PODCAST · sports
Aspirational Hazards
by Maddy Mulderry and Hannah Carpenter
Blondes very funny huge boobs sometimes a third
Episodes
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It Doesn't Pay to be a Pick Me
The girls chat about how their Farm Workers' Day was, Hannah addresses the good news about Pam Bondi and Kristi Noem, and Maddy addresses the front page news - Scamanda (Westgate?).
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Evil Business
The girls have another guest... and this time, you better believe it's Dylan Subiza! We accidentally talked about so many evil businesses! City parking, tow yards, reality TV, photo assistants, LAUSD, and (of course) the US government. Maddy gets loud at the end but it's because she is Italian.
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We're Baaaaccckkkkkkk
There's so much to talk about... Maddy talks about a frustating Tiktok trend while Hannah shoulders the burden of updating us on everything else in the world.
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2025 was Pamela Anderson's Year
The girls ask each other the big Wrapped questions of 2025! What a year! Hannah is mostly forced to comment on politicians' looks and Maddy can't name a woman, but there is so much love in this Garage :)
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Happy Thanksgiving
In a BONUS, technically unfinished, over-a-month-late Thanksgiving episode, the girls discuss how they spent the holiday, Hannah introduces a new segment entitled "What Should We Do With All That?," and Maddy watches the fall of the robotic influencer.
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Not in My World
The girls discuss things they are vehemently rejecting, such as haunted houses, not having sex for 30 days, rent increases and the return of ED culture.
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BORG Darty
The girls have another guest! They're chattin' with Brent Flyberg about Mamdani's win and the irrelevancy of Lily Allen and David Harbour's drama, all while playing a game of Pushups: The Podcast.
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Close Enough, Welcome Back 2008
The girls play catch up and hit a variety of topics, all of which could also have been discussed in 2008 - Taylor Swift, being rich, private prisons, hookah bars, live music, VSFS, AIPAC, DWTS, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake.
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Stump's Roommate
Pod friend Pat Lynch is here! He's ready to fact check The Girls on their previous episodes, learn about Italian Teamsters (with Hannah), question the severity of Bella Hadid's Lyme disease (with Maddy), and break some tough news about Foxing (to everyone).
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Matt Gaetz's Roommate
The girls have their first guest! Male comedian Adam Sloves stops by the garage to play a lively game of Vice Article or Mr. Beast Video, discuss the difference between Laura Loomer and Lauren Boebert, and learn about Millie Bobby Brown Bongiovi's baby.
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What Would Happen If You Just... Got The Epstein Files?
It's hot, the girls are powering through, and this time Hannah is asking the pop culture questions while Maddy is asking why nobody is a rogue political activist anymore.
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FMK: Our Vices
The girls discuss which two of their vices mean the most to them, Maddy questions a new celeb relationship (PR!), and Hannah explains that politicians are fleeing so maybe it doesn't really matter if Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson are actually in love.
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Live from The Garage
The girls reunite for their first episode in the new podcast studio (garage)! Maddy reveals the only news she saw while traveling (affair at a Coldplay concert), and Hannah explains the potential ban on fast fashion hauls (does ZARA count?).
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Adam Ruined Everything
The girls were supposed to have a guest but Adam was too busy this week (complimentary), so instead they contemplate weddings and pregnancy (derogatory).
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The Blank Tax
The girls go over the definitive rules of tipping, Hannah finds that all of her Hard News is connected, and Maddy wonders if Justin Bieber runs his own Instagram.
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Goodbye Elon, Hello Addison
The girls realize they have different standards for what they would do to earn 40k, Hannah is not surprised that Elon got kicked out of the friend group, and no one is surprised that Maddy is excited to listen to Addison Rae's new album.
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The Complexities of Child Rearing
The girls figure out in real time that raising a child is a complex and beautiful thing, Maddy stops talking about Labubus for one second in order to talk about reality TV, and Hannah stops talking about Labubus for one second to talk about the moratorium on student visas in the US.
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All-American House Party
The girls are still getting to know their baby, Maddy desperately wants to host the All-Americans Rejects at a house party, and Hannah explains the nuances of owning said house in Los Angeles.
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Wealth LARP
The girls decide it's actually easy to pretend to be rich and vegan, Hannah strongly infers that states shouldn't have rights, and Maddy brings Ed Sheeran's ethnicity into question.
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Pilot
The girls experiment with being interesting to listen to.
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Blondes very funny huge boobs sometimes a third
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Who hosts Aspirational Hazards?
Aspirational Hazards is created and hosted by Maddy Mulderry and Hannah Carpenter.
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