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Aristotle Asparagus
by Aristotle Asparagus
This podcast focuses on the life of Aristotle Asparagus, a Greek farmer who grows calypso, a marijuana-like plant that you snort instead of smoke.
Episodes
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Horse Farmer Equo Chevalier Is a Bad Man Who you Should Stay Away From
After Aristotle talks to his lawyer L. Ron Travolta, a horse farmer and equinophile named Equo Chevalier shows up to discuss his Covid 19 Mystery Drug which definitely is not ivermectin --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
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Special Guest Star Anthony Atamanuik Meets a Low Quality Voiced Vigilante
Comedian Anthony Atamanuik, known for things like 30 Rock, What We Do in the Shadows, and his Trump impersonation joins Aristotle to discuss his career among other things. Later on, vigilante Sir Dickolas Christopher comes on to talk about his vigilante goal of recalling every governor while...
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Special Guest Star Nick Rutherford Meets the Globglogabgalab
Actor and comedian Nick Rutherford (Good Neighbor, Saturday Night Live, Rick and Morty, Dreamcorp LLC) joins Aristotle to discuss his origins in the Good Neighbor sketch troupe, what it's like working at SNL, tells us a funny story about one of his Rick and Morty episodes. Later, rapper and yeast...
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Merrick Shakespeare Wears Plumber Clothes
TV plumber and brother of Errick and Derrick Merrick Shakespeare joins Aristotle and Marian Glink to discuss laying pipe and... and nothing else. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
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L. Ron Travolta Wears a 3 Piece Suit (read description)
Notice: I mentioned Rodney Alcala in this episode, the serial killer who was on the Dating Game. He had actually died about 2 hours before I recorded this episode, however I did not know. The mention of him was a total coincidence. . Old enemy L. Ron Travolta returns to Aristotle Asparagus to...
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Derrick Shakespeare's Brother Errick Shakespeare Wears a Judicial Gown
Errick Shakespeare, the brother of underground librarian Derrick Shakespeare and the newly elected Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court under AdCorpian rule joins Aristotle and AdCorp intern Marian Glink to discuss what he plans to do when presiding over AdCorp v. Asparagus, Glink,...
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Crazy Frog Buys America (Independence Day Special)
While Crazy Frog and the other regional managers of AdCorp (Gummibar, Hampton the Hamster, and Mr. Raisin Toast) are busy meeting with Joe Biden about the long planned purchase of the United States, making it a corporate dictatorship, Marian Glink, a reverse financed intern captured by AdCorp...
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Special Guest Star Seth Morris meets Crazy Frog
Special guest star Seth Morris (Big Mouth, Comedy Bang Bang) joins Aristotle to discuss his career and the origins of some of his famous CBB characters. Later, Google employee and impresario Tomasso Bergeroni shows up with Crazy Frog, now using a voice modulator that makes him sound like L. Ron...
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Special Guest Star Nick Mandernach Meets Evil Lifeguard Ben Rome
Writer for Duncanville and Young Sheldon Nick Mandernach joins Aristotle to discuss his start as a writer, the work environment for his show, and more. Later, supervillain Crazy Frog shows up accompanied by adbot and lifeguard Ben Rome, who discusses working at a lifeguard at a pool in the middle...
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Special Guest Star Donick Cary meets Crazy Frog
Writer for shows like The Simpsons, Parks and Recreation, New Girl, AP Bio, and Silicon Valley Donick Cary joins Aristotle along with co-hosts L. Ron Travolta and Wink Giamatti to discuss his work on the various shows he did, as well as other stuff like cicadas, the Washington Football Team, and...
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Crazy Frog Wears a Vintage Aviator Helmet and Brown Goggles
Commercial star turned musician turned supervillain Crazy Frog invades Aristotle and Set Kamehameha's conversation about Set's growing success selling ass weed to trap the 2 in the AdCorp Building --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
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Errol Musk Wears a Suit Made of Emeralds (please read description)
Notice: It should be noted that at around the 25-30 minutes in period, a person who called himself "Bobby" (or Bobby Shmurda) came in and I have no idea who the hell it was and neither do the others. It is likely that one of my friends invited him and is good at covering it up, but there's a…
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Special Guest Star Eric Kaplan records a half-episode
Futurama and The Big Bang Theory writer Eric Kaplan joins Aristotle for a half-length episode to discuss his experiences on Futurama and how Andy Richter voiced a lemur. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
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Special Guest Star Jacquis Neal meets Derrick Shakespeare
Podcast host and comedian Jacquis Neal joins Aristotle and seldom speaking character Benjamin Franklin to discuss his podcasting work and what it's like at Earwolf. Plus, underground librarian and descendant of William Shakespeare Derrick Shakespeare makes his third appearance to discuss the cult...
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Spring Holiday Special + Escape from the Dreamscape
In the final episode of season 2, where the Dreamscape is finally vacated after L. Ron Travolta departs the episode midway, Mr. Spritecan returns accompanied by his own mother Rusty Spritecan and learns a dark secret. Later, Aristotle and L. Ron Travolta leave and we are introduced to 2 holiday...
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Capybara P. Johnson and the epic Martian Movie from after death
Rejected Looney Tunes character Capybara P. Johnson comes on to discuss how he got rejected from being a major character, what he's been doing in the 8.5 decades since his rejection, and the possibility of a cameo in the new Space Jam movie. Then, Looney Tunes creator Chuck Jones and Looney Tunes...
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St. Patrick's Day Mini-Special (shortened due to recording issues)
In a heavily edited hour-turned half hour, Aristotle switches to a new microphone to talk with St. Patrick himself about how he came back from the dead, his relationships with other saints and prophets, and his new discovery of the holiday celebrated in his honor. After that, first British king...
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History Shitshow episode 2: Hector Berlioz, Ted Bundy
Aristotle Asparagus and Benjamin Franklin are joined by chapstick salesman Johnson I and his son, dentist Johnson II to make edits to the historical tales of Hector Berlioz's relationship with actress Harriet Smithson, and then to talk about serial killer Ted Bundy's escape from a Colorado court...
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Set Kamehameha, Benjamin Franklin, and Yuri Nator
Aristotle, Set, and Benjamin Franklin all join the Russian mafia under the leadership of Yuri Nator, a separate identity of L. Ron Travolta. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Michael Connahay as Benjamin Franklin, and William Edinburgh as Yuri Nator --- This episode is...
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This podcast focuses on the life of Aristotle Asparagus, a Greek farmer who grows calypso, a marijuana-like plant that you snort instead of smoke.
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