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Answer Me This! Podcast
Helen Zaltzman & Olly Mann answer the world's questions
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AMT422: tiny toy sword
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music AMT422‘s questioneers want to know about/we tell them about the following, whether they like it or not: the strictness in Strictly Come DancingCosette’s little lead…
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Answer Us Back: the knees (don’t) have eyes
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Welcome to this month’s Answer Us Back, full of your feedback and questions provoked by previous episodes of Answer Me This. Today we have: Look, we recorded AMT421 the...
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AMT421: a hetero slab of dad
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music We recorded this the day before news broke of Tim Curry’s death, so our inadvertent tribute to him is being somewhat critical of Rocky Horror Picture Show and Clue....
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Answer Us Back: all aboard the bidet train!
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Welcome to this month’s Answer Us Back, packed full of your responses to previous episodes of Answer Me This – or as our show will soon be rebranded, Could Be True/Might Be...
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AMT420: folded finger bowl
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music In AMT420, questioneers want, nay need, to know about: aeroplane keysaeroplane seatbeltsgoing to the pool without your kidsillegal use of wet wipes the G in G-stringthe...
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Answer Us Back: Nelly Tagliatelle
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Every edition of Answer Us Back features your responses to/observations upon previous episodes of AMT, some of them many many years old – but today’s episode is packed to the...
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AMT419: a plethora of organisms
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music If this Christmas, one of us starts Instagramming pics of us smugly showing off a white chocolate coconut bundt cake sent by Tom Cruise, this episode is why. And the question is...
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Answer Us Back: scab library
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Hello! Welcome to this month’s edition of Answer Us Back, featuring your responses to and observations upon past episodes of AMT. Today: Responding to AMT417’s collection of lost...
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AMT418: swapper, thumper, thwacker, spanker, whacker, whaler and yanker
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music What would you do with a copy of Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged? One questioneer needs any answer other than ‘read it’. AMT418 also contains: Charlie Chaplin’s moustacheRichard…
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Answer Us Back: silky finish
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Hello! Welcome to this month’s edition of Answer Us Back, full of your feedback on AMTs old and new. Today: Swiss Chris continues the AMT416 and AUB fondue discourse, explaining…
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AMT417: I am now a collector of teeth
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Prepare yourself, because there’s a moment of extreme eldritch in AMT417. We weren’t ready. Can we truly be ready? We also discuss: massage products for beesfish-shaped soy sauce...
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Answer Us Back: something has to go in that hole
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Hello! Welcome to this month’s edition of Answer Us Back, full of your feedback on AMTs old and new. Today: Following AMT416’s discussion of meat fondue, Amanda gives us meat…
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AMT416: “Fondue is good and creates a good mood”
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music AMT416 sends us on a Learning Journey about: John Noakes cleaning Nelson’s ColumnLEGO Titanic setsWorld Book Daycurried whalemeat fonduedirty Downing Stnovelizations of film/TV...
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Answer Us Back: ‘nduja-smeared rubber glove
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Hello! Welcome to this month’s edition of Answer Us Back, full of your feedback on AMTs old and new. Today: Helen’s going to watch ice hockey this weekend, i.e. she’ll get to see...
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AMT415: Better Call Ball
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Hold onto your butts, AMT415 contains some SHOCKING and EXTRAORDINARY facts about: Wee Willie Winkie vs Wicked WillieZambonisthe Wingdings conspiracy theorythe Clown Egg…
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Answer Us Back: Tobermory Carvermory
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Hello! Welcome to this month’s edition of Answer Us Back, full of your feedback on AMTs old and new. Today: In response to AMT413‘s question about unusual food combos, Dan writes…
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AMT414: we’re under your mouse mat
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music 26 years late, questioneers want to know why there weren’t more songs about Y2K. We ancient historians consider that, as well as: wax sealspaper p/reviewsPast Timescivil servant…
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AMT413: Middle-aged Business Adultery
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Hi pals. You can tell us. What are the snacks you enjoy that other people in your life consider extremely weird? Or even upsetting? Comment below. And DON’T LIE for effect now…
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Answer Us Back: naughty elves and same-names
LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon MusicHello! Here is this month’s edition of Answer Us Back, full of your feedback on AMTs old and new – mostly pretty new. On today’s menu: Olly Mann himself has a change of heart about Elf On The Shelf since AMT392. Laura found […]
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AMT412: the opposite of porn
LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Huge news! Skip over to Patreon.com/answermethis, sign up for the Sound Bag top tier, and you can get access to an RSS feed with ALL the AMT stuff EVER, including our entire back catalogue, our six themed albums, the retro...
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Answer Us Back: tiaras and cadavers
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Wake up, babe – a new AMT feature just dropped! Midway through the interminable month between new episodes, we’ll be doing an Answer Us Back episode that is all bits of feedback you send in about episodes old and…
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AMT411: The Brainwave of Beelzebub
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music This month, questioneers want to know about: getting attention at the post office short beds of yoresleeping sitting upopen top bus victory/loser paradesEmmerdale: Don’t Look Now! The Dingles in Venicescales falling...
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AMT410: But WHO is the piggy?!
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Overcast • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Since AMT409 the Branaghniacs have has spoken, Ken is hot and so are the other entries on then 16-year-old Charlotte’s list of Sexy Old Men (as of 22nd January 2011) We also consider: who is the piggy in […]
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AMT409: slughetti
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Overcast • Soundcloud • Amazon Music At the bottom of the post are the photos you’ll need to picture Olly’s mum’s erotic occasional table with detachable stiffy, and listener Erica’s sweary embroidery and butt planter. Oh, and beware, the…
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AMT408: deeeep squats
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Overcast • Soundcloud • Amazon Music If you found us thanks to the lobster face-piss that featured in the last episode, welcome! There is no crustacean face-piss in AMT408, but there is: Willy Wonka’s factory but for stock cubesairport…
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AMT407: left alone, she shoots out more face-piss
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Overcast • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Behold! Rob the Balloon Artiste, who featured in AMT405, has only gone and done a balloon portrait of us after Marc Chagall’s painting The Promenade! A very impressive technical and artistic feat, as well...
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AMT406: crashing the pips
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Overcast • Amazon Music • SoundCloud If your neighbours want to set up a catering business but you don’t want them to waste their money because think their food is sludge, can you stop them? Should you stop them? We face this question along […]
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AMT405: like making love to a funhouse mirror
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Overcast • Amazon Music • SoundCloud It’s one of those fantasy questions that gets batted around when “Who would you want at your fantasy dinner party?” has been wrung dry: what would you spend the money on if you won the lottery? Except one...
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AMT404: total skeletonisation
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • Overcast • YouTube • Amazon Music • SoundCloud In AMT404, listeners want to know where to go to see the northern lights, why Jesus’s official birthday and deathday aren’t on the same calendar, and who is being weird: them, or their family? We also…
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AMT403: steam-powered popping wagon
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • Overcast • YouTube • Amazon Music • SoundCloud We’ve been making this show for a long time. We have had SO many questions about weddings. And yet, in AMT403, we get a whole fresh spin on the Wedding WTFery genre of question. We also discuss:...
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AMT402: 50,000 tonnes of baked beans
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • Overcast • YouTube • SoundCloud Can you bloody well believe it? New AMT in your ears in the year 2025?? Well, it’s real! In AMT402, we discuss: roller derby namespirate ships tall shipsart that is EVEN BETTER IRL than it is printed on the tea towels […]
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BIG BIRTHDAY NEWS
Happy birthday to AMT, turning 18 years old today! Which means our baby is now an adult, and we are celebrating by.... 🎉 BRINGING THE PODCAST BACK! 🎉
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Episode 401: bananas gone wild
LISTEN: Apple • Soundcloud • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • Overcast • Welcome back AMT for one special new episode! So much has changed since we retired nearly two years ago, but what remains is our desire to answer YOUR QUESTIONS. Thanks so much for sending them, we loved hearing from you again....
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EPISODE 400: unflown squeakers
Well this is it, listeners. After 14 years and 8 months and many thousands of questions, AMT400 is the last episode of the show. Sob!! But we’re surfing out of here on a wave of your lovely, lovely messages – as well as a British Podcast Award for hanging in there for so damn long […]
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EPISODE 399: lashings of eggs
It’s Answer Me This Episode 399 which means next episode will be Answer Me This Episode 400, so we not only want your QUESTIONS, we want you to send us your AMT memories. Did our answers to your questions helped or hurt your life? Did you made any friends through the podcast? Did you start […]
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EPISODE 398: shitloads of Shreks
We’re settling a lot of couples’ disputes in Answer Me This Episode 398. Who’s from the biggest village? Potato in tacos: Y/N? Did all animation used to be worse, or specifically just in Disney’s straight to video sequels? Prepare yourself for: biggest village by area vs biggest village by...
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EPISODE 397: foot deodorant mayor
Answer Me This Episode 397 is an unofficial animals special! We’ve got: meerkats dog mayors goat mayors crawfish presidential candidates and albatrosses around your neck And also: coffee berries hot-but-not-boiling water caffeine twitches playing presidents your friends mocking you for being a...
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EPISODE 396: acupuncture with malice
Welcome to Answer Me This Episode 396! Nearly 400 episodes in and several thousand questions answered, and you’re still sending us ones we have never covered before. In today’s episode, “Do voodoo dolls work, and specifically, did mine work too well?” Plus: Calvin Klein’s Obsession for lions…
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EPISODE 395: Hollyboob
Put your arm out, palms up, now touch your biceps, cradle the back of your head, hand on hip, other hand on other hip, pat each buttock and JUMP because yes, in Answer Me This Episode 395, we’re learning about the Macarena dance! As well as: luxury car raffles at airports pompoms on hats Rita […]
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EPISODE 394: I thought you were going to strip-search me for eggs
In Answer Me This Episode 394, listeners are struggling with questions about: catnip for lions the humerus/funny bone/ulnar nerve/little Jew Fabergé eggs all the cool stuff that used to be on Woodhouse Moor Gallifreyian garden features treadmills in shoe shops X-rays in shoe shops your own...
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EPISODE 393: Raven McRavenface
Greetings listeners, and thanks for joining us in 2021. Here’s Answer Me This Episode 393, featuring vital questions about: spinach and ricotta pasta Pringles-induced sweat cocktail, performative preparation thereof cocktail, prawn (crisps flavour) walking the plank glow sticks smelling salts and...
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EPISODE 392: holy foreskin
Jingle those bells, it’s festive Answer Me This episode 392, and, as the episode contains Jesus porn, Christmas parental deceit/logistics, and swears, we’re just going to put this right here: AMT392 Child-Friendly Rating: 1%. Today’s inquiries include: The Elf on the Shelf™ Christmas decorations...
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EPISODE 391: death ark
Content warning: animal cruelty. In Answer Me This episode 391, we hear about eviscerated rabbits, I’m A Celebrity food-kills, and a zoo in a deadly stunt. But there’s some mysterious dog magic to compensate. We also consider: the history of video phones the baby in Labyrinth fiction you didn’t...
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EPISODE 390: ahh ooh tennis shoe
Pop in your prosthetic fangs, spritz yourself with fake blood and turn off all the lights except for that annoying one that flickers – it’s the Answer Me This Halloween Special! (Known by day as AMT390.) Featuring SCARY plays, GIANT gourds, MONSTER Mash and BESHAT trousers. And also: pumpkin…
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EPISODE 389: months of mystery fruit
Straight back in with the pizza issues after last month’s pizza-cutting questions, Answer Me This! Episode 389 considers: pizza scissors banana pizza banana curry watermelon rind state-run casinos Monaco bin collection speaking through a mask sewing machines ‘Band on the Run’ snazzing up a small...
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EPISODE 388: pleasant in taste and texture
Escape from the significant problems of the world with Answer Me This! Episode 388‘s parade of ultra-low-stakes problems about such things as: knock knock jokes lolly stick jokes Fab lollies vs Zoom lollies cutting pizzas the Pooseum lawns the house in the middle of the M62 avuncular Instagram...
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EPISODE 387: Planet Nipples
At last, the AMT animal nipples special! How many do bears have? How long are an opossum’s? Where do solenodons keep theirs? Did you already learn all this from David Attenborough?? If not, you will in Answer Me This! Episode 387, along with information about: salmon vending machines amnesia...
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EPISODE 386: handheld indulgence ice cream
Beloved listeners: as we’ve said in the past, AMT doesn’t tend to discuss current events, as we know a lot of you turn to the show to give yourselves a brief break from dealing with reality. We hope you’re holding up and finding ways to be productive. Meanwhile, here’s Answer Me This! Episode…
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EPISODE 385: celebriteeth
Glad to tell you that following on from last episode’s toaster problem, another listener writes that they have actually MET some of the toasters, proving that all of you AMT listeners are connected. And have been everywhere and seen everything. Answer Me This! Episode 385 also contains: Gloria...
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EPISODE 384: a gift-wrapped jar of urine
Welcome! We hope you’re doing OK. We’re keeping AMT a pandemic-free pod, so if you’re looking for content to take your mind off things for a bit, Answer Me This! Episode 384 can provide, with topics such as: shitty spinach Tamworth (again) speaking slower ghostwriters badger repellent young…
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