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Archives Unlimited
by Archives Unlimited
Archives Unlimited is a show where we use humor to approach Blaseball “lore” from many angles, including recaps, geography, stories, sound, and lengthy debates on anything arbitrary. Recorded at The Archival Committee Of Blaseball Addendums Central Offices (T.A.C.O.B.A.C.O.) at the heart of [undisclosed location] now brought to you Listeners!
Episodes
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Episode 26: Fandoms and Funyarinpas
THIS EPISODE: Jun joins Hazel in talking about media we like outside of Blaseball. 2:14 - How did you get into Blaseball? 5:00 - Artfight 19:38 - Ms.Marvel 32:04 - Blaseball Zine Jam 40:20 - Son Jensen 54:58 - Pup the band 58:53 - The Guy She Was Interested In Wasn't A Guy At All 1:05:02 - Zero...
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Blaseball from the perspective of a fan who's never seen a game
Originally recorded on January 07, 2023 Ryan of the Atlantis Georgias reached out do do an interview with us as someone who's not watched a single live game of blaseball. Recorded just before the debut of the Coronation Era. This episode we talked about how the georgias recruit people and how…
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Hello and Welcome to BACo, the Blaseball Analysis (thematic) Copyright infringing episode.
We have a corkboard and some red strings, time to attempt to weave a coherent analysis of Blaseball's themes and narrative for the Coronation era. AKA a thesis of the new era ~Reference Zone~ Clip Clipperson Commission Krow Super Lesbian Animal RPG Where you can find us! Krow: @lokrow on twitter...
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Ranking every blaseball team based on the Coronation Era roster player names.....2!
Back at it again! New era, new rosters to rank based on their names. New ranking system too! Join us as we rank all 24 teams and compare them to their old rosters. Are they better? Are they worse? Who's going to win round 2?! Let's find out. Krow's Animatic Where you can find us! Krow: @lokrow on...
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Is the box full of cheese? Fall Ball Wk 11
Bluey, Dragoni, and guest Theremin go over the latest fall ball and other happenings on the site. Other topics include: the catboy revolution, team pineapple, what's in the box?, #WASHTHETICKER, and more! Happy April Fool's Day!
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Hot Women - Fall Ball Wk 9+10
Hi AU is back from the holidays and we brought you the first episode of 2023 and the last to end the Fall Ball series. I here we discuss some recent changes from Maincord decentralizing lore, the new era's division's and alongside the player drops. Players we discussed in no particular order:...
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Famous Owens of The Breckenridge Jazz Hands - Fall Ball Wk 8
Dragoni endures Krow and Hazel’s half hour-long talk on their beloved fallen players. Look out for Lunar New Year 2023 activities Jan 20-29 2023 supporting YACAP Timestamps: 13:08 - Start of Falls 15:10 - Famous Owens 35:08 - Cedric Spliff 41:09 - Sixpack Dogwalker 42:01 - Neerie McCloud 49:38 -...
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His Name is Snart - Fall Ball Wk 7
Krow, Gob, Frog and Bluey discuss week 7 of Fall Ball. In this episode: everyone should get a magic player, On field fighting, vtubers and for the first time ever timestamps!! Timestamps: 23:35 - Start of Falls 26: 41- Jesús Koch 32:16 - Blimp Hardison 37:38 - Sixpack Santiago 38:11 - Lady...
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The Players are Places and the Places are Players - Fall Ball Wk 6
In this swagalicious episode, the players we talk about this drop are: Gloria Bentley, Mira Lemma, Lenjamin Lin, Bonk Jokes, Beck Whitney, Elijah Valenzuela, Nerd Pacheco, Una Manhattan, Foxy Pebble, Jenkins Good, Willow Dice, Durham Spaceman, Rosa Holloway and Pippin Carpenter For discussion of...
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The Of-FISH-ial podcast - Fall Ball Wk 5
Happy five of them Friday. On this episode: we can rebuild them (The Georgias), fish dimensions, dinosaurs, ghost mayors, aussie Knight Triumphant, and the horrifying Subaru Brat. For discussion of this episode, join us in the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck in Fanworks. ~Reference…
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Can Teeth Get Pregananant? - Fall Ball Wk 4
HELP IT’S ONLY THE 4TH WEEK AND I’VE RUN OUT OF IDEAS ON WHAT TO PUT IN THESE DESCRIPTIONS. We were going to name this “Plump blorpo in the shadows” but something even worse came out. In this episode: Gob’s prediction comes true, big brother, fire eater swaps, Margo and Reese would get along,...
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Four Eels in a Trenchcoat - Fall Ball Wk 3
Week 3! Give it up for Week 3! Talking points: 3 months of Fall Ball, posting, stormchasers, Bevan Wise's big naturals, ice puppets, moms spaghetti, and bricking The Book. For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks. ~Reference…
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Schlorpy Blorpy fell to the Shwoongles - Fall Ball Wk2
Fall Ball 2!! Can we reach the email count? In today's fall ball we talk about: Zack Sanders and body autonomy, Gabriel Griffith on the Hot Ones, THE BIG GRACK and Ivy, Barry Buckhard, MLM, the Houston Astros, Chorby Short's world tour, Axel Campbell, AND the taco's receiving Tot Best For...
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Y'all Ready To Kranch It Up? - Fall Ball Wk 1
Blaseball is back! Sort of… The black hole spits out several players from the league onto different teams. This event is dubbed as the Fall Ball where every week each team will get one more player. Play must continue. Thanks to a suggestion from KiloZombie of BACo fame, this will now be a weekly...
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McNiq
Hello! We are back with our second shipping episode with today’s special guest and friend of the show Jasmine (she/her) here to talk about the Atlantis’ Georgia's Niq Nyong'o and Flattery McKinley’s relationship. In this episode we talk about Autism, Coelacanths, THE GRACK, dad clothes, and...
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Ranking every blaseball team based purely on the OG roster player names
What's the guy-to-goober ratio? Who's Mid? And most importantly...WHO WON? We rank the 24 blaseball teams in the ILB based purely on the names of the players they had on their OG rosters. But the ranking system is: the sun with sunglasses drawn in the corner, phone battery at full charge, frozen...
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Brockbertie, the rot consumes us all
So the siesta has finally caught up with us and we decided to record an episode without plan. It's the start of July and what's the deal with artfight? We finally let Gob spill the beans on brockbertie. Sometimes blaseball really is just about spinning two players in your head like rotisserie...
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The Clawliday Inn
Do baltimore ghosts dream of crab sheep? A narrator chimes in to clear a few things up. ~Reference Zone~ Clawliday Inn Wiki and Rumor Registry Hotel Umbra Thank you to our amazing cast! Krow: @lokrow Deejay: @BlaseballACo tacoba.co Dragoni: @Dddragoni Gob: @glassgoblin @glassgob on tumblr) You…
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Pick A Card, Any Card
Believe in the heart of the cards. If you've been following our archivist and artist birbteef on her twitter, you may be familiar with the 60 tarot cards she drew of the Tacos, Magic, Firefighters, and Dale. Birb walks listeners through each card in the tarot deck and why she assigned what for…
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Hazel's Deepdives - Bork Holloway
Welcome to another episode of the infinite archves! In this episode we do a player deepdive on tacos very own batter Bork Holloway with hosts Hazel, Bluey and Bog of the Philly Pies. Talking points include, but are not limited to: Cheese, Season 17, the OH CRAP THEY FOUND ME GOTTA HIT SEND QUICK-...
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Did you know Blaseball is just like FFXIV?
Bluey tells their friend (and final fantasy 14 expert) Ven about what blaseball is. It goes as well as you'd think. Topics: Turtles!. Zippy DeShields, Hazel's pbong art crimes, the Jazz Hands and more! Where you can find us! ~Reference Zone~! Zippy DeShields art by Izzy Ven: @Turtletoaster /...
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Explaining Hades Tigers Lore to Non-Tigers (Part 2)
We're back with Part 2 ! Topics include: Moracourse, Hiroto “Ace in the Hole” Wilcox, The Tigers rotation will never be bad , Hotel C̶a̶l̶i̶f̶o̶r̶n̶i̶a̶ Umbra And will Bluey finally get some answers to that door? ~Reference Zone~ How to pronounce Axolotl Help krow's friend out Mera says to check...
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Explaining Hades Tigers Lore to Non-Tigers (Part 1)
We’ve got some new recruits for the Archives! Krow and Mera of the Hades Tigers discuss Hades lore to Hazel and Bluey of the Tacos. Topics: The origins of E’ morning, found family, Hades (the place), Tigerbeams forever babyyyy, What happened to Ruby Tuesday?, The sim crafts better stories than…
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Frog's Deep Dives: Rat Mason
Welcome back to Frog's Deepdives! Join yours truly (Frog), Birb, and Hazel as we dig deep into Rat Mason, star batter and long-time Taco. Talking points include, but are not limited to: Pathologic Classic HD, mech suit logistics, the 2007 classic Pixar film Ratatouille, gay rat weddings, and the...
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Casual Talk: Peanut Bong (ft. Churgalax)
Host Birb takes Frog and Caru on a lore talk of infamous Taco and Dale player Peanut Bong with special guest Churgalax! Topics include but not limited to: Dan the man, time with the dale, the shelled ones pods(not the podcast), time with the tacos, tacos shadows, The memeification of peanut bong,...
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Frog's Deep Dives: Basilio Fig
Welcome to your first official episode! Frog Bluey and Gob take a lore deepdive into Taco player Basilio Fig and their conception from lorejams to wiki ~Reference Zone~ Loxs fig x mcmason art Tiny figs/figlets The twitch clip mentioned in 1:18:27 Where you can find us! Gob: @glassgoblin (…
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Trailer - Archives Unlimited
A Reset. A new Beginning. This entire trailer is meta-lore heavy. CONTENT WARNING: loud noises, static, audio skipping, and distrubing audio design The transcript can be found here: https://tinyurl.com/4bf6pcy9
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Test 03: ILB's Sexiest Teams!
What happens when you trap 4 Blaseball artists in a room with unlimited hubris and make them rank the sexiest teams in the entire ILB through ~vibes~ ? Let’s find out :) cw: horny? (implied) per DeeJay’s suggestion Alcoholic spicy milk at 1:14:13 Note: this was recorded before the Atlantis…
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Test 02.5: The Goobie Ballson And Dickerson Morse Rotation
Content Warning: PG-13 suggestive joke (very middle-school level immaturity) This is clipped from the Main episode because it was non-maincord friendly so It is here as it's own seperate thing instead! So I guess this is a Bonus ep
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Test 02: Explaining Atlantis Georgias Lore to Non-Georgias
The title tells it all folks! Our host Bluey explains notable Atlantis Georgias lore to Hazel, DDDragoni and Aubz who know next to nothing about the Georgias. Listen to 3 archivists be horrified and in awe for 100 minutes! Topics include but not limited to: The crime of Rigby Friedriech, Gay...
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Test 01: Jackson Rodriguez
Yeehaw folks! Join archivists Hazel Cooper and Bluey as they look over the not-lore of the LA Tacos pre-history MVP Jackson Rodriguez who played in Season A. Haha what do you mean we lored Jackson Rodriguez? No we didn’t <3 Full Disclaimer: None of this is going to the Wiki. This was all done in...
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Welcome! The Test Has Begun
Somewhere in the blaseball universe, audio tests have begun (Note from Hazel: this is just a cryptic way of saying that the pilot episodes are releasing through me experimenting on soundscaping. So I guess this is a trailer? For pilot episodes?) Content Warnings: SFX: robot voice and mild static...
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Archives Unlimited is a show where we use humor to approach Blaseball “lore” from many angles, including recaps, geography, stories, sound, and lengthy debates on anything arbitrary. Recorded at The Archival Committee Of Blaseball Addendums Central Offices (T.A.C.O.B.A.C.O.) at the heart of [undisclosed location] now brought to you Listeners!
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