AV Club 69

Rob finds himself on terror firma unaware of the evil that lies beneath! Can he dig deep and find the truth? or will he have to worm his way out of the sink hole of despair? Listen Now!

Did this movie cause a stir? does a duck's quack echo when its stirred? Amazing questions I think you will agree. But none will be answered here! Mark gets all spooky as he tries to understand who Said that! and if he gets hypnotised will he have the eyes? Find out all this and more along with Mark as he tries to solve the mystery! 

Mark has no idea what is about to hit him. It's got more twist and turns than a Swiss alpine slope! Kevin Bacon is our focus and Detective Duquette has his hands full with this case. Out in the everglades lurk many things, some lie deep beneath the surface. Take a walk on the wild side with Mark as he blindly falls for Perez and gets himself in a right kerfuffle! 

Can Rob use his tools of truth, justice and sanity to unshroud the evil of this script? or with this James gun wacky indie hit prove to be hit Kryptonite. Listen now!   

Join us this time as we enter a world of Astro bastardry! Do they come in peace or just want us in pieces!? Rob's not taking any chances as he sets his phaser to kill and dives head first into the guts of this gory slapstick indie classic. Can he get on board? or will these Kiwis just leave a bad taste. 

In a time when the future looked so bleak and crime was bad, we needed a hero to come to the fore and save us from evil! No it's not Jesus it's Robocop!Mark has no idea what's in store for him as he seeks to uncover this classic Sci Fi epic. Explosions, melting faces and Bazookas are all in a days work for this maverick renegade. 

Get off the phone!! Because it's time for Rob to dial up and dial in to 56k's of techno madness! Can he hack into the mind of the creators to discover what it all means? or will he get lost in cyber space ..space..space...

Rob lays down a movie that drives a stake through the heart of good story telling. As Mark gets lost in a dark cavern of terrible dialogue and weak plot and discovers that the only thing this movie sucks, is the fun out of the superhero genre.

This time Rob goes deep behind enemy lines and must wade through a trench of tropes and a minefield of mise en scene madness! As he takes on the greatest enemy known to man, unfettered script writing! …and a couple of Nazis.  

AV Club 69 enters the unpredictable realm of Science Fiction. Join Mark has he tries to unravel this Sci Fi film and work out what happens to class 10 C. Did the van driver really turn in to a screw?Mark has no idea that anything, absolutely anything can happen!Rob does accidentally call the title music of this movie a David Bowie track but in fact it is by Roger Taylor. Whoops sorry Roge!Any clips from this movie belong to Big Ben Productions and GFM Films. 

It's one small step for Rob and one giant leap for logic!  Join us this time as we boldly go where no one has gone before... into the minds of the creators of this E.xtremely T.errible rip off!

The 80s was a strange but wonderful time. Of course there was mystery, action and inappropriate behaviour but it was normal back then apparently. Well here we are right in the thick of it! Just add some magic and you've got yourself the dirt bike kid! Dive in with mark and he as dumbfounded and confused as he was when he unravelled this confusing mix of genres all incased in to one movie. Listen now!

The parents are out! and now Rob must find away to the top shelf and reach into the cookie jar of clues in order to solve the mystery of the writers minds in this not so PC PG-13 family romp! Will he need to enlist the help of a grown up? Can he have it solved be for bed time?Listen Now!

Santa and the whole essence of Christmas is under threat from the evil....board of directors! Can Fred Claus save his brother from killing every kid's Christmas? Can he finally get his mothers approval? or is it a lost ..Claus??Join Mark as he rides the hell sleigh that is this movie, down the chimney and into the flaming trash heap that is this film!Roll the damn projector!

No this isn't some Tik Tok food fad or a new Christmas party canape from the brilliant minds at Iceland. It's the 1996 smash hit movie! Join us this week as Rob learn that he'll need to uses his brawn as well as his brains to tackle this massive mess of story telling.

Yippee Ki-Yay you filthy animals! but wait .. this isn't Die Hard or Home Alone? ...it's Better! Join us this time for some jingle balls to the wall action! as Rob attempts to make Mark a true believer. 

The trap is set and the game is on! Will Rob take the carrot or can he use his egg-noggin..eh ..eh? ...nevermind.. to outwit the writers an become the victor of these reindeer games.

Ho Ho Ho..ld on a second? It's Christmas already!? Not to panic! Come get a stiff shot of AV club 69 hilarity to help you though this holiday season. Rob kicks of the festivities with a real nutcracker of a flick. However will Mark survive this one.   

In this Episode Rob takes on The Rock! .. No it's not a Dwyane Johnson biography. However he does get to flex his muscle memory in a AV Club 69 first!  

Can you hear that? …..The Voices? … NO! not our sultry tones …the others! Join Mark this time as he uses his cards to interoperate what that mean and more importantly what they want.  

In this episode...Rob, hot on a slow moving trail of destruction, uses his cards to clear a path through the dense jungle of absurdity and finds a...Sorority House? at the centre

In this week's episode Rob navigates the twists and turns of Detroit's laneways in the search for action! 

In this week's episode Rob books some intergalactic stow aways as Mark tries to figure out ...do they come in peace? 

In this episode Rob packs a bag full of McGuffins ready to set off on a mind vacation full big G's and double D's. Can he unravel the island's secrets? 

In this episode Mark is stalked by the the looming presence of bad dialogue and science jargon and attempts to escape the jaws of the beast using a net of useless plot threads. 

In this episode Rob checks in for a quiet night at the grindhouse but gets little sleep as he is blow away by the plot of this ludicrous movie!    

In this episode Mark takes a dip into the dark and murky waters of Pontypool ...

We introduce the new "patent pending℠" Av Club 69 card system to give Rob a fighting chance against the chaos that is Amos & Andrew 

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Av Club 69, the movie podcast with more twists than a M. Night Shyamalan flick! In this episode Mark attempts to unravel the impossible mystery of Nicholas Cage and asks, what's so wonderful about willy's anyway?