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Baat Is Your Problem

by Vees

STAND UP TO LIFE...AND NEWS!This is Stand Up Comedy...yes, but its also...newsy fun. We make news ka fun. News se fun. Kinda like GK...thoda PK! In any case, we take Indian or international news, find interesting angles, add what are hopefully jokes about the said news...and there...that's fun! Its news pe tadka? Samachaar se FunAchaar? These are getting worse.New shows every week!

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  1. Fake Shaadis Confuse Old People

    Fake weddings are lit right now...you know the crazy rager vibe...get turnt yo! If you understand the first line, you are probably Gen-Z and likely into the idea of fake weddings. Listen, guys, what about older people? Do you know this is confusing for them? Why do call them weddings when there…

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  2. Podcast: 5 हौरीबल things that made 2025 the horriblest year!

    “2025 F-OFF…!” Baat Is Your Problem on 28 DEC, 2025… SHUBHANSHU Shukla in Space (0:11) || PM Modi’s Awards Vs. Trump (1:20) || All dogs hate TESLA (2:41) || UNESCO ignored Diwali (3:57) || SBI will get that attitude (6:35) STAND UP…2न्यूज़! **** Subscribe Now on YouTube or Follow on Pod...

  3. Podcast: NRI Santa drops in!

    हैव यू एवर...heard of NRI Santa SANJAY CLAUS? He is real kids! || Baat Is Your Problem on 24 DEC, 2025 || STAND UP…2न्यूज़!

  4. Podcast: जी my ‘Sanchar Saathi’ app has come to life?!

    “SANCHAR SAATHI’s JAGGA AND SHERA…DHYAAN RAKHENGE TERA” || Baat Is Your Problem on 5 DEC, 2025 || PRADA has bought Versace for $1.4 BILLION…what!!…did they even try PALIKA Bazaar?! (0:35) || The potential BENEFITS of the SANCHAR SAATHI app are being completely ignored…we will not stand for that…

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  5. Podcast: थैंक America for Open Racism and KFC!

    “SHAHRUKH KHAN AND SALMAN KHAN ARE OUR NATURAL HISTORY…OK, U.A.E.!!” Baat Is Your Problem on 28 NOV, 2025 || SRK and SALMAN KHAN were invited to the opening of a museum in U.A.E. - guys, can we check if they’re back yet?! (0:42) || Delhi vaale VOLCANIC AISH kar rahe hain (1:52) || Let us thank...

  6. IPL Auction OK बट how do babies know 1-2-3 rule?

    “MAIN BED PE NAHIN AATA JAB TAK MERI WIFE 3 NAHIN BOLTI” Baat Is Your Problem on 21 NOV, 2025 > Babies know it. You know it. I know it. Especially if you and I are lifting heavy things together. HOW DO ALL OF US KNOW THAT IF someone says 1, 2, THREE!…you must react on 3! STAND UP…2लाइफ!

  7. Podcast: योर chance to get rejected by Deepika Padukone!

    AIR INDIA…CLOGGED TOILET-COCKROACH-SEAT CHANGE!” Baat Is Your Problem on 16 NOV, 2025 > Mumbai limits pigeon dining options (0:45) | Miss Universe guy said what to Miss Mexico? (2:51) | Air India flight attendant beat a child…relax…in a game (3:50) | Deepika Padukone is the new voice of META AI...

  8. Podcast: डिड Money Heist inspire Chair Heist?

    “CAN WE NAME THIS BRIDGE THE GUKESH DOMMARAJU BRIDGE?!” Baat Is Your Problem on 10 NOV, 2025 > Did Money Heist inspire the theft of 1000 chairs in Spain (3:52)? But first…Did a Chess Ka Ghoda design that right angled bridge in Bhopal (0:32)? STAND UP…2न्यूज़! ****

  9. Podcast: Taarak Mehta Ka META Chashma?

    Baat Is Your Problem | 5 NOV, 2025 Bill Gates, Smriti Irani, KYONKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI…those are not words we thought would ever be in the same sentence but it happened after Bill appeared on the daily Indian soap. Have other billionaires appeared on other Indian TV shows? YES! (No…not as…

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  10. PODCAST:Will India suffer from 6-7 or will Virat Kohli inspire 5-9?

    Baat Is Your Problem | 2 NOV, 2025 Stand up…to life…and viral trends that young ones love and middle aged ones love to attempt and then the young ones mock the middle aged ones for even trying the trend and then the trend is no more! 6-7 is one of those trends in the USA and in Australia but has…

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  11. 2024: Jung-E-Butter Chicken…2025: Jung-E-Momo-E-Burger

    Baat Is Your Problem | 27 OCT, 2025 > (4:09) WOW MOMO vs. WOW BURGER - India mein ek court ne kaha hai ki WOW BURGER cannot use the term ‘wow’. That’s after another court had said they could. All you ‘Wow’ named establishments…restaurants, salons etc etc…you be careful, ok? But first…(1:28) NAYA...

  12. PODCAST: 2024 mein: Jung-E-Butter Chicken…2025 mein Jung-E-Momo-E-Burger

    Baat Is Your Problem | 27 OCT, 2025 (4:09) WOW MOMO vs. WOW BURGER India mein ek court ne kaha hai ki WOW BURGER cannot use the term ‘wow’. That’s after another court had said they could. All you ‘Wow’ named establishments…restaurants, salons etc etc…you be careful, ok? But first… (1:28) NAYA...

  13. PODCAST:Bollywood…please make “Dhoom 4: Loot Liya Louvre”

    Baat Is Your Problem | 22 OCT, 2025 (4:51) THE PARIS LOUVRE HEIST! It took thieves 7 minutes to steal jewels from the biggest museum in the world…museum loota hai ya 3.5 pack MAGGI BANAYI HAI?! But first… (1:19) CELEBRATION vs. MURDER! That is what the consideration is when singing Happy Birthday...

  14. PODCAST: PM-PM-PM Yojna for Delhi + Hindustan Times ke lofty AIIMS!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 19 OCT, 2025 (4:56) How can anyone know what the air pollution will be like in a week from now? We got the answer - PM PM PM YOJNA! (9:48) Hindustan Times ‘AIIMS’ to please you by providing TOP-LEVEL HEALTH info! Navbharat Times, sadly, does not have that power. But first…...

  15. PODCAST: Mantri ji uncomfortable at GAY airport + Behen Chor

    Baat Is Your Problem | Oct 4, 2025 (0:57) This news is not for kids …who are unfamiliar with IATA airport codes…A Rajya Sabha MP is not comfortable with Gaya Airport’s code - which is - GAY. We try and hide the Kochi Airport code from him. (2:20) A dude in Croatia thinks he has the world record…

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  16. PODCAST: HONEST HEADLINE: Kashish Kapoor says nothing & does not name ‘creepy cricketer’!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 20 SEP, 2025 Kashish Kapoor of Bigg Boss fame recently said nothing of significance in an interview…said she was asked by a famous cricketer to meet…somewhere…where…by which cricketer exactly…we don’t know…that’s why we clicked on an article and made it our… Aao, hamare…

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  17. PODCAST:A ‘Heyy Babyy’ app that tells Indian women how many babies to have? (No, but there should be!)

    Baat Is Your Problem | 3 SEP, 2025 RSS chief Mohan Bhagwat says Indian women should have 3 babies. This raises the below listed questions: Do we have enough IPL teams to accommodate new babies aka future cricketers? How are we telling women to…do…things…in 2025? Won’t too many babies lead to an...

  18. PODCAST: Ambani’s Vantara animals should consult Dem Delhi Dogs!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 31 AUGUST, 2025 This is an apology show. Why? Because, we are so ashamed we didn’t do justice to the ‘Delhi Stray Dogs’ story that came and went…we…did…nothing. The doggy tail is still tedhi ki tedhi. Well, we thought, to make up for our unprofessionalism, we should use…

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  19. PODCAST: BCCI, get Amul to sponsor and change jerseys to CREAM11

    Baat Is Your Problem | 28 AUG, 2025 Say sweet dreams to Dream11…and other similar online money-based apps. But here’s the thing…people are gonna be people…and they want what they want…which means none of these apps will disappear! What will they do? How will they plot their return? Will they…

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  20. PODCAST: No, Akshay Kumar and Shahrukh Khan don’t star in “Side Hustles: Tera Part-Time Khatam” (but they should!)

    Baat Is Your Problem | 23 AUG, 2025 Shahrukh Khan and Akshay Kumar and so many of their star-colleagues are getting into side businesses…non-acting stuff…side hustles! SRK and AK should star in a movie that allows them to promote their side businesses… “Side Hustles: Tera Part-Time Khatam”…

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  21. PODCAST: Air India = ‘Roach’ ka drama + Aussie A.I. = Oye.Oye.

    Baat Is Your Problem | 20 AUG, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:46) Can’t talk about the 100K subscribers AWARD! Yet. (2:20) Air India flight mein roach (COCKROACH) ka drama…we found the safety announcement. (6:02) Australian LAWYER admits to using A.I. for a criminal...

  22. PODCAST: No, Tamannaah Bhatia did not make a saliva pimple cream ad…(but we did)

    Baat Is Your Problem | 16 AUGUST, 2025 Tamannaah Bhatia of Stree 2 fame says she uses saliva to treat her pimples…! Her…own…saliva…right? Or is it like - “Ramu Kaka, idhar aayiye?!” We “found” this ad that Sephora “created” to try and sell Tamannaah’s unique sanjeevni booti type saliva cream!…

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  23. PODCAST: Mobile stolen? Mumbai Police will make the thief courier it back!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 13 AUGUST, 2025 First, we are KIDDING Mumbai police…about this Khakee: ImMobile skit we have done… (nervous laughter)… …y’all do a bang up job but the thing about calling mobile phone thieves and asking them to courier the phone back…is…um…well…NOT FUNNY…not all all…who…

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  24. PODCAST: Tridev Vs. Russia AND The saddest town in India: Black & White Pur

    Baat Is Your Problem | 10 AUG, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:30) New Bollywood Hit… “Teri Palkon…mein infection lag raha hai…please consult a doctor!” (2:33) America says…Keep your shoes on now! (3:22) Can Tridev help us fix the world now…let’s consult the Tridev…

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  25. PODCAST: Pati Patni Aur WTF?!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 6 AUGUST, 2025 First, kudos to science for creating this technique where a baby can be created by 3 parents! Second, boo science for creating this technique where a baby can be created by 3 parents! The point is…we got not idea…our show overall is not samajhdaar enough to…

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  26. PODCAST: India says Bye ULLU…Delhi University says Hi ULLU (lovers)

    Baat Is Your Problem | 3 AUG, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:25) Delhi University says more and more students want to study ZOOLOGY! Zoology kyon ji? Pareshaan hain Mataji aur Pitaji! (2:31) India has BANNED DIRTY, VULGAR APPS! No, don’t worry, the list doesn’t include...

  27. PODCAST: Where is NetflixKhand + Boring, Boring India?!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 1 AUG, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:42) A survey in India has revealed the states that use the most abusive, foul, gaali-laden language. Um…you forgot this state! (2:08) Weekly Cricket Weakly - England crowds are bored by Indian batters and their...

  28. PODCAST: Please tell me Ghaziabad vaali fake “Embassy of Londonia” is not fake!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 30 JULY, 2025 A guy was running a fake embassy in Ghaziabad…fake embassy, fake offices, fake country names…like Saborga and Poulvia and Londonia! Wait, wait, wait…but my wife and her boss visit Londonia every week! In fact, voh loag vahin hain iss vakt. I should call her....

  29. PODCAST:From Fat Players to Jhagdaloo Coaches…5 Ways T20 Cricket can succeed in USA!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 26 JULY, 2025 Ravindra Jadeja will be Ravindra Badhe-Ja…Arshdeep and Akash Deep will both be ‘DEEP’ FRIED and KL Rahul will not be allowed because he sounds like a salad ingredient - Kale! What does all that mean? It is all part of the 5 ways…the ONLY 5 WAYS cricket can…

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  30. PODCAST:The Chappal War: CROCS vs. INDIA!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 22 JULY, 2025 A court will decide if Bata, Liberty, Relaxo and other footwear companies have copied the Crocs style. This case sounds boring… so the judge decided to liven things up by making it a musical case…a jugalbandi…a…shoe-galbandi. The Crocs lawyer was ready. But…

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  31. PODCAST: U.A.E. inspires Gurgaon to add music to potholes (and make money!)

    Baat Is Your Problem | 17 JULY, 2025 Fujairah in U.A.E. has added music to rumble strips on a highway… By using technology? Or is there a line of classical musicians lined up along the highway just waiting for cars to come by!! GURGAON can perhaps take a lesson and not only make people forget…

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  32. PODCAST: Fine Bharo Utna, Pant Utaari Jitna!… KFC mein ‘C se Seagull’!…Oil is well in Delhi!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 13 JULY, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:47) Oil is well in Delhi…well, now. It wasn’t going to be if the government had continued its mission: “OLD CAR BAYKAAR” and denied petrol to older cars (5:06) Scotland is sick and tired of Seagulls…the...

  33. PODCAST: Prateek ke Papa ki Undies Ki Chori…Louis Vuitton and Pharrell went too far!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 9 JULY, 2025 Pharrell Williams and Louis Vuitton had a fashion show “inspired” by the Indian clothing tradition… KRRISH…NANDU a.k.a Shakti Kapoor…cricket jerseys… and hamare doodhwale uncle ki shorts… …with models walking on a “Saanp Seedhi” ramp!… (Will Gucci do a “Ludo”...

  34. PODCAST: 16 Billion Passwords Ki Chori…Naked Flight Attendant…10,000 BC Ka Google Review!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 6 JULY, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:56) Honda has tested its own rocket…Kinetic thha…now Galactic Honda! (2:06) 16 Billion passwords were stolen…arey aliens ke bhi chura liye kya?! (5:16) British Airways flight attendant was found dancing naked…

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  35. PODCAST: Red Bull Ka Dushman…B se Bumrah…Reporter Spiderman Singh…iPhone ko TATA

    Baat Is Your Problem | 3 JULY, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:47) TATA will repair iPhones in India…sim card mein kachra aa gaya hai! (1:52) Wimbledon Tennis mein India ki “B” team - Bopanna, Bollipalli, Bhambri and Balaji…Bumrah bhi vahin hai… (5:15) Japan bans weird…

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  36. PODCAST: Naagin + Money Heist = “NAAGIN HEIST” (for Ekta Kapoor’s consideration)

    Baat Is Your Problem | 28 JUNE, 2025 Ekta Kapoor / Balaji Telefilms - the famous TV/movie creator has partnered with Netflix! Let’s Go! This means new, awesome COMBO shows…maybe inspired by Ekta Kapoor’s hit TV shows and Netflix’s most popular crowd pleasers?? Netflix has a weird request for Ekta...

  37. PODCAST: Ambani vs. Bezos…Reliance vs. Amazon…its SHAADI vs. DOOSRI SHAADI

    Baat Is Your Problem | 24 JUNE, 2025 Jeff Bezos is getting married for the 2nd time…Mukesh Ambani does not want to give up the ‘wedding of the century’ title… Kim Kardashian tells us which wedding is better - she attended both and compares the number of guests, the number of celebration days, the...

  38. PODCAST:Scientists ne “Poo Pills” bana di hain…how about tasting your own medicine first?

    Baat Is Your Problem | 20 JUNE, 2025 Pills made from Poop are being tested to see if they can cure infections! IN THIS SHORT THOUGHT: plenty of word-play with poo and poop and sandaas…don’t blame us…IT’S SCIENCE! But first, really scientists…were you bored or is this really gonna help us?!…

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  39. PODCAST:PM Narendra Modi's G7 Canada trip...this report will tell you NOTHING!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 16 JUNE, 2025 Will Diljit Singh or Shreya Ghoshal or Virat Kohli visit Canada soon…this report will not tell you that! We asked the Canadian PM but pretty sure he was not honest with his answers! Will PM Modi bring Kaju Katli and Bedmi Puri with him when he comes to Canada...

  40. PODCAST: DDLJ in England! No Shahrukh Khan…come fall in love with ‘British Raj’!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 13 JUNE, 2025 The Shahrukh Khan / Kajol starrer ‘Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge’ is back in the form of a stage musical in Manchester, England. Is this about money? Sorry, that came out as a question. This is about money? Damn, still looks like a question but c’mon, right?!...

  41. PODCAST: Shubhanshu Shukla’s Space Station Trip…ISRO did you pay for baggage & vaastu?

    Baat Is Your Problem | 10 JUNE, 2025 Group Captain Shubhanshu Shukla will be the first astronaut from India to set foot on the International Space Station. IN THIS SHOW…did ISRO think about paying for pre-trip space station Vaastu…just to be safe and ensure Shubhanshu doesn’t have to face what...

  42. PODCAST: Karan Johar…Swiggy Ki Ship…England Vs. Air India…

    Baat Is Your Problem | 4 JUNE, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… KARAN JOHAR gets 9 minute standing ovation at Cannes England complains about AIR INDIA A cargo SHIP ends up in a man’s garden Judge tells woman - DOG ALLOWED TO BITE FRENCH OPEN exclusive report And, Please LET...

  43. PODCAST: NEWS: India approves starlink internet ACTUAL NEWS: India approves new kapdey sukhaane ka stand!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 23 May, 2025 ‘Starlink’ - JOKES APART contest video now available… WATCH & WIN… Rs. 5000 first prize!…10 total prizes! More details: https://www.baatisyourproblem.com/contests India has approved Elon Musk’s Starlink Internet to provide internet in India. IN THIS SHOW…We are...

  44. PODCAST: Chinese Marathon Robot inspired by Ra.One and Terminator?!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 17 May, 2025 ROBOTS were seen running in a marathon in China! IN THIS SHOW…STOP telling these robots hum kaise BHAAGTE HAIN…POHA BANATE HAIN…BHAINS KA DOODH NIKAALTE HAIN! They will collect this information, give it to the AI overlord who - by the way - is a RA.ONE fan!...

  45. PODCAST: Nerolac Paints Ke Gundey Want Newly Discovered Colour!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 17 May, 2025 A new, invisible-to-humans, colour called OLO has been discovered! IN THIS SHOW…Really scientists?! Only YOU can see this colur?! Sure, sure! Nerolac wants to package and sell this invisible coloured paint…but its invisible…but the gundaas don’t care…and how is...

  46. PODCAST: Restaurants need a signal for FAKE PANEER!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 6 May, 2025 The Indian government wants restaurants to disclose if they use FAKE PANEER! IN THIS SHOW…Defining fake paneer…recognizing fake paneer…a better name for fake paneer than hifi angrezi ‘analogue’ paneer…and finally, a great SIGNAL restaurants can use to tell...

  47. PODCAST: Gaana On - Weight Gone!

    Baat Is Your Problem | 1 May, 2025 Will you try the Kumar Sanu Diet to lose weight? How about an Arijit Singh nightly pill that helps you shed those kilos?? Should Indian Idol change its judging to recognize singers whose songs help us lose weight? Songs can help reduce pain…arey, uncle gir…

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  48. POD KHICHDI: Wife Naagin Hai + KFC Toothpaste

    Baat Is Your Problem’ | 26 April, 2025 Pod Khichdi 0:06: Wife Naagin Hai? How will you handle these nightmares / horror movie ke scenes in REAL LIFE?Bed ke neechey koi hai!Got to the exam but forgot to put on clothes!Meri wife naagin hai!Buddha baba outside the house (thanks to moms for that…

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  49. PODCAST: “Karwachauth is confusing” - Saturn Planet Ki Wives Complain!

    ‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 12 April, 2025 Scientists have discovered dozens of NEW MOONS around SATURN! Really? Ab? Ab tak chhupey hue thhey yeh moons?! Saturn now has more than 270 MOONS! Wives are complaining about having to count moons during Karwachauth! Kids are unhappy because itne moons ke...

  50. PODCAST: Trump Ke Tariffs…Penguin Parliament Pareshaan!…Chacha Chaudhary Depressed!

    ‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 9 April, 2025 Tariffs imposed by President Donald Trump are causing the markets to go haywire. More importantly, Chacha Chaudhary and Billoo and Pinki are not happy. Most importantly, the Penguins living close to Antarctica are confused and have no idea why tariffs were...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

STAND UP TO LIFE...AND NEWS!This is Stand Up Comedy...yes, but its also...newsy fun. We make news ka fun. News se fun. Kinda like GK...thoda PK! In any case, we take Indian or international news, find interesting angles, add what are hopefully jokes about the said news...and there...that's fun! Its news pe tadka? Samachaar se FunAchaar? These are getting worse.New shows every week!

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STAND UP TO LIFE...AND NEWS!This is Stand Up Comedy...yes, but its also...newsy fun. We make news ka fun. News se fun. Kinda like GK...thoda PK! In any case, we take Indian or international news, find interesting angles, add what are hopefully jokes about the said news...and there...that's fun! Its...

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