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Antisocialite

Antisocialite is a comedic storytelling podcast where the host provides an unfiltered look into her most personal experiences and emotions as she navigates life as a young adult in Manhattan. In the concrete jungle, where one's follower count is often viewed as their social currency, she is a self-proclaimed Antisocialite, who struggles to influence anyone other than her dog. Join her in a celebration of life's unpolished moments and accompanying lessons.This podcast is for anyone who likes to laugh and/or has ever felt like they didn't fit into any box, because who wants to be square anyways? Often featuring eccentric and inspiring guests from the host's real life social network, when listening she hopes you will smile and laugh (not only at, but with her) through this confessional of the modern age.

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  1. 40

    Episode 40- Betting on Yourself: Stopping Podcasting

    Carly is solo to reveal why she is stopping Antisocialite.

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    Episode 39- Liv Laugh Love: How I Became Friends with My Hinge Match's Hinge Match ft. Liv

    Carly is joined this week by Liv, her friend and the former Hinge date of Kyle from an earlier episode, 'The Book of Ex-Mormon.' The two recount their introduction, talk about the time Liv dated the guitarist in one of Carly's favorite bands, and how a Venture Capitalist told Liv on a date that he would like to stab a turtle with a plastic straw rather than use paper straws. It's a good one.Special shout out to this week's sponsor of the episode and our friendship, Kyle, because he loves attention.

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    Episode 38: Karl Narx- Crashing Events and the Hinge Server ft. Future Military Personality Hire Courtney

    Carly is joined by her friend Courtney and the two deep dive into everything from their iconic tweets, Courtney's new long-distance relationship, to Carly's continued crashing of events she doesn't know how she got invited to. Also issuing a blanket apology for all Scottish listeners, I love your accents <3

  4. 37

    Episode 37: Stressed, Depressed, but Well-Dressed

    Carly is solo this week to detail her quarter-life crisis and how she is coping. Listen to learn about the reality of feeling lost on the wrong side of her twenties and about her hinge date who may have been psychic by calling her a sell-out.

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    Episode 36- Funny Girl: Musings on Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of F*ck boys ft. Andie

    Carly is joined by friend and comedy queen, Andie Popova to discuss life in the Big Apple. The girls discuss a wide variety of topics including how they met at a dinner party hosted by a mutual friend who 'knows all the hotties', the time Carly's laser hair removal practitioner took revenge, and Andie's new hit comedy show "Ask a Fuck Boy."

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    Episode 35- Complimentary Insights: Missing out on FOMO, Learning to Accept Flattery and More

    This week Carly is solo and juggling more topics than Hinge Chats (jk, we're off apps and healing folks). Listen for discussions on coping with family illnesses, getting over the fear of missing out, and healing insecurities by allowing oneself to take a compliment. (feel free to compliment this episode)Trigger warning: SA and EDFollow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 34- Cuffing Season: The First Date Kidnapping feat. Veronica

    Carly is joined this week by Veronica (real name changed to protect anonymity), her friend made through the Facebook Group warning women of questionable men. The two bonded over their horror story with the same guy (See episode 24: My Date with a Dogfish). Veronica recounts two stories which beg the question which is worse? Having a first date kidnap you in his car or having a first date refuse to leave your apartment? Tune in for Fake profiles and Fake Teeth.Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 33- Filling the Glass: Grief and Gratitude in 2024

    Carly is solo this week and speaking on everything from new friendships to death, and managing the overwhelm of it all. She also breaks down why she deleted Hinge, and how despite being unlucky in love she may have luck as a matchmaker.

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    Episode 32- Spocktacular: Musings from Paris feat. Zoe

    Carly is joined in Paris by her French-American friend Zoe. The girl's discuss meeting while working together in Spain and the adventures in the years since. Listen to learn about their failed influencer journey @ohnotheywentthere, that time Carly got her wallet stolen and returned abroad, and how Carly's mixtape may have started the Notre Dame fire. Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

  10. 31

    Episode 31- Bloody Brilliant: Art and Adventures in London and Paris

    Carly is solo this week to recount the highs and humorous moments of her vacation overseas. Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 30- That's Lovely: IMAX and iCarly take London

    Carly comes to you this week in London with her friend and couch donator, Max. The two talk about their friendship origin story, theoretical porn scenarios, and adventures in the City that Closes Early. Listen for accents, (Sunday) roasts, and more!Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

  12. 29

    Episode 29- The Loneliness of Networking: Coping without Close Friends

    Carly (who am I kidding, I write these), I am solo this week to talk about the paradox of never being busier, but at the same time never feeling more disconnected from others. Listen to hear about my first stand-up comedy experience, and upcoming travel and creative undertakings.Also happy one year anniversary of Antisocialite :)Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 28- Positive Influence: Being a Conscious Creator with Jerry X. Zeng

    Please note: The audio in this episode is low quality on the guest's mic, but we did not want it to keep us from sharing an insightful and fun convo. Hopefully you are still able to get something from it <3Carly is joined by fellow Texan Jerry X Zeng to talk about his journey as a male influencer who aspires to use his platform to embrace vulnerability and creativity in the age of toxic masculinity. The two talk about insecurities, dealing with online haters, and debate the question are Short King and Baby Girl insults?Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 27- Oxymorons: Getting Ghosted by a Good Communicator

    Carly is solo again this week, not because she is forever alone, but because she messed up the scheduled guest recording. Listen to learn about how she got ghosted by a double texter, the dinner party she attended with 30 strangers, and how she's slated to perform stand up at the house of a man who also ghosted her. It's spooky this week!Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 26- Guilty as Charged: The Time My Date Asked for His Money Back

    Carly is solo this week to recount the tale of the first date who sent her a Venmo request the following day. Listen to learn how Carly may or may not have earned more money by selling his belongings on the internet. Never sell yourself short ladies!PSA: there is a lengthy intro chat in this one, so skip to 25:40 if you don't want to catch up on Carly's current dating life (featuring a guy who claimed he needed to go out with Carly to win a bet) and want to get straight to today's story. Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 25- The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pickle ft. Theresa

    Carly is joined by her friend Theresa this week to recount the tale that created the unofficial 'sisterhood' of the traveling pickle group chat which has prompted widespread speculation (aka questionable instagram story replies). The girls dive into Theresa's digital nomad life as a Tech COO featuring road trips with strangers and handsome frenchmen serenading her with Harry Styles in her hostel lobby. Special thanks to Andrew's Mixers for kindling this friendship in line at the Williamsburg Hotel last Summer!Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 24- My Date with a Dogfish

    Carly is solo this week to recount a close encounter with a Dogfish, dating terminology coined by the lovely gals over at 'The Dating Detectives Pod.' Tune in to learn about the man who refused to commit to dinner, but happily committed to lying about his background. Listen to hear why committing to the bit for fun can turn dark and about the camaraderie of ladies on the internet which made this International Women's Day extra special.

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    Episode 23- Kilt’in It: One Broad's Journey to Infinity and Abroad ft. Courtney

    Carly is joined this week by longtime friend and role model Courtney who inspired her own overseas move. The girls dive into Courtney’s six years abroad in Scotland to uncover key differences between dating men in America vs Glasgow, including the time Courtney accidentally broke up with a boyfriend on Valentine’s Day. Listen to hear how accents and language barriers caused Courtney to consent to going home with men and Carly to accidentally tell male club-goers in Spain how physically 'excited' she was to be there. We will hold your hands and attention through the chaos!Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 22- She's a Vision: Manifesting Chaos in 2024 ft. Alyssa

    Carly is joined by neighborhood friend and life of the party Alyssa this week to dissect Alyssa's atypical Vision Board made at Carly's twice annual Vision Board Boogie. Carly decodes Hinge's relationship intentions and together they uncover the new mantra for 2024.Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 21- The Book of Ex-Mormon: the Cupid Shuffle, Soda Addictions, Dating in New York City & More ft. Kyle

    Carly is joined by a Hinge match and former Mormon, Kyle, to recount what it is like growing up Mormon in suburban Colorado and life in NYC after leaving the church. Listen to learn about Kyle’s first sip of alcohol at 25, his budding wig collection, and accidental Swiftie TikTok fame. We’re answering prayers and hard-hitting questions.Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 20- Dating is Not a Sprint: The Case of the 8hr First Date feat. Skye

    Carly is joined by her friend Skye to recount their longest first dates. Listen to hear about the time Carly's first date was interrupted by a former intern and the infamous elevator kiss that has her taking the stairs from here on out. Tune in to discover how Skye's incredible first date in Belgium was thrown for a loop by none other than divorce? We're playing the long=game!Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 19- Party of One: Building a Roster, Rejection, Shame and (Love)Sickness

    Carly is flying solo this week to recount her dating tales from the last month of 2023, Listen to discover happens when trying to balance three men, her experiences rejecting and being rejected and the lessons learned along the way! Tune in for the story of getting sick from a date with Covid during Christmas, and to see who Carly kissed at midnight.TW: eating disorders and SAFollow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 18- A Family Affair: That Time My Parents Met at a Frat Party, Childhood kleptomania, Regrettable Haircuts and More!

    Carly is joined this week by fellow childhood trauma experts, her mother (Carole) and sister (Allison). Together they dive through the past, recalling the origin of her parents relationship which may be credited to a nun and some college jungle juice. The three talk about what Carly was like as a kid, including her former teaching career, stealing habits and love for older men in uniform. Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 17- C-Suiteheart: Conquering Imposter Syndrome and Paving the Way for Women in Tech, ft. Nicole Alonso

    Carly is joined this week by Nicole Alonso the Co-founder and CTO of fintech company, Syro. They discuss Nicole's journey of accidentally falling in love with tech and the serendipitous starting of a company at 19. Listen to learn about the ins and outs of finding one's footing as an Executive college drop-out, including battling imposter syndrome, being the only woman in the room, almost wearing Birkenstocks to investor meetings, and more!Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 16- Success is Relative: Brotherly Legacies and Life Lessons ft. Jacob Hernandez

    This week Carly is joined virtually by her former high school classmate Jacob. The two discuss the struggle of being the new kid in grade school and their first impressions of one another circa 2009. Jacob shares the honest challenges of life after high school when forgoing University and how his brother was his saving grace. Listen to learn about how his late brother, Jerry Hernandez, not only changed Jacob's life but how Jacob carries out his legacy through SIMOO, a Foundation and lifestyle brand focused on promoting the ​universal success​ of all those who desire it.Check out SIMOO, https://www.simoo.usFollow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 15- Swiping Overseas: Munich Stands You Up, Vienna Waits For You

    This week I am recording solo to recount my tales of online dating while on vacation. Listen to learn about the time I travelled 4,000 miles only to get stood up and how a guy who didn't lie about his height saved my outlook on Central European men. Fasten your AirPods, there's some turbulence on this journey! Trigger warning: SAFollow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 14- Fed Up pt. 2: Guys, Please Stop Putting Physical Touch on Your Hinge Profile

    This week we have a bonus episode continuing our convo with Katie and Leiana. We talk about icks when it comes to ordering on dates, infamous shots at college bars, and take a deep dive into our hinge queues. Listen for the most cringeworthy voice prompt and more dating profile icks!Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 13- Fed Up: Forced feeding and Not Eating on Dates ft. Katie and Leiana

    Carly is joined by her neighborhood pals to discuss their funny date stories revolving around food. Katie recalls the time an Italian chef made her finish dessert, because if you're going to have your cake, you better eat it too! Carly talks about the pain of leaving leftovers at the restaurant and the time she was fed only lies about a man's height on a date. We answer hard hitting questions like is it a red flag for a 30 year old man to not know what prosciutto is. Bone app the tea!

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    Episode 12- Lexi from the Block: Stories and Secrets of Suburban Youth

    Carly is joined by her childhood best friend, and keeper of embarrassing secrets, Lexi. The two sit on Carly's living room after a night out to discuss everything from their penchant for singing to strangers on Xbox Live to the times they accompanied Lexi's mom to restaurants to fire employees as the girls obliviously ate desserts from the kid's menu. Listen to learn of the multiple times Lexi bravely tried and failed to teach Carly how to dance and more!Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 11- Making the Dating Pool Less Shallow ft. Ariana Nathani of Drinks First

    Carly is joined by Ariana Nathani (@Ariana.nathani), the founder and CEO of Drinks First (@drinks.first), an NYC blind, match-making podcast and event company. The girls talk about whether dating apps have ruined dating and the struggle for men to cold approach in public in 2023. Ariana also gives the scoop on how Manhattan schools compare to Skins and Gossip Girl.Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 10- 'Excuse me?' Dates Cancelled by Fake Covid, Hickeys, & Lawsuits

    Trigger warning: SA and anorexia. Carly records her first solo episode to retell the times the universe has done her dirty via last minute date cancellations. Although the universe is a b*tch, she has a sense of humor.Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 9- Expat Princess Diaries Pt. 2: Splitting the Bill, Unsuccessful Cheating and Influencers Hate-Commenting ft. Hanna

    Carly is joined by Hanna for pt. 2 of their conversation where the girls explore Hanna's initial disastrous experiences dating American men compared to her current relationship. Hanna gives the scoop on what New York City beauty influencers are like in real life and Carly talks about her fears of being a social media catfish.Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregentFollow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepod

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    Episode 8- Expat Princess Diaries Pt. 1: Abibas Tracksuits, English as a 3rd Language, and Being Chronically Overdressed ft. Hanna

    Carly is joined by her friend Hanna (@notsobasichanna) in part 1 where Hanna shares her journey moving from rural Ukraine to New York City alone at 17. Together they discuss cultural differences including fashion and beauty, Russia's surprising standup comedy scene, and that time Carly tried to convince men on Hinge that she was Eastern European. They also attempt to dissect whether rare similarities in relationships are fate or coincidence.Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 7- TraumaBonding: Did Hockey-players Conquer our Hearts and PTSD? Feat. Diana

    Carly is joined by her new friend Diana, a survivor of the 2017 Las Vegas shooting to discuss her experience with PTSD. The girls dissect whether it's easier to get into a brothel or bar underage in Vegas, that time Carly trauma dumped on her first date post-assault, and why hockey players reign supreme in their hearts.Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: @theamandajewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 6- Karma Is My Boyfriend: The Time My Blind Date Got Canceled by Sextortion Ft. Sara

    Carly is joined by fellow Hometown Hero, Sara (no sidekicks here) to tell the story of how her recent blind date was interrupted by an FBI report. Carly later confronted her date's ex-girlfriend in the name of solidarity with a surprise ending. Carly also tests Sara's ability to decipher between AI generated and real hinge profile responses.Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: Amanda JewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 5- Y'all Mind if I Third Wheel and Have a Good Time? Feat. Dory and Wil

    Carly is joined by her former college roommate and her husband Wil. The gang discuss how Dory and Wil met (including a reenactment of the original bumble conversation that would have Shakespeare rolling in his grave), going to couples therapy, and Carly mediates a session of We're Not Really Strangers between the married couple in their first trimester. Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: @theamandajewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 4- The United States of Chynna Pt. 2: How One Aussie Went from High School Counselors Removing Her from STEM Classes to Being Sponsored by Uber to Move to Manhattan at 21

    The girls are (Out)back again this week to Sydney Swan dive headfirst into Chynna's career journey, spanning from her High School guidance counselor trying to remove her from Science to folding her fashion design dreams to instead climb the tech corporate ladder. This gal has scaled the Concrete Jungle in Doc Martens and crutches at lightening speed. Listen to be inspired by Chynna's persistence to not let anything get in the way of landing her dreams, including Visa difficulties, severe autoimmune disease, and a combative manager. Crikey mates, it's a good one!Chynna's book recommendation: The Woman Who Smashed Codes: A True Story of Love, Spies, and the Unlikely Heroine who Outwitted America's Enemies by Jason Fagone. Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: @theamandajewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 3- The United States of Chynna Pt. 1: When Your Dating Roster and Work Roster Overlap, Getting Ghosted by My College Crush, and More!

    Carly is joined by her best mate Chynna, who is ironically one of her only successful app relationships. The two discuss Chynna's history of office romance, and that time Chynna lived in Carly's college town for a few weeks during the pandemic when temporarily homeless. She may or may not have hooked up with one of Carly's college crushes who never knew he even was one, allegedly. Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: @theamandajewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 2- Peter Can't Text You Back Because He's Adopted

    Carly is joined by non-toxic masculinity steward Peter G, who is not afraid to admit that he brings nothing to the table (jk). The two discuss their floundering love lives, and Pete being saved from falling into the Andrew Tate trap by none other than Matthew Mcconaughey. Carly may or may not call Pete out for ghosting one of Carly's closest friends. Listen to find out if he redeems himself!Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: @theamandajewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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    Episode 1: Falling Hard- That Time I Got a Concussion on a First Date ft. Amanda Jewell

    Carly is joined in her inaugural episode by fellow cowgirl Amanda Jewell (@theamandajewell) who is visiting the Big Apple from the Lone Star State. Carly tells Amanda about one of the times (yes, times) when she's injured herself on a first date. Later the girls recount their fun and rain-filled weekend in NYC, crashing an independent film premiere party and shooting the cover art for the pod.Follow the podcast on instagram, @antisocialitepodLeave a review and I'll love you foreverCover art: @theamandajewellMusic: @cade.hoppe and @maddieregent

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Antisocialite is a comedic storytelling podcast where the host provides an unfiltered look into her most personal experiences and emotions as she navigates life as a young adult in Manhattan. In the concrete jungle, where one's follower count is often viewed as their social currency, she is a self-proclaimed Antisocialite, who struggles to influence anyone other than her dog. Join her in a celebration of life's unpolished moments and accompanying lessons.This podcast is for anyone who likes to laugh and/or has ever felt like they didn't fit into any box, because who wants to be square anyways? Often featuring eccentric and inspiring guests from the host's real life social network, when listening she hopes you will smile and laugh (not only at, but with her) through this confessional of the modern age.

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