An Animorphs Book Club Podcast

We discuss "The Mutation." The Animorphs search underwater for a magical sword, but instead they find sexy fish people and a resolution to Marco's new character arc.Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/ Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss the book that taught B Natural what cocaine is and uncover a disturbing truth about who caused the September 11 attacks.Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Proposal.” The Animorphs come up with a plan to cancel culture Visser Three’s celebrity BFF by annoying him so that he acts annoyed. They anoint him on accident.Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

We discuss "The Prophecy." Aldrea begins sharing Cassie’s mind (but not body) and says “I am from the Hork-Bajir Chronicles.” They team up to destroy Yeerk Wyoming.Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

We watch too much of the Animorphs TV show in one day and then complain about its confusing episode order.0:00 - 08 “The Alien”12:18 - 09 “The Capture, Part 1”19:36 - 10 “The Capture, Part 2”37:54 - 11-13 "The Reaction," "The Stranger," and "The Forgotten"Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

We discuss the Animorphs TV show episodes based on Books 4 and 17.0:00 - 06 “The Message”8:44 - Struggling to find the next episode on Freevee because they’re all labeled wrong10:40 - 07 “The Escape”Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Illusion.” It's a really good book about a boy getting tortured for two hours, but it’s impossible to understand if you haven’t seen the Smosh Ninja Turtles video or JoJo Part 1.Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Separation.” the stinky starfish bookListen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

We finally discuss more episodes of the Animorphs TV show.0:00 - 04 “On the Run”19:25 - 05 “Between Friends”Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Conspiracy.” The Animorphs kidnap and tie up a teenage girl in order to save a Yeerk's life. It’s the best book ever if you just change the plot of it in your head.Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Reunion.” It’s happening again. Marco’s mom is back, and so is Visser One’s aquatic clown companion (who learned to fly).Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

We read and discuss "The First Journey." It's a "direct a very stupid character through limited decisions" type book. You join the Animorphs, and they all hate you.Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “Elfangor’s Secret,” the most unhinged Animorphs book yet. Jake finally dies again, for real this time. Then Adolf Hitler shows up.Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Sickness.” Cassie becomes an eel-sized eel and a Yeerk (she has the ability to morph to different animals). Then she performs surgery to remove the yams from Ax’s feet.Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Experiment.” Visser Three stole all the golden bananas again. We have gone zero books without the Animorphs pooping on their enemies.Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

We discuss "The Exposed." Nothing in this book was entertaining. We meet a new antagonist named The Drode, whom the Animorphs exclusively refer to as "The Prune."Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Attack.” Kapplegate has temporarily returned to explain the red eyeball thing before letting ghostwriters take over most of the series, so it's on like Donkey Kong.Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

We discuss the first ghostwritten Animorphs book, “The Extreme.” Then we briefly talk about the second Animorphs graphic novel and some excerpts from a Kapplegate interview.Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Suspicion” and then play the Animorphs board game. Rachel is suspiciously clean. They surprisingly didn’t vore the Helmacrons in this book.The board game discussion starts at 1:34:17Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Pretender.” There’s gay in this book somewhere. The Animorphs continue their mission to save the world before finding out that the world is Visser Three in morph.Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

In this Animorphs book, we learn the backstory of Doctor Hamee, Aldrea, and a very long Yeerk. Mustard had zero issues with this book for some reason. See our Arn drawings which we discuss in the episode: https://twitter.com/AABCpodcast/status/1845844332214910998 Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss "The Solution." In the final part of the David trilogy, the newest Animorph goes on a murder rampage and is stopped thanks to a plan by Casey the Briefcase Sidekick.Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast

Before reading the next book, we decided to check out the first three episodes of the Animorphs TV series: "My Name Is Jake, Part 1," "My Name Is Jake, Part 2," and "Underground." Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast An Animorphs VHS Club Podcast

We discuss “The Threat.” Jake goes into the deep web, and the Animorphs go into a vent like in the hit game Among Us. There’s also Andalite penetration. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Discovery.” ​​A new Animorph, David, talks to Visser Three in an AOL roleplay chat and sells his Minecraft coordinates to the Yeerks. David is evil since he likes Megadeth. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Departure,” which is the best Animorphs book. You should go read it. There is lots of talking and philosophosizing, and Marco’s body regenerates. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “In the Time of the Dinosaurs,” the first real Megamorphs book. The Animorphs go to dinosaur time, write the Bible, and grow old eating broccoli with the crab people. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss "The Decision." The Animorphs become mosquitos to take blood from Marco's favorite clown, then the author gets bored of that plot and suddenly switches to a better one. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Underground.” Rachel sneaks around the Yeerk Pool in disguise and is really cool. She'd be good at Among Us. Watch us eat oatmeal: https://youtu.be/fqAh26cujBg Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Warning” and take a journey through 1990's internet. Jake and Cassie burn down a mansion owned by Visser Three’s twin brother and then make out in the flames. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast hi macho man big eyes brown eyes brown deep hair eyes brown

We discuss “The Escape.” The Animorphs finally ride roller coasters as birds. We theorize in ways that require a lot of misinformation, some opinions change, and now this book is the Bible. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Unknown,” a title referring to an Andalite toilet. The Animorphs watch a Yeerk poop. Visser Three watches Cassie poop. That’s how this book is. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Change,” where Tobias grows giant, and then eagles fly out of his butt. We also talk about some things that have made us cry, like playing Othello. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss the second half of “The Andalite Chronicles.” Elfangor and Lauren flop around the universe then suddenly feel like smoking cigarettes and voting. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast Content warning: This episode contains discussion of fictional sexual assault

We discuss one half of “The Andalite Chronicles,” and it’s lightyears ahead of other Animorphs books. Alfangor, Alauren, and Lauren go on an adventure fighting Scoo Pachoos. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast

(Not Animorphs) Mustard, Stir, and Blue Thunder play a storytelling game while waiting for a pizza delivery. Here's the game: https://acsherman.itch.io/pizza-heroes Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast

THIS BOOK WAS LIKE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HEHEH HOOOOOHEEEEEEEE DOOOP DOOP DOOP I'M KAPPLEGATE HOHO I'M DUMDUMBBBBBHAHALOLOL WHAT IF RACHE L JINGLES UNDERWATER SMART IM SMART KAPPELE GATEahahahahahaha tv hot boy hahahaha CROCODILE TIME LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOLL8OJoin our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6Email: [email protected]: @AABCpodcast(We discuss “The Reaction”)The disclaimer voice is a Sonic the Hedgehog deep fake.

We discuss “The Forgotten,” the book that B Natural forgot about. Jake runs around in the Amazon rainforest talking to nobody. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast Becoming a fly and not eating poop is like going to the Grand Canyon and not looking at it.

We discuss “The Android,” the most appropriately-named Animorphs book so far. It teaches us about the Chee, the Pemalites, and how Zero-space works.  Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss Air Morph One: Ready For Takeoff. Melvin, presumably the newest member of the Animorphs, isn’t very good at writing. Anthrax is an American heavy metal band. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast Some audio is from episode 4 of The Animorphs Book Club, that other podcast. We’re still on hiatus from releasing episodes regularly, with 10 episodes recorded that need to be edited. They’ll be out when I have more time. There are some really great books coming up.

We discuss Animorphs the Graphic Novel 1: The Invasion by Chris Grine. Everyone should buy this book. Also, we're on hiatus. Watch the Graveyard Golf video: https://youtu.be/ovRitRZGNUE Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast Shoutouts to "The" Animorphs Book Club.

We discuss “The Secret.” We also spend a lot of time talking about previous Animorphs books, because this one is really bad. It’s smelly. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss "The Alien" and finally learn what an aristh is. Ax contemplates his relationship with the Animorphs, his duty to avenge his brother's death, and the taste of salt and grease. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast Special thanks to Mr. John Kirbysdreamland2.

We discuss “The Andalite’s Gift.” FLASH! Tobias offers to poop on Marco. Marco is dating a giant dust monster from Saturn.  Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast

(Not Animorphs) We read and discuss Dr. Seuss’s “Hop on Pop.” If you have this book at home, feel free to read along with us. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Stranger.” In this book, they Netflix and chill in Cassie’s barn and eat Tobias at Visser Three’s barbecue. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast Don't we all think that Tobias is birdened enough?

We discuss the most flawless Animorphs book so far, “The Capture.” Jake’s friends decide to tie him up for three days. Jake is like “yay.” Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast Alternate episode titles: “Visser Milgram Test” and “Someone kill this fool for me”

We discuss “The Predator” and spend almost ten minutes arguing about whether or not the ending is a cop-out. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast Alternate episode title: “Ants are Satan Incarnate”

We discuss Kapplegate’s fourth Animorphs book, “The Message.” Most of us think it isn’t great, but AX! AAAAX! Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast "Some jokes are just too dumb for me, and that one wasn't."

B Natural, Batter, Mustard, and Stir discuss hawk sex and then argue about the third Animorphs book, “The Encounter.” Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @AABCpodcast