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ASCENSION (Titans Slayers Curse)

by Blame the Dice

5e Dungeons & Dragons misadventures. 4 solid peeps keeping it real weird. We are currently running 2 concurrent arcs. The official blame the dice arc and the CJ & Raziel arc. The best way to tell them apart is if there is actual dungeons and dragons rules being followed.¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

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Episodes

  1. Raziel & Jophiel 1

    After the reunion (infinity growler and bonfire) the crew journeys on.

  2. ASCENSION (Titans Slayers Curse) (Trailer)

  3. ASCENSION: Burglelarcenarceny in Gearhollow

    Your boys make a decision on where to go next. Things heat up and get very tense. They might even meet a new potential party member.

  4. ASCENSION: Social Justice Racers.

    Our heros hit the scene in Dustitown. But Jophiel is female'ish and Augoro is a Saytr...because of the infamous Ponzy Pyramid scheme (where they schemed to rob a pyramid) they helped pull off a few years back. Everything devolves from there. But we meet some great NPC and are off to a great start...

  5. C.A.N. Talk #2 (now even Alex'ier)

    We try some new segments. Explain some of the tough topics we presented in this weeks ASXENSION episode and even make fun of each other.

  6. ASCENSION: Lightish Red vs. Saphire

    Jophiel experiences a bounty of colorful characters, and has a very important choice to make.

  7. C.A.N. Talk #1 (Alex didnt miss it)

    We are working on a supplementary episode to support our D&D adventure.

  8. ASCENSION: House Cleaning

    The B the D boys are back. We are recording and it feels good. Oh ya ...and we have a podcast...

  9. PSA: Genital Crickets Epidemic

    PSA: Dont rub junk with Bylptr.

  10. Jophiel & Haltertop Tina 6

    The grand reunion is upon us, the bonfire is now lit. what is the next move for our heroes how many more raziels and treerippers have to die before the time bubble is fixed? will haltertop Tina rip her mid rift? who will get medium ripped?

  11. Jophiel & Haltertop Tina 5

    did you miss Raziel and Treeripper? me too. We love you.

  12. ASCENSION: War Camp 2

    HEY PEEPS. SORRY ABOUT THE QUIET AUDIO. OUR PORTABLE RIG WAS HAVING ISSUES. PLEASE KNOW WE STILL LOVE YOU AND WILL REMEDY THE ISSUE.... Augoro and Jophiel are in over their heads. can they escape the war camp.

  13. ASCENSION: War Camp

    We meet our Tabaxi friend. We are tasked to retreive the Aspect of Strength from the orc war camp. Augoro eats a sandwich. Jophiel remains naked.

  14. ASCENSION: MEET THE KING part 1

    Holy shit...is this king speaking the truth?

  15. ASCENSION: MEET THE KING part 2

    We are back in the capitol city. Things are getting more serious. 1 out of 3 B the D boys must have chips.

  16. Jophiel & Haltertop Tina 4

    Omg. What is up with the time bubble? Is everyone going to make it or is this some G.O.T. bull shit...

  17. Jophiel&Haltertop Tina 3

    Return of the shit hut.

  18. Jophiel&Haltertop Tina 2

    Jophiel & Haltertop Tina venture into the putrid remains of Brewersville.

  19. Jophiel & Haltertop Tina 1

    Haltertop Tina and Jophiel make their way to Brewersville.

  20. Episode 1 remastered

    Woah! It's been a while. We've been upgrading our record equipment and thought it was about time we amped up the recordings. Enjoy the re-entry!

  21. ASCENSION: Augoro Fight

    The BtheD boys are on an audio to video adventure. Join us on our Ryze to greatness....

  22. Jophiel & CJ 15

    We are on our way to Brewersville. Time travel is tricky. ¤¤Hey peeps. Please tolerate our ads. It means a lot to us.¤¤

  23. The Legend of Jophiel

    Jophiel needs a money manager. ¤{hey peeps. please power thru the ads, it means so much to us...thanks a bunch!}¤

  24. The Legend of Augoro.

    Is Augoro as great of a fighter as he thinks he is? Why he hate orcs? ¤{hey peeps. Please power thru the ads, it means so much to us. thanks a bunch...}¤

  25. Please take us back. We promise we have changed.

    Hello peeps. We apologige for our hiatus. We promise on our dice sacks that we will make it up to you. Nick our gracious DM explains more... ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  26. Jophiel @ CJ 14

    What did Haltertop Tina (Haniel) do?

  27. Jophiel & CJ 13

    Double bon fire infinity growler. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  28. Jophiel &CJ 12

    Listen to your homies. Homies is Homies even over 4.6 billion years.

  29. Jophiel & CJ 11

    Shhh...what? Shhhh.... ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  30. Jophiel& CJ 10

    Dont Blame the dice.... ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  31. Jophiel & CJ 9

    CJ solemnly explains the hurt. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  32. Jophiel & CJ 8

    Someone unexpected returns ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  33. Jophiel & CJ 7

    The gang actually heads out on a mission. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  34. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

    Prolapsed anus is a choice. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  35. Jophiel & CJ 6

    The plan is coming together. ...And our peeps are starting to agree with Jophiel. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  36. ASCENSION 6 (Titans Slayers Curse)

    Whelp. The magical carrage ride continues. Will our friends escape Iron Fist keep? ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  37. ASENSION 5 (Titans Slayers Curse)

    Is the DM trying to kill us? Omg here we go. This campaign is heating up... ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  38. Jophiel & C.J. 5

    7&7. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  39. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 3

    All the Gersons we know are male prostitutes. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  40. Jophiel & C.J. 4

    Physics be damned. Whats before our beginning? Why does Jophiel remember? What did tree ripper ( Gabriel) do? Love you. Bye. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  41. ASCENSION 4 (Titans Slayers Curse)

    Who is Ryse? What is penis fingers? All this and more. But remember to always knucklebump a half elf! Thanks everyone! ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  42. ASCENSION 3 (Titan Slayers Curse)

    Aguru and Japhiel drop in. Someone dies. Someone gets raised back to life. We think we are funny. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  43. CJ and Raziel 0.6 Bonus material part 2

    This is a test run of what is to come in the 5e misadventures of CJ and Raziel. We play by some of the rules. but CJ and Raziel get way more medium ripped. and at least the music is turned down some in his one...enjoy this bonus material. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so…

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  44. CJ and Raziel 0.5. Early Concept episode.

    Bonus previously unreleased versions of concept podcasts styles. these episodes were a little too heavily influenced by my music recording background. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  45. We are so dang sorry.

    Shhh. Keep it down. You dont have to yell.

  46. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT 2

    Alex fucking missed it! ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  47. Jophiel &CJ 3

    Why is Tree Ripper coming up with all the plans?

  48. ASCENSION 1.5 (titans slayers curse season 2)

    We are treated to a horrible realization. Agoro and Jophiel need to stick close to make it through. Why is Nick rolling so many 20's? ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  49. ASCENSION 1 (titans slayers curse season 2)

    Blame the dice boys are back in a brand new season. Check out that swanky new DM... ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

  50. ASCENSION 2 (titans slayers curse season 2)

    Things have taken a turn for the worse. Can Jophiel and Agoro live to fight another day? ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

5e Dungeons & Dragons misadventures. 4 solid peeps keeping it real weird. We are currently running 2 concurrent arcs. The official blame the dice arc and the CJ & Raziel arc. The best way to tell them apart is if there is actual dungeons and dragons rules being followed.¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤

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5e Dungeons & Dragons misadventures. 4 solid peeps keeping it real weird. We are currently running 2 concurrent arcs. The official blame the dice arc and the CJ & Raziel arc. The best way to tell them apart is if there is actual dungeons and dragons rules being followed.¤(If you peeps can power...

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