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Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts
by Armstrong & Getty
Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts features only the absolute beefiest segments from the broadcast show! Well Done, and thoroughly satisfying--enjoy them with friends!
Episodes
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He Wasn't Just Spraying It Everywhere!
Some may consider this story to be yellow journalism. Others may believe that there may be a tinkle of truth to it. No matter, the story about a Northern CA middle school teacher who was secretly recorded while urinating into an empty canister (while inside his classroom) is, in fact, the number...
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Gosh Gosh Gosh
Some may consider this story to be yellow journalism. Others may believe that there may be a tinkle of truth to it. No matter, the story about a Northern CA middle school teacher who was secretly recorded while urinating into an empty canister (while inside his classroom) is, in fact, the number...
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Did All of the Teachers Do This?
Some may consider this story to be yellow journalism. Others may believe that there may be a tinkle of truth to it. No matter, the story about a Northern CA middle school teacher who was secretly recorded while urinating into an empty canister (while inside his classroom) is, in fact, the number...
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How Can Queers for Palestine Possibly Exist?
Joe Getty details the odd and troubling relationship between US progressives & hard core Islamist monsters who support terrorism and oppression. Thanks to the Eli Lake for his column, The Ties That Bind Islamists and Progressives. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Jack's Very, Very Unpopular Pet Adoption Theory
From the fourth hour of the Friday, January 24th broadcast of The Armstrong & Getty Show...Jack shares a completely over-the-top theory about pet adoption--much to the dismay of Joe & Katie! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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If You Don't Commit Any Crimes, You Have Nothing To Worry About
As we all know, crime is out of control and the politics are bass ackwards in California. During our local news, Joe blew off some steam with a screed! A blood vessel or two might have popped. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I'm On The Horse... Cmon Man!
Biden did an interview with Lester Holt and it did not go well. In typical A&G fashion, the guys ran with it and made it hilarious. Listen to the whole Armstrong & Getty Select Cut here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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How To Gain 100lbs In A Weekend & DEI Doctors
We went around the room and fired off what we would eat to get really fat quickly. Also, some of our CA doctors aren't qualified due to DEI. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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EVs! Get Your EVs!
The left is pushing electric vehicles hard, especially in CA. Would an EV make a good first car? Also, there's some bonus Hillary talk in here as well. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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$50 & A Hog
This is a much needed heart warming moment when a grandfather got his grandfather's 70 year old truck. What his grandfather paid for it is the real story here.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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AI Stealing Your Voice and Joe Beats Himself Up
AI is a big topic in the world, for obvious reasons. Now we find that AI can steal our voices?! Also, this clip includes a little "Joe Getty Self Beating." Enjoy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Why So Hairy?
Jack saw an attractive woman the other day with armpit hair. This has been part of the women being "natural" movement going around online... Jack and Joe brought in Katie Green to say the things they can't say on this topic. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Jack The Attention Hog
Jack Armstrong must feel the need for attention. When Joe Getty had intense joint pain, Jack had cancer. Joe feels covid coming on? Jack crashes his motorcycle. Joe slices two of his fingers open? Jack gets his eyeballs cut open. IT NEVER STOPS! Plus some details about Jack's eye surgery that you...
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Red Slobster
Red Lobster got taken out by it's own endless shrimp deal. How did this happen!? Did they underestimate how much shrimp we could eat? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Culture Is Changing
Jack had an unfortunate experience at a youth flag football game yesterday due to parents almost coming to blows... Our culture is changing and it's not for the better. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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C.O.W. Clips Of The Week!
It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... it's C.O.W. Clips of the Week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All Hell Has Broken Lose
It was complete chaos at the hearing on Merrick Garland. Verbal shots were fired, names were called... Listen to this whole Armstrong & Getty Select Cut to hear the whole fiasco! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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"Hey Joe, What About Your Uncle That Was Eaten By Cannibals?"
The debates between Biden and Trump are on! One on ABC and the other on CNN. The guys have some ideas on how Trump could handle the debate. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Would You Rather Encounter An Unknown Man Or A Bear
This question to women has taken the internet by storm: "If you were hiking alone, would you rather encounter an unknown man or a bear?" The majority is answering bear... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Trump Vs Biden Debate!
Right as the guys were going on air this morning, Biden posted a bizarre video on twitter challenging Trump to a debate... Trump has responded that he's game. This will be a show of shows. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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AI Can Now See And Hear You...
This latest version of Chat AI has the ability to see you, hear you and more. This is disturbing on a whole new level... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The World Of Fast Food
McDonalds is rolling out a new $5 meal in an attempt to get some customers back amid their soaring prices. We're seeing more of this as inflation causes all prices to go up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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"I Didn't Know If My Knee Cap Was Still Attached."
Our very own Jack Armstrong crashed his motorcycle yesterday. YES, he's okay but also YES, he's in a lot of pain. Huge shoutout to the angel that was doubling as an Uber driver who helped him out and let him bleed all over the car. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Stormy Daniels Testified And It Was Something...
In case you missed it, during the Trump "hush money" trial (if we can even call it that anymore) Stormy Daniels took the stand and went in depth about her sexual encounter with Trump. She also tried to make it seem like she didn't know what she was doing... Listen to the whole Armstrong & Getty...
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Twitch... Switch... What?
Apparently a majority of the folks under the age of 24 are getting their news about the college protests from the video gamer streaming service Twitch. FB and Instagram are so out now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Another Day, Another Trump Gag Order
It happened again. Trump was hit with another gag order and fined another $1000. Is he doing this on purpose or can he not shut his mouth? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Passion Tax
So apparently, according to The Passion Tax, if you enjoy your job there is a chance that you're not being paid as much as you should... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Protesters Need Lotion!
Bill Melugin reported on the list of needs the protesters at UCLA have. It includes vegan and gluten free food, knee and elbow pads and lotion. All of that hating Israel is making them chafe. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Vigilante Justice At UCLA & Introducing Fuzzy Bear!
All hell broke loose at UCLA during the anti - Israel protests. Since the cops weren't showing up, a group of vigilantes decided to take matters into their own hands. While the guys were relatively reserved on this topic, new A&G Show cast member Fuzzy Bear had a lot to say. See...
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"They're Grabbing Him By The Hoodie!"
We're ALL sick of these anti Israel protesters but we have to admit, they are providing us with some great audio/video. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Straighten Up!
Jack found a study that says everything we've heard about posture is basically fake news! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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An AI Scare And A Beautiful Michael Angelo Song
There is an insane news story out of Maryland about an athletic director who was under investigation for misuse of funds creating an AI audio file of the principal of the school making racist remarks. How far will this AI go? On a happier note, one of our listeners made a wonderful tribute song...
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The Rise Of Intersectionality
This really brings together what we are seeing on our college campuses. Not only with the chaos of the anti Israel protests, but with the insane ideologies, DEI and more... Also, kids are now being taught younger and younger that the problem with the world is western civilization. See...
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Sit Down, RFK Jr. Quimby Jr.
The guys played a clip with "the world's worst voice" which led to Jack talking about a recent Simpsons episode. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Look! It's Mount Rushmore!
What if Mount Rushmore was made up of different characters? How about Sly Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Quarter Life Crisis
There is a new thing that 20 somethings are going through... the quarter life crisis. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Jack And His BBQ Adventures
Jack Armstrong's grilling adventures continue! Last week Jack posted a photo of him "grilling." It was pretty bad... If you haven't seen it click here. Well, our beloved Jack attempted it again. And again, it was pretty bad. You can see that photo here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
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C.O.W. Clips Of The Week
It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was, it's C.O.W. Clips of the Week!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Kennedy Family
Jack has a few notes/observations about the Kennedy family... including one that you may find disturbing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Allergies & Covid Tests
It would seem that everyone's allergies are out of control. We have a bit of an explanation for that. Then the guys revisit the horrible times of the "official" COVID tests that they used to do when they'd touch your brain.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Tennis Headband With Wires
Apparently there is a new dating app where they hook you up and monitor your brain activity. Sounds hot. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Armstrong Getty You Can't Hide... You Prefer Your Chicken Fried
Oh the gift that keeps on giving.. the chants of the protesters. Now they're after Google and Starbucks. Also, a hilarious email from Ernesto. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Go On, Gandhi!
Anti Israel protesters shut down bridges all over the country and an airport yesterday, causing travel problems. The reason? Basically, they don't want Israel to defend itself against Iran. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Size Matters
Joe watched The Masters this weekend and even had a watch party! Problem is, the crew thinks he's lying about the size of his TV. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The American Dream Is Dead
A recent TikTok video went viral of a young man talking about how he is struggling to survive on his wages and how the American dream is dead. Is this what China wants us to see? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Biden's Immigration Crisis
Joe Biden can own this one. The crisis at the border is only getting worse by the day. Now the news comes out that he's secretly flying illegals into states? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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How To Load A Dishwasher
What are the secrets to a happy marriage? Apparently loading the dishwasher properly has a lot to do with it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Moon Exploration With Rep Sheila Jackson Lee
Representative Sheila Jackson Lee from Houston, TX gave us all a very informative lesson on moon exploration... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Not A Good Word
Well aren't we a lucky bunch! Jack has vowed to start weaving this word into every day situations. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Comfort Of The Evening Sitcom Routine
Jack actually sat down and watched a couple of sitcoms last night and to his surprise, he felt really good afterwards. Maybe there's something to say about the evening sitcom routine and not just doom scrolling for hours... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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