Audiocrush

Episodes

1. 9

   Episode 9 - The PEN15 Club Podcast

   We're back with an all-new season of the PEN15 Club Podcast! Topics for Episode 9 include: We're sorry we went away. Let's talk about SHOES. Cinematics - Rob and Jordan talk about movies. Jesus Camp, The Departed, and Half Nelson. Song: Beautiful Dreamer by Mates of State Troll-y Foley Only…

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   Oct 6, 2006
2. 35

   Audiocrush 28

   Audiocrush gets back to business just in time for the new school year. This episode, we take on hard-hitting current events in a balanced and mature roundtable discussion, entertaining opinions from the furthest right to the furthest left. Either that, or four dudes sit around and spout a bunch…

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   Sep 6, 2006
3. 8

   Episode 8 - The PEN15 Club Podcast

   And we're back with The Ocho. In this episode, Rob and Jordan talk a lot about PUSSY. That's right, kids, it's that kind of week. And not just pussy in general, we talk about clams, scrunt, and Tori Spelling. Also, Oprah, in vitro pussy, and Gyllenhaal's boypussy. Deeeelish! Enjoy!

   Jul 19, 2006
4. 33

   THE FRESHEST KIDS #1 - EAT A SANDWICH!

   just your luck. when you ask for an archie, you get a nancy and when you ask for waffles+falafels, you get an effin’ podcast. what’s wrong with this picture? and what the hell is a podcast?!? in this episode, the freshest kids discuss their recent safari

   Jul 11, 2006
5. 32

   Audiocrush 27

   Audiocrush meets the michilada monster. More drinking, more bullshit, more snacks. Luke “Handsignal” Johnson visits us and tests us on our Audiocrush knowledge. We dish out sound advice to Shithound, who may have created our new theme song. Music is by Ambulance LTD and Bang Camaro.

   Jun 27, 2006
6. 31

   The PEN15 Club Podcast - Episode 7

   Episode 7 of the PEN15 Club Podcast brings an extra special guest, Dino from Celebrity Hijinx! Topics for Episode 7 include: Boston Gay Pride observations Jessica Alba and dolphin cock (Really, listen to this part. It's pretty funny.) Why we love Kathy Griffin and “Life on the D-List” Lindsay...

   Jun 11, 2006
7. 30

   Audiocrush 26

   No, you’re not dreaming. Was it worth the wait? Only you can be the judge. This episode features an ultra-special guest, as well as more of the refined jack-assery you’ve come to expect from Team Audiocrush. Music is by the Starlight Mints and our friends Diamond J and the Rough. Note: Due to...

   May 23, 2006
8. 6

   Episode 6 - The PEN15 Club Podcast

   Our first live broadcast of the PEN15 Club Podcast. Remember to check in Sunday evenings to catch a live stream of Rob and Jordan recording the podcast. In this episode, Rob and Jordan discuss More Lip Gloss and Prada Queens from Dallas (here) Lindsay Hohan and Just Her Luck Mac Daddy Justin Long...

   May 14, 2006
9. 5

   Episode 5 - The PEN15 Podcast

   Episode 5 of the PEN15 Podcast is here! This week, Rob and Jordan discuss the Lip Gloss and Prada Queens from Dallas, The View, M:I:III, The “Lost” Lesbian Massacre of 2006, the top 25 pieces of 'tang Rob missed out on in high school, and Jordan's faked Craigslist adventure. Links of note: Lip...

   May 7, 2006
10. 4

    Episode 4 - The PEN15 Club Podcast

    As promised, here's Episode 4 of the PEN15 Club Podcast. It's the debut of the new podcast equipment and Jordan's straight roommate/guest host, Dan. We're trying something a little new in the interest of getting podcasts to you more frequently: We're not editing them. So, all the blunders,...

    Apr 24, 2006
11. 26

    Audiocrush 25

    Season 1 of Audiocrush ends on a low note. In this episode, we come to grips with the fact that we enable terrible behavior in our listeners, not to mention ourselves. Observe as we lose all sense of dignity and moral obligation. As an added bonus, we also lose sight of our humanity. Oh yeah, and...

    Mar 27, 2006
12. 25

    Audiocrush 24

    Audiocrush is: Something we enjoy doing and take some pride in. Audiocrush isn’t: something we want any future girlfriends or employers to hear. Also, beware the noogie patrol. Music is by Deathray and Ambulance LTD.

    Mar 7, 2006
13. 2

    Episode 2 - The PEN15 Club Podcast

    We're back with the long-awaited episode 2 of the PEN15 Club Podcast. This week, we dish out some celebrity news/gossip, play a rousing game of “Would You Rather...?,” dig on olympian egos, and let you know who's bottoming for Jon Stewart. The list of topics for Episode 2: Start: Introductions,...

    Feb 26, 2006
14. 23

    Audiocrush 23

    In celebration of our 20th anniversary (of AC3), we decide to polish off a bottle of some of Russia’s finest. This leads to the long awaited Zobmondification of Audiocrush and a heart-felt discussion of a certain Mr. Hasselhoff’s chances at an Oscar statue this year…amongst other things. Music is...

    Feb 24, 2006
15. 22

    Audiocrush 22

    As usual, we here at Audiocrush are a day late and a dollar short, but happy Valentine’s Day none the less. In this episode (which has nothing to do with Valentine’s Day) we engage in some Olympic caliber high-fiving, reveal some things that we probably don’t want our mothers to know, and get…

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    Feb 15, 2006
16. 21

    Introducing the PEN15 Club Podcast!

    It's a big day for us here at the PEN15 Club. We're happy to give you Episode 1 of the PEN15 Club Podcast! That's right. Jordan and Rob speaking into a long, phallic object for nearly an hour. What more could you want? Just remember to keep the dogs out of the room as you listen, because their…

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    Feb 4, 2006
17. 20

    Audiocrush 21

    This one is dedicated to all the angry villagers out there in Audiocrushland. We apologize for the delay, but you can’t rush greatness. On this episode we play in the closet, send out a call to arms across The Realm, and an eloquent caller finally puts into words the way we all feel about Aidan....

    Feb 3, 2006
18. 19

    Audiocrush 20

    This is our most ridiculous episode yet. Giddy over the possibilities of the new year, Team Audiocrush can barely keep it together. Maclaine rolls out a few funny voices, we take a detour mid-Noodley to discuss Chinese candy, and an English fellow weighs in on Matt of the Realm. Music is by...

    Jan 10, 2006
19. 18

    Audiocrush 19

    Team Audiocrush is pleased to bring you this special show live from the Fourth Annual Audiocrush New Years Eve Galla with special guests The Six Parts Seven, The Radio Department, and Clap Your Hands Say Yeah.

    Dec 31, 2005
20. 17

    Audiocrush 18

    Welcome to Christmascrush. Will and Gabe get noodley, we give a half-assed Chanukah review, and weigh in on the Big Man. Courtesy of the Wayback machine, music is by Nilsson, Os Mutantes, and The B-52′s. Oh, and this

    Dec 25, 2005
21. 16

    Audiocrush 17

    Even in the midst of one grueling holiday party after another, Team AC still manages to crush for you. Music by Cornelius, Turn On, and Sammy.

    Dec 17, 2005
22. 15

    Audiocrush 16

    Some facts about AC 16: We’re drunk on satanic brazilian cuacachaca, we hear some hot news from Shithound, Riksta’s on hand for a live interview with Diemer, and Georgia Wisdom beefs up our lexicon. Music by Broadcast, Andrew Bird, Crystal Skulls, and Gang of Four.

    Dec 9, 2005
23. 14

    Audiocrush 15

    Just in time for your weekend, here’s a new show. This episode there are a couple of things that stand out: our excessive pandering to a certain citizen of the Canadian Empire, and Aidan’s unsolicited rants on various unimportant topics. Music is by old favorites Deathray and Simian, and new...

    Dec 2, 2005
24. 13

    Audiocrush 14

    Today, we of Team Audiocrush are thankful for our listeners. Also for girls, girls, girls. And gay men. Jordan from The PEN15 Club is back on the show, as Maclaine is tied up in the basement. We tried to pick some older music that you probably haven’t heard, including songs by Velvet Underground,...

    Nov 24, 2005
25. 12

    Audiocrush 13

    Our longest show ever, we’re finally coming out on-air about the Madonna/Audiocrush scandal. Madonnagate. We’re coming after you babe, and this time it’s going to take more than make-up sex. Not surprisingly, she wouldn’t let us play any of her music. You’ll hear house band Deathray, Komeda, and...

    Nov 15, 2005
26. 11

    Audiocrush 12

    There is so much demand for this particular show that I’m not going to waste any time with liner notes. Music is by Enon, Giant Drag, and Teenage Fanclub. Bone apetite.

    Nov 7, 2005
27. 10

    Audiocrush 11

    Team Audiocrush gets back to basics on 11. We half-ass a movie review, Maclaine slithers, and we’re drinking again. Today’s special guests are Gabe’s new kitten and a bunch of Canadians. The New Pornographers pornography our faces, house-band Deathray is elevated to pen-pal status, and Crystal...

    Oct 28, 2005
28. 9

    Audiocrush 10

    This is a very special, very filthy show. Not only is it our tenth, and filthiest–it’s also dirty, underhanded, questionable, and numbered as 10. We placed a personal ad (as a woman) on a popular hook-up site, with a phone number to a voicemail system. Most of Audiocrush 10 is simply the best of...

    Oct 18, 2005
29. 8

    Audiocrush 9

    Music on AC9 is by house band Deathray, Kings Of Convenience, and Stephen Malkmus and The Jicks.

    Oct 6, 2005
30. 7

    Audiocrush 8

    Two new segments! It hardly needs mentioning how much we love Pinback, Schneider TM, and A Visible Boy.

    Sep 29, 2005
31. 6

    Audiocrush 7

    Shithound drunk-dials, the verdict is in on poetry, and Johnny 5 is alive. Music is by Deathray, Aberfeldy, and Aidan’s friend Vanessa.

    Sep 22, 2005
32. 5

    Audiocrush 6

    Will is back. Audio confessions, high fives, and signs of things to come. Also Aberfeldy, Crystal Skulls, Giant Drag.

    Sep 17, 2005
33. 4

    Audiocrush 5

    We think Audiocrush 5 is a good show. You’ll hear chatter of gangsters, celebrities, and lesbians; also music from Get Him Eat Him, Wendy’s, and The Notwist. Visiting the studio again is Jordan from The PEN15 Club with caddy pop culture news.

    Sep 7, 2005
34. 3

    Audiocrush 4

    On Audiocrush 4 Gabe spills beer on the equipment, the A/C is off, and we play some music from Deathray, Simian, and Ambulance LTD. Will is in Scotland, and Jordan from The PEN15 Club visits.

    Sep 5, 2005
35. 2

    Audiocrush 2

    The second show! We have a theme song, some called-in confessions, Teen Wolf, and a math joke. We also play music from Fairchild and The Party Party. We also learned that we need to drink less while recording.

    Sep 1, 2005
36. 1

    Audiocrush 1

    This is epsidode 1 of Audiocrush. We’re still figuring out what it is and what all of the knobs on the board do, but it’s getting there. On this episode we talk about Mannequin, scotch, stealing girlfriends, and we play some music by Deathray and Spoon. On the next episode we’ll have audio...

    Aug 30, 2005