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Arnold Schwarzenegger Presents
by Nugget Loads
Rob and Jemry are going through the entire filmography of one Hollywood Actor/Creator from start to end. In the first season we are watching the complete works of Arnold Schwarzenegger.*We review the movies, we review the Arnolds, we address the highlights and the low-lights and we even suggest how we'd do it given the chance.We cannot stress enough that we are not endorsed by the big man himself.*We reserve the right to veto cameo appearances, uncredited appearances, or "as himself".
Episodes
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45 - Schwarzenegger Battle Royale
It's finally here, the first annual Arnold Schwarzenegger Battle Royale! Marvel as all 44 previous Arnold Schwarzenegger characters are sorted into categories and forced to fight to the death in a tournament scenario. Can Mr. Freeze overcome Handsome Stranger? Will the T-800 Terminator defeat the...
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44 - Terminator: Dark Fate
Our podcast's coverage of Arnold Schwarzenegger films almost comes to an end in the penultimate episode of season 1. Joined by Nick Mason, we cover Arnold's latest* theatrical release, Terminator: Dark Fate, and review what we have learned so far, which admittedly isn't much. Recorded in late…
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43 - Aftermath
Joined by Avery Hutley, the podcast watches the Scoot McNairy film Aftermath and then, in the Aftermath of that traumatic event, discusses cinema sound calibration, air traffic control protocol, and the merits of military training from a long, long time ago. Oh, and the film itself.
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42 - Killing Gunther
Randy Adeva returns to the podcast for a record third time to discuss the extended SNL sketch that is Taran Killam's Killing Gunther. As with most other episodes of the podcast, Arnold Schwarzenegger makes an appearance in the film we're discussing, and is arguably the best part. Our fight to the...
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41 - Maggie
Joined by Katherine Allan of Well, Actually, the podcast reviews Maggie, the dramatic turn by Arnold Schwarzenegger that mostly features him standing around and brooding.
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40 - Terminator Genisys
Erin Michelle joins the podcast this week for Terminator Genisys, a film that doesn't ever give an explanation its portmanteau title, or any of its plot, really. Jai Courtney, Emilia Clarke and Jason Clarke all hide their natural accents and join Arnold Schwarzenegger to portray less iconic...
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39 - Sabotage
Matthew Vasquez joins the podcast this week for David Ayer's Sabotage, an Arnold Schwarzenegger film featuring a surprising lack of sabotage. Maybe they should have gone with a more descriptive title, like Subterfuge, or Underwhelming. In other parts of the podcast, a father, a president and a...
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38 - The Expendables 3
Joined by Jordan Barr, the podcast takes another journey with a team called The Expendables that consider themselves anything but. Can the presence of Wesley Snipes and Kelsey Grammar take this movie to heights hitherto unreached by the previous films? The short answer is no.
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37 - Escape Plan
Joined by Maddy Weeks, the podcast goes down to the bottom floor of a top secret boat jail in search of someone named Mannheim, but only finds the subject of our very special podcast, Arnold Schwarzenegger. We also watch and discuss Escape Plan, for those playing at home. Elsewhere, in fight to…
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36 - The Last Stand
Joined by Angus Gordon, this Arnold Schwarzenegger podcast watches The Last Stand, in which FBI agent Forest Whitaker chases an international drug lord in a race to the Mexican border. If you're confused as to how this premise relates to an Arnold Schwarzenegger/Johnny Knoxville small town...
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35 - The Expendables 2
Joined by Josh Webb and Matthew Hespe, it's an even bigger and more coherently edited team up than last week, as the podcast explores The Expendables 2. In this one, Arnold Schwarzenegger becomes self-aware, sees humanity as a threat to his existence, and decides to trigger a deadly nuclear…
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34 - The Expendables
It's the team-up of the century this week on Arnold Schwarzenegger Presents, A Nugget Loads Podcast, as Tias Allard joins us to cover The Expendables. It's a film so chock full of action stars it doesn't have any time for things like a credible plot or coherent editing, but hey, they got Arnold…
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33 - Terminator Salvation
Joined by Dave Hynes, the podcast covers the Terminator film with the least of our favourite Arnold, Terminator Salvation, and somewhat appropriately, stays the least on topic of any of our Arnold Schwarzenegger podcasts. Featuring a monkey thought translator, a man with many clones, and a whole...
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32 - The Kid and I
Starved for Arnold Schwarzenegger content in the dark governor years of 2003-2011, the podcast takes a glimpse into the fictional life of Tom Arnold analogue Bill Williams in the movie The Kid and I. Joined by Bella Green and Cat Finch, the podcast explores Twins remakes, ghost characters, and a...
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31 - Around the World in 80 Days
Tess Bentley joins the podcast this week, as we watch Around the World in 80 Days, and discuss statues of the kaiju Rodan, muppets, and just what Mark Addy will do when he's guaranteed a physician that can replace his nipples. Also, our episodic fight to the death features love/life himself, a...
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30 - Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
After an extended break in respect for the last podcast appearance of Sven, the podcast returns for some more Arnold goodness with Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. It's the first Terminator film to not feature Linda Hamilton, the first not to be directed by James Cameron, and unfortunately…
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29 - Welcome to the Jungle/The Rundown
Arnold Schwarzengger insists you have fun, Christopher Walken welcomes you the jungle, and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson gives you the rundown. Why can't any of these movie stars mind their own damn business?! Joined by Tom Bown, the best Arnie podcast around covers the Peter Berg classic Welcome to...
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28 - Collateral Damage
So you want a podcast on Collateral Damage, huh? I'll give you a podcast on Collateral Damage! Arnold Schwarzenegger goes on the hunt for The Wolf, the Colombian terrorist responsible for the death of his wife and child. He also wants to know where his comedy relief sidekick is, since every time...
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27 - The Sixth Day
How can there be a The Sixth Day after the End of Days? The podcast explores by not mentioning End of Days at all, and instead discussing this Arnold Schwarzenegger movie on its own terms. Jonathan Stiglec joins Rob and Jemry to discuss the ethical conundrums of cloning Arnold Schwarzenegger,...
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26 - End of Days
It's the End of Days, but not for the podcast, as we cover the famed Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, and the eighty million cuts contained within. The wonderful Chris Ritchie joins Rob and Jemry this week for an extra long episode exploring light speed trains, flammable urine and the demons of the...
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25 - Batman and Robin
A freeze is coming, as the best Arnold Schwarzenegger podcast in town chills out with the coolest movie in town, Batman and Robin. I hope you enjoy terrible ice puns, because they're certainly not going to get any better. Matthew Hespe joins Jemry and Rob to talk about Frasier, Coolio and George…
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24 - Eraser
There's railguns galore, Perfect Dark-style, as the podcast visits Arnold Schwarzenegger's 1996 classic Eraser. Suspiciously large brooches, high pressure skyscrapers, and some bloodthirsty CGI alligators all make for a fun time, as does Robert Pastorelli as Johnny Casteleone. Also, Sven Watch...
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23 - Jingle All The Way
The podcast celebrates Christmas in July as we revisit Jingle All The Way, the movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger fights a group of Santas trying to sell bootleg children's toys. Of course, this is likely in direct retaliation to Turbo Man taking over the starring role in the Christmas parade, but...
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22 - Junior
The podcast this week visits Junior, the Ivan Reitman film that casts Arnold Schwarzenegger in his most unlikely role yet: a scientist, and dares to ask the question "how can man form prangent"? Tess Bentley joins Rob and Jemry on the podcast, as we watch Junior and learn that a bag of heroin…
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21 - True Lies
This week on the podcast, we cover True Lies, our last James Cameron film before the release of Avatar IV: The Quest for Peace. With some questionable hiring procedures and horse-elevator etiquette, Arnold Schwarzenegger rides real fast past a guy on a saxophone, and oh boy, is he surprised? Yes....
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20 - Dave
The president is replaced and donuts are smacked out of hands this week, as the podcast visits Dave, the movie that you didn't even realise had Arnold Schwarzenegger in it. A thirty second cameo for a familiar director means we have another movie to cover, and this one is full of intrigue if you...
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19 - Last Action Hero
Arnold Schwarzenegger is Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater as the podcast goes beyond the silver screen and visits Last Action Hero and the films contained therein. Fish go both in and out of water as Danny Madigan from My Girl 2 uses a magic ticket, handed down from the greatest magicians…
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18 - Terminator 2
This week on the podcast, there's some time travelling, liquid-metal-body-morphing shenanigans going on, and only our good terminator Arnold Schwarzenegger is fit to deal with the problem. First, however, he has to learn some 90s slang from an American teenager. Cowabunga! Ben Searle joins the...
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17 - Kindergarten Cop
The podcast is going back to school, as Schwarzengger re-teams with his old pal Ivan Reitman to bring us Kindergarten Cop. This time, there's jokes along with the premise, and the whole thing goes swimmingly. Well, except for a missing 3 million dollars, a burning school, kidnapped children,...
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16 - Total Recall
If it was a Total Recall, why was he there at all? The podcast that tells you the how, the why, and the who of Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to Mars to figure out his missing memories, or maybe they're just being lobotomised. It's all up to interpretation. Joined by comedian Luke Leonard, Rob…
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15 - Red Heat
Get your passports ready as the podcast covers Red Heat, a film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a Russian police officer on assignment in the USA. Paired opposite awful policeman and charisma vacuum Jim Belushi, the two learn that Russia and America aren't so different after all, at least when…
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14 - Twins
What happens when you take the director of Ghostbusters, add Arnold Schwarzenegger, and throw in a handful of comedy writers? Depends on what year. This podcast visits the 1988 result, premise comedy Twins, where Danny Devito is the long lost criminal sibling to Schwarzenegger's naive...
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13 - Predator
Stick around, we're putting together a crack team of commandos to record an Arnold Schwarzenegger podcast about Predator. We'll need a scorpion on a knife, a spare arm, a cloaking device and way too many pencils. The hazards include being hunted by an intergalactic alien, who was born and bred…
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12 - The Running Man
It's showtime! The podcast puts on its running shoes, and covers your favourite Richard Bachman aka Stephen King aka Jack Torrance adaptation that also features Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Running Man. The good news is Sven actually plays a character called Sven. The bad news is we don't see…
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11 - Raw Deal
Remember not to drink and bake, as we go from being the sheriff of a small town to undercover with the mob, as the podcast arrives at the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic, Raw Deal. Magnets, junkyards, and games of chicken with bulldozers dominate as Arnie tears apart the mob piece by piece, and a...
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10 - Commando
Put on your tactical vest, feed your daughter some ice cream, and grab the guns out of your two-digit combination safe, because your favourite Arnold Schwarzenegger podcast is revisiting one of your favourite Schwarzenegger movies, Commando. With a kill count of 81, and more great one-liners than...
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09 - Red Sonja
Arnold Schwarzenegger co-stars as Kalidor (aka Not Conan) this week on the podcast, as Dino De Laurentiis carefully makes his way around some copyright shenanigans with Red Sonja. Pull on your Levis, grip your sword loosely, and marvel as Arnie appears at the last minute to save our heroine…
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08 - The Terminator
"So, this podcast, it's from the future, is that right?" "One possible future. From your point of view. Listen, and understand. That Arnold Schwarzenegger podcast is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will...
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07 - Conan the Destroyer
Wilt Chamberlain, Grace Jones, Andre the Giant, and the return of Mako?! Why, this is my kinda movie! Join us for a thrilling romp through the highs of Conan's second adventure, and the fun, active atmosphere that encompasses it. Forget that silly podcast that put down Conan the Barbarian. Now…
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06 - Conan the Barbarian
Is it just me, or did you want more of James Earl Jones and the snake transformations? This witch is done, throw her into the fire! Arnold becomes a king in an unrelated and untold story at the end of this film, and you too can become a king*, just like, share, and subscribe, or whatever you do...
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05 - The Jayne Mansfield Story
Which famous bodybuilder could our favourite Arnold be playing in this dramatised biopic? Could he be playing Jayne Mansfield herself? No, that would be too good for human consumption. you'll have to listen to our podcast to find out, or at least look up the cast list on IMDb or Wikipedia. This...
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04 - Cactus Jack/The Villain
Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a handsome stranger called Handsome Stranger in this ridiculous comedy from 1979. The twist is that it's really just a live action Road Runner movie, with Kirk Douglas as Wile E. Coyote. The other twist is that they shouldn't have hired Paul Lynde. Join Rob and Jemry…
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03 - Pumping Iron
It's a 90° swerve into a documentary this week, as we look at one of Arnold's "as himself" credits, and perhaps his most important (after Last Action Hero, naturally). Sure, there's a bit of Franco Columbu here, or some Lou Ferrigno there, but it's really Arnold who steals the show, villainous...
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02 - Stay Hungry
Jeff Bridges and Sally Field co-star in this charm- wait a minute, this is Arnold Schwarzenegger Presents! Former Mr. Universe Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a Mr. Universe hopeful at a gym Jeff Bridges is looking to demolish. That is, until the charming gym members, and the gym's seedy owner, win...
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01 - Hercules in New York
It's 1970, and we live in a pre-Pumping Iron, pre-Conan, pre-Terminator world. Arnie has so little clout that they rename him to Arnold Strong as an in-joke, and dub over him with another actor. Also, he fights a man in a bear-suit, and loses a weight lifting competition, two things the real…
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0 - Intro
Rob and Jemry are going through the entire filmography of one Hollywood Actor/Creator from start to end. In the first season we are watching the complete works of Arnold Schwarzenegger.* We review the movies, we review the Arnolds, we address the highlights and the low-lights and we even suggest...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Rob and Jemry are going through the entire filmography of one Hollywood Actor/Creator from start to end. In the first season we are watching the complete works of Arnold Schwarzenegger.*We review the movies, we review the Arnolds, we address the highlights and the low-lights and we even suggest how we'd do it given the chance.We cannot stress enough that we are not endorsed by the big man himself.*We reserve the right to veto cameo appearances, uncredited appearances, or "as himself".
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Nugget Loads
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Rob and Jemry are going through the entire filmography of one Hollywood Actor/Creator from start to end. In the first season we are watching the complete works of Arnold Schwarzenegger.*We review the movies, we review the Arnolds, we address the highlights and the low-lights and we even suggest how...
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