Audio Hotdish
by Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich
Join Jess and Kyle, two married midwestern millennials along with their dear friend Chester as they try to navigate this thing called podcast. When not playing a game of Slanguage or sharing stories from their wilder days as high school friends they're really just looking for any opportunity to tie whatever hot button, taboo or dated topic of the week into talking about Taylor Swift, SVU, Jurassic Park or whichever late 90's early 2000's pop culture reference they see fit....even if no one else would!
Episodes
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Ep. 181 - Triologue
While in Chicago, Chester recruited new listeners, threatened nerds after the trading card competition and slept in a hallway, all while wearing inverted undies! How's that for a soliloquy?? Oh, we also play Slanguage, the Great White North edition! patreon.com/AudioHotdish
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Ep. 180 - Shhh, The Dragon
Rough starts with weird noises leads to our childhood lost diagnosis but at least we put our detective hats on and expose the real meaning behind Style by Taylor Swift! patreon.com/AudioHotdish
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Ep. 179 - I Dream of Pineus
We learn about how perverted trees can get, how far into our reading goal we've gotten as we recap Q2 books and we discover that we can swear on this thing. Plus much much more on this episode! patreon.com/AudioHotdish
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Ep. 178 - Semantic Satiation
A lot like that mimicking crow Jon Snow…. We know nothing. But we are expert birders that happen to be obsessed with Margaret Resting Place! However we all lost The Game in this episode. That's our Achilles heel. patreon.com/AudioHotdish
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Ep. 177- What If I Had My Huffy?
Space travel, paintings of French girls, books and bear knowledge. These are a few of our scatterbrained things! patreon.com/AudioHotdish
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Ep. 176 - Panicked in the Closet
Chuck Norris tells me I have AIDs. Or so Jess feared. A whale ate a kayaker. Or so Chet feared. Audio Hotdish potentially loses their Christian following. Or so Kyle causes. Aside from that we discuss our Q1 book reviews and we answer the age old question: who knows Kyle better??...
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Ep. 175 - Jimmy Jess
Is a grilled cheese a sandwich with just cheese and what amount of items can you add before it becomes a melt? Hard hitting questions like that and euro candy debacles before an extra special St Patty's day Slanguage. patreon.com/AudioHotdish
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Ep. 174 - Don't Clean Us; Patinas
We like sports and we don't care who knows! At least when it comes to the Olympics. So much so, we decide our fast path to gold!! So now that we're feeling patriotic, let's fix the government by playing Nicky Nicky Nine Door…. patreon.com/AudioHotdish
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Ep. 173 - Big Bad Bunny Booster
Big game, Bad Bunny, Birthdays and Bolympics. This episode is full of B’s and by “B’s” we mean salty bitches! Enjoy?? patreon.com/AudioHotdish
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Ep. 172 - The 80 Lady
Here comes the 80 lady! All the way from secret grinder…or was it Idaho?? On this episode we recap Christmas, bring in the New Year, celebrate the end of Q1 of the century and sneak in a game of Slanguage! patreon.com/AudioHotdish
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Ep. 171 - The Shad
This is our Christmas episode…. You wouldn't know that by listening to it but here we are. We do dive deep into dream talk along with discussing our long acting careers. patreon.com/AudioHotdish
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Ep. 170 - Thankful for Chris Meloni's Weiner
We were screwed out of sexiest podcasters once again. However, we bounce back from our loss and come out on top by way of objectifying men's bodies. Which, coincidentally is the thing the three of us all agree we're thankful for on this Thanksgiving Day episode! patreon.com/AudioHotdish
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Ep. 169 - Kim Bush
Q3 book wrap up…. Better late than never em I right? But we're well on our way to reaching our group goal of 100 book this year. Assuming Chester starts contributing. Also Chester's rapid fire content dump leads us to a bushy discovery!!!
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Ep. 168 - Practice Takes Perfect
You heard it here last gang! Kyle exposes Jess for the Taylor Swift poser that she is…. ok, she just misspoke but it got you to listen to this episode right?? RIGHT?? It's also spooky season, so you know we talk Halloween, along with a fun horror movie game with high stakes!
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Ep. 167 - You Down With PSP??
You betcha, we go heavy into the Minnesota wine scene. Then the boys try to scare Jess by talking about fogging. It is spooky season after all. And another addition of Mt Rushmore!!!
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Ep. 166 - V/H/Swift
Between a blue ribbon puppy becoming a woman soon, curtseying at non royal military members and Taylor Swift hosting a watch party for Kyle and Chester's favorite horror movie, we never know what's going to come up next…. but that's because we crit failed our perception check!
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Ep. 165 - River Angel
Between airing out our laundry with Taylor, Chester being saved by a river angel, a jet skis beach flight, or one of our dad's working in the porn business, we don't know which is more off the walls crazy. Hopefully, you can follow along at home as your hosts feel extra silly recording a special…
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Ep. 164 - Cowboys Camping
The salt gets passed and then thrown over our left shoulder. Not before Jess reveals her deepest secret! Kyle finds his voice and we have tea with Ursula. And which do you prefer, water or air?? Oh, and we play a yakks and sacks Slanguage!
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Ep. 163 - Ryan Stiles is the King of Props
BREAKING YOU HEARD IT HERE LAST NEWS: CEOs and HRs be diddling each other's poodles at a Christian Thunderbucket concert. Other than that, we talk concerts, our love for Ozzy, there is a Harry Styles v Ryan Stiles confusion and Chester way over shares his father's bedroom activities!
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Ep. 162 - Aisle of Buttplugs
This week we deep dive into the 1992 classic No Snow: We Fishin’ Outside! We also have a quick show of hands and all fingers are intact following the 4th. Oh, how could I forget? We're getting into the sex toy business!!
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Ep. 161 - Chicken Tender Melt
The three of us discuss our Mt Rushmore of meals but we all get hung up on a certain Perkins delicacy. I'd tell you what that is in this episode description but then I'd fear you wouldn't listen. So please enjoy the journey in finding out what it is and never mind the fact I named the episode…
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Ep. 160 - Da Bear
Things are coming up Jess this week on Audio Hotdish! We discuss Taylor's big news, Kyle apologizes for being dumb, little and wrong, and even the new Pope would pick da bear in the woods!
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Ep. 159 - Pass the Salt
We debut our fun new bit where we air out what’s grinding our gears. Jess has a squeaky voice, Kyle looked like he pooed his pants, and Chester is…. Chester!!!
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Ep. 158 - But We Were Here First
Are we crazy?! That question has been a constant here on Audio Hotdish but Jess and Kyle recently increased the baseline of crazy! Please wish them luck in this time of need. Oh and join them as they laugh through their decisions.
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Ep. 157 - Those Balls Don't Lie
Between dreams of Taylor Swift, dreams of Chester's brother running for Governor, our sleep habits and night time security, I think it might be safe to say we might keep a general topic throughout an entire episode…. or maybe not. Listen to find out!!!
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Ep. 156 - ASSynonymous
Hello, we're Audio Hotdish. Hi Audio Hotdish. And we're crammed full of wieners and obsessed with butts. Oh and a Kyle hosted Slanguage…. warning, it's real nerdy!
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Ep. 155 - Flex From Frugal Frank
Haircut criticisms, girls scout cookie hookups, near death stay away camp stories, warnings of the danger of horses, and much much more!
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Ep. 154 - Thunder Dong
Your Big Beefy Boy Brogas are doing so much yogurt that a new superhero has emerged. It's just too bad that this superhero has to work under the grasps of a union. At least they're not a boomer and always talking in the movie theater….
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Ep. 153 - I'll Have to Salt My Own Butter
On today's episode we make our Super Bowl prediction! But here's the twist…. we recorded this episode 4 weeks ago and the episode came out after the big game. Oops. Also, we play 1700s Slanguage, assuming we don't get distracted by hot dogs!
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Ep. 152 - Balls Deep Into Christmas
The merger is complete! The debut of the three of us together! So, sit back as Kyle tells a tale of his adventures at the DOT “doctor's” office! Jess workshops her new conspiracy theory! And the three of us have a look back while taking a Passive Aggression terms and definitions quiz!
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*** BONUS ANNOUNCEMENT ***
Huge news in the Passive Aggression / Audio Hotdish world!!! Tune in to find out what's instore for the future!!!
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Ep. 151 - In Cahoots With Your Christmas Crimes
We need something Christmas proof! An ode to a logo. And the end of an Eras…. Tour!
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Ep. 150 - Crossover Event
Help us celebrate our 150th episode as the King of Passhole Nation himself joins the recording. Along with a second half that celebrates Audio Hotdish reaching the 10% mark of Passive Aggression’s accolades!! Audio Hotdish buzzsprout.com/2315340
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Ep. 149 - Please Return to St. Petersburg
All rise, the pudgy Judge Pudge is being overthrown! Jess is going to fairy lawyer school and we busted her. I guess that's why we never swallow the fly! But if you do, remember it’s Property of St. Petersburg.
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Ep. 148 - Ope’d Our Way Into Canada
Join your ghost hosts with the most as they raise their wands to Maggie Smith. Stockard Channing chucks herself into the bin and Stad is sad about it. Kyle once and for all proves that Darth Vader couldn't possibly be a Parker fan. And much more nonsense!!!
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Ep. 147 - You Heard it Here Last
We’re not so happy to announce Kyle's new book, what to expect when you're expecting, COVID edition! However, we are happy to announce that we are the best Game of Thrones watchers ever! We think Cabernet is A Okay but that had nothing to do with Jen and Ben's divorce.
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Ep. 146 - Half Place Victors
We got 19th place in a golf tournament so we're bringing Big DINK Energy on this one, y'all! Yawn. We all live in a simulation and Kyle figured out exactly how the AI writes the maps and as the key master he isn't afraid to share the keys to the world!
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Ep. 145 - Get Off My NEIGH
Fresh outta Deadpool and Wolverine got us feeling squirrely about the Marvel Cinematic Universe. And Olympic talk uncovers our unknown life long dream of becoming equestrian adjacent movie producers!!!
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Ep. 144 - Scolding Goats
Shame (bell chime) shame…. To all the other goats in the world, you will never mount up to the G.O.A.T. of all goats! Don't believe us?? King Chuck says so! Also, get your hotdog vaccines kids…
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Ep. 143 - Blew a Big Fart that Blew a Castle Apart
Taylor Swift’s favorite podcast is fresh off the boat from foggy ol Ireland town! This week we're catching you up on all our Ireland antics including the Ears Tour. We also touch on your boy JT’s DUI….
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Ep. 142 - Looks Like the Song Did End
Is Kermit the Frog a younger Yoda?? Is Cillian Murphy wearing another man's face?? Why is the weird toothed bald one on the list?? Does Paul Hollywood have a soggy bottom?? Why do billionaires have death wishes?? All questions answered this week on Passive Aggression!
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Ep. 141 - Ghost Trail Guide Esquire The Tailored Soul
Ghost Trail Guide Esquire the Tailored Soul’s 6 easy steps to win the mountains of Appalachia: 1. Stay on the trail 2. Both hands on the railing 3. Stay on the trail 4. Don't whistle in the woods 5. If you hear something in the woods, no you didn't 6. If I'm not there at the start, I'm not there…
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Ep. 140 - Real Ads
Do you have a check for Mr Watson? Because that's the only way I'll be able to afford the Kohl's Cash suit I'm wearing to the Met Gala. And if not for Marie Antoinette we'll have to run back to District 3!!
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Ep. 139 - This Jess’ House Now
Window to the ground, listening to System of a Down far from wearing a frown. You can't tell from Jess’ voice but no one will defend Kyle in Jess’ house! And in Jess’ house someone is gonna have to hold Susie’s chips because we’re recreating Mark's claim to fame!!
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Ep. 138 - Polishing the Royal Todger
WE'RE BACK!! And better than…. At least equal to…. WE'RE BACK, and talking about our year long, soul searching hiatus. Sure we're scatterbrained and outta practice but that's not going to keep us from jumping right into the King and Camilla’s sex life, Taylor theory's and talk of last summer's...
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Ep. 137 - How Bike Does?
In a world that needs more heroes, sometimes we need to look in the past. Kyle introduces Jess to Polish war hero Krystyna Skarbek. Now if they could figure out what her aversion to bicycles was all about!
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Ep. 136 - Bailiff Jesstice
Order in the court, the honorable Judge Pudge has made his return and he's brought his trusty sidekick….Bailiff Jessica!! Law school need not apply, every case is ready for judgments!
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Ep. 135 - I Got the Fudge to Be Judge Pudge
All rise, the Honorable Judge Pudge is presiding over the case of the cut hair. If I'm guilty, the defendants, Kyle and Jess will be sentenced to the promotion of greater podcasts such as Live Laugh Larceny, Hardcore History, and Sawbones.
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Ep. 134 - The Peen Chop
Welcome to Swift City where everyone's favorite song is 'All Of The Girls You Loved Before' or so I'm told! Also Kyle tried to argue with every known man by saying he'd give up his favorite toy, over receiving a gold hand….did I do it?
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Ep. 133 - Ten out of Ten French Girl Drawings
Can you be so drunk you can survive ice cold water?? Why is porn allowed on the news?? Is Cal too CALlous?? Is God a woman?? Was Rose a dish?? All those questions and Titanic conspiracy theories answered this week on Passive Aggression!
About this show
Join Jess and Kyle, two married midwestern millennials along with their dear friend Chester as they try to navigate this thing called podcast. When not playing a game of Slanguage or sharing stories from their wilder days as high school friends they're really just looking for any opportunity to tie whatever hot button, taboo or dated topic of the week into talking about Taylor Swift, SVU, Jurassic Park or whichever late 90's early 2000's pop culture reference they see fit....even if no one else would!
Hosted by
Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich