PODCAST
Attack Of The 50ft Nerds
by fiftyfootnerds
A podcast of all things geeky! Movies, TV, comics, randomness and more!
Episodes
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Episode 104 - Anya Taylor-Joy's Thick Scottish Accent
July is here and the boys are back to talk Nerdy to you! This month Mike has had too many birthdays to keep track of, Paul visits a Shamrock Shake, and Doug has been on the hunt for Dracula Elsewhere there is too much Doctor Who when there ironically is none, John Hollywood wants to mine your...
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Episode 103 - We Recorded This BEFORE Doctor Who Was Cancelled
It's June and so what better way to usher in the summer than to sit inside a railway arch and talk about geeky stuff! Mike shows off his elephant impression, Doug is in a Good Place and Paul is just downright rude. Elsewhere Nicholas Cage takes us back to formula, Basil Brush commits a war crime,...
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Episode 102 - Permission to Fries
The Nerds return to Geek Retreat Warrington for another fun episode! So what is it? The Nerds return to Geek Retreat Warrington for another fun episode! The Nerds return to Geek Retreat Warrington for another fun episode! So what is it? The Nerds return to Geek Retreat Warrington for another fun...
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Episode 101 - An Intimdating Erection
We're back to business as usual this month as Doug stands up, Mike has a middle-class picnic and Paul extolls the virtues of a flat Earth, just for men. Elsewhere we have a thousand trailers, John Hollywood remakes an old routine, some astronauts undergo a life milestone, Big Brother get's some...
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Episode 100 - A Question for the Actors
We finally reach 100 main episodes of the podcast and it's time to celebrate! The month the boys are joined in their celebrations by actor Philip S McGuinness (The Batman, G'Wed) to talk all the latest geek news and take part in our improv games Topics of discussion involve the usual comic book...
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SPECIAL - Paul Wrex the Con
Recently your favourite Nerds took a trip to Comic Con Wrexham and had a great time. Paul was tasked with interviewing all of the fab guests who attended on the day and here you will find all of those interviews if you weren't there on the day. Our very own John Hollywood has even been kind…
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Episode 99 - Toss My Caber!
It's cold at the Geek Boutique this month but the cold never bothered Mike anyway, but he does like warm hugs and Lego, Paul's been getting a Brucie Bonus from his mate Dave at Snips and Doug is just one surgery away from becoming a cyborg Elsewhere this month there is just so much Marvel news,...
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Episode 98 - Ma Kent's Foul Mouth
We're back for 2026! The Nerds catch up on Christmas at the Geek Boutique where Paul has given up on numbers and has a Big Finish, TV's "Lego Loving" Mike enjoys the world's biggest Hooters, and Doug get's blanked by the Yu-Gi-Oh bitches. Other topics of discussion include what would happen if a...
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SPECIAL - Jaws @ 50 - 50ft Nerds Do The Movies
Mike and Paul hit Liverpool for a movie night with teeth! They drop into VideOdyssey for a big screen screening of Jaws, swap stories about their history with the film, and get into why Spielberg’s shark still rules the ocean. Mike showcases his Jaws LEGO set for a proper nerd flex, there is a...
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SPECIAL - Nerdmas 2025: Chest the Wax, Ma'am
It's time for a festive Throwdown! Nerdmas is a time to spend with family, and so what better way to do this than by a couples team-up! Paul and Doug bring their better halves to battle as Mike holds court! Who will will the Christmas Championship? Will relationships survive the night? And how…
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Episode 97 - The Lebanese is Good
It's November at the Geek Boutique! Don't ask about October, that's a sore subject... But hey, we have a guest! The star of the War Doctor Begins range for Big Finish Productions, the voice of young John Hurt himself, Jonothon Carley! Jonothon joins us to pitch Star Wars movies, canary-eating...
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SPECIAL: The Good, The Bad & The Blu Ray
Streaming's for quitters! Paul and Mike head off to Snips Movie Rentals, a cinematic time capsule boasting over 19.000 DVD's and Blu-Rays - and one very passionate owner, Dave Wain. Join them as they chat about the glory days of the video store, the myriad of titles in stock, and how Snips…
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We Have Bad News....
Episode 97 will be delayed, possibly forever... Mike explains why...
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Episode 96 - Mr. Mike Goes to London
The Nerds are back once again at the Geek Boutique and Mike comes loaded with tales to tell after a little journey to the big smoke and a brush with celebrity. Paul has been to the less impressive Derby, and Doug... well, Doug's never even at work these days, he's too busy watching movies! Topics...
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SPECIAL - You Must Be Joshing??
It's time to THROW DOWN! Before Paul's son Joshua heads off to drama school we thought it only right to give him a surprise spotlight on the show and play some of our favourite games and a bit of the old improv too. Who will win? How many genders do aliens have? What do ducks have to do with it...
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Episode 95 - There Can Be Only One
After skipping June's show the Nerds are BACK at Geek Retreat in Warrington to catch up on all the news that's fit to print and parody! Paul's been to France, Doug's dad is old and Mike has been on a secret mission. Elsewhere Sean Connery is back from the grave, Star Wars gets bleak and John...
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Episode 94 - Hot, Wet & Brown
Mike is feeling a little bit Kenneth Williams, Paul has waxes puppetry and Doug celebrates his friend owning a hat for three years. Elsewhere, Darth Vader has long covid, the Alien Xenomorph teams up with ET, cousin Roman keeps calling, and an erotic bedtime story makes no sense. The 50ft Nerds:...
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Episode 93 - Demographic Deliciousness
It's another month at Geek Retreat and Doug is cleaning up after a pre-release, Paul is renting movies he already owns and Mike is not happy with Disney's recent animated output. Elsewhere John Hollywood is something of a scientist himself, Neill Blomkamp draws old people, Shaggy swings by and we...
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Episode 92 - Let Me Just Zip Up
Spring has sprung, and so have the Nerds once again! In this episode John Hollywood wants to hear what 's next for Bond, Dr. Manhattan is revealed as the worst internet troll and we try to decipher why men in their 30's looked a lot older on one very specific game show. Elsewhere, Mike sings the...
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SPECIAL - The Con Trolls
It's Anime Con time again! Mike and Paul head to the stage alongside their buddy John (who microphones seem to hate) for a fun round of The Box'd Trolls all about eastern animated classics and some less well regarded titles too. How well will Paul and John fare against the audience? Has make seen...
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Episode 91 - John Hollywood is a Real Boy!
We're back for a new year! After taking time away (and recoring a "lost" episode) the hijinx resume with Paul stalking Steven Moffat, Sigourney Weaver becomes the incinerator of scientific monstrosities, Game of Thrones gets the spin off we didn't know we needed, and the gang list their favourite...
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Episode 90 - John Cena Loops the Loop
It's our 200th overall episode! This month sees Mike ready a million memes for battle, Paul has a religious epiphany and Doug tries to sell the others a Murder House. Elsewhere we try to uncover just why Kyle Chandler hates giant apes, Kelsey Grammer sings about his fetishes and Tom Howard tries…
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Episode 89 - Bad Boys
This month Mike tells us about the weekend he lived as John Hollywood among strangers, Paul has been surrounded by vacuum cleaners, and Doug has been writing FanFic and loves wind. Elsewhere we discuss where the Scream franchise is headed next, Porky Pig sees some sh*t and, in an improv…
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Episode 88 - 5hrek - The Lunchbox!
We're back for an Attack and Paul has an exciting time racing cars, Mike has a robotic exhistential crisis and Doug extols the glories of war. We also talk about bird people (look like Birds, walk like People), Paul's wife wants a divorce, hair suckers and finally, The Joker and Kevin Nash join…
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SPECIAL - Mike Is Old Now
How is the most handsome, suave and debonair member of the 50ft Nerds now 40 years old?! Well, time mostly. But that's besides the point, it's a new episode and to celebrate Mike's birthday he's pitting Amara, Doug and Paul against each other in another edition of the 50ft Throwdown! Who will…
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Episode 87 - Koepke? . . . Gatwa!
Oh boy, things get weird this month as Mike is tired, Paul wants two dads, and Doug recieves an inappropriate package... Elsewhere we meet Billy Bob Coltrane, Mark Ent and four Galactuses roll down a hill in a bathtub! Just a regular month at Geek Retreat then! The 50ft Nerds: Zzzzzzzz
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Episode 86 - Weekend 3: Bernie Goes Cuban
This epsiode Paul shows us his unique set of skills, Mike busts out a brand new, unexpected impression and Doug doesn't want to see Seth Rogan's weiner. We also discover Eternia is a quarry in Wales, Ocean liners solve crimes, Phone Boxes are writing their autobiographies. Standard stuff really!...
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Episode 85 - Welcome to the Crumble
It's April and the Nerds are once again sitting down and standing up at Geek Retreat in Warrington! In this episode Amara is late, Paul can see his fantasy gap in 4k, Mike is waving at invisible cameras and Doug's pancreas explodes. So a pretty standard episode! 50ft Nerds: It's very TARDesque
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Episode 84 - Directed by Gareth Edwards
Your favourite Nerds are back at Geek Retreat in Warrington to talk about all the geek news! In this episode Chesney Hawkes turns the other cheek, Mike auditions to be a Love Bug, Sam Neill visits the Jurassic Dead Zone, Paul discovers John Hollywood's Welsh cousin, Amara is Twitching, and Doug...
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Episode 83 - Freema Had Ya Mam
The Nerds are exhausted from the Anime Con, but it won't stop putting on one hell of a weird show! This month footballers from the 90's profess their love for the show, Amara regains the title of Pachinko Mistress, Mike can't eat soup, Doug is aroused by a Frenchman, Paul tells the tale of a…
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SPECIAL - Gandalf Wants Your Points
The Nerds hit the convention circuit once again for a live episode recorded for audiences on February 3rd 2024 at the Liverpool Anime and Gaming Con! Topics discussed include Super Sentai on Sodor, how The Matrix makes us feel old, and the audience scream numbers at us for a bit. The 50ft Nerds:...
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Episode 82 - Paul is Even Older Now
Paul is 50 and so cue age jokes ahoy! Amara (and a couple of guests) Zoom in, so expect buffering up the wazzoo. Peter Griffin wishes filthy animals a happy new year, Bigfoot gives Tony Hawk a run for his money, Paul's son is type-cast and we debate the age-old question: if Michael Keaton is at...
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SPECIAL - Nerdmas 2023: Every Nerd, Everywhere, All at Once
Merry Nerdmas One and All! It's that magical time of year once again, but instead of festive fun Mike is pitting the crew against each other in a festive edition of the 50ft Throwdown! But that's not all, as the gang have also written some... interesting Nerdmas stories, via ChatGPT, and there's...
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Episode 81 - The Covid Remembrance Show
The Nerds are back after an extended break with a home show, but they are stil here to fill you in on all the lastest goings on in the world of geekdom and beyond! Topics include sedating a runaway Kevin Bacon, Amara becoming a digital puppet, and Paul tells us all there is to know about Doctor...
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Episode 80 - Toy Story 5: The Home Invasion
All the Nerds are back at Geek Retreat Warrington this month to talk about Mike making friends with a small plastic cup, and how Paul is having a theatrical mid-life crisis, then the gang pitch their version of Toy Story 5, and breasts are stolen. Yep, it's business as usual. The 50ft Nerds:...
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Episode 79: The One Where There's No News
Hollywood is still on strike so there's not much to discuss, but that doesnt stop the Nerds from getting together for some chuckles! Amara has been banished by the Podcast Overlords, Doug is boombastic, guest host Uncle Pete has the high ground, and Mike decides to fill time with an impromptu…
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Episode 78: The Big Bird Challenger Disaster
On this episode Amara gets very disruptive with Bagels, Paul discusses mammalian penis lengths, and Mike tries to understand the already complex canon of the DCU. Also, Josh indeed Shrek now. The 50ft Nerds: Brought to you by the letter Space
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SPECIAL - The 50ft Throwdown!
It's the first edition of The 50ft Throwdown! Join Mike as he pits Amara, Paul and Doug against each other in a series of challenges and games to determine just who has what it takes to be the champion of pop-culture! Live-streamed from Geek Retreat Warrington on 29/07/23. Please excuse the early...
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SPECIAL - The Aintree Tapes
Mike and Paul attended the Aintree TV, Film and ComicCon at Aintree Racecourse on 09th July 2023! Here's the cut down of their live streams from the day, including interviews with Grum Foss of The Dragon Order, actors George Coppen, Clem So, Matt Tyler, Ross Sambridge and Rogue One's Darth Vader...
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Episode 77: Bonnie Langford is a Squirrel
The Nerds are celebrating one year of live shows at Geek Retreat Warrington, and this month everyone sings! We also play bingo for Pies, see what happens when robots write about the future, and Mike doesnt understand the point of a Kraven the Hunter movie. The 50ft Nerds: They control their...
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Episode 76: Mu-hah!
This month the Nerds are back to their 18+ rated antics! Paul drives a special car, Mike breaks the writers strike by pitching sequels, Doug's brain is broken by an unexpected impression, and Amara reveals why Emperor Palpatine buys sand in bulk quantities... The 50ft Nerds: Compo form, activate!
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Episode 75: Mr. Rickards - Steam Punk Jedi
In this episode we wish Geek Retreat a very happy 1st birthday with a podcast recorded during their daytime celebrations! Mike and Amara discuss history teachers, John Hollywood learns about Store Wars, and we learn what happens when Doug saved everyone from monsters! A pretty standard show...
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SPECIAL - Con-quering The Bread Shed
Mike and Paul present a special episode recorded live for audiences on the Bread Shed stage at the Manchester Anime and Gaming Con, April 15th 2023. The guys pass down knowledge of past technology to the younger crowd, Kyle Minogue and Harold Bishop represent Australian soap "Neighbours", and…
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Episode 74: Massive in Myanmar
The Nerds are back live at Geek Retreat Warrington and this month we speculate on the REAL reason that Batman fought Superman, what Starlight Express would look like in Pixar's Cars universe, Gozer the Gozerian takes on the form of Soup Dragon, and Ade Edmondson swings by to smack a Dalek in the...
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SPECIAL - Beyond a Joke! (Live at Gallifrey One)
Paul recently jetted off to L.A. to attend Gallifrey One, the largest annual Doctor Who convention in the world, and while he was there he moderated a panel about Doctor Who parodies! We are able to present to you the audio recording of that panel, with a big thank you to the convention…
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Episode 73: Mandy Morning Roll's a Role
Another month means another episode and the Nerds are back to pitch Tolkein movies to John Hollywood, Mike asks AI to write a Florida Man story, and we play two very odd games that need to be heard to be believed! The 50ft Nerds: Wine or Cheese?
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Episode 72: Jeremy Renner Names a Snowplow
The Nerds are back for 2023 and there's much to discuss including which Muppets could play the Avengers, Tom Bombadil makes a musical appearance and we learn what we put inside ourselves over the last 12 months! The 50ft Nerds: Keep off the moors or fear the bite of the Were-Santa!
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SPECIAL! - Nerdmas 2022: Five Little Turkeys
Merry Nerdmas One and All! This year the Nerds are forced to deal with intergalactic invaders, AI's that are obesessed with shotguns, and Alan Rickman and Michael Caine read us some Yuletide Mad-libs... A big thank you to Josh Speigel, Uncle Pete and Xan for recording guest voices for us, and an...
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Episode 71: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
Back home at Geek Retreat Warrington, the Nerds ask is Jesus vegan? Other topics raised are Arnold Schwarzenegger's tiny alien mouth, Welshpool makes an appearance, the Scream franchise introduces it's version of Bat-Mite, The Joker drops by, and then there's the work-life balance of Daleks in a...
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Episode 70: Chills and the Essex Gimp
The Nerds visit Geek Retreat Liverpool for their latest show and discuss Sylvester Stallone's future plans, Pennywise visits the Geordie Shore and Voldemort muses on a future career change! The 50ft Nerds: No Way!
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