and listen to…
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The Amityville Dawn (Feat. Autumn Roberts)
Aaron Samuels from Mean Girls hammers his family to death and then his daughter joins a convent and hangs out with Stacy Dash from Clueless. Also some other stuff happens, probably. This movie is boring, but at least Autumn's here LINKS: Autumn on instagram Autumn on Tiktok Alex's Amityville…
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Amityville: Mt. Misery Road (feat. Patrick Brice)
Ooooooh boy, look at us! Amityvilleville is hitting the big time with Patrick Brice, the director of the Creep movies, the series The Creep Tapes, The Overnight, Corporate Animals and many more! Don't let the critics fool you, this movie gets some terrible reviews, but it is something completely...
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Brief Announcement
Hey! We're taking a week off just because our lives got so busy we couldn't watch the world's worst music. But we are very excited to be back at you next week with Amityville: Mt. Misery Road. You can watch it HERE. But why would you want to.
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The Amityville Murders (Feat. Josh Boerman)
Hey! You like remakes? Well tough, because today we're watching The Amityville Murders with Josh Boerman of The Worst of All Possible Worlds and Ill Conceived podcasts, and it's basically just Amityville II with less incest. They even got two actors from Amityville II to show up for minor roles!...
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Amityville Prison
(AKA Against the Night) A bunch of teens go to a prison and end up in a slash movie. This one has nudity and aliens, but it doesn't have character development, or any real lighting for about 35 minutes. Never has an Amityville movie had so much promise just through its setup, and never has that...
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Amityville: The Awakening (feat. Will Rogers of Guide to the Unknown)
We're 2 for 2 on absolute bangers. This the first major studio Amityville movie since the 2005 Ryan Reynolds remake, and it might actually be the best in the series so far? At least according to Alex and Caroline? Thankfully we have Will Rogers, co-host of the Guide to the Unknown podcast to talk...
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Campfire Tales II: All Hallows Eve Horror (feat. Juniper and Caleb of Kill the Computer)
🚨BANGER ALERT🚨This week on AVV, Caleb and Juniper from the Kill the Computer Podcast join us as we get a much needed respite from the absolute trash we've been watching. This movie has pretty much everything you could want from an Amityville movie -- ghosts, ghouls, zombies, aliens, killers,...
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Amityville Clownhouse (Feat. Matt Farley)
From the creators of Amityville Toybox comes a new movie that is about 30% comprised of reused footage from Amityville Toybox! Join us and special guest Matt Farley as we encounter a new nadir in the already struggling Amityville franchise. Don't forget to listen to Matt Farley's music and watch...
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Amityville Exorcism
It's holy war at the Dukane house as some haunted lumber turns mild mannered Amy into a goo spitting demon! Will she pose seductively in the forest for a creep? Will her alcoholic dad believe the priest sent their to warn him? Will anything happen in this movie? Who knows! Who cares! ALSO VERY...
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Amityville: No Escape
This week a bunch of people end up in Blair Witch in 2016 and a lady ends up in Paranormal Activity in 1997, and the two plots kinda talk to one another? Will they escape? Well, the answer's right there in the title. The movie is whatever, this week's episode is all about the chattin'. As of this...
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The Conjuring 2
Is the Conjuring 2 an Amityville movie? Some (Caroline) might argue it is, because the first 15 minutes or whatever take place inside the Amityville Horror Home itself. Alex’s old friend, noted vampyr hunter and mortal enemy of the Lutz family Dr. Stephen Kaplan even shows up in a speaking role!!...
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Amityville Toybox
Join Julia, Jennii, Jeanne, Jade, Brittany, Breana, and a rest of the Jansen family as they do nothing for 70 minutes and mostly die offscreen. Thrill to the exploits of the sex shaming senile granny, behold the spookiness of the color gels they use on the lights, and fear the haunted monkey that...
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The Amityvillenado Interview
An interview with Paul (Duck) Tucker and Jeff Van Gerwen the creators of the 88th Amityville movie, Amityvillenado! We talk about the making of the movie and their relationship to the franchise. A wonderful time was had by all! Check out their movie and their podcast. You can find Amityvillenado…
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The Amityville Terror
This is another horny one, folks. An unsuspecting family moves into the "Amity House" and finds more than they bargained for. What did they find? You know, the usual stuff, possession, incest, etc etc. Join daughter Jessica as she pisses and moans about everything and carries around a crossbow...
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Amityville Vanishing Point
🚨AMAZING MOVIE ALERT🚨 Join us as we watch Bermuda and Brigitta and Sentinel as they navigate the death of their friend Margaret. A belly dancer dances backward to punk rock, an FBI agent ****** on some baseball cards, Lloyd Kaufman shows up to dispense some esoteric wisdom. Do we have any idea...
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The Amityville Playhouse
"Is this it?" "Well...what did you expect" "I don't know but it looks kinda...boring." You can say that again, characters in Amityville Playhouse (AKA The Amityville Theater)! It's time to watch a movie where nothing happens and then some more nothing happens? Will Fawn survive? Will Kyle stop...
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Amityville Death House
BANGER ALERT - a truly bonkers movie from start to finish. A warlock (possibly celebrity dad and sibling Eric Roberts) resurrects a witch to take vengeance on the town of Amityville, and delivers a plague of unconvincing composite effects, a bunch of people with oatmeal on their faces, and, of...
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The Amityville Asylum
What could be scarier than a cult running a sanitarium , hoping to achieve immortality? Horrifying british accents! This week we watch 2013's Amityville Asylum and learn the horrifying truth about what's going on in the spooky psychiatrict hospital that was built right where 112 Ocean Avenue once...
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The Amityville Haunting
We have reached the indie Amityville movies, and woof -- what a flick to start off with. Join us as not much happens for 90 minutes in this "extream" found footage horror movie. There is a guy named Cut in here though. And a kid named Donny Reddit. Whatever. As of this writing, The Amityville...
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The Amityville Horror (2005)
I thought we just did this movie like 10 movies ago. Oh this time though Ryan Reynolds is acting his butt off. And his shirt off. Like his shirt is off for this entire movie. As of this writing, The Amityville Horror (2005) is available on the following streaming services: TUBI The Roku Channel...
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My Amityville Horror
This week we watch a documentary about Danny Lutz, son of Amityville haunting victim George Lutz, about his experiences growing up in a haunted house. Honestly this one might more harrowing than all the movies we've watched up until this point. As of this writing, My Amityville Horror is…
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Amityville Dollhouse
This one is set in the desert for some reason and has nothing to do with Amityville as far as we can tell, but there's spiders, wasps, rats zombie dads, and reused props from other movies Alex has seen. Oh and incest. There's more incest. As of this writing, Amityville Dollhouse is available on…
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Amityville: A New Generation
TW: Suicide Amityville is a mirror now, I guess. And like in LA? It’s somewhere, but it ain’t amityville. But there's a guy named Keyes Terry. Oh and Locke from Lost is here. As of this writing, Amityville: A New Generation is streaming on the following services: Sling Roku Plex Tubi Amazon
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Amityville 1992: It's About Time
The horror is a sexy clock now, and it can turn you into a baby. Frankly, that's none of my business. As of this writing, you can watch Amityville 1992: It's About Time on the following streaming services: Pluto TV Sling Plex Roku Tubi
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The Amityville Curse (1990)
Look, Caroline wants to fuck the lamp. I'm no happier about this than you are. In this week's movie, a bunch of annoying Canadians go to a house that has nothing to do with the Amityville house, never utter the word Amityville and infuriate the shit out of Alex and Caroline for 90 minutes. To be...
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Amityville: The Evil Escapes
This time the horror is a lamp. And maybe a cat? As of this writing, you can watch Amityville the evil escapes on the following platforms TUBI CW Xumo Sling Roku
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Amityville 3-D
Here's how my mom and dad fell back in love after my dad bought a haunted house that killed me and then exploded. As of this writing, Amityville 3-D is available (lamentably, in 2-D) on the following streaming services: TUBI Pluto TV If you are just discovering this podcast, please consider...
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Amityville II: The Possession
We're on the second movie and already deeply upset. The Montellis (not the Lutzes) move into 112 Ocean Avenue, and things go down hill quickly (both for the Montellis and for the viewer). As of this writing, Amityville II: The Possession is available for streaming on: Tubi Pluto If you are just...
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The Amityville Horror
The movie that started all. Josh Brolin and Margot Kidder run afoul of priests, pigs and the paranormal. As of this writing, The Amityville Horror is available to stream for free on: Tubi Sling TV Pluto TV If you are just discovering this podcast, please consider listening to Alex's other…
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Episode 0 - The History of the Amityville Murders
In this introduction to the Amityville series, Caroline schools Alex about the real life history of the DeFeo family killings, as well as the subsequent "haunting" of the Lutz family.
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Amityvilleville Trailer
A trailer for the new Amityvilleville podcast. Follow us on social media everywhere @ amityvilleville
About this show
If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “Wow, I’d really love to listen to Reply All/Hyperfixed's Alex Goldman and former VICE culture writer Caroline Thompson absolutely lose their minds watching every Amityville movie ever made,” then boy do we have a podcast for you! On a cold November night in 1974, 23-year-old Ron DeFeo Jr. picked up a .35 caliber rifle and crept room to room in his lakeside family home in Amityville, New York. By dawn, his mother, father, and four younger siblings all lay cold and dead in their beds. Over the last half century, this gruesome family annihilation and the alleged paranormal haunting that followed have inspired the production of nearly 100 films in the Amityville Horror franchise. And Alex and Caroline are ready to watch them all. Welcome to Amityvilleville, a podcast dedicated to driving its hosts to the brink of insanity. Join Alex and Caroline as they make their way through the entire back catalog of this terrifying, campy, fly-filled series one wee
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