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Episode #14 Aunt Panorama's Ant-O-Rama
Narrator: And so it happened, several days later, that Aunt Panorama took a seat across from two worldly-looking gentlemen. Worldly Gentleman: Yeah, this "ant circus" idea of yours sounds . . .yes, interesting. But, when can we expect to see this . . .heh, heh . . . Ant-O-Rama? Aunt Panorama: No...
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Episode #13 Nutman, Insane Super Hero! & Dr. Nice Gives Nutman Some Advice
"And no matter what happens, it won't hurt at all! (Dr. Philip Nice, psychiatrist) Nutman! Insane Super Hero! Of all the incredible chracters in the history of twentieth century crime fighting, of all the distinctive personalities that have come and gone since Superman . . . none was stranger,...
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Episode #12 Morning Broke In, Danger Is My Breakfast, Brainco's Electrobrain Headband (by J. Szostek)
“But listen up oh Vegetation! We are all the same tissue, we are the same moisture, the same peelings! Listen and assimilate, Mulchy Stuff! Hear us Old Roots and give us a strong current! Think of the sweet and pleasant gases we have given this wretch, who comes today to shear off our heads! Who...
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Episode #11 Electric Edward
Hurry, hurry hurry! Step right up,step right up! Who'll be next? Only costs a nickle! So hurry, hurry, hurry! He's unbelievable! He's amazing! He's elec-trifying! He's Electric Edward! Here he is, folks . . . your opportunity to experience, first hand, the wonder of the new Age of Electricity!…
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Episode #10 The Gargoyle's Day Off
(SFX wind rising and falling for several seconds - a rainstorm begins) Narrator (begins slowly in a soft, deep voice): Far above a dark river, at the top of a towering cathedral wall, sits a stone sculpture of something. It might be a winged ape resting its chin in its hands. The gears of the sun...
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Episode #9 The Bumps Of The Goose ~ Believe It Or Don't Believe It!
I had never seen Holmes like this! We had been called in to investigate the disappearance of the great Frothingbroth Collection of jewels from the safe in Lady Frothingbroth's boudoir. We had already made several startling and bizarre discoveries when, suddenly, we heard Sir…
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Episode #8 Hob Nobbin' With Bob Goblin
Host: Bob . . . you live and work right here in Chicagoland, don't you? Bob: Yes, Dick, that's right, as you well know . . . I'm an ornamental gargoyle for an exclusive office building. Host: Wow! That sounds like a pretty challenging job! You'd have to hold still for long periods of time…
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Episode #7 Candida Invasion ~ The Ghost Of Abbie Hoffman
Bob Kartoffelkopf: Hi! We're back! With another heaping helping of everybody's favorite AM viewing habit . . . 'Morning Overload' This morning we're going to take a few more shots at that age-old question has earth been invaded from outer space? Well, let's just take a look at the facts . . .…
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Episode # 6 Dream Management ~ Gourmet Shortcuts
Host: Tell us a bit about the course in Dream Management you took last year. It seems to have made a big difference in your life. Mr. Zeeze: Yes, indeed! Though they don't call it Dream Management. It's "Lucid Dreaming." And that's pretty much just what it is. You know that you're dreaming while...
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Episode # 5 The Rollers ~ Mean Tooth Fairy
I was a witness to one of these raids. It took place on a Sunday afternoon; I was tipped off and sat waiting in my car. The operation began very suddenly, abruptly, out in the parking lot of the mall. An eighteen wheeler entered the lot, but instead of slowing down as it approaches the core...
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Episode #4 Uncle Padlock & The Hot Air Duck
(DUCK IS TRYING TO BE REASONABLE) Well, it's none of my business, of course, and its's really only my opinion ... but . . . it seems a shame for you humans to mess up your environment like this! (PADLOCK RANTS AND RAVES) AHA!! My environment! I KNEW you were going to get around to "my…
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Episode #3 Blown Away
Narrator: This is the terrible story of a tornado chaser show. Or rather, two tornado chaser shows. The earlier of the two shows, the original, was an old style tornado chaser show on the Science Channel. It had actual humans, Steve and Eddie, in the front seat of the chaser car so there was a...
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Episode #2 Neb's Cave
NEB'S CAVE 22 mins Once upon a time, a long, long time ago . . . before people began to unwrap their food, or even to write everything down properly ... there lived a mighty king named Nebuchadnezzar and everyone in his kingdom thought he was one heck of a king and a fine fellow, too! He did...
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Episode #1 Walter Under The Bridge
When Mr. Unsoveiter walks to work, he crosses the river at about ten minutes to six. One predawn early morning on a brightening spring day, he paused in the middle of the bridge and leaned his forearms on the railing. He stood there for a minute and looked down at the mist layering the river.…
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ASLEEP AND PLACES LIKE IT ~ AUDIO CARTOONS ~ Written by Ken Raabe unless otherwise indicated. Performed by Ken Raabe and John SzostekSTART WITH THE LAST PODCAST, WHY DON'TCHA? THE ONE ABOUT THE ANTS.
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