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Aristotle Asparagus
by Aristotle Asparagus
A podcast based on Robert Evans's "Behind the Bastards" that covers crazy political stuff from any time and place.Occasionally just a podcast where people talk as well. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aristotle-asparagus/support
Episodes
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Looking for a New Title with Chris Regan
Former Family Guy and Daily Show writer Chris Regan joins Sam for the newest episode of Looking for a New Title. Chris and Sam discuss the availability of old Daily Show episodes, the Canadian folk duo Ian and Sylvia, the backstories behind Family Guy episodes, and more.
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Looking for a New Title with Brian Unger
Sam interviews Brian Unger, a true jack-of-all-trades; Actor for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Yellowstone, CBS Atlanta correspondent, original Daily Show correspondent, History Channel host, Travel Channel host, He's done it all. We discuss his career, because what else would we talk about.
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Looking for a New Title with Abed Gheith
Sam does his second interview with writer, talk show host, and actor Abed Gheith, the namesake of a popular TV character. Various things are discussed, including Smiling Friends, the city of Modesto, his talk show, and other thinfs.things.
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Looking for a New Title with Allen Strickland Williams
Stand-up comedian Allen Strickland Williams joins Sam for the second time to discuss various things, including his comedy, his pre-comedy life, and Sean Hannity.
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Looking for a New Title with Jordan Black
Former guest Jordan Black, a prominent Groundling, former SNL writer, and actor known for things like playing Dean Spreck in Community, returns to the podcast after 4 years. Plenty of things are discussed, namely a certain never-made sketch.
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Looking for a New Title with Pam Murphy
Sam interviews actress and voice actress Pam Murphy, best known for her role as Stupendous in Dan Harmon's Krapopolis, discussing her role in that show, as well as other media like Tom Segura's Bad Thoughts. Later, Gen Z filmmakers Aiden Bradenton and Braden Aidenton discuss their movie pitches.
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Looking for a New Title with Jayden Libran
Extremely skilled voice actor, puppeteer, and impressionist Jayden Libran joins Sam to discuss his career as a voice actor for various things, namely Beavis and Butthead, with plenty of impressions along the way.
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Looking for a New Title with Chip Pope
Writer and comedian Chip Pope, one of Sam's earliest guests in the podcast's original run, becomes Sam's first 2 time guest, discussing his work on the 2 revivals of Beavis and Butthead, as well as more casual topics.
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Looking for a New Title with Joe Wengert
Actor, writer, and comedian Joe Wengert joins Sam and Co-host Oliver Johnson for the inaugural comeback episode of Looking for a New Title. We discuss his work on Big Mouth as the voice of Caleb, his characters on Comedy Bang Bang, and above all else, "Kevin", his new, semi-semi-autobiographical...
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Special Guest Billy Wayne Davis
Comedian Billy Wayne Davis joins the podcast to discuss various topics.
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Special Guest Dave Theune (or David Theune)
Comedian Dave/David Theune joins the show to discuss his hometown, high school graduations, the weird shorts he starred in for UCB that may be lost to time, and other stuff.
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Special Guest Caitlin Durante
Comedian and podcast host Caitlin Durante joins Aristotle and his friend Kiki to discuss their career beginnings inside a McDonalds basement, rural Pennsylvania, Wikipedia, and other things.
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The Modern Electoral History of Fascism in Britain
We discuss the history of the way too big amount of political parties founded to promote Oswald Mosley style British fascism.
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The Most Racist 3rd Party of the Modern Day
We discuss the origins and the activities of the paleoconservative Constitution Party.
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George Santos, and How His Lies Could've Been Exposed Sooner
A look into Long Island Congressman George Santos, and how his lies were known, but covered up.
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How Strom Thurmond Nearly Pissed Himself So He Could Show Off His Racism
Welcome to a new era of this podcast! Aristotle Asparagus is a thing of the past, now we enter "Multiple Blood Sucking Insects," a podcast about the crazy things that happen in the political atmosphere. We start this off with our host, me, Sam, and my friends Leo and Jack, as we talk about Strom...
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Special Guest Abe Foreman-Greenwald
Big Mouth and Human Resources producer Abe Foreman-Greenwald comes on to discuss his work on Netflix's Big Mouth and it's spinoff, and a potential Shyamalan plot twist.
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Special Guest Abed Gheith Meets a Political Party Founder
Abed Gheith, comedian, Podcaster, and inspiration for Abed from Community joins Aristotle to discuss the extent to which Abed Nadir was based on him, Chevy Chase, and other things. Then, George L. Rockwell (no relation) and Martin van Buren de Klerk (also no relation) join the show to discuss…
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Mr. Sexy Cliff Bar Sets Up Shop in the Metaverse
Exactly what the title says, with a Saudi themed twist
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Special Guest Greg Tuculescu Meets a Metaverse Janitor
Actor in many shows such as Drunk History and the Office Greg Tuculescu joins Aristotle to talk about his career, as well as his unique last name and Romanian heritage. Later, janitor for the Metaverse Dick Fickleberg joins Aristotle and Greg to talk about... being a janitor for the Metaverse.…
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Alien Abduction Survivor John Mitch Wears Overalls
Aristotle and his co-host Luke Ash discuss the fist bump between Biden and MBS, before getting a surprise visitor. Later, farmer John Mitch tells his story of surviving an alien abduction.
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Special Guest Tony Rodríguez meets 2 Russian People
Comedian and voice actor Tony Rodríguez joins Aristotle to discuss Donald Trump, how he got his role on The Simpsons, and more. Later, 2 Russian men named Bel Roosky and Sergey Pajebrin show up to discuss how the leader of the Soviet Union, Vladimir Putin, will be at G20 this year with his…
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Derrick Shakespeare Returns
Aristotle is joined by guest host Emm Buffalo to talk to Derrick Shakespeare, formerly the owner of an underground library who now runs an above ground library in the Metaverse. Plus, Derrick Shakespeare's ancestor William shows up later on to reveal that Marvel may have stolen his ideas.
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Special Guest Dhruv Uday Singh May or May Not Be Thor and/or Martin Scorsese
Comedian and star of Good Trouble Dhruv Uday Singh joins Aristotle to discuss his career, as well as other issues and how he is confused with a Bollywood actor also named Dhruv Singh. Later, fossil fuel executive William E. Bobb IX comes on with his intern Julie Rudiani to discuss his new line of...
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Special Guest Michael Cassady Meets a Folklorist
Actor, comedian, and musician from the band Don't Stop or We'll Die Michael Cassady joins Aristotle to discuss things like Fantasia 2000, the origin of his band's name, classical music, and other stuff. Later, Ohea Etxea, a folklorist from the Metaverse dimension comes on to discuss his study of...
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Easter Special
Aristotle talks to Benjamin Franklin about his Easter plans and Jack B. Lagomorfo, a cannibalistic Easter bunny
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Special Guest Star Karen Maruyama Meets a Walrus Person
Groundlings legend and voice actor Karen Maruyama joins Aristotle to discuss the work she's done at the Groundlings and on various TV shows. Then, Uerunom, a humanoid walrus indigenous to the universe Mark Zuckerberg is using as the Metaverse who speaks Proto-Indo-European comes on to be way too...
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2nd St Patrick's Day Special
St Patrick returns to discuss his recent joining of the IRA in order to remove Margaret Thatcher from Hell and place her in a state of purgatory so Satan doesn't have to live with such an awful human
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Special Guest Star Gary Anthony Williams Meets the Students of the Metaverse
Actor, comedian, and voice actor Gary Anthony Williams, known for voicing Uncle Ruckus on the Boondocks as well as other roles in things like Whose Line is it Anyway, Star Wars Clone Wars, Mad, Boston Legal, and many many others joins Aristotle to talk about his love for the Boondocks before it…
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Presidents Day Special
Abe Lincoln and Dwayne Johnson are in this broh
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Aristotle Asparagus Valentine's Day Special
Johnny Bupid the Rock and Roll Cupid, played by Matthew McConaughey himself, joins Aristotle and Benjamin Franklin to discuss his plans for Rock and Roll Valentine's Day
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Astrid Zeneca Returns
Aristotle, L. Ron Travolta, and Set Kamehameha all return to the Metaverse and meet old character Astrid Zeneca, who has been trapped there since May of 2021. She discusses the zoo she lives in, and not much else, as there's not much in the metaverse
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Special Guest Jordan Black Meets 2 "Film Directors"
Actor Jordan Black comes on the show to discuss his work on things like SNL, Community, and the New Wonder Years reboot. Later, Berg Steenen and Steen Bergen, 2 film directors who just woke up from a 5 year coma join Jordan and Aristotle to discuss a film they are directing about the Trump...
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Special Guest Dave Ferguson Enters the Metaverse
Actor, writer, and comedian Dave Ferguson, known for his work in the Birthday Boys as well as on Superstore and the Comedy Bang Bang TV show comes on to talk about his career as well as other things like the city of Ithaca New York, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and his family. Later, Metaverse captive…
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The Second Aristotle Asparagus Christmas Special
In a Christmas episode, we interview series regular Benjamin Franklin, as well as composer Pyotr Illyich Tchaikovsky, who has returned from the afterlife to discuss his new sequel to the Nutcracker, a ballet called The Nutcracker 2: Return of the Terminator, which he is selling as an NFT
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KW the Wild Thing and a Lorax Don't Wear Anything
Series regulars Benjamin Franklin and Set Kamehameha return, where Set talks about his quest to capture an alien causing the Omicron variant and make him an Assweed mascot. Later, Cheryl Fuld, a lorax but not THE lorax, and KW from Where the Wild Things Are, 2 supposed representatives for PETET...
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Wally Feresten the Cue Card Guy Meets A Wild Thing
Wally Feresten, SNL cue card holder for 30 years and current cameo maker on Late Night Seth Meyers joins Aristotle to discuss his work as a cue card holder, how improvisation is treated on set, Will Forte masterpieces and the crime of Will still not being given a hosting gig yet, among other...
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2nd Thanksgiving and 1 Year Podcast Anniversary Special
For a special Thanksgiving and 1 year anniversary episode of Aristotle Asparagus, we talk to original guest Benjamin Franklin, coming on to talk about the new documentary he's filming about the first Thanksgiving he's working on through time travel. Later, in replacement for Set Kamehameha who is...
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Muppet Guglielmo Wears Muppet Fur
Rejected Sesame Street Muppet Guglielmo comes on to discuss his recent vaccination against covid and Ted Cruz's reaction. Later, anti-Vax podcast host Harry Ovine joins Aristotle to talk about the borax baths he's been taking to be safe from the vaccine he had to take to keep his job. Plus a new...
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Special Guest Star Matt Price of Regular Show Meets a Supposed Witch
Regular Show and Close Enough writer Matt Price joins Aristotle to talk about the origins of Regular Show as well as how it could have been an adult cartoon and about how much of a simp Mordecai is. Later, Salem Witch Trials victim Giles Corey returns from the dead to discuss his trauma from…
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Mickey from AdCorp Wears Absolutely Nothing
AdCorp workers Ira and Mickey, from the respective Maurice Sendak books Where the Wild Things Are and In the Night Kitchen join Aristotle to discuss their plans to launch a coup against Crazy Frog's leadership at AdCorp
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Special Guest Kevin Costello and Crazy Frog Returns
Kevin Costello, the screenwriter for one of Aristotle's favorite movies, Brigsby Bear, joins Aristotle to discuss the production of the movie, upcoming projects, and more. Later (sigh) Crazy Frog makes his grand return to discuss his new plan for taking over America once again, as well as his…
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Special Guest Star Anthony Atamanuik Meets a Low Quality Voiced Vigilante
Comedian Anthony Atamanuik, known for things like 30 Rock, What We Do in the Shadows, and his Trump impersonation joins Aristotle to discuss his career among other things. Later on, vigilante Sir Dickolas Christopher comes on to talk about his vigilante goal of recalling every governor while...
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Special Guest Star Nick Rutherford Meets the Globglogabgalab
Actor and comedian Nick Rutherford (Good Neighbor, Saturday Night Live, Rick and Morty, Dreamcorp LLC) joins Aristotle to discuss his origins in the Good Neighbor sketch troupe, what it's like working at SNL, tells us a funny story about one of his Rick and Morty episodes. Later, rapper and yeast...
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Special Guest Star Will McLaughlin
TV actor Will McLaughlin (Superstore, Parks and Recreation, others) joins Aristotle to discuss his work at UCB, as well as on multiple shows, and how he is often typecast as police officers named Randy Killnose. Later, local janitor The President (short for Therius John President Jr.) comes on to...
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Olympic Swimmer Delta Variant Wears a Male Swimsuit and Mr. Spritecan Wears a New Facade
Our old friend Mr. Spritecan returns to the show to reveal a dark secret about his origins and how we can help. In addition, Olympic swimmer Delta Variant (no relation) comes on to discuss his work swimming in Aristotle's bathtub as a shrunken down person, the designated area for Olympic swimming...
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Special Guest Star Charlie McCrackin May or May Not Be Crazy Frog
Charlie McCrackin, writer for Peacock's AP Bio and actor for character Coach Dick Novak, as well as frequent Magic Tavern guest joins Aristotle to discuss his career, the origins of AP Bio, and what's next. Later basketball player LeBron James comes on to discuss Space Jam, super speed powers…
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Special Guest Star Seth Morris meets Crazy Frog
Special guest star Seth Morris (Big Mouth, Comedy Bang Bang) joins Aristotle to discuss his career and the origins of some of his famous CBB characters. Later, Google employee and impresario Tomasso Bergeroni shows up with Crazy Frog, now using a voice modulator that makes him sound like L. Ron...
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Jane Doe's Real Identity Wears a Hawaiian Dress and an Egyptian Staff
Support group leader Dotte Lefebvre (la-feb-vur) of Anonymous Anonymous, a support group for Anonymous people, is joined by returning guest, the anonymous Jane Doe, and comes to discuss how she started it, until we fix Jane's problem much more easily, revealing her real identity, listen to find...
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Special Guest Star Nick Mandernach Meets Evil Lifeguard Ben Rome
Writer for Duncanville and Young Sheldon Nick Mandernach joins Aristotle to discuss his start as a writer, the work environment for his show, and more. Later, supervillain Crazy Frog shows up accompanied by adbot and lifeguard Ben Rome, who discusses working at a lifeguard at a pool in the middle...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A podcast based on Robert Evans's "Behind the Bastards" that covers crazy political stuff from any time and place.Occasionally just a podcast where people talk as well. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aristotle-asparagus/support
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A podcast based on Robert Evans's "Behind the Bastards" that covers crazy political stuff from any time and place.Occasionally just a podcast where people talk as well. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aristotle-asparagus/support
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