Archie's Weird Podcast

Episodes

1. 13

   5x08 After Show: "We're Kangs People Now."

   yes we are. television's first ever gay failmarriage must be addressed, and who better to do it than us, over two months late? other things happened in the episode. we talk about them also!

   May 24, 2021

   1h 00m
2. 12

   5x07 After Show: "Gradually Mutated into a Peanut."

   confused about what that title means? aha we've got you now you HAVE to listen. we discuss the queerbait, the weed war, the mothman and the ugly of portrait of a riverdale on fire <3

   Mar 15, 2021

   1h 07m
3. 11

   5x06 After Show: "No shit, Hagatha Christie!"

   in a graceless and godforsaken land, we take a really really long time navigating this one episode of riverdale and also the plot of the lion king.

   Mar 8, 2021

   56m
4. 10

   5x05 After Show: "The Gayification of Riverdale High"

   definitely not at all late, we talk about homecoming (they came home they really did it). see you all in the reddit forum about homoerotic subtext in the outcasts by forsythe jones iii

   Feb 28, 2021

   39m
5. 9

   5x04 After Show: "California Has Taken a Lot of Territory."

   it's 2021, listeners, haven't you heard? and jughead has a chest tattoo now, so, like, we have to talk about that, amongst other things.

   Feb 15, 2021

   56m
6. 8

   5x03 After Show: "Shirt Unbuttoned Like a Harlot."

   once again tragically ruby-less, we discuss one of the top gayest episodes of riverdale in a spectacularly incoherent manner. future riverdale students are gonna be like why the fuck is there a hammer in there

   Feb 7, 2021

   1h 02m
7. 7

   5x02 After Show: "We've Never Been Wrong."

   literally not ever. listen to us be right about everything and mourn the silenced blondes lost along the way as we discuss the preppy murders.

   Jan 30, 2021

   50m
8. 6

   5x01 After Show: "What if it was Jellybean?"

   5X01 SPOILERS AHEAD! riverdale is back and by god if we're not going to talk about it...

   Jan 22, 2021

   1h 00m
9. 5

   Episode 5: "Me And My Evil Hag" ft. Sophia

   there's nothing wrong with trying to kill your crush's shitty gay boyfriend. we discuss the stonewall prep storyline and our s5 predictions

   Jan 15, 2021

   52m
10. 4

    Episode 4: "Thespian Terrorism" ft. Isaac

    okay, this one is way too long, but to be fair, cheryl was wrong for it. also theres a little post credits moment and a tangent about glee

    Dec 28, 2020

    1h 20m
11. 3

    Episode 3: "Yo a ti, Veronica."

    a really shocking amount of genuinely smart things are said in this one, i'm gonna go so far as to call it an ANALYSIS of betty and veronica. this is a love story etc

    Dec 4, 2020

    42m
12. 2

    Episode 2: "Fast Cars, and Palisades, and all that shit."

    we discuss jarchie (my friend jarchie), amongst many other things, in a post destiel confession world

    Nov 11, 2020

    48m
13. 1

    Episode 1: "Archie? What's Archie?"

    an introduction to everything you need to know about the show riverdale, including the 2003 gay fantasia on murder themes that started it all

    Oct 29, 2020

    59m