PODCAST · comedy
Ass to Knows
by Isaiah j Alexander
Welcome to Ass to Knows, real news for real Americans.
Episodes
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Transgendered war-hero rats
Just listen to the fuckin pod
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Technocracy - A2K32
This week the boys talk UFC, the metaverse, disability appropriation, Gislaine Maxwell and who's hotter: Kyle Rittenhouse or his gun.
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A2k 31 - Family Values
Welcome to Ass to Knows, real news for real Americans. This week we cover how to get the maximum amount of adrenochrome from a retarded fetus, when to break down the adrenochrome pills and snort them so you peak right as people are being trampled at art bazzle, and how to love your children.
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Giving Thanks (come to Daytona for waterworks;) | A2K 30
Welcome to the Ass to Knows podcast, real news real Americans. This week the boys talk Rittenhouse, what the hell is wrong with the economy, and most importantly all the stuff that got us hype this week.
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Free thinkers; free of thinking | A2k ep 28
Welcome back boys and girls to the Ass to Knows podcast. This week the boys dive into Superman's top game, twitter tantrums, and conservative crybabies.
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You Will Own Nothing and Be Happy | A2K 26
Welcome to the Ass to knows podcast; real news for real Americans. The original cast of the pod reunites and talk about an impending collapse of the nation from crippling debt and sports!
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The Ass Strikes Back | A2K 25
Welcome to the Ass to Knows Podcast Episode 25!
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Pacific Rimjob
Welcome to the Ass to Knows podcast episode 24! The boys are back with a special guest. Stand up comedian and NY correspondent Carlos Nolla. We debate who is more Puerto Rican, discuss how Shane Gillis thinks kids are hot, why black people are the new face for white supremacy, governor races, and...
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A2k 23 - Aborting Afghanistan
Welcome to ass to knows, real news for real Americans. This week the boys celebrate the end of the forever war, where to find a swimming lesson in the Bronx, the best way to hunt a pregnant woman, and most importantly, do science.
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A2k ep 22 - 22 Caliber Cock
Welcome to ass to knows, real news for real Americans. This week the boys talk war, women and where to hide a 22 if you're a shy kid who's HAD IT.
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How To Build an Empire
Welcome to the Ass to Knows podcast episode 21! The podcast is proud to have a new member, The Gooch. We discover Asian women's buttholes, reopen a cold case feminist murder, discover what the ATF actually does, break down the military-industrial complex, and tell you, the listener, how you too…
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Taliban Tik Toks
Welcome to the Ass to Knows episode 20! Real news for real Americans. The boys have Olympic fever, hate politicians, talk about one world order, and the Taliban's growing social media empire!
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Hemorrhoid of the Week
Welcome to the Ass to Knows podcast episode 19! We are back from hiatus and our lives are going in opposite directions. Justin is fashionably homeless and Zack has joined a fun new group! We talk about petty political beefs, the global state, vaccine passports, transracialism, Chicago, North…
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Double Cheeked Up
Welcome to ass to knows, real news for real Americans. This week Justin recruits two unparted cheeks to rehash the 4th of July, prep for Chinese Commie rule, and talk Carnivorous deer.
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July 4
Zack makes a big announcement. The boys celebrate America, thank the French, and remind the British who won.
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Closeted Aliens Cancel Sex Dolls for Registering Republican
Welcome to Ass to Knows, real news for real Americans. This week, the boys go deep state and uncover Southern Baptist Alien conspiracies.
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Racist Birds; White Genocide
A wet and wild Father's Day Ep as the boys talk about being Floridian, Joe Biden, and racist birds.
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"I'm Going to Cum"
The boys try to count all the new Nazis, and Zack goes undercover to witness history.
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Parapalegic Pussy
Welcome to the Ass to Knows podcast, real news for real Americans. The boys are joined by Lauryn to recount epic tales of what can be accomplished with two legs worth of attitude and a snatch that just won't quit.
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The Great Debate
Welcome to the Ass to Knows Podcast, real news for real Americans. This week the boys wonder if Hitler had a point, campaign for Caitlyn Jenner, and their friendship ends in fiery ethical debate.
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Key West
Thanks for tuning in to episode 10 of the Ass to Knows podcast! The boys record this episode on the way back from Key West at 2 AM. Zack's mic does not work and he almost crashes. The boys discuss shrimps, gays, and comedy. Enjoy the wild ride.
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Body Positivity
Thank for tuning in to the Ass to Knows podcast episode 9! Real news for real Americans. The boys go to the beach. Justin remembers his tuba playing days fondly. This is a pro-fat podcast.
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Good News
Welcome to the Ass to Knows podcast, real news for real Americans. Zach Graduates, the boys talk mother's day, adopted chihuahuas, and threaten politicians with physical bodily harm.
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Hypebeast Supremacy
Welcome to Ass to Knows episode 7! Real news for real Americans. Zack gets canceled. Justin rates Biden's first 100 days. Boomers and Facebook. The boys go drinking. Enjoy!
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Emu Dislocation
Welcome to the Ass to Knows podcast! Real news for real Americans. Justin has medical issues and refuses to see a doctor. Zack's ex-wife is brought up. Emus are prepared to use military force.
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Communist Branding
Welcome to the Ass to Knows podcast episode 5! Real news for real Americans. This week, the election for NYC mayor is heating up and the J+J vaccine has been paused, what fun! Please listen if you want to get dumber!
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WE ARE AT WAR
Ass to Knows episode 4. Real News for Real Americans. The boys are arming up toy guns and need to work on their personalities.
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Unfiltered and Unbiased
Ass to Knows episode 3. Real News for Real Americans. The boys break some news.
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Harriet Tubman Biopic
Episode 2 of the Ass to Knows podcast. Real News for Real Americans. Zack and Justin get political.
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Babies in a Warzone
Welcome to the Ass to Knows podcast! Real News for Real Americans.
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Welcome to Ass to Knows, real news for real Americans.
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Ass to Knows is created and hosted by Isaiah j Alexander.
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