PODCAST · comedy
Anonymissssss
by N/A
Two anonymous ladies talk about all the stuff without you judging them.
Episodes
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E41 Biiiiiiiiiiitch
Knifescream Cake & Birdbones Jones deal with some heavy shit in the midst of all the blessings. When you want something you have to build it & there's a lot of muck in the building business. If we can do it, you can do it, just one pile of bullshit at a time. With friendship, weed, realness, love…
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E40 I'm Kind-of In A Love Triangle Right Now
We're back! Ane we missed you! Life has been topsy-fuckin-turvey, Birdbones Jone & Knifescream Cake kept talking about manifesting change & now here we are, so much has changed & more to come still. But don't worry your pretty little head, we still keep it real, we're still dealing with love,...
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E39 I May Be Ratchet But I'm Smart About It
Knifescream Cake is back from a much needed vacation, Birdbones Jones' pregnancy marches on & the realness continues. Booty calls during non-booty call hours, partnership backup, checking your life, being appreciative of where you're at & what ya got.
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E38 I'll Say It Again, I Want To Burn A House Down & Flip A Fucking Table
It's February & we're all trying to make it through the best we can. Winter's got bitches restless over here! So much to do, so little motivation not to sleep through all of it. Birdbones Jones & Knifescream Cake look to the future, weigh our options, keep it real, & keep on keepin on
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E37 That's Why You Shoulda Took Your Finger Outta My Asshole Like Five Minutes Ago
Rollin down the river of realness, Knifescream Cake & Birdbones Jones got a lot goin on but that ain't gunna get us down! From family issues & terrible sex etiquette to new jobs & moving up in the world we have it all on our plates. Luckily we came to the table hungry.
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E36 Sleezy E
Another guest! And FINALLY a man tells us his online dating experiences & this one's are varied & many! Sleezy E keeps it real, we keep it anonymous.
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Fishin & Bitchin 14
No haters, just daters. We show you how to not do it by the finest and the brightest of the dumbest mther fkers on the web. If you're trying to score with the ladies, asking if she's into pegging as your first message may not be the way to go. No judgments!! Just keeping it real and anonymous.
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E35 Do You Like Anal, Boss Lady?
We delve in deep on a myriad of issues from Birdbones Jones' awkward family problems to Knifescream Cake taking the power into her own hands & manifesting positivity, makin shit happen. We also have a great scare moment that cracked us up while editing AND! our first fan from The Fam writes in to...
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Fishin & Bitchin 13
At it again! We dish, we fish, we bitch, kickin it classic with that realness. If you don't know, now ya know n-word.
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E34 Your Sin Will Truly Find You Out
We're on the upswing! Things are improving, bitches are moving forward & things are gettin done did. We aint playin no games out here but we do have BIG NEWS!!!! Change is afoot & it isn't even the new year yet. Strap yourself in, we're goin for a ride.
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Fishin & Bitchin 12
Another basket of bro bullshit & retarded romance. If we had a nickle for every time a guy said something rude on dating apps we'd have enough money to our own selves on a damn date! Also, Birdbones Jones drops some very relatable realness on this drop's bitchfest.
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E33 Bitches Need To Be Called Out
Birbones Jones & Knifescream Cake will always keep it real with you, for better or for worse. We mean it when we say shit gets real. This is a hard time of year for everyone, be kind to yourself first & find compassion for those around you, even if they're being fuck tards. It's like Jesus of...
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Fishin & Bitchin 11
People out here weren't raised right! Plenty of Fish messages are making these dudes look like dicks and we can only guess what these tricks and hos are up to out here, probably no good. We wanna hear from YOU!! Anonymously share your online dating experiences at @secretsalad666 on twitter &...
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E32 The Wooty Episode
We suffer loss, we talk about our past, confronting addiction, keeping life moving & making the best of it. That's what real love is.
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Fishin & Bitchin 10
We been dishin out this online dating advice for 20 weeks now & we sure hope somebody done learned somethin. If not, it's cool, we're gunna keep on keepin it on. And we have a very real and personal bitchfest on this mother right here.
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E31 It's Super Gay Up In Here
As usual, Big News from Birdbones Jones! We check in with Knifescream Cake teetering on the fence about her past & her future. Big things & big gay feelings from Anonymous.
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Fishin & Bitchin 9
This time we read the classic Plenty Of Fish messages including a firing off of one-liners. It's your bi-weekly dose of online dating & the ever cathartic Bitchfest.
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E30 Harry Twatter
Wow. This one's a doozy. Not only do we being you the real raw human story of "Harry Twatter", a young standup comedian struggling with gender identity but we also join her at her part-time job as a sex-phone-operator, or as we like to call it, a "sexual enabler". We take live anonymous calls and...
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Fishin & Bitchin 8
A blast from the past!! A return customer! Pegasaurus comes back for more! We dissect the male attitude towards conversation in the online dating game. Knifescream Cake & Birdbones Jones let it be known.
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E29 Masterbating To The Sopranos
We're back with another piping hot plate of real realness. Birdbones Jones is in the thick of it, with a new boyfriend becoming a fiance, bringing a kid into the mix and dealing with custody threats, there's nothing we can't get through. Knifescream Cake is walking through an inner struggle to…
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E28 What's Good For The Pussy Is Good For The Land
Birdbones Jones is still trying to make a baby with Pablo Dicasso while navigating their new relationship with a step-son in the mix. Knifescream Cake works through self-doubt to find that maybe it's not her, maybe she just hasn't found the right one yet. What's meant for you wont pass you by…
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Fishin & Bitchin 6
Another round of Plenty Of Fish messages, we stand on the shores of a lake of bullshit and cast our net wide! Knifescream Cake goes on a date and reports from the frontlines and then lays down the basics of digital chivalry.
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E27 The Situation Last Night With My Brother's Best Friend
Birdbones Jones and Knifescream Cake, just like you, are soldiering life and plans and family and just gettin through the damn week. We might need to cry in the car, but then we go do that shit we were goin to do. We also look at Definitions of Consent in retrospect. And! Podcast drama.
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Fishin & Bitchin 5
We cast our net wide and come up with a buffet's worth of old boots, tin cans, and license plates! Birdbones Jones has her Bitchfest on something near and dear to her heart and wallet.
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E26 Here's This Dude That's Cummin All Up In Me
Birbones Jones lays it on strong with big news. Knifescream Cake does her best to process this information while also dealing with her man struggles, post-operation, & navigating sobriety through temptation. Bitches keepin it stong out here & always very very real.
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Fishin & Bitchin 4
Keepin it classic with the Plenty of Fish messages & Knifescream Cake makes her peace on a hot button issue, but only for 45 seconds.
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E25 I Know But That's Fuckin Scary (Separate But Equal)
Birdbones Jones delves deep into her sudden relationship status while Knifescream Cake moves through the labyrinth of trying to trust. Happiness might be the most difficult challenge yet. "It takes a muscle to fall in Love" - M.I.A
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Fishin & Bitchin 3
POF Messages And! The Bitchfest! We struggle through adversity to bring you the realness because we love you guys
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E24 The Nightman Cometh
It finally came. The Nightman is here and he's got a bone to pick with us. Get to know who The Nightman is and what he has to say on all the matters.
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Fishin & Bitchin 2
P.O.F Messages & Knifescream Cake's Bitchfest PLUS! We introduce the Plenty Of Fish Messages Themesong!
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E23 The Sex Happens
Knifescream Cake and Birdbones Jones have been friends for over 20 years, so not only are they basically common law married twice, but often times they're lives sync up in strange similarities. These bitches are riding the same wave and it's bananas. What happens when you get what you've wanted…
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Fishin & Bitchin 1
We're comin at you every week now! Knifescream Cake and Birdbones Jones proudly present: Fishin & Bitchin. We bring back two segments Every Other Week for you: Reading Plenty of Fish Messages and Bitchfest. We have so much to bring you, we couldn't fit it all in!! Well, here's the rest of the…
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E22 Okay Cool, No, Not Really But Aight
Communication is key, whether the door leads to connection through vulnerability and truth or it leads to a door holding back a heaping helping of bullshit, the key is in your hand. Birdbones Jones is enoying the strangeness of single life while Knifescream Cake navigates new goals and old patterns.
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E21 To All The People Who Have To Deal With Bullshit
Knifescream Cake and Birdbones Jones have been dishing out the realness lately so we wanted to kick it back to basics at the table. The ladies have been hustlin, workin, & gettin it in, all in the name of making dreams happen and achieving goals.
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Special Drop! Talkin Shit
Happy Saturday! It's our second Special Drop where we keep it short, sweet, and real af.
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E20 Do You Wanna Color?
Birdbones Jones & Knifescream Cake come a little further out from the shadows to let it be known how we got to being BBJ & KSC. Our fucked up childhoods, how we met, family life, family businesses, & real friendship. It's a hard knock life, but ya'll already know.
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E19 The C.I.A Has Seen Me Squirt For Sure
We always bring a feast to the table and this time is no different, Birdbones Jones has some very exciting albeit secret news, while Knifescream Cake digs deep and opens up to great changes, we keep it real and we keep it anonymissssss.
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E18 Southern Sister
Birdbones Jones and Knifescream Cake sit down with Southern Sister, a true survivor who shares her story with us Anonymissssssly. Southern Sister went through so much to get where she is, she's a brave, honest, mistake making, lesson learning, soul sister who's doing her best and I'll be damned…
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E17 The Sweeter Side of Satan
So Much News!! The Secret Ladies have so much to bring you! Knifescream Cake and Birdbones Jones get real about their faults, give you the best of the worse POF messages, and bring it all home with a good ol fashioned discussion about the condom struggle, which is very very real.
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Special Drop! 420!
Surprise! We're both super excited to bring you a special episode! It's 420 and that my friends, means friendship. Love is in the air and it's green and it sparkles! Puff puff pass, don't bogart that joint, just roll me up and smoke me when I die. Here's a special one for ya, short and sweet.
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E16 That's The Guy That's Fuckin My Daughter
A comic the secret ladies know once said, "Bringing your tinder date around your friends is like wearing your dildo around your neck" and he aint wrong. Bringing who you're "dating" around your people is awkward so we agree on a healthy timeframe, Knifescream Cake tells a torrid tale from her…
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E15 Just Because You're Dressed Up Doesn't Mean You're Not An Alcoholic
We're moving forward like a train on fire! New jobs, new men, new adventures! We like to keep our team updated. Great job, team.
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E14 Our Friendship Goes So Hard We Get F***d Together
February was a month of beginnings, March has been a time of ends: Things coming to an end, making ends meet, and the ends justifying the means. When one door closes, you hotbox that room with your bestie. Our friendship is so real, you don't even know!
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E13 I Felt Bad For You Until That Last Part
A February of Firsts for Birdbones Jones! Breaking new ground, or well....not breaking, but....sliding slowly & respectfully into new ground. Knifescream Cake has been standing up for herself, we acknowledge the Walk Of Shame for our fore-freaks before us, and we wanna go camping, but we need...
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E12 Clingy Jim
Our second guest, but our first guest with a boner - Clingy Jim
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E11 I Don't Wanna Cry On The Podcast
Birdbones Jones is struggling with her realness in a fake ass world, Knifescream Cake is over being treated like a doormat, and we talk about protests
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E10 I'm At The Fuckin Grocery Store
Knifescream Cake and Birdbones Jones had a bad party guest, put fuckboys on a timer, and talk mad shit on P.O.F
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E9 No Regerts
New Year! Same Old Fabulous Us - We reminise about our hoodrat childhood of friendship, drinking, smoking, and spraying Wu-Tang throughout our neighborhood. The good times are killing me and I'm loving it.
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E8 Bitch You're On A Journey
More POF readings! Birdbones Jones gets her first Bitchfest! Boundaries, Standards, Anxiety, Squirting, and Hoodrat behavior. It's all here and it's all for you.
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E7 No Exorcism Needed Here
So many treats for you guys! Two new segments! Plus we discuss the demise of a courtship, the necessity of sluttery and Knifescream Cake achieved a goal.
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