ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies

Shain opens for a celebrity who prefers he not be in the green room. Seth accidentally spends a stupid amount of money. Speaking of money, if you enjoy and would like to support the pod consider patreon baby! https://www.patreon.com/assville

TOSS IT BACK TO 2023: The Mayors were fresh off of Pickathon and pay tribute to all the white women with cornrows.

Shain has World Cup Fever, Seth gets injured at a funeral.

Special guest comedian Chris Mejia (@chrismejiacomedy, The Down Bad Show) joins to talk about Subway getting into the glizz game and to challenge Seth and Shain to prove their knowledge of black culture. Who wins???

Another clASSicccck ep from the Mayors back when we had our whole lives ahead of us! We'll be back next week with another fresh ep! Thanks for Clapping them Cheeks! Check out our patreon to see some other goodies.    

Shain has World Cup fever, Seth rides for sandwich influencers who have been rejected by their corporate overlords.       

Shain has DRAMA at the Space Needle, Seth has a big bed-chair birthday. The pod is more popular than ever and we don't know why, but if you're new consider supporting the pod on patreon where there's bonus eps, weird pics, goss, and much more: https://www.patreon.com/c/assville

Seth's marriage is tested by the arrival of the giant bed-chair, he gets too scared at a 10:00 AM screening of Obsession, and discusses the art of bean grazing. Shain sends his best friend along to the rainbow bridge :(

Shain commits a comedy faux pas, or did he? Seth's birthday present leads to a fight.

Seth and Shain accidentally watch Eurovision at a Cricket Bar. Shain goes on a journey to an outlet mall, Seth goes on a journey to xhamster. 

Shain lost his voice and Seth has a show so this weeks episode is nice and old. We will be back next week with like Little Ceasars, Hot and Ready! https://www.patreon.com/assville?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan Support the Mayors of Assville by signing up for our Patreon where you can get bonus material (sometimes) but mostly to support your two favorite not famous but funnier than most famous comics/podcasters.

AYYY Also this week a fresh, 52nd BONER CLAP in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-52-157589932 Shain auditions for the theatre and sees Musiq Soulchild by the airport. Seth discovers bi-anal beats. Spotify Sable returns? Lots of Riff Raff.

Shain gets back from a dramatic time in Houston that also includes a passionate plea to return microwaves to hotel rooms. Seth discovers a new AI enemy and loves dive bar soup because it heals.

Shain is back from an eventful sober time in Colorado. Seth calls Shelly to tell a story about health care waiting room justice. Fresh new boner clap in the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-51-he-156323439

Shain gets tricked into fake drugs. Seth shares a life hack he learned as a youth for getting out of beatings he may or may not have deserved. Both have run ins with the youth that leave them confused.

Modern male friendships are closely examined in a fresh and insightful way. Shain answers several important Asian-related questions. Seth is excited about gum.

Shain is fresh back from a surprisingly positive trip to LA. Seth performs for a retirement community.  Thank you patreon people! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Shain is in LA so SHELLY makes her overdue return to the pod! They discuss Reacher beating up a man in real life who deserved every bit of it (WAR MACHINE FOREVER), whether or not Shelly misses being on the pod (no), and various character flaws in both Seth and Shain are explored.

Shain's theatre audition and performs for Italians. Seth is lost. A debate about War Machine that you can't even imagine.  Big Boner Clap on the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-50-153404151

Shain falls off a stage and prepares for a life in the theater. Seth makes his skin man put a number on it, does a horrible show, and finally gets his past life regression session confession profession. Five new patreon sign-ups and we set a date for ASSFEST 2! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Shain and Seth pitch a can't miss new cooking show. Shain opens for an ex-Joker, Seth does a booze gag on stage that makes him sick. TI's stand up special is watched and debated. Leave us a 5 star review we will read it on the pod :)

Lots of comedy goss! Seth has a Magician Dilemma, Shain has a bone to pick with karaoke. 

Shain and Seth go into seperate but equal unappealing shows on the same night. Big news about Seth's birthday is revealed.  Fresh boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-49-151134550

Shain and Seth have very different Super Bowl experiences. Seth gets his first ever massage. Did he pop a B? Shain gets racially profiled at McDonalds but in a fun way. Extra spicy boner clap live in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-48-150552800

Shain learns to love train life and Seth ACCIDENTALLY hangs out at an event for teens. Lots of freestyles because of something Pedro did. Important discussion of comedian walk out music. What should the mayors walk out music be?

The Mayors risk it all for Weiner Week. Shain has a road rage altercation. Seth saves $440 with a sternly worded letter. 

Shain versus a heckler in Crocs. Seth gets a strong take validated by a white rapper. Consider leaving us a review or signing up for our Patreon :) https://www.patreon.com/assville

YES INDEED.  Boner Clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth eats all the shrimp in the green room and gets a bloody eye. Shain does the longest guest spot ever for Hannibal.  Boner Clap w/Surprise Guest (Bradley Cooper?) on the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/assville

We close out 2025/Open up 2026 with a CHAOS EP! Shain gets attacked by a Karen online. Seth spills wine all over himself. Video on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Shain unleashes chaos at a corporate holiday party. Seth sees Avatar: Fire and Ash at 8 AM and has the time of his life. Video and more on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Shain goes to the sex club and learns a lot about living and a little about love. Seth turns bullying insecure men into money and connects with the youth in the streets. Where do you stand on alone boners? The video test runs continue on patreon! Support us so we can buy new cables: https://www.patreon.com/assville

  Shain goes all out on his holiday decorations. Seth needs a new Avatar friend. Fresh boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Seth gets ruined by a time travelling hack comedian from the past. Shain talks for a long time about Elves with big hogs and where they should be allowed to live. LONG BONER CLAP ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-44-50-145033360?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

The mayors mostly talk about food.

ASSVILLE IS BACK! Shain gets a new diagnosis from his doctor that explains everything and the mayors have a full weekend at the club together. Fresh boner claps in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/assville

Seth goes to Austin and has another understandable IG misunderstanding. Shain's son turns two and should join the pod. Bobsled Yeeks!

Shain introduces Seth to his new favorite rapper. Shain goes to a musical. Seth has a vision so powerful he goes to a tarot card reader while dressed as pineapple pizza.

They mayors do a winery. Shain gets another weekend of comedy with an influencer. Seth is very into Physical: Asia. Halloween preview!

Shain's fear of doo-dooing in public catches up with him. Seth has two snitches on his back, a bad day, a night, then a long day, and turns back into the Old Seth (sleeps through Tron).

MEGA EP! Seth crashes his car, makes money, and gets RIZZED by a spectrum gal. Shain chases a Scotch egg with many ribs and comes back home to being a drugs comic. Eventful! Decent Man!

Live from Riyadh! Seth Wing Poisons himself. Shain gets an incredible offer from his frat. The Mayors get the VIP influencer treatment.

Shain is back from going too hard at a comedy festival in Denver. Seth has some things to say about literature readings featuring iconic rapper/producers, mascot costumes at open mics, and the market value of his jizz.

For very mysterious reasons that will be revealed next week, the Mayors could not record a new ep this week. Enjoy this classic from January 2024, when Shain had a birthday and Seth got in trouble for simply documenting things the algorithm showed him.

It's our 250th episode! Seth believes his sperm is high value but Shelly will not let him sell it. Shain gets mocked at a comedy festival. Don't believe the "Weapons" hype! WE ARE BACK BABY!

We 'll be back with another fresh clap next week folks! Thank you for being a friend. 

Shain is dead (he's doing a show in Seattle) so lover and friend and enemy Nariko Ott (@nariko_ott) drops by to talk about battling wits with a raccoon, Seth hiding from the neighborhood skunk at the Perch, and getting in on BAD BITCH SUMMER.

There was a FIRE at the pod studio! So, this week it's a CLASSIC throwback to the golden age (August 2023) with DEEP hotel masturbation strategy discussion, Seth foot issues, and Shain show drama.

Professional food writer extraordinaire Claire Lower (@clairelizlower) joins to talk about Simp 4 Sportz being a can't miss idea, the pressure of being the number one Oreo writer in the nation, The Wing Street Dome, Facebook Food Madness, Bones, Tampa Steaks, and mustard in small curd cottage cheese. Shain hates pizza!

DEEP EP ALERT! Shain sends Seth spiraling into early 2000s urban action comedies. Advanced advice for white people on how to relax and enjoy other whites doing black things. Why people who hate Happy Gilmore 2 need to watch it 2-3 more times to get it. Did Tom Arnold walk so Gary Owen could run??