PODCAST · comedy
B.T.F.U. with Rob & Doug
by Loose Moose™️ Productions
"An outrageous and raunchy podcast about the lives and misadventures of two middle aged Dads."
Episodes
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Ep. 22 ~ Are You Jerkin' My Bobber?
Rob & Doug have alot of catching up to do; Rob goes on a Pandemic Big-Ass Steak Quest to Outback! Doug goes on a tear trolling rednecks, and the Boys reminisce about the bygone Glory Dayz Of Dayglo Spandex-Infused Hair Metal! PLUS~ "Rob's Tales Of Nudity Gone Awry", some douchebag backs into…
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Ep. 21 ~ A Man of Larger Carriage
IN THIS EPISODE~ The Facemask Wars of 2020! Sunburn Season is here! Rude-ass people! Witnessing Douchebags getting public ass-beatings! Plus: Leeches! Wieners! Leeches on wieners! Toad-vomit lozenges that cure disease and MUCH MORE! JOIN US! Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell Recorded…
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Ep. 20 ~ Jalepenos, Milk, & Cocaine
The Boys are in Lock-Down Mode and talking sh*t about all kinds of nonsense! Topics discussed include: Bands we hate! True "underground" rock! What would Taylor Swift songs be about if she dated Rob for a year? STD's and hammers! Covid Madness! That Psycho with all the Tigers! Plus~ Cock-Ring...
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Ep. 19 ~ Saffron Man
FINALLY! A SENSE OF NORMALCY IN AN OTHERWISE ABNORMAL WORLD! THE BOYS are BACK and here to help you forget momentarily about your contagious neighbors! Items up for discussion include: This guy Doug meets poops his pants! Embarrassing high school stories! Rob drinks from a bottle of Skoal-spit!...
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Ep. 18 ~ Lovable, Strokable Silicone
IN THIS EPISODE~ Crazy chicks doing stupid sh*t in retail outlets! Rob falls asleep on his wife...again! Why Doug is CERTAIN that both Limp Bizkit AND Korn sucked! Rock musicians who have the NERVE to f**k with the classics! PLUS, Sex robots, sex robot group action, crappy home improvement...
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Ep. 17 ~ Horny Old People
IN THIS EPISODE~ The Flu Bug hits the Doug & Rob Households full tilt, Rob's Lovely Wife stops by for a surprise visit, and Rob gets chastised by a Bible Thumper! PLUS~ Septuagenarians with Super sex-drives, really offensive jokes, GIGANTIC male members and the weird stuff Americans crammed into...
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Ep. 15 ~ Well..."She's German Hot"
IN THIS EPISODE~ Doug gets conscripted into hard labor by a lazy cop! Rob busts his ass! Social Media Weirdness! Plus: Cocaine makes the news~Twice! Fugitives! Rob's personal hygiene routine! Strange chicks with questionable proclivities! JOIN THE FUN!
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Ep. 13 ~ That's A Lot Of Crabs!
IN THIS EPISODE~ Rob's Subconscious jacks with his head! Something isn't quite kosher in New Hampshire! Intern abuse! An all new politically-charged-sure-to-be-controversial segment! Steroid-ManBoobs! And Rob goes to the movies! JOIN US! ~Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell ~Recorded &...
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Ep. 12 ~ 300 Yards From My Succulent Ass
Join us as Rob & Doug catch up! Rob goes on vacation! So does Doug! Stephen King! Sharks! Drunk a**holes and redneck music! Nasty beer! Nasty water! And Rob catches the flack after Doug offends a Snake-Handler! TONS OF FUN! ~Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell ~Recorded & Produced By...
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Ep. 11 ~ You Might Catch A Charge For That
JOIN US as the Boyz discuss shattering the safe & comfortable illusions of children, why the Moon Landing looked kinda fake, why Skype still kinda sucks, KISS, the Ace Frehley show Doug recently caught, and meeting Bona Fide Rock & Roll Legends! PLUS~ is the Earth flat? Did Hitler die? Where the...
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Ep. 10 ~ It's Too Early For This Sh*t
Waffles! Weirdos! Crappy movies! Auto accidents! Rob gets road rage and...uh...theater rage! Plus, Doug meets a celebrity! Rob falls asleep (again)! Rob backs a Douchebag down with nothing but a vape-pen and just flat being a BadAss! The joys of slapping big-ass hams (and ham-asses) and MUCH…
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Ep. 9 ~ Aww Man, That's Brutal!
IN THIS EPISODE~ Mail-order chocolate Naughty Bits! McDonald's drive-thru fistfights! The fast-food/poop ratio! An all-new segment of "How Bad Does It Suck?" with Rob! Ridiculously insanely fast cars! Plus the joys of online Christmas shopping, the woes of Skype, Doug's bad driving leads to…
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Ep. 8 ~ A Black, Gellatinous Mass
IN THIS EPISODE~ The Boys reflect back on Classic Hip Hop Days Of Yore, which leads to the inescapable questions: Is Tupac alive? Did Suge whack Biggie? Did Dre try to whack Suge? What DID Suge mean by "...that Eazy-E thing..."? PLUS, Politically Incorrect action figures, what happens when a man...
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Ep. 7 ~ The Bigger The Better
IN THIS EPISODE~ The Boys dive right in with Tales Of Jack-Leg, Fly-By-Night, Douchebag Lyin' Thievin'-Ass Contractors, and Doug recounts the Sweet Taste of busting the lying idiots in the act, red-handed. PLUS, Rob can't get a friggin' steak, Doug can't get a friggin' fork, smart-alleck tire...
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Ep. 6 ~ Amy Schumer And The Scented Testicular Cream
The Boys get Rudely Corrected! Rob negotiates Dream Scenarios! Doug gets ripped off by a Douchebag! Rob embarks on The Quest For The World's Freshest Sack! Doug comes to terms with his Amazon addiction! Plus: Snakes! Spiders! And Amy Schumer gets even MORE annoying!
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Ep. 5 ~ Porn Cone
IN THIS EPISODE~ Rob sees himself on the Internet and is freaked the f**k out, Doug tells us why he thinks Ted Nugent is a prick and why he thinks "Sarah Sanders-Eye" is a little creepy, The Boys read a bevy of scintillating #SecondCivilWarLetters, Bill Clinton buys a Cadillac, Rob gets harassed…
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Ep. 4 ~ That's What Hippies Do With Leaves
IN THIS EPISODE~ Star Wars! Fast & Furious! Hatchet Murders! White House Gate Crashers! Amy Schumer! Rich a**holes! Plus, Delmar calls in backup for another big case, we hear Doug's true-life tale of a Douchebag Politician and his "Inconvenient Leaves", and Rob hears The Word & catches The Holy...
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Ep. 3 ~ Rampant Douchebaggery Run Amuck
IN THIS EPISODE~ DOUCHEBAGS ARE EVERYWHERE! You can't go outside without tripping over some Shmuck actin' like a Douchebag. And on Episode Three, The Boyz are gonna prove it. From the car wash to the arcade, from getting ripped off at Dave & Buster's to dodging traffic hazards caused by...
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Ep. 2 ~ Amy Schumer Is Not A Disgusting Pig
This week~Hollywood remakes, game-changing sausage products, more Dollar General Store Mayhem, Rob gets rudely corrected and calls out Amy Schumer over her unbridled Comic Thievery! PLUS~ **BONUS! SPOT THE STOLEN JOKES** : In an effort to demonstrate this Comedy Theft Technique known as...
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Ep. 1 ~ Rob Vs. The Surprise Equine Speculum
IN THIS EPISODE~ Rob & Doug discuss (among other things) rude cows, junk Chevrolets, weird stuff dogs eat, lesbian love-tips for straight dudes, and dating app misadventures. PLUS, Rob interrupts Delmar on a big case, and Doug offends a snake-handler!
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
"An outrageous and raunchy podcast about the lives and misadventures of two middle aged Dads."
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Loose Moose™️ Productions
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