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Armchair Gaffers
by Armchair Gaffers
Welcome to The Armchair Gaffers football show. Our motto is, "We Know It All" because not only do we not know it all, we actually don't know anything. But that's why you guys are here - to fill in the blanks in our knowledge. So, join us and let us know where we're going wrong.Follow us, Subscribe and Enjoy
Episodes
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London Is Red 🔴| Title Race Rolls On 🏆| United Can't Beat Burnley lol 🤣
The business end of the season is really living up to it's name. Liverpool have fallen off in the title race (as expected) but Arsenal and Man City look poised to make this season as gripping as possible until the very last day. Elsewhere, Manchester United couldn't 19th placed Burnley Tune in…
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United Saved By VAR 📺| Ten Hag Out! 👋| Saka or Foden? ⭐👶
Manchester Unite Sporting Directive were so very lucky to beat Coventry City in the FA Cup. But the bottom line is that Eric Ten Hag has taken them to three finals in just two years. Ten Hag in or Ten Hag out ?Elsewhere, Arsenal moved back to the top of the Premier League table and Man City...
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Advantage Liverpool 🔝| Has Anyone Seen Haaland🔍| Chelsea and United Stink! 💩
It was supposed to be the game of the season! Clash of the titans. Master vs Masterling. But in the end, neither Manchester City or Arsenal could find the telling moment. Liverpool returned to the summit of the Premier League thanks to a deserved 2-1 victory at home to Brighton.Manchester United...
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United Ruin Klopp's Farewell Tour 🥹| FA Cup Classic
Hello, Hi and Welcome back to another instalment of Armchair Gaffers. Manchester United and Liverpool served up an FA Cup classique. One moment United were winning then it was Liverpool who were on their way to Wembley, then we were preparing for penalties and then all of a sudden - a forgotten…
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Can Arsenal Stay Top? 🔝| Liverpool vs City Reaction| Who's Getting 4th? 4️⃣
Arsenal returned to the top of the Premier League after a hard fought win over Brentford at the Emirates Stadium. Kai Havertz spared Aaron Ramsdale’s blushes with a late header to secure all three points. In the other top of the table clash, Liverpool were held to a 1-1 draw at home to a…
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27% Possession, 1 Shot On Target - Man Utd Are Hopeless 😔| Premier League Round Up
Welcome back to Armchair Gaffers – The most unreliable football show there is. Will we release an episode, won’t we? Find out next time on ACG!!! Manchester United had one task, don’t embarrass your selves and your fans. They couldn’t even do that. 27% possession and only 1 shot on target vs....
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The Title is Liverpool's to lose 🥇| United Win 5 on The Bounce 5️⃣| Arsenal Looking Very Good! 😀
A very straightforward weekend of Premier League football. Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester Unite all won. However, Tottenham slipped up vs. Wolves and Chelsea managed to hang on for a draw against current champions, Man City. Tune in for a full rundown of all the weekend's actions
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Arsenal Silence Liverpool 🤫| 3 Horse Title Race 🏇| Chelsea Are Getting Worse! 🦨
We Back Baby!!!Arsenal re-announced themselves in the title race by scoring all four goals in a 3-1 win over rivals Liverpool. After a very dominant performance, there was only one deserved winner. Elsewhere, Chelsea continue to embarrass this country and their fans. But, take nothing away from...
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Antony Has Found His Level - Newport County 🤣💫
Welcome to another instalment of Armchair Gaffers. Todays we look at the weekend's FA Cup fixtures and the return of Antony!
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Arsenal Back in The Title Race? 🏃♂️| Ivan Toney Back With a Bang 💥| Salah To Return to Liverpool 😡
We back baby! This week we look at Arsenal's bid to re-enter the title race after securing a routine 5 - 0 win over Crystal Palace. We also discuss Ivan Toney's potential transfer from Brentford and what we expect his transfer fee to be. Tune in for a full run down of the weekend's action!
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Are Arsenal in Trouble? 😔
People! Forgive us. We recorded nearly an hour of the podcast before we realised the microphones were not turned on. We hope the content is still to your liking and happy new year
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It's Arsenal's Title to Lose 🔝| United Celebrate Nil Nil Win 🔴| Villa Trying To Crash The Party 🟣🟡
It's match week 17 and the title is shaping up nicely Currently there are four teams all with a shout - Arsenal, Liverpool, Villa and reigning champions Manchester City But we're no closer to knowing who the definitive favourites are Tune in for our takes and rundown of all this week's action!
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Champions League & European Review | Manchester United Stink 💩 #ContinentalCorner
The Conti Corner is back and for good this time. We've had to find a formula that works and we think this is it! Enjoy!!! So much has been happening across the big five leagues and the Champions league and we're here to round it all up for you! Firstly. Manchester Unite Stink. Out of Europe at…
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Good Ebening Vol 2 🧛| How Much Worse Can United Get? 📉| Salah Is The Greatest! 🥇
Match week 16 😍. We love a weekend where there are hardly any draws and this was one of those such weekends. Liverpool showed their pedigree by overturning a one goal deficit to beat Crystal Palace 2 -1. It's about time that we accept that Mo Salah is thee best ever! Unia Emery got revenge on…
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Spurs Beat City 3 -3 | United Go From Bad to Worse-er! | We've Got Our Liverpool Back
Hello and Hi people. The Premier League really is the gift that keeps on giving. Tottenham overcame the odds and secured a dramatic 3-3 victory away at Man City. Manchester Unite (as expected) lost to Newcastle. This is what happens when United play a team in the top half of the table. And…
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Spurs Lose 3 In a Row.. But That's Just Who They Are Mate | Arsenal Back on Top! 🔝
We Back baby. Sorry for the late upload, but the God's of technical issues were once again conspiring against us. Match week 13 of the 2023/24 Premier League season was wonderful... if you support Arsenal or Villa. Villa moved into the top 4 for the first time in a century lol and Arsenal are…
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The Best Game Ever?🍿| Have Chelsea Finally Clicked? 🤔| Spurs - It Was Fun While It Lasted 🤣
Match week 12 was sensational all around Chelsea and Man City served up a classic, with Raheem Sterling and Cole Palmer coming back to haunt their old club Liverpool seem to be back but if you ask us, they're not back-back Arsenal are quietly doing exactly what they have to do and no-one is…
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The Best League in the World..? 🤔| Arsenal Finally Lose 🩸| Ten Hag Get's His Tactic Right!
We back baby. We know Monday mornings don't hit the same without Armchair. That's why we had to come back with a bang!And what a lovely weekend of football to come back to.Arsenal were handed their first league defeat of the season by combination of Newcastle and VARTen Hag lives to fight another...
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Spurs Stun Liverpool 💥 📺| Where Were The Lines? 📏| United Continue The Bleed 🩸💉
Another week and another week of breath-taking Premier League football. The game of the weekend was Tottenham's 2-1 victory of 9 man Liverpool. Spurs were victorious thanks to help from the referee and their good old friend VAR Elsewhere, Manchester City suffered a shock defeat to Gary O'Neil's...
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NLD | Spurs Beat Arsenal 2-2 😶| More Chelsea Misery 🤣 | Ten Hag Survives... Just!
Welcome to another Premier League review. It was another bumper weekend of EPL football. Manchester City kept up their 100% start to the 2023/24 campaign. Manchester United were second best but managed to leave Turf Moor with all three points vs Burnley. Arsenal and Tottenham played out a…
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Manchester United are Finished 🔚| Rashford is THE Problem 🏃💨| Premier League Review 🗞️
Good day people. Disclaimer Alert! The opening 40 minutes of this weeks podcast was dominated purely by talk of Manchester Unite Sport Directive. It seems that everyone is now turning on Eric Ten Hag and his most trusted lieutenants - Lisandro Martinez, Casemiro, Bruno Fernandes and Marcus...
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Germany Are Bleeding: Hansi Flick Sacked! 🔥| Continental Corner 🌍
Hello people dem. The Conti Corner is Back Baby!!! Germany have sacked Hansi Flick as manager after a poor run of results. What did they really expect when they are playing Havertz as their CF. Aside from that, we also discuss all the happenings in all the big european leagues.
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England Look Bad Under Southgate 😵💫| Premier League Predictions 🥇+ 📉
Hello people. Welcome back to an International break Armchair Gaffers. Today we look at the mess of the England squad under Gareth "Sauceless" Southgate. Why does he keep picking Maguire? Why is a Saudi Henderson starting? Why is James Maddison playing left wing? These are the things that are...
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Declan "Rices" to the Occasion 🔝| Arsenal Trounce Man United 🥊
What another wonderful weekend of the Barclays Premiership lol. The God's of football really sent us in to the international break with a bang. Firstly, we were give a trio of hattricks from Son Heung-Min, Erling Haaland and the next £100M man - Evan Ferguson. If that wasn't enough. We witnessed...
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Are Arsenal In Trouble? 🥲| Tottenham Loving Ange 😍
Never late is better, but better late than never. People, sorry for the 24 hour delay in us releasing this week's episode but it's here now and that's all that matters. Tune in for a full run down of all the weekend's action including our takes on: Arsenal vs Fulham United's come back win vis...
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Chelsea Get Hammered ⚒️ | Debut to Forget for Caicedo 💀| Man Utd Are Shocking 🤣
The Premier League is the gift that keeps on giving. Chelsea carry on where they left off last season by losing 3-1 to West Ham. It just goes to show that money won't always buy success.Tottenham Hotspur beat Manchester United in a comfortable 2-0 win at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. Manchester...
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We Back Baby!!! 🤣| Premier League Returns 🏆| Can Newcastle Push City and Arsenal? 🤔
We Back Baby. The Premier League and in fact, club football as a whole is back and so are your friendly neighbourhood Armchair Gaffers.Manchester City and Arsenal both got off to convincing wins in their respective pursuits of Premier League glory. The main question is, who can push them? At…
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City Treble Pending 🏆🏆❓| Flop of the Season 💩
As expected, Manchester City beat Manchester United in FA Cup final to move one step closer to becoming only the second English team in history to win the fabled Treble. Surely it's just a formality? We also look at who we think has been the flop of the season as well as the manager of the year
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City Complete 3 Peat 🏆🏆🏆| It Was Never Really In Doubt 🔵
It's official. Manchester City have won the Premier League for the third time in a row. Is Pep Guardiola's legacy now greater than Sir Alex Ferguson's?Arsenal did their best to push City all the way until game week 37 but alas they ran out of steam.The fight for the last two relegation places…
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It's Officially Over | Arsenal Won't Be Champions 😭
What a way to go out. A 3-0 loss to Brighton at home. We have to admit that the crumble is in Arsenal's DNA. The boys can still be proud of themselves for amassing their highest points total in years and pushing City until the final couple of weeks.Elsewhere, Southampton were the first team to…
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Title Race Back on! 🏇| Can Big Sam Do It Again? 👷♂️
We Back Baby! The Premier League title race is still on. It's advantage Manchester City but Arsenal will be hoping and wishing that Guardiola's men will drop points somewhere in their next five games.At the other end of the table, it's just a matter of who will join Southampton in the…
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Tottenham Out Tottenham Themselves 🤣 | Welcome Sir Jim 🔰
Another sensational weekend of #premierleague football. Manchester City all but secured their 3rd league title in a row with a 2-1 win away at Fulham.Tottenham finally showed some mettle and staged a remarkable comeback at Anfield, only for Lucas Moura to gift Diogo Jota a last minute winner.…
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The Spurs Horror Show 😱 | Arsenal Feel The Pressure 😓 | All Manchester FA Cup Final 🔴🔵 #119
Tottenham Hotspurs aka Spurs have sunk to an all time low. Losing 6-1 to this Newcastle isn't so bad. But the manner of the loss, SHM! Being 5 nil down after 21 minutes is just unacceptable. We have to give Newcastle their credit because they played with rhythm and intensity but Spurs helped them...
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Arsenal Dealt Hammer Blow⚒️ | Chelsea Are Embarrassing Now 😲| City Do What City Do #118
This is it. The beginning of the end for #Arsenal The bottle job has started. The crumble begins now. Twice in the last two matches, Arsenal have somehow given up a two goal lead and snatched defeat from the jaws of victory (Draws = Defeats at this stage of the season). Are their title hopes…
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Antonio Conte Meltdown 💩| Assna Go 8 Points Clear! 🥇| Fulham Madness 🤯
It was another fantastic weekend of #PremierLeague and #FACup football. There we're fireworks in both competitions. Antonio Conte lost the plot in his post match after Spurs threw away a 3-1 lead to draw 3-3 with bottom of the table Southampton. #Arsenal continued their march to their first…
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Liverpool Are Bummy 💩| Trossard Triple Threat 3️⃣| Chessy Win.. Again! 😲
We Back Babyyy!!!! Another Monday so another Podcast. This week we touched on the BBC and Gary Lineker and all that mess going on over there. We start the show with #Liverpool and their shock loss to bottom of the league Bournemouth. Is #VVD finished? Arsenal look the real deal. They have all...
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Eric SEVEN Hag 7️⃣| Manchester United Humiliated at Anfield 😭
We're not sure if it is Eric 7 Tag or Eric 7 Hag, but what we do know is that #ManchesterUnited were absolutely embarrassed by #Liverpool at Anfield. The red devils conceded SEVEN goals (six in the second half) but didn't even have the decency to respond with even one goal. #TenHagOut was…
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Manchester United Are Back 🏆| Chelsea Are Getting Worse 📉| Liverpool Need A Rebuild 🏗️
#ManchesterUnited beat Newcastle 2 - 0 in the mucg coveted Carabao Cup Final at Wembley Stadium to win their first trophy since 2016/17 and manager Eric Ten Hag's first piece of silver ware in his first season at the club Tottenham beat #Chelsea comfortably to firm up their grip on 4th spot in…
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It's Not Working at Chelsea 😭| Arsenal = Mentality Monsters! 🤯| Rashford is Officially the BEST!
#Chelsea are stinking out the league. It was cute when they were battling with Liverpool for mid-table supremacy, but now Liverpool look like they've sorted their act out and Chessy are still bleeding out. #Arsenal meanwhile, look to have overcome their storm in a teacup and are back on top of…
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Arsenal's Title Push Is Over? 📉| Manchester United Re-enter The Race 🏃| Spurs Hit a New Low! 🤣
Arsenal's title push is over. Manchester United are back in the title race.. again. Tottenham are terrible and Manchester City keep the pressure on league leader, Arsenal. These were just some of the headlines in another eventful weekend of Premier League Action. Elsewhere, Southampton finally...
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City Spare Arsenal's Blushes | Liverpool Are Setting New Lows Every Week | Half A Billi Chelsea lol
You can't predict what will happen in the Premier League. That's why we love this game. City and Arsenal both dropped points this week which leaves the state of play exactly as it was going in to match week 22 Liverpool are in freefall. Who knows how much worse it can get? I still don't think...
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Is Antony Just Pepe 2.0 😵💫| Liverpool Continue to Bleed 🩸| Guardiola Won The Battle
The big questions of this week's show: - Is Antony the next Nicholas Pepe? - How far will this Liverpool slump go - Pep Guardiola Won the Battle with Arteta but who will win the war? We cover this and all the other talking points from the past week of football And remember, we're not the Gaffers,...
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London is Red and the League is Too | Liverpool Bleed and Concede 🩸| United Finishing 2nd? 🤔 #109
Get 20% off @MANSCAPED + Free Shipping with the code ACG20 at manscaped.com #ad London is red and the league is too. Arsenal beat Tottenham Hotspur 2-0 in the North London Derby to stretch their leaf at the the summit of the Premier League table to 8 points over nearest rivals Manchester City…
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Chessy Misery Goes On | Potter Out? | FA Cup Shocks
It's FA Cup week but the show must go on!!! Chelsea have forgotten to play football. This is what happens when the person in charge of your football club only discovered the sport six months ago. Tune in for a full run down of the FA Cup action plus transfer talk
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City Are ***ty | It's Arsenal's To Lose Now | Spurs Are So Spursy | Rashford is on Fire 🔥
We Back Baby!!! Happy New Year you filthy Gaffers out there. Our New Year's resolution is more content! On today's agenda: Manchester City aren't the imperious tiki taka team that we think they are. Haaland is breaking records every week but #City are mainly breaking their fan's hearts #Spurs are...
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Premier League is BACK BABY! 😍 | Arsenal Winning The League 🏆Joined by Joel Beya #106
We Back Baby. The eternal words that herald the return of the fearsome foursome known simply as, The Armchair Gaffers. Today we were joined by Sir Joel Beya of Cheeky Sport and @5magazine World Cup over, now it's back to business as usual. And that was the case for all the big hitters in the...
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Best Group Stage Ever? 🏆 | Germany Are a Bundesliga Team 🚜| Lukaku 🔴
Was this the best group stage ever? The shortest and most exciting group stage in the history of the #FIFA #WorldCup has come to a close. Some big names have crashed out and things will only get better from here. We've said goodbye to: #Germany, #Belgium and Roberto Martinez, #Ghana and their…
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IT'S COMING HOME 🏆 | England 6-2 Iran | Birth of a Starboy - Saka! 🌟🤩 w/ @The CNSR
Today we were joined by a good friend of the show, @The CNSR Football's coming home it's coming home it's coming..! and #BukayoSaka is the guy that's going to bring it back. England demolished #Iran 6-2 as expected and even the naysayers haven't got much to say about: #GarethSouthGate his…
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France Will Fail 👎 | Harry Kane Top Scorer ⚽| Messi's Tournament 🏆 - World Cup Ones To Watch 👀
The #Qatar2022 #WorldCup is nearly here so we decided to do an Armchair Gaffers Ones 2 Watch World Cup Edition #onetowatch We go though each group and tell you who we think will shine in Qatar and in some cases, who we think may flop As you can tell by the title, we believe that #France will FAIL...
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Chelsea Are Depressing 😭🔵 Arsenal Top at Christmas 🎄 Nunez Finally Coming Good 👍🔴 #100
The final round of fixtures before the #WorldCup break was supposed to me a time to go out on a high but not for #Chelsea. Peter Drury described Chelsea's style of play as a new kind of Pressing - #Depressing and it's hard to argue. They lost their 3rd straight #PremierLeague match on the spin…
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Welcome to The Armchair Gaffers football show. Our motto is, "We Know It All" because not only do we not know it all, we actually don't know anything. But that's why you guys are here - to fill in the blanks in our knowledge. So, join us and let us know where we're going wrong.Follow us, Subscribe and Enjoy
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