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Another Wasted Hour
by Keith Center
An irreverent comedy podcast exploring Current Events and Washington D.C. area Arts & Culture with absurdist tongue and cheek satire and sardonic off-beat commentary.
Episodes
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Beer Snake!!!
It turns out chlamydia is more widespread than we thought! DC makes the biggest beer snake Keith's ever seen, and we've found someone more behind the times than Internet Explorer! And count on Florida to find a body spray worse than Axe... Secret Beach's single "November Sky" is available on all...
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What are you doing with that Zorro mask?!
Vodka just not cutting it anymore? This new version will fuck you up just the same, plus maybe add some eyes! Eight-year-olds are getting into edibles, and hippos run amok in Colombia! And if you can't find someone to dance, just ask a child in Utah. Apparently, they have to! For more information...
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Areola Virus
It seems it's never too late to chase your dreams of athletic stardom! There's a conspiracy at the FCC to miscount people, and someone has made an obscene amount of money on Hot Pockets! And sadly it seems one our most rock-steady, reliable bastions of the Internet can no longer be trusted...…
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The difference between a baby and a pet
Brave Republicans do their best to save helpless women from buying too many feminine products! We now have scientific proof that your pets are cuter than your spouse, and discover a new sleep aid that's just as good as the rest, only sweatier! TheCrossover.TV creates unique live collaborative…
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Volca? No!
Keith pops the lid on the most shocking conspiracy he's totally invented! It turns out W.W.J.D.M.M.A might be a thing, and the Chinese have yet another aphrodisiac I'm positive you're not interested in! And it turns out the impeachment trial is not the only controversy taking place in Congress…
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Always stop to pet the dog
We find the hero we need in these dark times! Keith pledges himself to the new "milk or water diet," and we find a court judge who's obviously never played Halo. And while this Scotsman may be a shit bank robber, at least we can say he'd also be crap in the KKK, and isn't that a win? The…
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Not in a row!
We realize that we really need to figure out the definition of "24 hours." Keith requests trial by combat, and we discover that I'm just as advanced as a Tesla. And it turns out that vultures are doing more about the border crisis than you are... Red Medicine is playing Thursday, January 30th at...
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365 Pairs of Socks
All aboard a rather unusual train to go rescue innocent people from...clothing bins? Ottawa gives a new meaning to the phrase "stacking bodies," and the Y2K bug was just biding its time all along! And did you know that you're already saving the planet using the Hollywood method? Beta Max will be...
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Cash cab slug line
We discover a healthy new way to grow our breasts! Tumbleweeds are making a sequel to the movie "Rubber," and Keith gets really excited about how it's now legal for him to snowball someone! And we start our countdown to the hot new Cabbage Patch Kids album dropping on Death Row... Justin Trawick...
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Drop a Bombshell and Chill
If you thought you were safe from 30-50 feral hogs, have we got news for you! Roombas are the new home intruders, and apparently the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have gone rogue! And we discover a way to make money even more valuable! I wonder if it has to be worthless first... Emma G allows us…
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Afterhours: The Grand Experiment
Remember that time that time we had too many people on, and we didn't even get to finish everything? Well we've done it again! But this time, we planned for it! We have three different guests for our first ever Another Wasted (After) Hour! This long form special afterhours episode features...
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Lesbian Vampire Kickboxing
The DC area invites Keith back for its own version of Whamageddon! We discuss making money printers coin-operated so they stop running out of cash, and apparently birds love hats! And if you thought the $120,000 Banana story was already wild, just wait until it went full-Florida! Most Savage...
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The Bolognaing Machine
We discuss: at what age should you teach your kids about bologna? We try to figure out how 100 teenagers all agreed to show up to a machete brawl, and wonder if cows prefer the Oculus Rift, or the HTC Vive. And find out how your puppy may be trying to kill you! Checkout more killer music from hit...
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Saying "no" to Bob Dylan
There are green alligators and long-necked geese, humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees! There's cats and rats and elephants, but as far as our guest is concerned, there'll be NO GODDAMN unicorns! Siobhán O'Brien is playing Murphy's in Alexandria, VA on Tuesday, Nov 26th. Then, if you miss…
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Called out on a call back
It turns out the best new restaurant in your area might be your local highway! Keith decides to start a new life fighting alligators, and check with your local cops to see if they'll weigh your drugs for you! And we unleash a revolutionary new system for finding a place to sleep while on the...
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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jaz Drive
These robots may want to wear your face, but at least they'll pay you for it! We discuss Australian Rain-Men, and whether the Air Force should upgrade to zip disks, or jaz drives? And how long has it been since you heard a dial tone? Maryjo Mattea will be playing with Maryjo Mattea at her EP...
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It's fun because it doesn't matter!
We explore the world's oldest mystery: why do baseball players wear hats? We find out you can shout your chakras back into alignment, and discover the world's most adorable method of drug smuggling. And just in time for Halloween, we've seen the end of the world, and in begins in France! Taciturn...
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Yeah, Boss, I am sick... again.
Hangovers finally have a positive use in society! So called scientists are lying to us about where our chocolate milk comes from, and we find out that Putin might just be a spirit. And when we're told endangered species need protection, I'm pretty sure this isn't what they meant... The Reverent...
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Thoughts & Prayers For Sale!
We give you tips on how to step up your fantasy football game! Canada manages to lose money in a business a 14 year old can run, and turns out thoughts & prayers may actually be worth something. And boy have the Russians come up with a kooky new way to keep you abstinent... Boayt will be plowing...
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Never Tufts Enough
Adam & Keith end up in the biggest pickle they've ever seen! We discover that amphibian divorce court is more serious than you would think, and Popeyes gives us the option to make our own damn sandwich. And hold on just a second: there's such a thing as a LEGAL amount of plutonium? Ben Tufts is...
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Sandwiches Made From Fear!!!
Do not go quietly into that good night, rage, RAGE at the fact that Popeyes is still sold out of sandwiches! We find a real life Dexter, but for addicts! And we knew Florida is crazy, but won't believe what we found for sale down there! The Neuro Farm has created a new Dark Wave concert series!...
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Nuke a Hurricane
This week! Good news! We may have found a reason to jump start Space Force! We're devestated to learn that Dairy Queen apparently DOESN'T sell human burgers, and we can add laser-wielding sex-pigs to the list of things we need to watch out for. And why did no one tell us that "fart expert" was a...
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If you would like to hear more...
We discover a whole new meaning for the phrase "fast food!" People still aren't talking about what's happening in Russia, but more importantly we discover that maybe we all shouldn't have dismissed "The Emoji Movie" so quickly! And why does the most suspicious thing about a mysterious death…
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We're on to you, "Those Manic Seas"
On this week's episode of musical whiplash! The world is reminded once again of the dangers of method-acting! The US destroys racism one chocolate at a time and Keith un-masks the identity of TV Head! And if you get in trouble for "liberty business," have we got the dress for you! La Unica are...
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...In a One Hour Bag
The show's idiot brought on three different bands! Not to spoil anything, but one of them is corgi-collecting royalty! We consider making our guests knit the entire show, and we just can't figure out why everyone is so abuzz about this newest health craze. Elizabeth II, Fellowcraft, and Cat…
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All alligators all the time!
If you thought Alabama Meth-Gators were bad, just wait until you hear about Florida Nuke-Crocs! And in a surprise to nobody, perverts continue to ruin things for naked people, and it turns out Mother Nature is getting her revenge by taking out our trains! Ethan Andrew is releasing three new songs...
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Worst of the minor diseases
We discuss which is more terrifying: meth gators, or weaponized ticks? It turns out my court case against Keith for all the emojis he keeps sending me may be more problematic than I believed, and we learn that netflix and porn are killing the planet! I might just go aid that endeavor while I wait...
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All the Conspiracies!
Keith keeps getting on me to get this show mixed, so I'm calling the cops for his "controlling behavior!" We find out that swimming with sharks is far safer than we thought, and that scientists are getting closer to unleashing a real-life B-list horror film about brains! The Upstarters are…
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A Bellagio Fountain Thing
Germany leads the way in innovative, modern solutions to combat your local Nazis! Keith unveils his most important topics for the Democratic debates, and we discover that our greatest fear since we were young men is actually true. And have we got a new health craze you're absolutely not…
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It's not like it's a CAPTCHA
We discover the most pointless way to reduce domestic violence yet imagined! Keith's idea for how to prevent internet hacking reaches an all new low and we find a pitbull that wants to be a cop. Perfect timing to protect us from apparent attack-squirrels! Ambition Radio is a weekly podcast...
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There are so many layers of failure
We discover that there might be a method to the madness that is a DC traffic circle! We discuss healthy ways to deceive children, and why everyone should be keeping a decent wet/dry vac at home! And for God's sake, just pick up your own damn fast-food! Jason Mendelson is playing on Sunday, June...
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One year later
We discover there might just be something to this conspiracy that fireflies are actually alien lasers coming to get you! We find a rental-transportation system even worse than those damn scooters, and if you believe we have the newest way to heat up your love life, then some Russians might just...
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Well, I feel thinner
We discover that even in drug-running, customer satisfaction is critical! The power of positive thinking could even reach into the political realm, and searching for "ballot box stuffer" on Pornhub could lead to some...interesting results? Jarreau Williams is playing the Wednesdays at the Warf...
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A Shrewness of Tamers
Keith unearths evidence that America is on its first steps to becoming that movie "The Road." We also discover the most advanced car security device outside a commercial from Robocop! And is that an apex-predator in your pants, or are you just happy to see us? That and more on this week's episode...
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Soil is people
We present the road-map for how Alec Baldwin could become our next President! We debate what kind of food we'll turn Keith into when we compost him! And we also discover that we should be taking extra care to watch out for...goblins? On this week's episode of Another Wasted Hour! Galen Clark is...
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Found Comedy
We wonder if Australia, among other things, knows the definition of the word "irony." And is this newest organic, natural food for adults idea gonna be the next big thing? And just what the hell HAVE the Chinese been watching every Sunday night for the past several years? Kai Orion is playing a...
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A Comedy of Errors
On this week's episode of comical technical errors! We debate whether its better for teens to avoid junk food or for them to weaponize it so they can avoid mandatory military service! And we discover our parents throwing out our Pokemon cards when we went off to school is not the worst thing that...
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The F word, not the Ph word.
We finally discover a single redeeming quality about dubstep! We discover that Keith has a hard time pronouncing the word "lemur" and that Arkansas is finally taking a stand against the health-food radicals! All that and more on this week's episode of Another Wasted Hour! The Neuro Farm is…
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Definitely not a sex act
We study the link between viral marketing and that burning sensation when you pee! We discuss what the best kind of footwear is for storing your guns and we find out all we need to learn how to fly is our iPads! All that and more on this week's episode of Another Wasted Hour! Black Dog Prowl's…
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You're doing right now, aren't you?!
We discuss the merits of a digital whoopie cushion and make handwritten notes assuring our listeners that this podcast is NOT A BOMB! To all our male listeners in Georgia, don't forget to report your orgasms! All that and more on this week's episode of Another Wasted Hour! The Ellevators released...
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It'sah me, Plazio!
We discover why you should always pay & tip your contractors! In an effort to more positive, we've decided to stop throwing shade, and start throwing cheese! How do you think The Weather Girls will feel about this newest rain tax? All that and more on this week's episode of Another Wasted Hour!...
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Worse than a bag of gummy dicks
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS! And if the restaurant menu were handwritten, would you be more likely to eat the zombie deer meat? All that and more on this week's very special double-guest episode of Another Wasted Hour! On Saturday, March 9th, Irresponsible (www.irreponsiblemusic.com) is playing a 311...
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Flipping Alabama
We announce our group-candidacy for President! And we discuss selling the show to Canada to pay off our debts! That is so long as Keith stops bogarting that box of Cheez-Its, or SO HELP ME GOD I'M BURNING DOWN THE WHOLE STUDIO! All that and more on this week's episode of Another Wasted Hour!…
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They're hungry, let them sleep!
Oh deer, there's zombies! Keith tries to get over the death of Opportunity by hacking some sex robots. Thankfully he has plenty of North Korean meth to help him figure out how to do that. All that and more on this episode of Another Wasted Hour! Tristan Welch is celebrating the release of his new...
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Sir, we can't hear you!
Keith proposes that the government is a series of tubes! If you've gotten sick from someone licking your face, we discover that you may want to consider prison healthcare! All that and more on this week's episode of Another Wasted Hour! Alchemical Records is vying to become your single source for...
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#FakeNewds
We make the show worse through the power of Facebook Live! Can this new "alternative stem cell" treatment treat your back pain? Keith claims "fake nudes!" All that and more on this week's episode of Another Wasted Hour! Cat Janice's brand new single 'Favorite Fight' is available on all streaming...
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Keep Your Resolutions with VR!
We decide to try less, aim low, and achieve it! And we hire a "human uber" to host the show for us! And does Adam explosively hurl on-air from his first VR experience? Find out on this week's episode of Another Wasted Hour! Our guests, Steve Sheets and John Nelson, will be featured at MAGfest as...
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Episode 100!!!
This week! We prove the old adage that everybody likes sausage, right up until they see how the sausage is made and we learn that Starbucks won't let you watch your sick step-parrot porn while you drink your coffee. All that and more on the 100th episode of Another Wasted Hour! Keep a look out…
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Alexa, What's a Picket Line?
In a surprise to no one, a carnival has sent someone else to jail. We discuss where Condoleezza Rice should be on your fantasy draft pick, and Jeff Bezos has FINALLY GONE TOO FAR! All that and more on this week's episode of Another Wasted Hour! Check out "Losing Season" the debut album by The…
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Late and Extremely Ironic
We announce the formation of "the Church of Basic Life Skills." We also talk about sex at high-speeds, and the easy acquisition of barnyard animals. We swear that those two things are NOT related. All that and more on this week's episode of Another Wasted Hour! Sekengard played Baltimore…
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An irreverent comedy podcast exploring Current Events and Washington D.C. area Arts & Culture with absurdist tongue and cheek satire and sardonic off-beat commentary.
HOSTED BY
Keith Center
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